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rhektor:
I know some notice. E will talk here. If they don't wish him dead why even think he would be dead?
If he's not dead you all should go and kill him nonsense

U sound pained, r u related to one of his herdsmen......

Firefire:
Immortal Buhary.


Buhary till 3030, Sai Barber!

Sai barber kor, Sai Vulcanizer ni

rhektor:
Why wishing him dead?

They weren't wishing him dead.... They were merely asking if he is dead or not.... its more of a question, nt a wish... Read d thread again, this time, calmly...

Make up wahala!
I Just got a call from a friend who said his wife woke up this morning and started applying her makeup right on bed around 5:15am there in the bed without bathing......
Husband stared at her and asked - "Have you lost your mind ?" Why on earth are you making up this early
She Replies
"I need to unlock my phone, it's on face recognition and it doesn't recognise me.

Make up wahala!
I Just got a call from a friend who said his wife woke up this morning and started applying her makeup right on bed around 5:15am there on the bed without bathing......
Husband stared at her and asked - "Have you lost your mind ?" Why on earth are you making up this early
She Replies
"I need to unlock my phone, it's on face recognition and it doesn't recognise me.

Headlesschicken:
we both love smelling each others a*n*u*s.... match made in heaven...

I give up

Huh, no be POS I dey see for Dia.....
Chineke ....
See upgrading.... No story say u no gt money....
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In Other News....
A teacher will say write an essay about a day u will never forget, after she will give u 13/50 as if she were there that day.

Kondomatic:
You're saying that girls cannot look good without eating around? As in, they're incapable of making their own money and taking care of themselves?




You need to meet my ex

N he needs to meet my current.....

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TrapQueen77:



He so jealous & so insecure..

Well, there's a lot of men boiz having this kind of attitude.. If he can't grow up and think more matured, no matter how u explain it to him, he won't listen to u anymore.. He will only believe in what he thinks & u be in the deep shii..

For ya mind now, na talk u talk so....

To be a good wife is nt all abt ur riches.

ObaKlaz:
With a crucial match to play the following day, abi

We both know ur excuse is irrelevant

It still doesn't change the fact that u guys bleeped up for not attending the FIFA award event....

olac21:
whats water melon

That fruit that aboki use to sell 50 50 naira wen sliced.... green on the outside, red on d inside....

rhektor:
Afghanistan is available o bros

I been dey tink Syria

halfcurrent:
Maybe we should face Dubai now and forget Ameri for good

Good option bro... that place good to start

This america shooting killing wahala don mak the country no hungry me again.... mak I go find anoda country jare.

In every tin, they will always look for a way to spoil Nigeria's Name.... Well those who give a Bleep r on Dia way...

dirtymoney:
There are certain RULES I have when dealing with armed men.
These RULES guide how I talk, associate, interact and relate with them.

1.NEVER ARGUE WITH THE MAN WITH THE GUN. Do whatsoever he says cause you never can tell his frustrations and intent.
2. Never stand in front of the barrel of the gun. U

Right on point bro.... I av learnt nt to argue with anybody with a gun or any dangerous weapon no matter hw right I am.. there r sum situations we can avoid with the way we respond.... wen I see ppl arguing wit a policeman carry a gun, I do wonder weda dey r Mario with double lives.... Rather Dan argue in sum situations, its better to keep shut n walk away....
Note: am nt in any way blaming d guy for wot apened...

RichYoungNigger:


Shekau is already dead

I was there when the Army killed Shekau and 300 Boko boys and rescued the 5000 kidnapped Chibok girls

Thanks to Buhari

I wish Buhari will rule Nigeria for 100 years

If this is ur bliv, then its nt only shekau's end that is near... Ur end is also Near

Barney11:
he really tried but not a perfect work.

Una no jus lik to dey support una tinz... no matter hw much una commend am, una go still criticize am at d end..... can't u guys learn hw to appreciate ur countryman's job.... ahn an. na Ppl lik una go open eye down go invest on MMM

The fear of TB Joshua is the beginning of denial

future Aunty Jesus... congrat

eezeribe:
Her problem is most likely from her village...some witches are monitoring her with strong WIFI

WICKED

Are u feeling abandoned or neglected? Do u want ur friends to av u at heart nd constantly stay in touch wt u?
Borrow money from all of them nd travel

philip0906:
Are you for real or you are just kidding?

for real

tota 30

2babapm:
This got me cracked up...u no well at all...lol!!! I sha need ina olorun..

kikikikikiki.... no mind me

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