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Lacomus: come take super glue seal am well wel

Lolzzz..

Lacomus: Daddy hw is d pikin

*lipsealed*.... Wetin b una own na

luvlyqueen: are u guilty of any something

Ermm ermm.... Guilty? ..... I beta talk to my lawyer first

luvlyqueen: i ll say amen on ur behalf
A--M--E--N

Han an... Aunty.... Who send u nah, say AMEN for urself.... Jus dey look me

Even ppl wey no get BF / GF dey write diff names....
Well, I called mine - MY STAPLER... Pls dnt ask me y

Another worst experience I had was when I ws straffin a new catch n One mumu opened the door witout knockin, sayin he's lookin for my junior brother. I ws realy embarassed, n my moral scattered. I culdnt continue again, I almost knock his teeth off.... I blame myself for nt boltin d door when we r abt to start buh KONJI na bastard..... Can't forget dat day

I think been a woman has more advantage, cos all this moni am spendin on BIS n sum other stuffs, another guy wuld av footed the bills....

She said pix below, I ws xpectin to see a pix of the guy instead am seein pix of plenty computers inside a room.... Wat a waste of MB

Hell No wil I go into a relationship witout sex, it aint sure we r gona gt married. I culd remember wen she told me no sex in our relationship, cos she made a covenant with God.... I reminded her abt it when we were on d 2nd round..... I guess she tinks God wil understand....

Ermm Ermm.... The Op said we shuld say wat

With the way wey EVATHYST dey plan for me, dis kind formation no fit work...... I better nt follow this OP if I no wan enter canal.... Lolz

dechandel: Papa junior
I see u

U sure?

Mine ws nt jus a bone,,,,,, on this precious day, after finishin d eba. I decided to bite a lil piece of KPORMOR inside the egusi soup, buh it ws damn too tough. I made up my mind to swallow it straight sinx its hard to cut, then #BINGO#... It got stuck in my throat... I cried lik a baby dat day, thank God dat mom ws around. I later use corect MAMA NKECHI AKPU to push it down sinx d eba is finished....

vizkiz: how is the baby?

*lipsealed*.......

Lolzz.. Lolzz.. Lolzz.. Lolzz.. Lolzz.. Awwww.... Maaagaaaa, don pay.... Shout hallelujah, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Hmmm... This one is strong

Having sex without condom, cos that mistake still hunts me till 2day.... *walks out*...

nnamdizen: sowi abt your sis, didnt mean to bring back memories

Nah.... Its nothing bro..... Am used to it...

nnamdizen: maybe you will introduce me to your sister when we finally brake up abi? Badt guy

My sister u say?.... I wish I can do dat, buh she's LATE...... I av jus a brother nw n he's nt GAY...

Haaa... Sum ppl can lie, see as everybody dey talk... I wil b her friend, I will do dis, do dat...... Mak that tym reach first, all ur settings go first scatter... Especially if the guy don knack her kitten...

pweedyuz: pls wat does lobatan mean

I think it means finish

I'd rather remain single than date sum kind of girls....

*space booked*... I will cum bck in d mornin to comment..... *spreads mat*

I culd remember that sunday, when emeka my roommate left the church b4 d pastor said the grace al because he wants to straff a girl that was waitin for him @ our bus-stop...... Funny aspect ws that the girl also ws jus comin bck frm church with her bible in hand..... My friend deliver her, n the deliverance section ws worth it..... I knw sum NLders will think the friend am talkin abt is ME... Well, I will leave u to decide that urself... Lobatan

There r some thread on NL dat does nt need my sincere comment, this thread inclusive

Wardrobe u say... I will jus go to the CARPENTER in the nxt street n strike a deal wit him.... A new Wardrobe shuldnt cost me more dan 4k

What is depression?

Duchaello: Broke A$$

Broke Ass u say, I can bet my life that you aint up to my standard.... U r part of the guys that girls use as maga al in the name of claimin big boi.... Continue decivin urself....

hurpeyeahme: ofcourse,she's gonna clear ur doubt.@Evathyst over to Ʊ

Clear my doubt abi.... Nt even in her widest dreams....

hurpeyeahme: :DEvathyst ∂ ball is in ur court now!!!

Of cos, its in her court buh do u think she has the mind to grab the bull by the horn. I guess not