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Davland:
I guessed he is asleep, ur order will be treated wen he is awake

Jumia wey sabi fuckup

Davland:
Ehya, mine too dey...

Abeg order for 2

Dat shouldn't be a problem buh d guy sef Neva reply me

Davland:
U no well, walahi

bros, u no go blame me.... my gf don show me shege

MrsPhyno:
No nah jus because u sabi bible pass some socalled pastor pikin dat will remain nameless

so, is it not d truth


ewooooo

*shrugs shoulder*

exhibition:
Not too good!

Need anything on Jumia?
Contact me now!

Can I get a gf on Jumia cos my current gf is misbehaving..... I choose d pay on delivery option n hope she cums wit money back gurantee..

pretydiva:
Any relationship base on lie can not stand

mine did .... 4yrs n still going strong

KashyBaby:
send what??

airtime

JeffreyJamez:
Does this look like rap section?... abi you get boil for eye?

Lollzzz bros u wicked ooo... boil ke

porn disc, Vaseline, rag, cup of water....

I only sniff cocaine.... I don't sniff panties, buh if its gonna high me, I might av a rethink....

smoking dry grass is not gud for ur health... trust me, am sure

vizkiz:
I have watched this movie before. Jim ike is the guy and tonto dike is the girl. Desmond eliot is the new boyfriend.

Abeg somebody should remind me the title of the movie

Movie title : ... LIE AnD DECEIT pt1

You av been used....

Loads of PM tonight from NL boiz, dem no dey use eye see Dis kind opportunity

vani86:
Lol bruv. U don't envy you one bit. Be careful if she is planning a future with you when you see non with her.

It will be very messy

very very messy.... n I pity her even.... but am waiting for d right tym to tell her

vani86:
If she was younger or even same age with me i would. But she is older with like 4 years. And i think she knows it will lead to nowhere.

In d same situation wif u, bro.... mine is 5yrs, n she dreamt abt d future wif me... hmmmm

Fernandowski:
E no go better for the demon for possess this guy

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vizkiz:
judging from these comments, I hope you don't get bored with marriage and file for divorce 2years later. Just saying.

I checked your previous thread and I noticed you are still on a search for a "good guy" baby, I hope you don't clock 50 before you find him (no offence)

bros no vex ooo..... Permit me to laff...... kikikikikikikikikikikiki

Jhenny:
you should pity ur future wife instead. I dont need ur pity besides you shud stop shaking ur head so it wont fall off

Oya sorry, hop no b say u don vex..... jus felt like telling u d truth ni.....

Sveen:
Everyday is for the thief.

One day is for d Olowo

Jhenny:
i praise people that are in relationships for a year and above. I dont even see myself dating for that long,i'll get bored

sorry to say, buh I pity ur future husby...... *shakes head

R.I.P English.... a minute silence Mr english

bro.... dem dey cum, buh na with bashing ooo

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MsBliss:
I'd like to see it on this forum .

oya siddon dey wait for am.....

MsBliss:
PirsureOrIWontBelieveIt.

huh.... oya PM me

Seunfan:
Wow!! OK thanks very much. .

urw bro.... b proud of wot u av n aving a bent d**k doesn't not mean u can't drive ur woman crazy.......

OP u don't av to get urself worried over nothing..... mine is bent n I like it, my gf also likes it ....... u jus av to knw how to use it, cos it has many advantage....

starlingslimnet:
It's pathetically despicable that metarmorphosized morongenoric nincompoop with a refurbished brain like you who ought to live in opulence in Yabaleft is roaming freely in town.

And you think this grammar is necessary

Unsad:
This guy is everything wrong with igbos

because of ppl like u, seun suppose dey demand for past medical records bfor signup..... jus imagine ur comment