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So u xpect me to tell you my mind.... Nah, aint sayin anytin

Hmmm... This one is strong... Eleyi gidi gan
I say This one is strong... Won ni Eleyi gidi gan
Bring the Holy Cane... Dats d only solution

So when JT don stand na him she go cum dey ask me dis question..... I go answer her when m bck to my senses

Why all dis guys lik to put pinshures included n I go open d thread without seein pinshures.... Oga oo...
I jus tire for al dis NL guys

Buh dnt xpect an answer..... We all knw d kind of government we av

The story goes like this:

The Nigerian government wanted some cache of
weapons in South Africa and so they borrowed Pastor
Ayo Oritsejafor's private jet. Probably because the
self-acclaimed giant of Africa could not find a
befitting aircraft amongst her fleets of military
planes to transport the intended weapons for them,
not even among the 10 private jets in President's
fleet. It is Ayo Oritsejafor's jet that was the best.
Meanwhile, Ayo Oritsejafor did not know that the
government intended to use his jet to buy weapons.
He leased his jet to a 2nd person ( Eagle Air) and the
2nd person leased to the 3rd Green Coast Produce)
and then the 3rd to the 4th One Mr John Ishyaku or
so (who happens to be 2 be an agent of the
government wit one person and an Israeli with 9.3
million dollars).
Sorry, I get it, the Israeli told our government that
they should rather buy weapons from South-Africa
instead of his country, Israel, because it is better for
SA to take the money than Israel who supposedly
makes better weapons. Wao, wat a nyc man. So
generous of the Israeli. So Israelis buy weapons for
us. Military experts from our country did not have to
follow to inspect the weapons and the inventory.
Beautiful!
Also, the South African government was unaware
that the Nigerian government was coming to buy
weapons in their country. In their shock, they seized
the jet and the money. Well, buying arms is more or
less like buying noodles. It is not a serious thing and
so any government can walk into another country
without informing the host country that they intend
buying weapons in their country. So foreign
government just walk into another country like that,
buy weapons and then off they go. And this is how
the government of Nigeria have been buying
weapons since 1960? Terrific! Una do well!
Moreover, tot d man said dey bought him d jet to
ease his duty and support his ministry, his using d
jet as Kabu Kabu part of his ministry too? His d
money coming frm d Kabu kabu goin bak into d
ministry or personal pocket? Shebi, Any transact btw
two countries are bn done by d Central Banks? Abi,
my ova sabi is gettin too much? Ok, let me leave dat
to d bankers. Morever, I tot d F.G now insist on
Cashless Banking or it is not effective to d Ogas at d
top? Moreso, where is such huge money comin frm
b4 getting into d suit cases? Many Question dat want
unlimited ansas...
Even though only God knows wat we dnt know but is
quite funny how d Ogas at d top plays wit our
intelligences forget dr is one OGA PATA PATA AT THE
TOP waiting for dem to serve dem ryt. And so shall
he serve evrybody according to wat he put forward.
For all evil doers remember law of gravity applicable
to any theory in this word perchance our existence so
take heed and turn a new leaf......
because DIS BLOOD U PPU ARE SHARING, DIARIS GOD
OOO!

By Olalerey Sharafa

To the girls who...
Sees me as MR RIGHT n they themselves r MISS WRONG.... Oh lord, send them 1Million miles away frm me

softsparkyy: I agree with you.

.... M surprised

softsparkyy: How are we supposed to know the serious guys PM, I guess by replying all PMs abi?
Abeg no be pride matter.....just play your game well.

Shebi na ur own u talk so, I dnt xpect u to agree wif me but its d #FACT

How many times una wan post this thing... In short THREAD CLOSED

Y nt buh d probability is low..... Most NL girls av pride....most of dem don't reply the cwious guys PM

First thing first... The #MOLE in d military needs to b identified b4 we can win dis battle against BH....

The guy dey xpect ppl to add their own xperience to d post... Buh nobody don add him own.....na anoda tin dem dey talk..... So out of all d ppl wey comment b4 me, none of dem gt car.... Cos if dem get, dis break down shit go happen once in a while.... *shakes head*.... I will add my own after I don buy my car... Na dis our money contribution I dey wait 4

Pretyangel25: No shes not in any relationship for now. on how she take-in is what I dont know

Hehehehe.... An angel visited her @ night.... Tel her not to abort it, who knws.... She might b carryin d new Messiah (messi)

Na dis midnight I go cum dey read dis kind lenghty post...... Lailai, he fit cause nightmare abeg.... *walks out*

Me and my first love are still straffing till 2day... Hard to bliv buh its d truth..... I can't even xplain y its lik dat..... We remain fwends n in diff relationship buh can't resist each oda anytym we r alone..... *knees down*... O lord pls forgiv me my sins.....

rattlesnake: how can u apologize to a moniker....if Na my mama born u u for dey emmanuel TV now dey roll for ground

.... Lolzz... Laff don make me call Etisalat Customer Care

rattlesnake: see this mumulogy u are apologizing to someone who prolly does not even exist in reality....I never take monikers or profile pictures to mean the person behind the name is REAL.....ever since my badoo experience... Everything here is Artificial intelligence until otherwise proven with REAL EVIDENCE OF REALITY....

All this yeye names pwetty this....pwetty that...axorted yash....mascahfarano.... .......temitopejoshuagrace....marimarioleole.....even Seun osewa too is fake to me

U be correct Guy jare.... I feel you

Throwing it to NLders.... Dnt worry, they will catch it...

BOILEDCORN
ANDYBLAZE
YUNGWIZZY
5NAIRA
100CENT......

Anybody wey believe dis ppl no get work.... They al hav 1 thing in common....BAD WRITING SKILL

N I no smoke IGBO today, hw cum I waste my MB to open dis POO..... *shakes head*... MB wey I wan manage truout dis wk

NINE causes of oily face....

1. Genetics
2. Overuse of skin care products
3. Seasonal changes.
4. Medications
5. Use of incorrect products
6. Hormonal changes
7. Stress
8. Use of unnecessary skin care tools.
9. Sun tanning

Google is ur friend, jus lik NPF

Now to the Solution..... Yeeee, MB don finish..... Fuckup

softsparkyy: My dear we have to make safety our priority.

Buh nt in dis situation.... U jus dashed his hope

softsparkyy: Mission aborted..... do you read me? .......Over.

.... Dis babe na enemy of progress ooo.... She jus terminate d guy contract wit immediate effect....

Pls what is blind date.... Is it when I date a blind lady.... *spits*... Chai, av neva don dat b4... God forbid

Guy A straff for 7yrs n still counting, Guy B straff for a year n still counting.... At d end, she aint gonna get married to either of dem... I dnt knw wat will remain for Guy C... *shakes head*....*yawns*..... *walks out of thread*

Sinx wen I cum NL till 2day, I neva sabi hw to use d PM features..... Abeg any body fit teach me... I wil pay