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As the year 2016 is gradually winding down, to all those who have lost hope in this year and maybe thinking of how this year will end without them achieving what they set out to achieve; our prayer for you is ‘May God do a Sergio Ramos in your lives’. Can we get an AMEN?!

As the year 2016 is gradually winding down, to all those who have lost hope in this year and maybe thinking of how this year will end without them achieving what they set out to achieve; My prayer for you is ‘May God do a Sergio Ramos ( loss tym blessing ) in your lives’....AMEN

QueenSuccubus:



I have a friend... He's single, smart, God fearing, open-minded, caring, loving, honest ,cheerful giver and he is looking for his lost rib too


He is from PH..



Oooopps, modified: he actually commented on yo thread

Yeeee na one man get all this features..... Be lik say God don they do upgraded version of humans now...

Some of you ladies have the most DIFFICULT passwords and patterns to unlock your phone but yet the password to open your legs for sex is just slide to unlock.

COUPLES IN THE MONKEY SHADOW
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Borrow 5k from your girlfriend

Then give her 50k later.

She'll still ask , "Baby when re'u giving me the 5k you borrowed

izzou:
Of course naa

Am just 10 years now

Lolzz.... lobatan..... like say I knw....

xilixr:
OK I hear

This ur comment ehn, anytym wey babe use am for me during chats, I dey vex.. its so annoying....

izzou:
Una go hear my story soon

It's just a matter of time

AMEN Bro ..... N I hope u will put ur real age then, not lik all Dis ppl wey dey put Dia football age...

Lolzz Na better sister be that.... Cum see my own woman sister, even if chance dey, she go gimme cloth to wash.....

Orlandihno:
. Yohoo nigg'r!! Ur head dey dia! dat's my no 1 music player #laya music# d loudest music player I've ever come across, d audio effects and d equalizer preset of this "home theater" is one hell of a booom booom booom and tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki!! ...and my 2nd finezt is #music match# do u like playing music while seeing d lyrics displaying at ur phone screen? then u're @d right spot, BT b4 u enjoy DAT u must connect to d internet. look for dis app download n have fun all da way!

I av both, bro...... buh I prefer laya..... helps a lot inside d toilet wen I wana drop sum shit..... listening to good music n dropping shit is one of the sweetest tin

What is the essence of the loan wen u will u half of it to process it ..... no be naija package .
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And to the ladies -- Your bf will try to pick up quarrel to avoid xmas spending, pls behave well, even if he says u re ugly, reply with "you are handsome"... Na expo I giv una so oo

That moment MMM paired u wit an 80yrs old man.....And den u paid him 5m......
But he died d next day without confirming it.......
My brother jus keep calm..... D battle is not yours but God's....believe me your reward is in heaven......
Hahahaha

Laya Music Player....
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That mogbe moment MMM paired u wit an 80yrs old man.....
And den u paid him 5m......
But he died d next day without confirming it.......
My brother jus keep calm..... D battle is not yours but God's....believe me your reward is in heaven......
Hahahahah

My scam experience is bad.... Abeg I no wan remember....

Two Great Men...
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In the Other News : Handkerchief is now N80, Sum1 cannot even sweat with peace of mind again..

godspeed:
Thanks for the info, but it was me picking her up

Oh.... ok sir

​Guys.......

Is your girl friend light in complexion? Plumpy with brown eyes, average height & lives in Lagos? She just entered a black Lexus jeep at Lekki Round About . Thank me later

SIRKOL:
Why do u want to cause a divide amongst ants?

Not my fault..... boredom do bring silly ideas to one's head

LagosismyHome:
Boredom is a terrible thing ooo ......

Very Terrible

If you're bored like I am, here's what to do: Place a cube of sugar where ants are prevalent in your house. Observe as one ant will spot it, the little snitch will then go and report to others. After it has left, remove it, so that when the other ants come they will think the other ant is a liar and will never trust it again.

I think I need to get a new dictionary cos it seems my dictionary is outdated..... The definition of Hot in my dictionary is totally diff from wot am saying in this pictures.... I bliv in d new dictionary, muscle is synonymous to Hot...

makydebbie:
Analyse the size na

hmmm..... miss Analyser

QueenSuccubus:


"Why this maga is fucccking too slow?"...

kikikikikikikikikii ..... u girls r nt cwious

dacblogger:
can you just hurry up b4 i change my mind...

Hahahahhahahah u don murder me.... hahahhahahahahahhahab

Got one question for the ladies on here.
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That 10seconds you wait while your boyfriend is putting on condom, what goes through your mind...?
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Don't tell me ask my gf, I av done dat buh she couldn't answer.... she's shy I guess

Smellymouth:
Forano pls can we meet?

I am your spiritual husband...

Sorry Bro.... can I be ur spiritual Best man..?

During Chelsea vs Man Utd match, wen Chelsea was leading 3-0 , I received a text from Etisalat... They r lik

Sms STOP to 35571 if you want Chelsea to stop scoring. ......

SIRTee15:
what I still don't understand is why she's yet to he arrested.....
or am I missing something about the anti-gay bill GEJ signed into law.....

Wouldn't b a bad idea if u lead police to her ouse

mak person no go do mistake tap am to cum do burst pipe for the event venue.....

Bros, so u no knw say ashawo no dey retire..... They r jus like goalkeepers, The older d better...