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Gombs: I ddddeey sserveee now,willl bbbe Trru bbby jjune...ssshhddd iiiii apply too?


No mminndd myy keypad...ttiiis mmiss. Bbbeeehavinng

Ur keypad de stammer?

illitrate: only if i will become a General right away

I wanted to reply you















then I saw your username

Goodday people. My good friend was telling me some days ago about the predicament he has been going through for some years. He always chews(nothing) unconsiously whenever he is sleeping and in the process severly bites his tongue & other inner membrane of his mouth. He says the matter has gotten so bad that he doesn't have his breakfasts anymore because of pains & now an a vitamin c addict. What can actually be done in this case?

Wow! Tank God. When I saw "Ngozi nwosu is“ I thought d next word would be “dead”

Chinwem: No offence but is she 'straight'??
I hope there's nothing amiss ??
No 'homo' tendencies hiding somewhere....

Is she trying to tell us something? What would possess you to wear this to the wedding of the year?

We re still in march & u refer 2it as d weddin of d year. Smh. Do u knw weda yours or mine wld better & flashier than 2face's weddin

[quote author=c++_crazy]i know why i no wan talk say I no dey vex, but seriously I dey vex.....
see come right now i dey vex seriously infact I don tear my own palm tree 4 church and I wan go slap our priest cos how i dey feel now, i fit burn cathedral. How come my liked posts keep disappearing, itz more than 20 but if i check I no dey see any1. U people should better go and tell whoever is responsible to restore all of them[/quote]My dear abeg cool ur temper, in d fed. Repulic of NL it doesn't matter if d citizens " like" ur posts or not, once d tyrant guvnors(MODs) don't like any post no matter d number of "likes" it has they wud jst hide it without apologies.

BUSH MAN: its not the having fun that is the problem its letting us on camera know that he is having fun, i ve been to duabai 4 time this year and california 2 times without camera crew to show people

Nawao! Guy who we go ask? & ur username node help matters atall

Whatif u die in jail

ferhyntorlah: What's wrong with that? Is it your first time of seeing such? I guess so!

Yea itz my first time of seeing such.

tellwisdom: I don't support this marriage…If not that these foolish Nigerian GURLS are so fhucking and stùpidly desperate for MONEY. How could you impregnate 3 ladies and ended up marrying just one??

E shuda bin sumfin lyk dis ryt?

ItsModella: Jim Iyke won't kill me...is this how he dressed for the wedding?

https://www.360nobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jim_iyke.000-1.jpg

And why is he wearing his watch at d right wrist?, is he a leftie?

Booty4me: Nawao where Face and blackface

Dia money no complete 2enta plane so dem enta canoe. Dem still de road de come sha

FOILPAPER: This is a 2007 Kawasaki ZX14 Ninja. Not a blackbird, please. The 1100xx series are since discontinued. Y'all thank me later

Okey himself said its a Honda & not a Kawasaki

azpekuliar: OP note:

It's a Honda CBR 1100x Blackbird, not 110. There's over 1000cc sitting on that baby not the 110cc you've implied.

It's a Sport bike, not a Powerbike.

Yea bruv they all couldn't enter in d topic bar so I edited off sum letters I later made correction though

[quote author=madness.com]E be like say dis im wife old pass am o. Luvly kids sha.[/quote]Lol love na d main tin

goldfish80: Wife or mum?

Wife & mum.

Okey bakassi's wife, mother, kids & newly acquired 2012 Honda-CBR1100XXSuperBlackbirda powerbike

elkol: wetin be this? lol... RIP Chinua Achebe!

Na now I remember am

Rip chinua achebe

If mum gently taps at your back by 2.am & goes "we need to talk", that has been my most dreaded "punishment" right from childhood. ThankGod ama bachelor now

I Remember my uni dayz 2nd year precisely I was living in one of my church elder's house (he had a 4room apartment & I stayed in one ), I was watching p.orn one night & nepa struck, I forgot to switch off d t.v & went to sch d next mrning. Now my t.v had a fault dat whenever its put-on, d volume goes to d highest so you wld have to reduce it urself) While in schl, I remembered d calamity dat was about to happen, I rushed back home, it was at d parlour door dat I started hearing d loud moans emanating from my room. Elder was sitted at d parlour & his wife at d kitchen, d noise from my room filled d whole house. I quietly went pass d man, went into my room, switched off my t.v. Since den I neva near my family church uptil 2day.

Lakayana: are you from 9ja?

Why d u ask?

toshmann: My dear, I got a call from CANADA over the weekend from a Nigerian asking me to go to YouTube and search "oga at the top" only for me to realize that it's all over the web.
Anyways, just go to YouTube and see for yourself how clueless some of our leaders truly are

Smh. Nigerians & their love for vanity

I've been away on NL for some weeks & now dat am back am seeing this phrase " Oga at the top" in almost every thread. Pls is it a New trend or sumfin & wats d meaning?

Not commenting until d mods change d name to P.ENIS, D.ICK, C.OCK,. Wadahell is joystick, are we discussing computers here or sumfin. FYI "A joystick is An input device that
looks similar to a control
device you would find on
an arcade game at your
local arcades. A joystick
allows an individual to
move an object in a
game such as
navigating a plane in a
flight simulator.

Guy I tot ur whole article wld be based on the topic of ur post but it waz mention in just a line outta d whole article. # quiet dissapointing #

Our people say " ego bu mma nwoke", agwa bu mma nwanyi"

SeuN if this makes frontpage that means d rumours I've been hearing about u being in olumba olumba & ogboni are all true. NAIRALANDERS watchout, THIS IS D MOMENT OF TRUTH.