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This argument came up at a newspaper stand some days back as i stopped to pick up my dailies. Majority (mainly transporters) believed it was the police, some thought otherwise. So dear NLders Whats your take on the issue? |
@op the title should have been 'the most ANNOYING thread on NL. which goes to those threads where a big headed, low-self esteemed ugly kid comes asking if hez ugly or not. Those nasty threads seriously piss me off |
xynerise: I know a lot of employees that wish their bosses live close to them so they can break their legs. Some employees lack motivation in their work place and some are treated like slaves. Many said they just have to endure so as to feed their family while others are used to it.All of you constantly complaining about your heartless bosses, long hours of work, dangerous working conditions and peanut salaries would have, i repeat WOULD HAVE been very well off had it been you opted for self-employment the moment you were through with whatever level of education you stopped. I can proudly say that what i earn in 3 days is what most of my friends that work with the govt and civil service are paid monthly. Its not easy starting and being on your own but the watchword is DETERMINATION and RESOLUTION. With Oluwa Chukwunna on your side u go make am |
adaobi123: You're not alone. Crying is her job.not anymore. Shez now an S.A to the imo state governor on lagos affairs < & also his personal wh_ore> lol |
Harbosede02: My love 4 u is a journey,it starts forever and ends neva!atm card even if ur luv msg is 4 anoda gurl..i love u*jst ffg d rules of d game*lolmy love 4 u is like a river ....... .....like a summer breeze that makes ma soul quiver...... ......one look from u is more precious than gold...... ......lets go get some condoms & get busy |
Yard' instead of 'house' shade instead of shop braezzy instead of bra shimmy instead of ......... |
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@Op if u wake up feeling tired u go bak sleep again nah |
nony30: Akuko uwa!ROTFLMFAO |
[quote author=money-hungry ]I've been applying for a job at mtn but they keep telling me no vacancy. now I'm gonna write another application n attach d killed mtn staff's obituary poster as an evidence. i must get job![/quote]kid there is time for everything. There are Times for jokes and times for serious issues. You shouldn't crack jokes with issues such as these cos friends and families of the deceased might be anywhere, anytime and some sily comments might hurt there feelings . Your joke would have been more appreciated had it been the thread were a lighter one but this is a case of death and it should not be joked with. Apply caution. |
Scary movie pt. 1,2,3,4 american pie pt. 1,2,3 there was a scene in scary movie pt2 a white guy was scolding his 19yr old son and the son was so angry that he blurted out '"you hate me cos am black'". (coming from a pure white dude lol) |
Lets hear from the vigilantee side first before we start making our unsure, biased comments. Rip to the fallen |
If you believe the OP's dream would become a reality soonest & we will all be alive and strong to witness d marvelous transformation pls hit d like button |
DON BABA J all d way. Baba jazzy rocks. The beats to oliver twist, fall in love and igwe (importer exporter purewater) are Nigeria's best and greatest beats of all time |
hooz davido? Is he related to davidah (one of d turtles in d movie 'ninja turtles') |
$700 to buy jst one phone Will it connect me to my granfada(rip) 2 know why he waz heartless enuff to will 8plots to uncle tom & jst 2plots to my papa ..... abi na scam my papa wan play me. Smh |
ugoezeik: Welcome back sir, but pls sir can U̶̲̥̅̊ feature me in ur upcoming movie? Jux asking ooooooooas his gateman, driver or houseboy |
[quote author=nu-well]Don't beat yourself up. You've just secured evidence to prosecute the spammer's bu** when the MODs come a-checking. [/quote]lol thats very true |
AjCityOne: Nah ignorant dey worry you. why is it that you people always have issues when people convert to Islam. Since you have access to the internet, you will be amazed to know that Islam is still the fastest growing religion in the world. I live and work with the same smart and intelligent white people that brought you Christianity and they tend to show more tolerance and understanding than you animal in Nigeria spreading hatred in the name of religion. If you so believe in God why don't you let God be the judge. You should be more worried about poverty among your people and ask your pastor's to build school's that the average member of their churches can afford to attend.see who z talking of ignorance and poverty. Need i remind you that countries mostly hit by poverty and illiteracy are those muslim dominated ones, Northern Nigeria being a yardstick. (you luckily have internet access google it up). Untill you and your fellow muhammed followers emancipate yourselves from the shackles of bigotry and hatred, poverty and backwardness will constantly be your guests. |
1) Nobody knows the lady in question (except maybe google) 2) Christianity is already seriously OVERPOPULATED so she is definitely unnoticed 3) The lady certainly contributed NOTHING to christianity so her exit changes nothing 4) She doesn't have to explain her actions cos NOBODY cares to know 5) She sheepishly ran into islam, she would certainly run out of islam. |
Mods front page pleaassseee |
texanomaly:hon why did u just quote the spammer? |
@MOD what rights do you have to HIDE my posts IN MY OWN THREAD. take time o ![]() |
edu4all: The easiest way is to push up.that's for the guys. how many ladies out there can afford to do push-ups |
There are no guarantees with weight loss. It's largely genetic. But you can help yourself out. These tips can help you lose weight overall, including from around your midsection. EAT BREAKFAST: Before your body can run efficiently, it needs fuel. By eating within 90 minutes of waking up, you kick-start your metabolism. People who eat breakfast in the morning generally have more energy throughout the day and make better food choices. EAT REGULARLY: Eating small meals every 3 or 4 hours helps keep your metabolism running at a steady pace. Your body can only use so much energy at a time, and eating 5 or 6 small meals instead of 3 large ones makes it easier to burn off calories instead of storing them as fat. INCREASE FIBER: Fiber certainly has staying power, and it will keep you full for longer periods of time. Sourcs of fiber include fruits, vegetables and whole grain products (whole wheat bread, brown rice, quinoa, beans and lentils). There are many options to choose from. REDUCE INTAKE OF SIMPLE SUGAR: Simple sugars contribute to body fat gain because they are generally high in calories. By avoiding foods like soda, ice cream, cakes, cookies, and candy bars, you can cut out many unnecessary calories. Fresh fruit, dried fruit, fruit juice, and frozen yogurt can satisfy your sweet tooth with natural sugars. EAT HEALTHY FATS: Healthy fats—found in olive oil, nuts, nut butters, salmon, tuna and avocado—can help fill you up and keep you full. Including these fats in your diet every day (in moderation) can help you maintain your weight. BE SMART WHEN EATING OUT: If you eat out frequently, make smart choices by using the available resources. Apps such as GoMeals and CompareChains provide nutritional information for many restaurants. Also, most restaurants post nutritional information on their websites. Plan your meal before you leave the house to make sure you pick healthy choices. |
There are no guarantees with weight loss. It's largely genetic. But you can help yourself out. These tips can help you lose weight overall, including from around your midsection. EAT BREAKFAST: Before your body can run efficiently, it needs fuel. By eating within 90 minutes of waking up, you kick-start your metabolism. People who eat breakfast in the morning generally have more energy throughout the day and make better food choices. EAT REGULARLY: Eating small meals every 3 or 4 hours helps keep your metabolism running at a steady pace. Your body can only use so much energy at a time, and eating 5 or 6 small meals instead of 3 large ones makes it easier to burn off calories instead of storing them as fat. INCREASE FIBER: Fiber certainly has staying power, and it will keep you full for longer periods of time. Sourcs of fiber include fruits, vegetables and whole grain products (whole wheat bread, brown rice, quinoa, beans and lentils). There are many options to choose from. REDUCE INTAKE OF SIMPLE SUGAR: Simple sugars contribute to body fat gain because they are generally high in calories. By avoiding foods like soda, ice cream, cakes, cookies, and candy bars, you can cut out many unnecessary calories. Fresh fruit, dried fruit, fruit juice, and frozen yogurt can satisfy your sweet tooth with natural sugars. EAT HEALTHY FATS: Healthy fats—found in olive oil, nuts, nut butters, salmon, tuna and avocado—can help fill you up and keep you full. Including these fats in your diet every day (in moderation) can help you maintain your weight. BE SMART WHEN EATING OUT: If you eat out frequently, make smart choices by using the available resources. Apps such as GoMeals and CompareChains provide nutritional information for many restaurants. Also, most restaurants post nutritional information on their websites. Plan your meal before you leave the house to make sure you pick healthy choices. |
[quote author=madness.com]why is Aba always on the news for EVIL?[/quote]maybe not ALWAYS |
A dumpsite has been discovered near Aba, Abia State, where over 20 human skulls and decomposing bodies, including those of school children were found. The site, which was a horror to behold was located, at about kilometre 15 on the Aba/Azumini Highway at an area called “No man’s land” after Akpaa village in Obingwa Local Government of the state.SOURCE: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/shock-as-police-recover-20-skulls-at-aba-dump-site/ |
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Is he related to davidah (one of d turtles in d movie 'ninja turtles')
[/quote]lol thats very true