₦airaland Forum

Babasessy:
This year we're going 2 experience 4 unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 & that's not all. Take d last two digits of the yr in which u were born & add d age u wl be this yr, & d result wl be 111 for everyone. This is d yr of Money. This yr Oct wl have 5 Sun, 5 Mon and 5 Sat.

Jerry  Tob:
its  symbolic  and  its  not  about  Money  that  will  perish  but  its  more  about  the  end  of  the  world.  Rapture  is near  and things  that  people  do  not  count  will   count,  while  things  that  people  count  will   not  count. it  means    that  pple  r  saying  the  world  will  not  end  but  it  will.

But why do you have to draw completely illogical conclusions.What hs money or rapture got to do with simple mathematical manipulations?You talking about rapture,didn't you read ekt bear's simple explanation?
You should also note that 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 repeat every century.So it happened in 1911,1811,1711,1611,, till as many centuries you can count back even as far back as n centuries BC. Rapture didn't come then.So,please wake up and stop looking for reasons to be ignorant.

By the way the 111 trick will be 112 next year 2012 and 113 in 2013,114 in 2014 and so on. Once again wake up and stop looking for reasons to be ignorant.

Kennyblues:
Most suspects are known to blame the devil for crimes they committed. But not John Chinedu Akpangbo, who killed a co-worker, Emeka Odo in Kano on Tuesday. Akpanagbo, not only admitted doing it, but said he would do it again under similar circumstances, reports KOLADE ADEYEMI

THOSE feeling that John Chinedu Akpangbo was mentally unstable when he killed a co-worker and kinsman, Emeka Odo, early Tuesday got it all wrong.

The 22-year-old local restaurant attendant from Is-Uzo Local Government Area of Enugu, Enugu State, is not blaming the incident on the devil.

Akpangbo, who has not shown any remorse over the murder of Odo, said his action gave him the fulfillment of his life. He has no regret killing the deceased at 30, Burma Road, Sabon Gari area of Kano, Kano State.

Akpangbo, who spoke with The Nation at the No-mansland Police Station, where he is being detained by detectives, narrated how he fed himself to satisfaction before going to bed on the fateful day.

According to him, before he and Odo went to bed, he had warned him never to threaten him again but he was adamant, so he was left with no choice than to eliminate him, “because I was fed up with his persistent threats.”

He woke up at about 12.30 am, smoked a stick of Benson & Hedges cigarette, relaxed for a moment and sneaked out of the restaurant to pick a digger inside the compound, then dashed back to the restaurant, where Udo was fast asleep and struck the deceased on the head once.

After the deadly strike, Akpangbo said he stood there to ascertain that Odo was dead before dashing out of the local eatery to collect the keys of the gate from a neighbour, whom he identified as Kaka, opened the gate and escaped.

His words: “I killed him because he threatened me when he was alive. We were working together. We were serving together in the local eatery. He threatened my life with a weapon. I warned him several times to desist from scolding me, which he resisted. From then on, I started nursing the animosity to eliminate him.

“Following persistent threats to kill me, that was when I made up my mind to kill him. So, that night, I got the digger inside the compound, raised it up and hit him once on his head and waited to ensure he died. It was about 12.30am.”

Responding to a question on how he felt after committing the crime, Akpangbo said: “I felt just like you are feeling.” He said he had no regret, boasting that if someone else threatened him the way Odo did, he would kill such a person.

“If I go back to my place of work, I will have some peace of mind, because Emeka is no more,” he said.

The Divisional Police Officer (DPO) Superintendent Shu’aibu Bello, who gave details of how the assailant was arrested, said the police arrived the scene of the incident at about 6.30am, inspected the area, asked questions and with the help of intelligence, traced Akpangbo to Gazawa and arrested him in the home of his relative within two hours.

The owner of the restaurant, Mrs Caroline Chukwulobe told The Nation that she was still in shock.

Akpangbo was at his sister’s place at Gazawa when he was arrested.





http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/19628-%E2%80%98no-regret-killing-my-co-worker%E2%80%99.html

You ain't goin back to your place of work dude.You are going to prison !

If this is true,it is indeed world class !
Please can you give a link to the source of your post?

@OP,
The best way for you to become a master in a "short" time is to try reproducing your company's website without looking at the codes used by the initial developers.Doing that guarantees that you will be forced to read web and downloaded tutorials and develop real practical skills on your own. More importantly,it will make you fall in love with the job.

If she was crafty enough to do that to her own family and her own baby,you think she loves you more? You have to leave her and let her go.It may be painful but will only last a short while.She is NOT who you think she is. You have never forked her but others may be out there servicing her every week because she seems to be an expert at keeping things hush hush.Do not be deceived.

If you fail to heed my warnings,someday after wedding,you will come back to nairaland to complain about more painful findings about her.By then things can not be undone.

Do not marry someone who found it easy to keep secrets from those who loved and trusted her.She will do the same thing to you in the future.
If your life is not complicated,do not marry a person with complicated life.

El Guapo:
^^ [color=#0066ff]Bro and u're sure u not missin out on Lotz?! [/color]

Not at all bro. I have used it and I am happily married.

1 Physical - you are sexually attracted to each other
2 Personality - you are friends
3 Philosophy of life - you have the same expectations from life.


You can have a very long list of what you expect the person to be but it can always be summarized into those 3 factors.

There are only 3 factors.
1 Physical
2 Personality
3 Philosophy of life

You MUST be attracted to the person in all those 3 factors or else the relationship will be short lived or full of bumps.

Ekubo all the way. They are excellent dancers especially that lil girl.I love the way she danced her heart out during the salsa dance.
I just have to repair my generator before 7pm tomorrow. I can't let PHCN NEPA break my heart.

Did you then give her the N200 that the guy couldn't give her or you just ran to report to us here on nairaland?
But na wa ooo. People heartless ooo.

@arike ade,
You are the half baked here because the way you concluded that peleson attended unilorin beats my imagination.I have read the post over and over and saw nothing suggesting that peleson attended unilorin.You could've accused him of "shouting" and repeating himself.

Beaf:
Compared to .NET and Java, PHP is a mere toy, period.

As for the "reference manual" manual thingy, its part of the high level of discipline every developer must cultivate. While there are some pretty good PHP developers, most tend to be cut and join. This is reflected in the fact that PHP websites have the poorest security levels on average; give me a PHP site and I'm 95% certain I can break in and steal the database within a few minutes without breaking into a sweat.

omo_to_dun:

http://www.nairaland.com
http://www.facebook.com
http://www.wikipedia.org
http://www.yahoo.com

Oya, prove yourself.

Waiting for you Beaf.You asked for "a" php site and now you have four sites to choose from.

Aye are fictitious people whose only job is to harm good people through means of remote control .

In reality the believe in aye is directly tied to our people's attitude of not wanting to accept responsibilities for their own actions or inactions. When things don't go their way,it is easier for them to assume someone else who hates them is responsible for it even in the absence of any physical evidence. It is borne out of pure lazy thinking.

@OP,I believe you think with your poosie.I also believe thinking with your poosie may have been the root cause of your divorce.The man (your boss) is NOT into you.Now, will you start thinking with your brain?

^^^
Unilondon educated and still retained his boko-haramish mindset.You call him a silly boy but he did undergo sophisticated terrorist training at Yemen and maintains links with al-qaeda.Neither is he regretful of his actions.
If he says Osama is alive,it is probably because he believes Osama's mission is divinely ordained and hence Osama can never get caught. I remember hearing some muslim Nigerian uni students saying this too after the 9/11 attacks.

Well,I called the number "09141" and I guess I am still alive. "The number you have dialed is incorrect" was what I heard and will be what anybody that dials it hears.
It seems Nigerians shiit a little portion of their brains out each time they visit the toilet such that by the time they are adults their brains are almost empty. Why the fork do Nigerians fall too easily for any stoopeed superstition?

For the sake of patriotism,I would love to obey the Nigerian government.However,my desire to stay alive is stronger than my desire to be patriotic.

Also,Boko Haram seldom fail in their threats but the Nigerian Government have failed severally in her promises.

Therefore,in that situation posted by the OP,I will obey Boko Haram.

@OP,
I think the problem is YOU.
You claimed to have had gf's who bonded easily and talked freely about their sex lives BUT you chose not to marry them.You chose this woman who prefers talking about bills and finance,etc and only relaxes in the bedroom with 101% attention on Nollywood.

YOU saw her as she was.
YOU took her like that.
YOU want to change her to someone else.
YOU don't think the problem has to do with your strategy right from the start?

What to do now:
You try and be the man she married i.e the one who does not complain about her personality,who told her "I love you just the way you are" and has more realistic expectations of her.You will see she will gradually adjust and meet you midway.It will take time.

She is a lot better in bed an more co operative.I am loving it.

I think we should start with objective evidences to support the existence of the soul.I am yet to see any. It seems the existence of the soul has all along been an assumption.

If this is true,then she earns my respect more.

Nigeria ! Going ! Going !! Gone !!!

It is always better to bow out when the ovation is loudest.Madam Ngo,I hope you won't regret this decision later.

@OP,
I had to check your userid to be sure I wasn't the one who posted the writeup while sleepwalking or something.lol 
I couldn't have said it better as you took most of the words right out of my mouth.


@kodewrita,

kodewrita:
May Christ have mercy on your soul.

Didn't you read that the OP doesn't in any way believe in the assumed mercy that the assumed Christ has to have on his assumed soul?

Your so called friend is a BIG EEDIOT.
He loved her and she got pregnant for someone else and dumped him.Now he still prefers her over somebody who appreciates him.
My advice to him is to grow up and be a man and start thinking with his head and not his deeq.

walcolm:
this is very good to hear. seen this is the US and wondered when it will get to nigeria.

my only challenge is the account number thingy, it will be much easier if i just insert my atm card, the machine reads off my account details from there and asks me to confirm. that way, i spend less time typing stuff and i can quickly hand the cash to the machine for safe keepiung

What if 20 people are paying into your account from 20 different Nigerian States?It means you will have to send your ATM card to each of them by courier.  Using account number as they have done it is slower but much more practicable.

Well,you suspected fraud and I said I get/understand what you [/b]are suspecting.I then went ahead to explain why it may not be fraud. Sorry I ommited the [b]you in my post.It should have read as follows

VALIDATOR:
I get what you are suspecting. I believe it is good that you have brought it to the limelight for other people's opinions.However, I do not think it was fraud at play. See it this way:
You were going somewhere and bought a lagbus ticket but got tired of the queue so you decided to go by "molue". You still have your ticket and you can later sell/dash it out to another passenger.
OR
You bought 4 tickets for you and your friends only to discover that one of your friends already paid for his own ticket.What do you do with the remaining one ticket with you?

Got my drift now?

I get what are suspecting. I believe it is good that you have brought it to the limelight for other people's opinions.However, I do not think it was fraud at play. See it this way:
You were going somewhere and bought a lagbus ticket but got tired of the queue so you decided to go by "molue". You still have your ticket and you can later sell/dash it out to another passenger.
OR
You bought 4 tickets for you and your friends only to discover that one of your friends already paid for his own ticket.What do you do with the remaining one ticket with you?

OMG !
Is this really happening?Or is it some kinda joke?$50M going down the drains just like that? OMG !

.This joke surely makes my day.

SouthEast:
Saved by menstruation!
Woman survives five days in ritualists’ den
From Moshood Adebayo, Abeokuta
Sunday, November 01, 2009


Mrs Adeniji
Photo: Sun News Publishing
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It was narrow escape for a mother of three in Abeokuta, the Ogun State capital after spending five days in kidnappers den in the ancient town.
Mrs Tope Adeniji, who miraculously escaped from the ritualists’ hideout, said for the first time in her life, she saw fresh skull and lifeless bodies with their heads severed from the rest of their bodies.
Adeniji, a staff of the Ogun State Magistrate Court, Isabo, Abeokuta, was returning home penultimate Tuesday when she ran into the get-rich-quick men of the underworld through a taxicab she boarded.

Road to kidnappers den
I was returning home after work at Isabo to the Aregbe area of the state. I met three other persons who pretended to be passengers in the taxi. By the time we got to Asero, I noticed that the two ‘passengers’ beside me had dozed off. There was another one in front, beside the driver.
I still did not suspect any foul play until we got to an area called CAMP, where I requested that I should be allowed to disembark since I have reached my destination. Rather than allow me get out, one man who sat in front of the cab pulled out a gun. He ordered me to lie face down, which I obeyed immediately. Thereafter, I knew nothing again until we got to an unknown place where several others, more than 100 that had been kidnapped, were waiting for the hangman.

When we got there, I switched my telephone to discreet (vibration) and inserted it almost inside my private part. I was taken to a place where a man that appears to be their leader stays. Before his arrival, I managed to send text messages to people, particularly members of my church that I had been kidnapped.
I noticed that a net that I believe had been charmed was usually put on their prey, who within few minutes would die. But when a similar thing was placed on me, nothing happened to me. So their leader instructed that I should be taken away very fast.

Thereafter, I was taken to a room within their enclave for some minutes. About thirty minutes after, their leader requested for me and he asked those who kidnapped me where they got me.
They stripped me Unclad and noticed that I was menstruating. This infuriated them and their leader ordered that I should be taken away from his sight. They obeyed immediately and I was taken to a room where I was left alone for hours.

When I got to the room, I resumed sending text messages to people until they came in with a plate of food, which I rejected. Afterwards, they asked me my name and I gave them a fictitious name. I passed the night alone in the room.
The following morning, their leader came to tell me that I was stubborn. I pleaded with them that I should be spared. He later directed that his boys should rub a substance on my face. When I did not react as they had expected, he again instructed that I should be returned to the room from where I was brought.
On the third day, those boys that were guarding attempted to violation me and while struggling with them, blood came out from my private part and they all shouted that I was not clean.

So I was left alone. I later sent a message to my pastor requesting that I should be given the name of an angel, which I repeated several times.
One thing that I noticed that while I was calling the holy name, my guards started fighting themselves and they left me alone.
The following day, they forcibly cut my fingers and toenails before I was taken to a dungeon where another spiritual net was used to cover me. Thereafter, they returned me to the room again with guards. All this while I was praying, reciting the names of angels sent to me by my pastors and others.

On the fourth day, one of the guards offered to assist me, but he did not give details of how he would do it. That very day too, I was taken to another man that seemed like their overall boss. When I got there, he asked me whether I am a Sango worshipper and I said no. He told me that what he was seeing on me suggested that I was an adherent of Sango.

I did not know what transpired between them as I kept pleading that I should be allowed to go. The man that promised to assist me then told me that about 2am he would assist me. Thinking that they would harm me at about the time, I attempted to run into safety but I did not succeed because the fence of the yard was higher than the usual.

As he promised, about that time, he opened the gate of the building where I had been incarcerated and threw my bag they collected from me the day I got there. After trekking some minutes from the kidnappers den, I got to a thick bush. I continued trekking until I got to a cassava farm near the mechanic village along the Abeokuta-Lagos road. There I sent a text message to my people who came to pick me. I was later taken to my church where more prayers were offered for me. I thank God that I am alive to tell this story.

How prayers saved me
I survived their onslaught through the grace of God and prayers by members of my church at the Christ Anointed and Miracle Church Cherubim and Seraphim Church, (CAMCA). But for God, I would have been killed like several others that met their untimely death.
Before, I used to think that kidnapping in our town is not real. But with my experience, I now know better than before. I know on daily basis somebody somewhere is being used for money ritual. I thank God for saving my life. He is the one that rescued me from the hands of the ritualists. I will continue to serve Him for the rest of my life.

She inserted almost the whole length of the phone in her ppussy.
She was later stripped nakedd yet they didn't see the phone but they saw she was menstruating.
She resumed texting later.

She can tell such lies only to unreasoning people.

RRRRRRRRRRUBISH.

^^^,
He is a soldier.A real one.

I really believe the OP is either just joking or seeking attention.
You met on fb,have seen him only once in your lifetime and he probably f**ked you that single time you met.Now here you are asking if he is real.You eediot !