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@Abby, why the "volte fasse"??

O ga o

Take another "joke"

A thousand times he kissed her in his dreams
And from that moment he believed they were meant to be
A thousand times he made love to her and he felt the universe rotate in his palms. .
On bended knees he traded everything, for a wish. . to spend eternity wit her. . .

Was he granted the wish. . .Wait for pt 2

I got yer mails n all. . sorry i didnt reply em. .

Yea i'll be safe alright. . .U takia u i-be-girl

@igwe

notice the thread says "love poems" and NOT love songs. . .

Abeg read b4 u post o

a question i often ask myself. .

I'll be off soon. . . got some packing/travelling to do

Since the joke was Oh SOOOOOOOOO boring. . .

Here's somefin i thot would lyten up your sordy moods. .ble n co

I wrote diz myself. . .As there's NOTHING that beats D.I.Y.

Fear not my love
For you've won my love and conquered my heart
For you are my most prized possession
For in you, my heart's found true love and hapiness
So Angel
With every breathe of air in me. . I promise thee
Even if the mountains roar and the seas rage
Even if earth shakes and quakes. . then,
The ONLY force that'll be left standing in the midst of ALL these chaos
Is the un-ending love i have for you. . .

Done meditating. . Jus thanking God for where i am today

Mikel Obi. . .the over-rated "big chick" of the super-chickens. . .he's trying to out-grow his elders in the team by refusing the hear their proverbial "ku ku ruu kuuuuuu" whenever he's invited to play. .Anyways na 2 mush money for pocket dey cuz am. . no b him fault

my dear. . .visit a gym, talk to an instructor. . he'd cum up wif a program for u

Eh Yah! sorry dear

Juz been finkin alot lately abt certain decisions i made. . my life n all. .

Yea dey r superchickens, at least till they qualify for the WC or somefin. .

@post. .
I can't bliv some of the things i'm seeing here

lemonpluss:
@ poster,change ur sex style to doggy,it helps in bringing out sexy hips and ass

Hmm. . . no wonder *her* edges keep increasing in dimension

Hollysmile:
I got a solution to ur problem.
All u need do is keep havin unprotected sex and make sure de guy(s) pour their milk inside. I give u just two weeks; you'll come back thankin me. Good luck!

Na werin u go advice your SISTAH b dat??

it was gr8. . had alot of fun & to top it. . the "super chickens" did me proud!!

N urs?

@topic

Its NOT easy forgetting such a thing like that . . I still remember mine like it was yesterday. . .I was 7 @ that time. . and it's been wit me ever since, i still see the lady & we have good times together but thats all in the past. Somehow,someway. . .U juz gotta learn to deal wif it. . Let it burn

All the best dear

1 mo rizn why ibo lang remains "sweet"

Isi gini = what u say?

Aw u dey jare?

Here's one i wrote myself. . .As there's NOTHING that beats D.I.Y.

Fear not my love
For you've won my love and conquered my heart
For you are my most prized possession
For in you, my heart's found true love and hapiness
So Angel
With every breathe of air in me. . I promise thee
Even if the mountains roar and the seas rage
Even if earth shakes and quakes. . then,
The ONLY force that'll be left standing in the midst of ALL these chaos
Is the un-ending love i have for you. . .

I ain't got time to copy n paste poems OFF the net. . I write wedding vows, odes etc. . .Just come up wif something original

Abbygyal:
fdzgbhghszdrfg

Nne. . . Isi gini?

@dani y romade

would u two quit "actin like sildren?"

@studio

Ki lo n sele brov

Laz time i checkd. . It said "Studio CFR aka Cleaner For Rent" and since u work 9 - 5 here. . .U aint got NOOOOO freakin right to complain. . .So, witout much yanz. . my flend!!! carry dat broom and sweep dat corridor!!!

b4 i change my mind & fire ur

@poster

couldnt have done better. . .eloquently

i guess you deserve someone berrer. . .

Good luck in ur search

errmmmm. . .*clears throat&rings bell*

Studiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooo. . . U missed a spot there. . . under my seat, cum here now or  

@don

U call that "laffta"?

Its v3nom or venom. . .CLEANER!!!!. . .C'mon get bak te work. . mangy cur!!

@studio

Aren't u supposed to be . . . "cleaning?"?

My flend. . .stop talkn and pick up ya mop-stick n get back to work b4

@ studio d cleaner

Studio CFR:
how many time are my gonna tell you im not a cleaner.
incase u dunno, i don get better offer from ASO ROCK.

Its nice to know you've gotten an offer to clean "YarAdua's toilet/bathroom" now o!!!. . . Congrats bro

chei. . .dani na u be dis. . Oya, defend urself b4

PonPon. . .I thot that was "STUDIOs" job. . .??

d prodigal son returns

where u bin dani??

Isi a diigi nma?. . .e bu onyi igbo??

@sorry gwanny. . .kirive

Ok pikin. . .remember say na e-roff

@scantee. .

Copy n Paste. .

cold:
U don't think it's true because it's not possible or, u've neva heard of such a condition, or u just signed up to exhibit ur ignorance or mock the poster?

*U definitely cldn't be using both spheres of ur brain wen u made that post.*

rotf. . . LMAO seriously

@topic

I wish i could exhaust all the "LOL" n smileys in the world. . But

@Poster. . This story is somewhat intriguing. . She brought the guy to you, told you "to your face" that he "housed her for A YEAR??". . Man, na setup o! before u no werin, she go begin misbehave

Best thing. . If you havent printed I.V's for the wedding, put it on hold and clrify the ISH wit her, let her know she betrayed your trust by NOT tellin you such UNTIL NOW. .

I smell a snake and best believe, catch her b4 she pulls d rug off your feet. .

Juz my thoughts

@kirive. . .

Na tyty be d "ololumi". . .She get luck to mawwy "pam-wyne tapper" o

@post

See copy n Paste @ work . . .