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Aha. . . I see u

D same Applebottom jean AGAIN. . . your hips na die. . . Come n gimme a pooh-bear hug

@Dhead. . .

Werin b ur own na?

@lola

anyway i can be of service to ur

@pat

Who r ALL these peepz corrupting "our love" thread

My love. . . I'm trekin towards you now. . .

Can u see me?

@bliss

U don cum again??

why u dey laff my love??

Lets spend d night 2geda. . . Shall we??

@lola

any1 hole will do dear. . .

@romade
Hafa??

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"

@ALL. . . Man fit hold him virginity up to 95 years old 

@lola

I suppose dey cry as u don show but some crazy reason. . .water no gree comot from my eye. . .

Seun, permit me to use an icon  

No wahala. . . I go carry socks come, that 1 fit enta any hole. . . abi?

Ok dear

Juz come wit all the artilerry that can fit into a ladies bag, cuz you'll be spending the night. . .

We get match to play

@loala

MOET, HENNESSY. . . NO THANKS

Girls, Girls,Girls. . .If dem go plenny, no shakement, I'll pack enough Cd's

@pat. . .

To be continued. . .

I get 1 mast wey i wan visit

@ALL of NL

Public Address System: This is to announce the joining together of Mr. v3nom N Ms. Pat as 1. . .

Rev Fada: If there's any1 on NL who wishes that this union never see d light of day *_{whispers silent prayer}*, let him/her speak NOW or FOREVER hold their peace??

Waiting. . . .

Rev. Fada : By the power invested in me, I hereby pronounce you. . . "Complete the rest mon bonbon"

Revd Fada: You may your bride

@lolabbey

Its been sorta boring witout u. . . It's good to have u back. . .

Where d coke&fanta (dont do alcohol, so ELDERS no vex) and pls tell the chef to get the akara ready soonest

The LOLO 1 of NL has returned !!!! GBAM!!!

Ok me loff. . .

When ya reach our joint. . .I dey wif 1 revd. fada dey w8. . .today fada go take celotape tie two of us, to bcum 1

Will thou beest my missing rib   ?

@ben. . .

Na u no d one wey dey do u. . .

Here na comedy zone so no make me kick ur butt

@ i got there ONLY to find out that it'd already been taken by some other person. . .

P.S: I juz dropped mine. . .I'm still waiting under that "our love" tree

@Abby

fanx

@lolabbey. . .

Were u dey since maale??

@ben. . .we still have THAT title to give out o!!!

@ Ben

*finkin hard****

Romade? Lolabbey? spikedcylinder?. . . i no no o. . .abeg tell me, abi abiboy?

@pat

OK loff. . .scribble me urs sharply

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the [b]pussy [/b]willows.

" The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"

No 2

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the pussy willows.


" The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"

Sorry bros. . . I wan infect NL wif lafta-flu

my digitz r 070dppgmmpj ( i need you to decipher that and leave a drop call)

use ur phone keypad to decipher

here's a clue d=3,p=7. . .Go figure?

A guy who married this woman. Unfortunately, his dick was too small, so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his dick. For seven year's he has been doing that. One night his wife suspect that something is wrong so while they are having sex she quickly threw the cover and turned on the lights! So the woman said, "What the hell is that, are you using a pickle on me. I am shocked, and for seven years you have been doing that, you piece of shit." So the man said, "Shut the Bleep up! It's been seven years and I never asked where the hell those kids came from!"

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

The man, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?!"

Ben20001:
Cheii. . bucket sized orifice

@ben. . . Who we fit give "dat" title of "Bucket sized orifice?"

@pat. . if u had a plane crash, how'd u make it to our joint?

A young male virgin, a shy college freshman, was lucky enough to have a roommate who was considerably more experienced with the opposite sex. When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament, his roommate offered to set him up with the campus floozy. "Just take her out to dinner and a show, and then let nature take its course," he explained. "This girl really knows how to go from there." The roommate arranged the date as promised, and the freshman took the coed out for a delightful evening of dining and dancing.

On the way home, he parked his car in a dark lane, broke out in shakes and a cold sweat and blurted out: "God, I sure would like to have a little pussy." "I would, too," the girl sighed. "Mine's the size of a bucket!"

Aha!!! There art thou my loff, dressed in that cute top n applebottom jean that i loff

A thousand times me've kissed ye in me dreams and from that moment. . me finkin we could be 2geda
A thousand times me've shagged ye in me dreams and i felt the universe rotate in me palms. . .
Ye shiver me timbers me lady

Had breakfast yet me lady. . .Let's go grab a bite. . wat say ye?

Be there in a sec. . . my lady. .