freshness2020: Deutschland ist FIFA Fussball-Weltmeister 2014!
Congratulations Germany, after 2 straight semi-finals. It is a well deserved victory.
Messi? 20 gun salut for ♈όϋ , atleast ♈όϋ ve proved Ūя̲̅ haters wrong that ♈όϋ can do without iniesta and Xavi.
Better luck next time my hero!

Lolllzzz!!! betta luck next tym?? @ 31 & in ur/his dreamz!! Futbol Mundial is Messi's curse!! see as ronaldo dey dance azonto 4germany!!!

olumaxi: yinmu...dat u v not been spanked by an internet guy doesnt mean u wont b spanked anytym soon...i repeat,al of u r dsame

Lolllzzzz!!! Gbao, bossman, ryt on point! spankin na spankin, weda via internet or odawise!! All women r d same, joorr!! D ones dat r lucky 2escape or claim innocenti r quite negligible #s!!!

ggrin: So sad....btw,help me gwit ma papa oh thts if u make heaven

Lol, olofo!!!

R.i.p, pretty 1. Can still remember ur private performance @ my homeboi's afta weddin partey, lyk 'twas yesterday!!!

vowiski: Microsoft’s virtual assistant for Windows Phone 8.1 had one of her biggest test yesterday in the clash of two giants; Brazil and Germany. Cortana predicted Germany to stroll past Brazil in the Semi Final match of the World Cup 2014 and it happened even with her confidence level being “Mid/Mid-low.”

What ought to be a scintillating encounter between two continental giants suddenly looked like a PlayStation game after the host nation were humiliated by 5-goal victory in the first half of the elite competition. The second half brought in more goals to end the match 7-1, all before the eyes of heart-broken and heart-shattered Brazilian fans.

Cortana’s WC Semi Final Predictions
DateGameWinnerConfidence Level
July 9Netherlands vs ArgentinaArgentinaMid/Mid-low

Don’t Forget: Everything You Need To Know About Cortana

Cortana will be looking for a flawless victory to bring her prediction accuracy to 14 out of 14 as she thinks Argentina, the only South American nation remaining in the World Cup 2014 completion would eliminate Netherlands to reach the finals.

Stick with us at techrez.com and follow us on twitter @techrez for more breaking news about Cortana’s World Cup predictions.
Source := http://www.techrez.com/2014/07/cortana-predicts-argentina-to-win-netherlands.html

& cortana wins again!!! #teamGermany4worldcup#!!! Get it ryt, again, dear cortana!!!

rusher14:

One finds it irritating when we try to justify what is transparently clear to all an act of avarice contrived in the most sophisticated of manner.

Fact, Nigerians aren't the only set of students of foreign background in Malaysia.

Fact, the conditions for studying in Malaysia which are well dictated for each and every foreign student before, during and after visa issuance include the exclusion from working.

Fact, the inherent quest to hit the big-time overnight has morphed from being a culture to a deadly malaise smearing the reputation of each and every Nigerian upstanding or not.

There is no justification for the rapaciousness of the Nigerian youth. While It is mostly true our leaders, parents and religious organizations have failed us, the onus rests on us to channel our resources in the most positive of ways rather than feeding off the negativity and circumventing even further a shimmering future filled with hope.

The article expresses the high-speed, high-tech nature of the Malaysian cyber network. If positively exploited the Nigerian contingent could find a a niche through which licit pecuniary gains could be made.

The future is of the Nigerian youth if only he/she recognizes it. We are creative, adventurous and daring. Who dares to say we cannot compete with the likes of Beats by Dre' and Angry Birds from Rovio?

Take the evil out of the people and they'll be acting right. The need to eschew and exorcise this trait of cupidity reads loudly more than ever.

Shame, we haven't identified its presence.

& we neva will!!!

emeralddayo: wu saes he is dead?y d assumption bro?did u even read through?

U dey mind am Plenty halfbaked on here@ n-land!!

ahaika23: To say Wike cried "uncontrollably" made me stop reading this trash. Dailypost, washing people since 1902. Lolzzz

& u'v been around since then, ryt Vampire!!

fresh_dude: you need to read the OP 17 more times before your next comment.

Lolllzzz!! bros, u harsh o!! but seriously, d mofo has no business commentin on dis thread, IQ's too low 2grasp wots been discussed here!!!

Meestique: What's a man who's not mentally, physically nd financially able to support a child doing impregnating a woman?

& what's dat woman doing/thinkin wit her pants down wit a man who's not mentally, physically nd financially able to support a child?& she went ahead 2get preggies 4him? Lubbish!!!

coded01: Food for thought for everyone of us out there!


---- To our Ghanaian charlies & Cameroonians fighting for bonuses not forgetting our own SE & others...


Where is the love?

What luv, bro Even if our se opt to donate d bonus, wld d govt/nff allow d cash 2get 2its target D se though, shld av donated d bonus demselves, same applies 2ghana n' cameroun!! Only goes 2show algeria's more "african" dan their fellow africans!!!

cirmuell: wow, it gonna be epic!

Lolllzzzz!!! Who b dis "Its gon b epic", na movie Anuofia.....

temigracie: dont start street-dating...

From experience, ryt??

Lolaabokoku: Don't disturb ur Neigbours ώϊ†̥̥ђ Early morning prayers like. 'Holy Ghost Fire'!!! Pursue them, kill them, die, die, die, yamutu, vanish,ku, ku ku,, ohhhh!!!!!! I command u ¶n †ђξ
Name of Jeeeesuuuussss!!!!!!

Lolllzzzz!!! Ruthu, Ruthuu, Ruthuuu!!! Ow many times i call uu U don dey madt abi??

cecegorz: Incredible! I personally avoid these guys like plague, I do not drive beside any container/tanker bearing vehicle unless I'm overtaking. I prefer to stay behind them on a snarl traffic especially when you see that most of the trucks are bent in the middle or slightly bent sideways. I have seen a husband and wife flattened in their Benz by this death trap.

I usually wonder why we don't have active presence of VIO/FRSC personnel at the container loading terminals to certify these trucks before they load up the containers.

Dem dey busy dey catch danfos, minitrucks, tippers & "awön my car" dem!!!

Guykhena: Baldness,Snoring... This means most elderly Nigerian men(from 50 up) are at risk to this heart disease....

Lolzzz... Dem neva old reach to begin dey @ risk Abeg, park well, joor!!!

infogenius: It is so easy to put blames on the Govt of Nigeria, teachers, corruption blah blah blah.

We quickly forget that this nation is made up of individuals that come from families.
Education should have really improved in Nigeria as there are better enabling environment
today than before.

But honestly, the woes of these students boils down to their parents.
How many parents follow their wards academic work?
How many parents spend time to help their wards with school work.

I owe my cognitive abilities to my parents.
My mathematical prowess to my Dad, even as a banker in ever busy Lagos, the man made
sure that he went through my school work and inculcated thoroughness in my studies.
No teacher will ever do that.
I still use my brains to solve mathematical problems that requires the use of calculators.

My mum though didn't go through the 4 walls of a University but she inculcated the
essential memory work in my life and ability to use figures. Tell me your date of birth today and in the
next ten yrs I will send u a birthday gift on that day.
That was the job of my mum. And she did it perfectly.

This generation is suffering because we have lazy parents that is why we have lazy children.
Lesson teachers are paid to do all even to bleep their children.

I was talking to a set of teens sometime ago and I asked them, how many spend at least four hours
reading for Jamb and WAEC, the four hours to them was like"how is this possible?"
None and I mean one of the about 70 teens ever thought of reading overnight talk less of spending
4hrs reading.

My friends, parents do not only have work hard to earn good money to give their children qualitative education
but must able to directly impact children with abilities that make their wards stand out academically .

My boy will be 2yrs next August, but honestly, what that boy knows or can do children in Pri 1 cannot,
i am not bragging, I know exactly what I am saying. Out of my busy schedule, I still sit with the boy
to teach and impact him whether it is convenient for me or not.

Parents should do their work and compliment the teachers to make their wards better.

No govt will help ur children do well at school, the teacher will do the little they can but parents will
the greater part of the work.

U r still braggin, but u & ur parents do well!! For guidin & tutorin u properly, & 4u passin it down 2ur forthcumin generation!! Chop knuckle, abegi!!

Mad Cow:

What Tha Fhuck are you people on about?!


What ways are there to air grieviances?!

Who says this is even a grieviance? The dude simply posted an observation about what he witnessed.

How many students fail Junior WAEC?


Madam, make una drex go far. Poorly educated students are failing WAEC and you are talking about ways to air grieviance.

bros, y u dey provoke na D madam in question sef pass her junior/senior waec by "expo & copyin", so why she no go dey write dust As if she even understood wot d thread's all abt

juwoonn: As we conclude this year's June/July WAEC marking, I cry for the future of these students.
I marked 645 scripts in Economics for some Onitsha schools and only 2 candidates scored above 40/80 in paper2. One scored 45 and the other 48 while more than 80% scored below 20. Some 2/80, 1/80 despite my simple marking. Honestly like 3 candidates wrote only "PLEASE HELP ME" in their answer booklets.

One thing I noticed is that all the centers I marked are public school centers. What has gone wrong with our public schools?

A lot of professors in Nigeria today were products of public schools, our president and most Governors are products of public schools, but why have they taken their children abroad, to private schools and destroy the public schools for the less privileged.

Our so called "presidents & governors" who went 2public skools turned out 2b corrupt, evil mofos, so wiv dat in their little minds, they av 2take their wards abroad, so they dnt end up likey dem!!! Lollzzzz... 1 up d nation's bum!!

ideyvexnow: How Nigeria Can Win The Fifa World Cup In 2018.

It is no longer news that Nigeria have just been eliminated from the ongoing 2014 Fifa World cup in Brazil.

This can be attributed to many factors such as poor squad selection, in ability to defend set pieces, lack of creativity in the final third of the

pitch and finally, sub standard/half baked player abilities development (with the exception of Enyeama)

The Real Problem....

It is public knowledge that Nigeria is the most successful country in the world at the Fifa Under 17 World Cup level, but we have not been able

to translate this success to the Super Eagles.

The Reason for this is simply because, at the under 17 level, Nigeria has lots of football academies around the country whose job is to scout for

and train naturally talented and skillful young players who are between JS3 and SS2 level.

These academies help the young footballers to develop their personal abilities like running, jumping, heading, shooting, passing, dribbling, ball

juggling etc.

As a result, Nigeria benefits immensely, by winning lots of Under 17 world cups.

Our problem begins once these players return from the under 17 world cup tournaments.

These players are simply abandoned to their own fate to fend for themselves and as a result, the following happens,

1. The team spirit and cohesion is destroyed

2. The youngsters whose can't fend for themselves at 17 years of age, fall by the way side or sign useless exploiting contracts that end up

destroying their careers.

No more effort is made by the nation to assist these youngsters in further developing their skills.

It's like stopping your child's education at SS2 level and you want the child to go and compete for the post of MD of a company with people

holding PHD.

The Solution is ... The Super Eagles Special Player Development Program ....

1. We need to identify all the top/best football players from the past and present and emulate them/ clone them. Players such as

Christian Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Ronaldindo, Arjen Robben, Ronaldo De Lima, David Beckam, Gabriel Batistuta etc. We will then select a group of

talented players to specially train and mold them into each of these special players. To do this, we will need to contract special foreign personal

trainers for each young talented player.

2. The federal government of Nigeria, will give these boys special juicy football contracts and payment packages that will last at least till they

become 23 years and sign a better local or foreign contract or are dropped from the Super Eagles Special Player Development Program.

2. Nigeria will contract foreign personal trainers to train of boys in areas such as dribbling, shooting, heading, free kicks, penalty kicks, goal

keeping etc.

3. Nigeria will contract foreign personal trainers to train selected number of players to dribble and shoot like Messi. We will get another foreign

personal trainer, to train a selected group of talented boys to player like Christiano Ronaldo etc.

4. We will contract a foreign technical adviser to select and coach the best 22 players among these hand picked and specially trained players.

This Technical Adviser will organize competitive matches for these boys against local and foreign opponents. This will continue until these boys

become 23 years old.

5. At the age of 23 years, these players can now be allowed to sign contracts with foreign clubs.

Once we have finished developing super star footballers, we can now ensure that any Coach or Technical Adviser hired is forced to only select

player from our Super made in Nigeria Eagles

I believe that If this blueprint is followed, Nigeria will win the 2018 world cup with ease.

Guys and Girls, what do you think?

U don dey madt abi U don derail after step 2b, & didnt get back on track till ................. say gobe!!

jihday: Yobo wasn't bad today, anybody can score an own goal.

Yea ryt.... Especially kalamity Yobo!!!

Kslib: Enyeama: Nigeria's Pride. Too bad that after serving his fatherland like a true hero, he might probabaly not enjoy his money end up paying john obi mikel his own share of the 12million if he promises to stop giving him back passes. Considering Mikel's reputation in slowing games down, i think its a fair investement.

Omeruo:: The young lad tried his best. Not everyone can defend the goal post against the opposition and a determined joseph yobo

Oshaniwa: Some wasteful crosses here and there but they were worth it cos he knew giving the to Mikel who will give it back to Enyeama and Enyeama gives it back to him(Oshaniwa) is "Recycling" and the pitch is not the best place to teach Chemistry..

Onazi: The engine of the team. He worked tirelessy like what the hausas call "jackey" but at the end, his efforts kept being thwarted by mikel--- the expired and weak "engine oil" that should have been thrown away long long ago..

Gabriel Reuben: He showed that he's a great harry potter fan by being invincible on the pitch. The only difference was----- he wore a green "cloak" rather than the black used in harry potter.

Victor Moses: He tried his best to stamp his authority in the game but i guess the emotional trauma caused by being on the Liverpool bench longer than Gadaaffi ruled Libya, is still haunting him. The good news is, with his performance so far, he wont be sitting on the bench anylonger. He might just find himself in the stands..

Mikel: I dont even know where to start from. Is it the countless number of times he cluelessly gave the ball away and almost cost us a goal. Or is it that time he tried to score enyeama to get back at Nigerians who think he cant score goals. I dont even want to mention how many times i caught him bouncing on the pitch like a pregnant snail even when we were under attack. I pity any club wey go buy mikel for even half bottle of pepsi wey person don drink remain..

Yobo: I dont know which i find more annoying about this guy. Is it His 1821 ancestral style of play or his kpomo lips that he licks 2---4---7? His movement on the field of play says alot about what you'll get when you trap my grandfather's spirit in a twelve year old! Yobo is weak, tired and expired.. His wife is not even as hot as Shakira yet his waist is good as dead. You need to see the way this guy turns on the pitch . Even Chelsea's Ivanovic with an asss as huge our national budget still moves switftly. What is Yobo's excuse? His lips? If yes, than how come Demba moves without issues? . Anyway, he ended his outing for Nigeria with a well executed finish. 100 caps and a goal at stoppage time. What other way is there to end a career.. Way to go bro.


Efe Ambrose: Lemme not dwell on his K-leg. Am i the only one who thinks efe might have at some point suffered from stroke? I mean, the way he places those hands of his, that must be someone recovering from it. On the brighter side, it might be a blessing in disguise that we went home now cos the last thing we'll want is to see someone's dad stretching and twiching on the pitch after receiving some good dazzling from Thomas muller.
Bottomline------- Dada, k-leg and stroke do not blend well.

Ahmed Musa: Asides being nothing but just a silent observer on the pitch for most of the game, he also threw Jibes at mathew valbuena's height with those dwarf corner kicks of his ---times without number.

Osaze: Tried his best and looked like the only player who wanted to play in the quaterfinals but got tired at the end and gave france a corner kick just to let Nigerians know that the first goal wasnt Enyema's fault. And he was right---- even if Pogba didnt score that goal, Yobo would have still headed it in.

Emenike: This guy looks like what you'll get when Zeus(the god of thunder) masturbates and the fluid finds its way into a woman. The above is a big advantage if you add it to his goal scoring ability which went AWOL immediately the world cup started.. We appreciate Emenike and all he's done for this team including trying to put the death of france's goalie on Nigeria with that wicked shot but i believe its time. Its time to go do what he was really meant for.. The Avengers need him more than the eagles do. Just imagine what it'll be like for captain America to have Hulk, Thor and Emenike as back up!

Stephen Keshi:: He slept for most part of the game and Daniel Amokachi had to wake him when his investment "joseph yobo" made the whole of france proud..

Lmaortf!!? U don dey madt abi

luvinhubby: Yobo, yes we accept....move on.
Keshi, no, we reject, we will match whatever SA wants to pay you.

Guess u must b really high, sir!!!

2gbasky22:
Here are some stupid things that girls do in the
name of love:

1. Living in the same room with a man who has
not paid your bride-price or wedded you; this is
foolishness of you.
2. Accepting to be a second wife. Yu are a living
dead, you have a better option, yu better think
big.
3. Wearing the engagement ring of a man who
doesn't even know your parents or house. You
are wasting yur time & blessing.
4. Using your boyfriend's picture as your profile
picture on Facebook, thus blocking serious and
potential suitors. Hey, you have missed it all.
5. Giving your virginity to a man who has not
paid your bride-price. You have lost yur dignity
in life.
6. Cooking food regularly and washing clothes
for your boyfriend. That was a big mistake of
yur life
7. Disobeying your parents for the sake of a
man you are dating. You are out of yur brain
8. Giving sex to a man simply because he
promised to marry you. Haba! Na only yhu waka come?
9. Sending your nude pictures to your
boyfriend. Chaii dia is God O! shame on yhu
10. A man will beat you and you will still be
saying that you can not do without him; hmm
you need deliverance
11. A man cheats on you and you still say that
you can never quit him, Hmm you need prayer. And hot factory reset slap.

Add yhurs

Too gbasky, u too gbasky...but which guy in his correct senses go gree wit all dis list; free labour, free cook, free honeypot, all continous till u hook up wit anoda 1!!! Omo, its a man's world, joor!! no long tin!!!

deelobe: See am look like shrine. This drama went too far. I agree that you can force your belief on people but haba for his father he would have compromised and to imagine that those two ladies were stupid enough to be a part of this. They all, including Charly boy look like part of a circus act

Point of correction!!! They R a circus ACT. Da best there is!! HRH, Charlie bongo for PREsident!!?

fruityjojo: What church is dis!? & what kind of dressing is that?

Fruity lips, fruity question....no think say bcus u r exotic, we nor fit yab u oo!! Dats his royal highness, king charlie bongo, in an anglican/methodist/catholic church papparrazzi!!!

Elxandre: France is overrated.
Nigeria is average but competitive.
#scrappymatch ahead.

Who b dis

Promhize:

Thanks for the links, so she added Masters degree after getting her in Bsc in same school, interesting!

Let's wait and hear what she has to say. If this is found to be true, then she should be sacked with immediate effect, the senate too has to questioned for gross incompetence.

I'm sure there are scores of legislators, ministers, even governors with fake certificates.

Omogbäoo! So on point,jooorrr!!!

Vallotti: As a female. . . I HAVE NEVER MET ANY MALE MY AGE MATE THAT IS AS A DEVELOPMENTAL/COGNITIVE EQUAL.
They tend to act 10 or 20 YEARS IN THE DEFICIENCY column emotionally and spirtually-speaking. To put it directly. . . THEY ACT LIKE IJJJIOTS!

As I get older. . . THE GAP WIDENS. . . .
Sooooooooooooooooo I would have to say NO!
It would not work for me. I NEED A 10 YEAR GAP!!!! So, I CAN HAVE SOME TIME AND PATIENCE WITH HIS AZZZZZZZZZZZE THAT REFUSES TO GROW UP!!!

I need a man. . . not a boy!

SHE WILL OUTGROW YOU IN ABOUT 5 YEARS. . . .AND LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER IF SHE AGES LIKE MOST NIGERIAN OR NAIRALAND WOMEN!!!!

Age does not usually correlate with maturity. . . BUT IN MY DEALINGS WITH NIGERIAN MAN. . . .

THE BIGGER THE SHOE SIZE. . . THE SMALLER THE BRAIN!

OP. . . goodluck!

Lolllzzz!!! Olobuuku!!! U don dey madt, abi??

dahmie2013:

Too bad, it is only God dat can console her! But sincerely I do say sumthing, pregnancy is a choice. Science has tried, if u 4got 2 use a condom, postinor is dere, all dese abortn nonsense irritates me cos I don't see d need 4 it.

Nywys, as 4 d guy, he has just seen d most turbulent part of his life. I have a neighbour who put a girl thru dis, 2wks after his wedd, he lost his job, till 2moro he keeps running 4rm pillar 2 post. He has been duped several times&wen he travelled he was deported. He runs 4rm church 2 church yet no avail. He is a shadow of himself, d irony of it is he has 2kids&d wife has no job.

Men pls be careful!

Aint dat worse than death?

Doc. Adray:
R.I.P Sir (my birthday mate)! Love that surname of his; but inventing a gun?!... i wonder what was his inspiration.

While he was trading war stories!!

Theben: R.I.P. P for Pieces. Your invention made Nigeria the haven of cultists, boko haram and kidnappers.

Mugu, & who's fault is dat? If him no invent d ak47, dem go use anoda man's invention joor!!! Give urself sense, no dey cum here to yarn anyow oo!!

cbrass: Am a bit worried about that point 2....hmm....mayb we guys should come in there

Lollzzz!! Olofo. na there dem go see u!!