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Be humble..... Jesus drove a Honda buh didn't talk about it..... " For I did not speak of my own #Accord " john 12:49

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Jexyme:
Heheheheeheehehehehe! U are really funny. *thumbs up*

Thanks sis

My mum is too religious, over 30 pictures of Jesus Christ hanging on our wall... I grew up thinking he was my uncle....

I went to the police station to certify my document. On arrival, I met one of the policemen reading the bible, specifically Genesis, I was so impressed so I asked him, “Officer, who killed Abel, Adam’s son?” He raised his head, looked at my face with dismay and said, “I don’t know, ask Sgt Asare, he is in charge of murder cases...
HAVE A BLESSED WEEk AHEAD

ChikaSunday:
Nice one bro: on a financial part, start collecting your jokes together; you can publish them in many places online; you can still publish them as hard copies to sell. Cheers.

For real.... I really don't knw abt that.... I will appreciate it if u can show me how to go abt it

MSP *** Just one bk +++++ ((( 21 )))

I went to the police station to certify my document. On arrival, I met one of the policemen reading the bible, specifically Genesis, I was so impressed so I asked him, “Officer, who killed Abel, Adam’s son?” He raised his head, looked at my face with dismay and said, “I don’t know, ask Sgt Asare, he is in charge of murder cases.”¤¤¤¤¤
HAVE A BLESSED WEEk AHEAD

Friends call me Valdes cos my real name is Victor and am a Barcelona fan.... Back then, I love barcelona keeper, victor Valdes like mumu

missKiffy:
Go back to the voting threads, u will see it there. In summary cash, spa treatment and free braids

Like cwiously, free braids....... chisos, girls can die for free braids......

Topestbilly:
B4 I used to ponder in wonders how grown ppl act like kids den I realised age is never a tools for measuring maturity.

Abi oo.....

Topestbilly:
Thank God it was done online cos if not d number of casualties would be greater compare to the one we witnessed in rivers state.

Right on point bro...... To sum ppl, they will feel like to jus enter NL tru d screen of their phone to start a fight

ErnieSmallzz:
*in timaya's voice* "I CONCOUR"


I wonda y they cnt just accept defeat 4 1nce! No matter how much they try to paint dat girl black. She is already the WINNER and nothing can change that.

Happy Sunday all

Happy Sunday to u also

Estharfabian:
Op...High5!



she won! She's the face Of Nairaland! the natural, Young, serene, spotless face of Nairaland! if You're all for embracing Your own skin!? then, She's right for the crown!



She'll get the price Money! and braids TOO! she'll probably visit some hot spa too! The WAILINGS Won't change that..

The way they all tooks this issh cwious still baffles me...

Good morning peeps...
I only wanted to know why r some ppl pained after seeing the outcome of xtady's Miss NL election.... For crying out loud, this is Nigeria where lots of shits happen, so u shouldn't b surprised that d result didn't go ur way.... Whether the winner was hand picked or the election rigged shouldn't be anybody's headache, its becoming so annoying seeing almost everybody wailing over nothing ..... Am nt a fan of anybody in here neither did I cast a vote, am jus surprised to see many ppl wailing over irrelevant things.... Lanick here, Lanicky there.... She's ugly here, She ugly there.... Una no dey tire... Y'all should free this issue n look for ways to better ur lifes.... Funny part is that, those ppl carrying this election ish on their heads r as jobless as f**k.....
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You can bash me if u want, Iont care cos as far as am concerned, Many ppl in here don't exist

hahahahahha

M currently on it

BONANZA **** 55BK OR 28BK ...... One must drop live

kossyablaze:
If I hear say he no be asiwaju ex aide or relative

No b even ex aide, the guy fit b d boy wey help am call vulcanizer wen him tire burst or person help him pikin see him lost shoe for secondary school

Yes OP its possible she lost her virginity without peneration......... it has happened countless of times to other girls either through sport or Horse and Bike Riding..... Don't gt me wrong, am nt saying shes telling d truth, I jus want u to knw its possible for a girl to lose her virginity tru those means

Club master
38 live

girl4rmspace:
but skales already blew up. Am sure you have listened to his hit song ''shake body

Is that ur own definition of blow

Someone Said If skales was in abuja during the Bomb Blast , He'l Survive cus he Cannot Blow

Someone Said If skales was in abuja during the Bomb Blast , He'l Survive cus he Cannot Blow

msp
36bk 80bk 34-16-60-61-15

See as I waste my MB to read trash, na wa for me sef..... see as I dey waste MB because glo don mak am cheap.....
Lest I forget, Someone Said If skales was in abuja during the Bomb Blast , He'l Survive cus he Cannot Blow

haywire1:
Good

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NATIONAL ----- 58CBW

Who wants to challenge my BK on National today...... Any challenger in the Ouse..?

Benin Benin Benin.... hmmm mak I no talk.....

kiss......?.... shey dem go cum my crib cum gimme ni...... yeee twosome tinz niyen

Job is hard to come by this days.... no wonder