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sexkillz: [color=#000030]Where is Nigeria on that list? [/color]

I bin wan reply u but wetin I kari 4mind to tell u go make u ban me for 5years

Breaking news :
Messi has been arrested! It is alleged that he was
caught together with a group of gangsters in
possesion of
cocain and marijuana.
They believe it is
not the first time Messi has been taking drugs.
The cops said they had to chase them down in
order to catch him and
the other gangsters.
Messi okeke who is a motor spare parts dealer from Nigeri has denied
these allegations. He will be appearing in court
soon.

Am I d only one seeing the downfall of wizkid

Suicide

Olodostein: Your destiny is to serve God and mankind. Have Jesus in your life and every other thing will be added
unto you.

Plz u guys should stop quoting long posts, we've already read it forGod's sake.

Birthdays:

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So these are my birthday mates.

toykathy: wetin come concern me? Nonsense!!!

I wish I had d power to hide posts.

Mad Cow: Moral lesson: Don't play handball near a fast flowing river..

Would u say d same if it were ur sister? U 're just a madcow.

So una no no say na my birthday abi.

Phikom: a thousand tongue is not enuf to praise HIS hole name....God is worthy of my praise....a year gone...job tinxs is the next phase

So God now has a hole in his name abi.

Mintayo: Congratulations to you all,now you are no more 'corper' but GOLD!

Hey I understand u re trying to be funny here bt I think u were trying to write 'copper' & nt 'corper.'

Congrats ajuwayas. From tomorrow u now become ex~corpers. Nomore PPAs Nomore CDS nomore fear of your Z.I's queries & warnings. you can now travel roundthe whole world anytime u feel like & stay as long as u want. jobs abound for you to grab only if u are smart & wise enough.my one & only advice for u my dear corpers is that you should make sure you give your thanksgiving to God after your POP becaus its only him that kept you alive all through your service year. No accidents, no terminal sicknesses, your food wasn't poisoned by the indigenes, you didn't lose any organs in your body, you weren't given extension(without pay), you didn't run mad. Etc. It won't cost you anything to just thank God for his goodness & mercies.

M M M: Find d nearest native doctor in ur villa 4 money ritual
No time

Guy why u too de tok dese kain tins. nawao

Strictly a gulder person. Gulder all d way … ANY GULDER FANS IN DA HOUSE.!!!!?

metti:
Liar! Show us pictures of when you did it.

It contains nu.dity so the mods would remove it.

Wetin de dia i de do am evriday nah

[quote author=Banku&Tilapia]Don't mention da same countries in one sentence cuz one is a SCAM n da other is REAL [/quote]So which is which?

irpheezy: Nairaland guys! Why d tin dey vex una na?

E de vex us becos NL babes don turn to A.s.h.a.w.o.

Scarpon: sit at home and chop akara

May God deliver you from the spirit of myopic & childish reasoning.

Op thunder fire you for this thread. Amen.

[quote author=Big-Chips]Nice one APC, waiting to see their manifesto after the meeting tomorrow. Tired of a party that has killed the dreams of many Nigerians.[/quote]The fact is that people like you always
keeps on underestimating the power of
PDP. Their is absolutely no way you can
compare PDP with a.p.c. PDP is a giant,
its just like comparing …
commercial banks with the central
bank,
The president with state governors
Nollywood with hollywood
Ecowas with united nations
Madonna university with cambridge
Keke napep with phantom rolls royce
Chief of your village with queen
Elizabeth ii
Osuofia with denzel washington
Ghana with Nigeria
Taye taiwo with donald duke
Nokia 3310 with BB porche
Terry G with rick ross
You with me

1supremo: The duo are the presidential candidate and the running mate of the great party APC. We all know there is no way PDP could floor this queen that APC is fielding if the electoral process is bereft of malpractices. The big question, however, is how much of our collective resources are we ready to deploy so as to check the post-election violence inherent in this macho man in the event that PDP outrigs them? What are we doing to protect the endangered species-corps members- from genocide. Don't say, "I don't care?" BE WORRIED!

The fact is that people like you always keeps on underestimating the power of PDP. Their is absolutely no way you can compare PDP with a.p.c. PDP is a giant, its just like comparing …

commercial banks with the central bank,
The president with state governors
Nollywood with hollywood
Ecowas with united nations
Madonna university with cambridge
Keke napep with phantom rolls royce
Chief of your village with queen Elizabeth ii
Osuofia with denzel washington
Ghana with Nigeria
Taye taiwo with donald duke
Nokia 3310 with BB porche
Terry G with rick ross
You with me

Idriswhite: I have money but don't have someone so dear to my heart to buy something special for. I know funful places to go but have no body to accompany me there. What should we singles do on Valentine day?

Meet~up with other singles like you, form an alliance, NGO or club with the sole aim of making sure you guys don't remain single again next year.

[quote author=ANY-PEN ]you pick the race where did you now kept it?[/quote]BLOOD OF JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guy abeg no try comment 4 NL again I take God beg u.

Freewilly: How did this thread make the front page so fast.

Cos d story s about a negative event that happened in igboland.

Are u sure its not your bombarding english dat murdered d poor policeman

Odika ala volimtime agbabago ndi nairaland a.

equily: BRAVO!!! TO THE EAGLES,,,,,,,,,,,,I KNEW IT C'MON LETS CELEBRATE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i declare today a public Holiday

Lazy man. Comon go work joor