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RomanceRe: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(op): 7:27pm On Apr 06, 2015
falconey:
this is comment before reading.


I love this story......too bad I have to wait for part2, OP you are a superb writer.
tanks bro
RomanceRe: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(op): 7:26pm On Apr 06, 2015
mirexxx:
whoz gonna read all that? shocked
sis, jus take ur tym to read it.... I beliv its worth it
RomanceRe: MOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(op): 7:25pm On Apr 06, 2015
amsoslim:
ur story get suspense,hurror n romances inside.nice one
tanks
RomanceMOST Embarrassing Moment by valdes00(op): 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2015
For a second time I agreed to worship in her church even though I didn't honour the the first invitation
citing various reasons which she unexcused and
termed flimsy. She inisisted on following me to
my house, so that she could come the next day
being sunday to pick me. We walked from Sapele
road into GRA, Benin city where I'm currently a 3
week old resident. I opened the door to my
apartment and ushered her in but she refused to
go in insisting she would come early the next day
and that I should get dressed before 7am since
service was for 7:30am. I walked her back to the
road while we chatted heartily getting further
acquainted with each other. I got back home
picked the clothes I was going to wear and went
to bed. I didn't immediately sleep off as I was
responding to chats and updates on social media.
The last time I took note of the time, it clocked
12:22am. I finally woke up at about 6:48am. It
was a bedroom apartment with bathroom, toilet,
kitchen ensuite. So I always left my towel in the
room while I bathed then dry my body with it in
the room. I Hurried into the bathroom, brushed
and took my bath. I dried my body and got
dressed. I picked up my phone and looked at the
time, it was 7:07am my guest cum host was yet
to arrive, then I uttered "this winch wey say make
I ready by 7 never even reach here". "I'm here",
came the response from a corner of the room. I
was startled. She explained further, "when I got
to the door I knocked and there was no response
then I pushed the door and it opened. When I got
inside I noticed you were in the bathroom so i
helped myself to this chair. I didn't want to cause
you any embarrassment when you came out from
the bathroom naked by announcing my presence
so I faced the wall". Hmm if I hear say you face
the wall. I was embarrassed but I didn't know if
it's because she heard me call her a witch or
because she had seen me stark naked. We walked
quietly to the road without saying a word to each
other. We had a very silent ride in the taxi that
took us from Sapele road to Christ embassy off
Ekenwan road. I could sense she was feeling
sorry for making me feel embarrassed due to her
seeing me butt naked, afterall we just met and
are seeing for a third time within 12 days. I guess
that informed her silence. My silence was
informed by a feeling of guilt of calling her a
witch which she heard. We got off the taxi and
went into the church still not speaking to each
other. I was very absent minded throughout the
service, I only came alive when it was time for
the final grace. We walked to Ekenwan road and
waited for a taxi, still maintaining the silence.
when a taxi showed up she instructed the driver
to take us to ring road. I couldn't bring myself to
ask her why ring road and not GRA. We sat
behind and still maintained the silence. We
alighted at the Oba market, she got down and as
I made to follow she signalled I waited behind. I
watched her disappear. I was beginning to feel
irritated when the taxi driver finally spoke, "e be
like say madam don annoy you, dis wan wey two
of una silent since". Was he expecting an answer
from me to that statement? I opened the door
and walked towards a newspaper stand. I noticed
the taxi driver alighted as well and charged
towards me. " Una never pay me" he shouted.
Another embarrassing moment. I whispered to
him we never go I just wan buy paper. He
followed me just to make sure. When we got back
to the taxi my friend was there carrying a bag
containing stuffs that looked like shoes. She paid
the taxi driver and he drove off. I finally
questioned her rationale for doing that knowing
fully well that I am still far from home. She
apologised and said she was not just happy.
Then I asked was it because I referred to you as
a witch? She was surprised and asked when did
you call me a witch? Damn so she didn't even
hear it. See as I koba myself. She asked again
when did you call me a witch? I finally opened up
and told her. She said I heard but I thought you
said this Chic.All these happened yesterday and
she hasn't responded to my calls since we said
bye to each other at about 1:15pm yesterday.
PoliticsRe: Guber Poll: Oba Of Lagos Reads Riot Act To Igbo... The Sun by valdes00(m): 11:30am On Apr 06, 2015
jerseyboy:
Yeye Oba. 99% of LAGOS residents don't know your name nor can they find their way to your palace. Omuti.
that includes me bro, can I know his name and address..... jus for knowing sake
CrimeRe: Madness Vigilante Murdered By Madman In Delta by valdes00(m): 6:59pm On Apr 05, 2015
madman ke.... no case
RomanceRe: I Am Torn Between HIM And Masters Degree by valdes00(m): 11:56pm On Apr 02, 2015
Missmossy:
What sort of man will tell her such?

She should better wise up!
many wil tel her such, including me..... he does not want a suitation whereby she wil fall in luv wit anoda guy in d course of her studying.... after spending enof to fund her education, he w now bit his fingers in regret..... d guy round it up bfor he loses her to sum1 else
PoliticsRe: Official: Jonathan Wins Ekiti State by valdes00(m): 11:32am On Mar 29, 2015
anybody wey lik mak he win
PoliticsRe: Busted: Trailer Of Goodluck Customized Rice Involved In Accident by valdes00(m): 7:37pm On Mar 27, 2015
Slavery is when you sleep inside heat in this
harsh weather because of no power supply and still lock ur doors and windows because of insecurity..you still wake up the next day to go n queue at a filling station to buy imported petroleum products with ur devalued naira and still go home and power your China made over worked generator to charge ur phone in which you ave bought data bundle at an unreasonable price nd still use the same phone to type GEJ til 2019...ori e o ko iya ni? Abi u want to che eru titi aye raye ne?
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Guys Are Naturally Stingy by valdes00(m): 3:40pm On Mar 27, 2015
*sigh*...... at last, I read all d comments finished..... he no easy, mak I go break first.... I know say enof comments go don dey ground bfor I cum back...*walks out*..... *slams door*
RomanceRe: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by valdes00(m): 2:00pm On Mar 19, 2015
many men earn less Dan DAT n dey still av d best women wit dem..... 21st century girls n ready made, dey hate cut n sew
CareerRe: Achieving The Dream Career: My Story, My Lessons by valdes00(m): 5:00am On Mar 03, 2015
VickyRotex:
Nah, I guess its hitting it again...
Ok ooo...
CareerRe: Achieving The Dream Career: My Story, My Lessons by valdes00(m): 12:10am On Mar 03, 2015
Waoo... Took d topic 1yr + to hit front page... Seems d OP offended a mod.... May God not delay our blessin, favour n upliftment jus as d mods delayed dis OP's post.... AMEN
EducationRe: Photo : Could This Be The Next Chike Obi, Professor Of Maths? by valdes00(m): 5:24pm On Mar 02, 2015
Abduletudaye:
Its not your portion....smiley... Don't worry...
*smiles*.... Amen, u n 2....
EducationRe: Photo : Could This Be The Next Chike Obi, Professor Of Maths? by valdes00(m): 5:19pm On Mar 02, 2015
Abduletudaye:
And I will carry you to the grave cheesy
Huh... Abeg no vex nah
EducationRe: Photo : Could This Be The Next Chike Obi, Professor Of Maths? by valdes00(m): 3:33pm On Mar 02, 2015
Abduletudaye:
You're an over taker angry
N u r an UNDERTAKER
RomanceRe: After Sex, Do You Tell Your Partner, "Thank You" by valdes00(m): 7:05am On Feb 28, 2015
D woman no dey feel OP, she is jus helpin him out to satisfy his urge dats y she is always askin 4 tank u....
RomanceRe: Nairaland Ladies Are Hypocrites by valdes00(m): 10:09am On Feb 27, 2015
Tallesty1:
Pictures or we don't believe it.
Even with pictures, I wnt believe it......
RomanceRe: Woman With 3 bosom Speaks On The Challanges Of Having Extra Tit (with Photos) by valdes00(m): 1:16pm On Feb 26, 2015
Hmm... U go put mouth for the middle one, use ur left hand handle d right one, while ur right hand go handle d left one... Baddest combo ever....she go jus dey twerk
RomanceRe: Alive football on dstv by valdes00(m): 9:43pm On Feb 25, 2015
Mak una dey criticize d OP while many NL girls don dey. Ring him fone n giv am uncountable missed calls.....
FamilyRe: Nigerian Parents Give Birth To White Baby (Photos) by valdes00(m): 12:49pm On Feb 25, 2015
See as d baby resemble dolph ziegler for WWE....
PoliticsRe: GEJ's CYBERCRIME BILL Allows FG To Spy On Nigerians - Death Sentence For Hackers by valdes00(m): 7:57pm On Feb 24, 2015
Mak I go carry TJ cum see dis post cos dat guy no dey hear word....
FoodRe: Campaign Bread (pics) by valdes00(m): 10:23pm On Feb 23, 2015
jacabi:
Chai, u be master in dat ministry.
Lolzz no b small matter oo....
FoodRe: Campaign Bread (pics) by valdes00(m): 6:44pm On Feb 23, 2015
This bread go gud for EWA AGOIN n ATA DIDIN.... Yummy
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Nairaland Babe by valdes00(m): 10:57pm On Feb 22, 2015
cokacoola:
but am serious on thissad i would have mention her moniker but thats childish
I wuld av adviced u also buh its childish....
FamilyRe: Groom Dies In Strange Auto Crash On Way To Marriage Introduction by valdes00(m): 10:43pm On Feb 22, 2015
True story, wrong picture
RomanceRe: She Is Madly In Love With Me But She Has A Daughter. Pls Advice by valdes00(m): 11:55pm On Feb 21, 2015
lokito:
From the abundant talent and blessings God has given to me I advise that instead of marrying her, wait for her 3yrs old daughter to grow up. Then marry the daughter.
Bros.. N u sure say na frm d abundant talent n blessin wey God giv u, u frm bring dis advice.... See 21st century lie
RomanceRe: Would You Forgive Ur Girlfriend Whom Because Of Her U Got Beaten Nd She Left U by valdes00(m): 8:04pm On Feb 21, 2015
Sum guys gan 2 dey fuckup... Itunnu sef knw say me no fit fight anoda guy because of her.... Untop wic package
RomanceRe: I Cooked Better Than My Virgin Girl, What Should I Do? by valdes00(m): 11:18pm On Feb 20, 2015
U neva tear d seal n u xpect am to work well..... Burst dat hole open n see d diff in cookin

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