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Harrisibor:
Dear Nairalanders I sincerly need your advice

I have a girfriend I love so dearly and we have been dating for about a year now but the problem is she does not seem to show me much love saying all dat will come after our marriage even after I have met her parents.

Then their is this other girl I Don't take seriously but she treats me with so much love and like a king but I don't love her. She does all my wish and never argues with me and even apologises when I am supposed to be the one appologising.

Now the thing here is she is 29 years already, could she be doing all dat just to get me to marry her? But the girl I love is also 29 and come from my state as welll

Now am very confused who do I go for as a man? Someone I love dearly and can't afford to hurt her or even cheat on her? Or someone who loves me dearly but I might cheat on her cos I don't love her?

Pls all the relationship experts in the house give a brother advice because I need to decide very soon so as to free one of them. I hate keeping a girl waiting considering their ages

bro marry d one u don't like u won't regret it I assure u

Op I like ur courage don't worry ur dreams will come tru

Three thieves were taken to court, and were found
guilty.
The first man stole a tin of sardine. The judge
sentenced him to three years in prison because
there were three fishes in the tin.
The second man stole a tray of eggs, he got 30 years
in prison because a tray of egg contains 30 eggs.
The third guy collapsed. He stole a bag of rice

miembamish:
@Msrita. Yeah ah knw u.. We're inde Faculty in Unical. Well qoute me den we talk. Try to recall de dude called "Mish" in skul in ur Faculty, dats me. Emmm!!! Juz quote me 1st

okpolor eyes nor be open eyes

Op @ ur pix u look desperate oo solder woman with camouflage no wonder that dud is scared

datguru:
Good for you. This is what you should have done at first when you saw my post. Next time mind your own business and stop taking panadol on another person's head ache. I am solely responsible for whatever I post on this forum, whether sane or insane. I don't see any reason why you should be concerned as if you pay my bills. Anyway, accept my apologies for those foul languages, I never meant to use them but you provoked me to. Words are not enough to express how remorseful I am on this, but next time mind your business

apologies accepted good day block head

datguru:
Wasted sperm. Go, teach your kids and younger ones not on a faceless forum. Bastar*d so of a thousand fathers, ODEEH

no need to exchange words wt u you are still a kid

datguru:
CONFIRMED! This is the nigga that wants my space

What is this naw ? Wetin I do you bros ? Why you want commot all the frustration wey dey your body put for my head. Wetin concern you wetin my post? Abi you no get children for house to go lecture ? Na for faceless forum you see to build your own idiotic legacy? Don't disturb my game please.

#get older if you have grown up already.

You suck bro. Lol

bros at ur age wen u don get white hair for armpit u still dey mumu like cow wen aboki run leav wise up before ur junior brother get sense pass u

datguru:
I have nothing to say, I just want to occupy this space. I don't give a fuc*k about what you think

I know there's a nigga out there craving to have this space but I'm sorry, you can't

wise up bro grow up u are too big for this nonsense

Life is too short to remove USB safely make she enjoy her life

Op pls summaries I can not view those tiny letters like ur girl friend finger nails

Was sent from a friend .....press one to kill ur self press two to faint press three to explode

kozaic:
Ok... Its annoys me when all I read abt in this forum is about "nigerian girls love money", the "obiageli mentality" and so many of such topics..

I admit the growing trend of ladies seeing a relationship as a job opportunity is fast rising and indeed tiresome.

But what some guyz especially Nlanders don't comprehend is the fact that they are the main cause of this problem.

They all want a Behind lady dat dresses nice uses wonderful and expensive gadget..looks beautiful and so on, the babe doesn't have a job or any means of livelihood and her parent aint rich.. You go after such babe, and come here 2 complain she demands too much money? Huh.. Are u for real?


And for your information there's a difference between courting a lady, dating a lady and a S*x machine..

If you guyz don't see your self being together in the future just know your relationship is for mutual benefit...you must part some finances..

A responsible man takes care of his woman whether they are dating or courting..

A responsible woman is understanding...

Nairaland guyz...stop dis stingy trend.

can't ladies work for their money and spend for themselves must they depend on a guy to acquire all the necessary things they want ? Seriously 80 percent of nigeria ladies are too lazy to work relationship suppose to be 50.50 because the sex is enjoyed between both partners so is also good for the ladies to spend for we the guys

Spicylate:
hmm, honestly i dont know.

I guess u like it too

MrCork:
....brother...I don't mean to sound rude but ma profffesional opinion:

....u need yor brain physically replaced wit Panasonick battery's & to be honest...callin u stweeepid will be an insult to stewpiid people.

..u spent 15 years sleeping wit prostitutes & instead of testin yor sef for aids,sifilis or gonoria....u worrying about kissin an innocent university girl and then eventually destroy her life...abi?..... U think that makes u a real man?

...brother it's a great thing u not in London coz I get mofos like u locked up.

...please take this as a compliment & contructive critism to help yor mofo sef (no ooofense)

bros easy na u nor get heart at all

That is why I love America don't quote me

Cokacola:
as am typing this right now am just confuse and dont knw what to do......i met this girl early last year one thing lead to the other nd started dating.......i loved her very much and i know she love me too but what shock me most was that she told me she was a Virgin and dat she wont do it wit me till our wedding nite.....i was very exited nd happy and could not wait. just last month i went to her village and did everytin and it cost me up a huge amont of money after whole thing i was happy day i will now av to My self but last nyt i enter My Virgin wife and found out that There was as deep as center of river niaja.....pls i need very good advice before i make mistake

bros u be fool ooo

Life na luck sha

Young boy wise up

Yea sure dos goddess type but d problem is u can never cheat on dem ur machine nor go work I swear

Op blame who for watin na? I nor understand u

Move on wt ur life bro the truth is that she is finding it difficult to announce to u she is no longer interested in d relationship anymore ......walk away man

xp17:
I think It's more than 3 ma'am. locations, abbreviations, pointing out important stuffs in your writeup, popular invents, make of popular brands. etc.

but, your logomachy is a malarkey based on this topic, because the original poster wasn't trying to exonerate himself as a better person, but talking about being yourself. please, stop excogitating unnecessary altercation and counter when necessary.


cheers*


@topic, how the person says it should not be an issue, what matters is the basic understanding. English is a bitch

bros how many wraps of weed u smoke ?

Gurl u ar kul tel ur boo to cut of his hair asin low cut

I guess she sees u as a boring guy for now, give her d space she needs if she truly love u she will come back begging u

;Dfresh air sorry I mean fresh weed

ifymusa:
If e pass 1year I no see any commitment hmmmm 2years I no do again no time to waste. Wait wen u re ready and mature than u can start a relationship

. U no if na wen u wan waka comot d bobo wan engage u.... be patience