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Romance / Re: We Had Fight Because I Ordered 2 Ladies To Enter My Car by Validcode: 9:29pm On Dec 19, 2019
Davash222:

Does it matter? The girlfriend is one untrained bitchhh!!!


Flip the situation over, imagine picking up your woman and meeting her with two men.
Business / Re: Pls Help Me Solve This BVN And NIN Problem by Validcode: 9:27pm On Dec 19, 2019
chipsypop:
Thanks for the contribution. Must the correction be done the place that I registered?


Yes.
Romance / Re: We Had Fight Because I Ordered 2 Ladies To Enter My Car by Validcode: 4:30pm On Dec 19, 2019
You should have informed her you're not alone, especially as you guys already had some dramas starting.

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Romance / Re: Sex: 3 Erotic Positions To Try When You Are Bored In The Bedroom by Validcode: 4:13pm On Dec 19, 2019
My husband and I have tried all these.
Health / Re: I Am Dying Of A Chronic Pile by Validcode: 12:34pm On Dec 19, 2019
dauddy97:
Good evening Nairalanders.

I am dying in silence embarassed embarassed

I discovered that I had pile during my secondary School days (2014). I didn't even know this has been on me for long, until I went to defecate with a friend of mine in the bush. Immediately he saw that red flesh coming out on my anus. He shouted "What is this!!". That was when I knew I had PILE.

I told my mum about this. She said she noticed something like that from the day I was given birth to. She said, she didn't keep quiet, and she asked the nurses what was in my anus. The nurses replied that, "it is normal" That it will still leave there. Now, I am in my twenties. This thing is now paining me seriously. In fact , I can't defecate easily.

Please, nurses and doctors in the house, come to my aid.

Note: I noticed that, I ejaculate within 3 to 4 mins during sex. I don't know maybe it's because of the pile?

Also, I have used and inserted some drugs (Anosoid or so, I can't really remember it spelling) recommended by a general hospital doctor yet, this thing is still stubborn. I have also visited Alagbo (herbal). In fact, The money wasted can't just be mentioned.

This night, I discovered the that its now out itself. Since all these while, it has been in, I only feel or see it while defecating.

I can't just imagine what people have been saying. like, "I wont be able to impregnate a lady" and all sorts of things like that.

Pls, help your boy.

Help for wider view .

I will appreciate all comments, remedy, solution, cure etc just to get this out of my anus.


Go to people selling herbs (elewe omo) or someone that goes to the village, tell them you want "ejirin" it's a crawling plant that has a variegated colour. You'll wash it like bitter leaves and drink it twice daily. In a week, it should be gone. My older sister had pile and this is what cured her.
For follow up, dry the leaves and be drinking the tea 2-3 times a week.

Whatever you do, do not agree to cutting it.
If you cut it, maintaining an erection will be a challenge.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Council Suspends NUTRW, RTEAN Activities Over Gang War by Validcode: 11:28am On Dec 19, 2019
Shhalewa:
Lagos State.. And gangism = One

Gangsterism not gangism
Romance / Re: Scary Wedding Photo Pops Up On The Social Media by Validcode: 12:09pm On Dec 17, 2019
Ilal:
According to talks on social media, these lovebirds just got married and they decided to take a selfie and make an announcement online.
The image was taken late in the night after a long day of marital celebrations.

Social media users saw the picture and started making a mockery of the make-up the young lady wore.

Many joked that the make-up artist behind the beautification process deserves a death penalty.

Well, much details are not available about the identities of the couple but there is a strong indication that they are Nigerians.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/scary-wedding-photo/



Stale news.

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Business / Re: Pls Help Me Solve This BVN And NIN Problem by Validcode: 12:07pm On Dec 17, 2019
You should have used the age on the BVN when you registered for NIN. What you can do now is to go back to where you registered your BVN and make the correction.

Always stick to one set of details in future.
Celebrities / Re: Hilarious! Little Girl Fights With Scary Looking Nigerian Father Christmas (pix) by Validcode: 11:28am On Dec 17, 2019
This shit is scary.

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Romance / Re: Grace Ajilore: Pregnant Feminist Dragged For Getting Pregnant Out Of Wedlock by Validcode: 11:20am On Dec 17, 2019
She's right, men are trash, but they have one thing that is useful and the thing can do wonders. The thing sweet well, well.
Crime / Re: Special Needs Child by Validcode: 8:59am On Dec 16, 2019
I always feel pity for both the special needs parents and the children. I have had opportunity to work in a school that accepts children with special needs and it's not easy on all sides.
Romance / Re: Please Help, my girlfriend claimed she is a virgin but she didn't bleed by Validcode: 7:36pm On Dec 14, 2019
Abscence of blood doesn't mean she's not a virgin. We need to learn to trust the people we claim to love. If you doubt her you shouldn't have had sex with her.

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Family / Re: Post Your Christmas Wish Here, Maybe You'll Get Lucky by Validcode: 8:24pm On Dec 12, 2019
I want a baby.

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Validcode: 2:51pm On Dec 08, 2019
Good day all, I just saw an advert for this product has anyone heard of it? Also what do you great mothers think of Swissgarde products.
I'm seriously considering using either of the two. Please help put mouth for my matter. Please help this fruitful woman. Modified with tears.

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Career / Re: My Heart Felt Message To GRADUATES Teaching In Private Primary/secondary Schoo by Validcode: 2:54pm On Jul 28, 2019
Career / Nigerian Graduates Needed by Validcode: 2:50pm On Jul 28, 2019
Nigerian graduates please find a way to stay in one of these 3 places if one of your parents is not a politician, has an established business/company or highly connected individual.

Move to either Lagos, Abuja or Port Harcourt. These are the places where opportunities are available for one to secure a job without knowing someone.

If you decide to remain in your home state, try and look into mechanized farming.

I read the story of the graduate teaching in a private school in Ilorin on the thread below.
https://www.nairaland.com/5326547/heart-felt-message-graduates-teaching

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Validcode: 2:38pm On Jul 28, 2019
Please help. This thing seems incurable. I suspect that it's the remnant of a foetus that somehow got stuck in my uterus. I've given up hope of ever having a pregnancy, that is why I rarely come to this page again.

All the hospitals and herbs sellers are only concerned about making a profit.

Health / Laparoscopy by Validcode: 6:07am On Jul 16, 2019
Good day, everyone, please who knows where i can get laparoscopic surgery in Lagos. My hospital said #200K, i can't afford that. Please help.
Politics / Re: Ololade Abdullai Is Not MC Oluomo's Son by Validcode: 10:58am On Jun 23, 2019
Lanretoye:
what's your gain after this pain?



I have watched the boy's father and relatives trying to connect with his children for more than 10 years. The man has been very sad over this.
Politics / Re: Ololade Abdullai Is Not MC Oluomo's Son by Validcode: 10:55am On Jun 23, 2019
Afamed:

Keep quiet and find a decent job for living



I can put you on a salary that will end poverty in your clan.
Politics / Re: Ololade Abdullai Is Not MC Oluomo's Son by Validcode: 10:50am On Jun 23, 2019
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Politics / Re: Ololade Abdullai Is Not MC Oluomo's Son by Validcode: 7:29am On Jun 23, 2019
Born2Breed:



That boy resemble MC nor be small.

You guys should do a DNA whatever, MC was definitely sleeping with the woman when she was married to the Abulahi or whatever.
That maybe the reason she took the kids away with the help of MC.


So a hookup of less than 5years can produce a boy that old?
The woman used the children to punish the father and it got out of hand.
Nigerian women in America have a new game, marry a man and take all he has, dump him and move on to the next guy. In another year or so, she'll be with another man.
Politics / Re: MC Oluomo’s Son Earns $2.7m In Scholarships In US by Validcode: 10:05pm On Jun 22, 2019
peepydelano:
He is biological son,Akinsanya is his saw name,the boy bears ololade and Abdullahi as his name,mc oluomos full name is Musiliu Ayinde Akinsanya.All his kids bears Akinsanya as their surname.


So you know my family more than I do? The father of the boy bathed and fed me as a child.
Politics / Ololade Abdullai Is Not MC Oluomo's Son by Validcode: 8:20pm On Jun 22, 2019
Ololade Abdullai is not Mc Oluomo's son. The boy's parents have three children together, then later broke up. The mother refused the father access to the children. Each time the man gets close to contacting the children the mother Wunmi, cuts him off. The house she still stays in belongs to Mr Abdullai who is equally doing well financially, he's from a prosperous Lagos family which is what attracted Wunmi to him initially. Mc came into her life not too long ago.That is why the mother said "modupe Oluwa to bami gberumi". The biological father of the boy and his relatives have been trying to establish contact for over 10 years and the mother blocked them out.
The boy's relatives are kind of happy Oluomo posted the boy's success on social media, cause they now know that he and his
siblings are alive and well.
When you check pictures of Oluomo's wives on the internet, Wunmi has never been present until this one.

Politics / Re: MC Oluomo’s Son Earns $2.7m In Scholarships In US by Validcode: 8:04pm On Jun 22, 2019
baby124:
The father is probably a naturally intelligent person too. He no just get opportunity. That’s why he’s smart enough to arrange the future of his children. Congrats to the young lad.



The natural father (not Mc) of the boy is intelligent. The man and the wife broke up and the wife bloked all access to the children.
Politics / Re: MC Oluomo’s Son Earns $2.7m In Scholarships In US by Validcode: 1:07pm On Jun 22, 2019
baby124:
The father is probably a naturally intelligent person too. He no just get opportunity. That’s why he’s smart enough to arrange the future of his children. Congrats to the young lad.


True, he's not MC's biological son. Abdulahi is his father's name.
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Validcode: 5:15pm On May 26, 2019
Flakky26:


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It works well for most people and at different doses. With 2.5 mg a week, some people will see a drop in their prolactin levels, while for others higher doses will do the job. There are side effects, but they are bearable when compared with other drugs such as bromergon.
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Validcode: 2:02am On May 26, 2019
mumihaja:


@legendmother, you go soon open fertility hospital grin

most husbands will not agree otherwise you can buy the insemination kit and do it at home...





Do you know where one can get this kit in Lagos/Nigeria?
Romance / Re: My Husband Always Complain Of My Dry Vagina. by Validcode: 4:41am On May 19, 2019
IamBornToWin:
I think i've seen something like that. Mostly sold by hausa people but the one they sale is dry compare to what u showed me.


You crack the dry dates to remove the seed inside, soak and blend before combining with the other ingredients.
Romance / Re: How To Hypnotise Your Man Forever ( Ashawo And Hausa Women Secret Revealed ) by Validcode: 4:35am On May 19, 2019
Interesting topic. I am a fan of tigernut milk and dates.

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