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Damn! I love me so j's mehn!

The kind thunder wey go fire you if you no provide that pishure ehn...

odikwa egwu

This shiii ain't FP worthy

why waste resources on this space?
*hisses*
*sags my trouser*
*pops my collar*
*Adjusts my shades*
and gallants out...

softysparky:
In d bedroom, oya cum join me.

With all pleasure ma'am

*Jumps down from my iroko tree
*Runs with the speed of Bolt..
*Arrives at location*
*Busts door open*
*jumps in bed*
The rest belongs to history

Were you mindf#cked too when you were doing it.

Godmother:
If you are thinking of getting this phone , pls don't. Its a complete waste of funds.

that will be in my next life

A thumb

Godmother:
Not at all, my dear.
I bought this SOLO android phone a few months ago and it has been one issue after the other

Exactly what I envisaged

softysparky:
I agree.

where have you been?

Have not been seeing ya around

Asaba sure pass

As cool as ice... Ask anybody

lol... Challenging Apple?

in skale's voice.. *its ohk*

Just like the boy at the Tiananmen square

How come our soldiers are becoming gallant these days?

Igbo girls rocks!

Warris this?

Is that the miss endowed errybody is talking about?

I ain't seeing Noffin

You know this is one of the reasons why google is there

You denying your blood now old man?

Lol... I like the boy's facial expression

Especially the one with the old man like face

One word...

Lame!!

Taking pleasure in walking around stark naked? with his Joystick swinging to and fro?


Which father does this


I can't imagine my old man in such situation...

I personally will slap the sense back into him

seems this Op has not come across Umumpama primary school located in Oba

aminae:
MY DEAR DO NOT LET THAT STOP U FRM SEARCHING FOR THE RIGHT RELIGION, THE BIBLE SAYS SEARCH AND YOU WILL FIND.
WE HAVE SO MANY FALSE PROPHET BUT KEEP ON SEARCHING AND BACK IT UP WITH PRAYER GOD WILL REWARD YOUR SEARCH.!

Sorry missy, have heard this crap thousands of times. I've gotten to discover that earthly lives can be more joyful, meaningful and "healthy" when not lived within narrow limits set by faith-related concerns for the state of an individual's soul

However, God is dead to his own generation of men and women , killed by an indifference that was itself directly related to a pronounced cultural shift away from faith towards rationalism and morality.

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OMG! were there people in that tricycle?

LOL

The person that brought up that marketing strategy for.coca cola must be a freaking genius

All there plagiarized works all over nairaland tho'