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Can someone define LOVE....

valmunich: Whoever reads this to the end must be dumb!

Bro, u are on point... I read it to the end, n I discovered u jus said the truth.... Wat a waste of tym.... I wnt tak weed on an empty stomach nxt tym...

If the trumpet shuld b blown nw, HELL is my abode... Its nt dat am cursin myself buh my current lifestyle does nt guarantee rapture....... M nt perfect, buh I pray God see me through in this journey of life.... Oh Lord, pls 4giv me my sinz... This I pray... AMEN... *walks out*

Evathyst: Game on!

Lolz.... Jus BUZZ..... Waitin patiently

Evathyst: Aiit den! Bt in dt case, I'll find u, Hook up wit u, torment u, nd dump u. All wtout u knowing my true identity. Henceforth, u shld alwz watch ur back wen u chyke any gal cos u never can tel which one is me. I go PM U now, so dt u'l knw u'r now under my radar. All ds players dem wey no know thr limit, I'm force u into an 'ignominious' retirement.


U don enter 'one chance'

First thing first, am nt a player.... Secondly, I love d way u sound.... Thirdly, 08170841840 dats my whatsapp number..... Buzz me if u are equal to d task..... I dnt realy fancy NL PM..... Lobatan...lest I 4get, dnt blame me if eventually you fall in love with me.... Lolzzz

Evathyst: Shake my 'weavon' 4 U. Do u knw who my role model is? D great Ninon de L'enclos. In d presence of whom all men bcom slaves. No jst dare me, so dt ur 'playing' days wil be long. Nd if u insist, na him be say all doz gals curse wan affect u be dt. Cos na my hand u go take suffer for all d sins u committed against 'womanity' A word dey say, is enof.....

Ok.. I accept the challenge.. Wil you go out on a date with me.... Its been long I suffer

Evathyst: U'r d guy. I hate guys who can't match a Lady's greed wit thr wit. As in ehn, if guys lyk u plenty, Gals no go dey form 'women rule d world' bt no think am o, u no go fit handle my type.

Will you go out on a date with me, jus so we can see mayb I go fit handle ur type or nt

Evathyst: U'r d guy. I hate guys who can't match a Lady's greed wit thr wit. As in ehn, if guys lyk u plenty, Gals no go dey form 'women rule d world' bt no think am o, u no go fit handle my type.

Ur type u say.. Lolzz..... Guess again, seems u dnt knw d kind of guy I am also..... Let's jus leave it lik dat..... I knw wen to play my tricks wen it cums to girls....

Evathyst: Baba, u bad o! Wetin? U no even spend one naira. Chai!! Som guys na James Bond

I swear on my life, she didn't order for anytin... I ws even forcin her to take sumtin buh she said NO, I knw my joke got to her..... I only bought sprite for myself jus so we can sit n talk... Nt my fault nah

We met in an eatery, after pleasantries she sat down staring @ me without orderin anytin or sayin anytin. Al because I jokingly told her on phone b4 comin that she should make sure she eats @ home b4 comin. After seein me, she ws nw shy to even order for ordinary soft drink..... Well, its my gain sha cos that joke dropped her moral n I left the eatery wit the same amount I came in with........

ideology: She was busy comparing him with another man, that is very terrible

I jus pity her BF....

Am very sure d OP's BF wnt b proud of her if he gets to read all wat she wrote........ Dat is if it does nt lead to RED card....

jamilkb: I I i don fine pass this guy... rank me abeg.. though I'm lil bit sexy#wink.. girls abeg no PMs

See as dis wan sef cum embarass himself for here.... *shakes head*.....

The guy's face looks lik *thinkin*...... Yess, I got it.... Lik those IDE twins that r used as deities in yoruba movies.... Guy, r u in any way related to dem... Jus askin

Leetunechi: YES

and change your mindset hommie

MizMyColi:
That's reality bro

Ok oo... I hear una.... *spreads mat*......

MrIknowAll: LOL, my guy, no follow moniker o.... U see me so, na only my name I sabi o....

Y u say mak him no follow MONIKER na....... MONIKER na fyn babe, almost al NL guys na him dey call her name evrytym... One of my sis sef dey bear MONICA n she fyn, I wonder how her own name spellin dey diff frm ur own spellin

Leetunechi: like seriously..your dreams are waste of time

Well.mine are not

and bout dating miz. NaH.......out of the options..she's like a snr sis to me

Na ur own u talk so....

God forbid I read this kind lenghty love letter this night.... Mak I n go dey bleep for inside dream....

I know how you feel OP, that same feelin ARSENE WENGER felt after losin CR7 to man utd den.... the effect is still disturbin WENGER til 2day

In summary, the guy wuld av loved to date MIZMYCOLI.... Awwww... I wish his dream can cum 2 past.... Buh nowadays dreams na waste of tym

I guess you are talkin about my babe.....

All this kind thing na him no dey fit stay inside my body, person wey b say as she enter na him I go show am the things wey I see...... After dat, I turn Howard Webb..... Baddest red card ever liveth

#OLUBUKATO must be d most understandin guy on this earth, cos if am the 1 dating ROZZAY..... *lipsealed* I better stop here b4 they crucify me....

banega: Huh, Why yuh come dey appreciate the compliment kwanu??

Mayb because its frm U

banega: Well, if you did! Your obviously creative •

Thanks for the compliment buh I didn't

banega: Wait oh, don't tell me you actually created that picture yourself??,.

Huh... Did I? Av forgotten, buh it seems I did... Am nt sure

swtdrms: Atleast consider d fact dat tundes wont b happy na...its hilarious but change d name to names like segun, kunle, etc

Jus lik ur tunde abi... Lolzz awww I will use another name nxt tym

swtdrms: Haaaa...am fighting for every guy who bears tunde, not just m................

Lolz.... So I shuld pull down my dp cos of u?