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lol... which belle wan contain this one?

Just get her perspirants

Wow... shiii's gettinq real wif time

Nice piece...

Look at em real rappers here while kanye keeps messing around with his 'jesus piece'

warris this

why did you give 1.5k at first knowing it's just 2h

lol .. so the nigha then has to get himself outta the mess his own way I guess?

I hope this explains something

Logicalmind:
A quick Nairaland search on Logicalmindy.
My last thread;
Decode55 was hating.
I trust my guy Naijaboiy.
Thanks Valmunich, Romanciella, Kachisbarbie etc
Mrsbreezy has deactivated.

Djeezy! I trust you my guy.
Many already deactivated moniker that gave me a mention - i'm blushing.
Sweet Marieolae's mentioned me on her diary.
Unibenstudent, i was your worst nightmare. Sorry
Dechandel been mentioning my moniker; you gat a crush on me. (joking)
Airforce1, never been wan deactivate since then.

Hi everyone!

lol... this bond is strong

welcome back tho'

how is this funny

lol.. seems they're banning all whatsapp plus users

lol.. this is pretty shitty

Now this is really striking!

Lmao

Unibenstudent:
ok agreed ,but still you shouldn't have such about yourself.

Dickkkheadd

Unibenstudent:
why would u say that about urself

you see what I mean.

Unibenstudent:
wetin the dude do boss?

I don't know why he's such a shithead

This Unibenstudent shaa

Starx:
You have no idea how big a fan I am. Wouldn't miss Stewie's catchphrase anywhere. Great to meet you

Aiii... I'm a big fan too, never thought i'd meet any here...
Nice meeting you too

This is not for Nigerians trust me

Starx:
Hold on...did I just meet a fellow Stewie fan??

wowww... is it that obvious?

Dann! you must be a big fan too to have noticed

tosyne2much:
Nice one Valmunich

May God increase you in wisdom and knowledge as you keep creatings FP worthy threads

I dey come

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Thanks bro

ogawisdom:
7. D lovers
This categories r usually young men who probably borrowed a car to take some chick out n ar usually seen during d wkend in d evening n night time smoochin a babe in front of their car in a slow moving traffic . They won't keep pace with d flow of d traffic bc they ve got their hands on other things thereby making every driver to want to overtake them.

8. D horner - this group r always blazing d horn in their car as if they jst learnt where there horn is located. Most naija drivers r guilt of this esp trailer n commercial buses. U dnt won't to b in a traffic jam with this group bc u may b takin a trip to an ear doctor afterwards

Op change road users in ur title to drivers

Lmao... Never thought of these

6 Types of Nigerian drivers
Please note that this discourse is not a generalization. In other words, it doesn’t necessarily mean that these are the exact type of people you’ll meet using the Nigerian road daily, we might have different opinions about this and hence, you’re free to add yours. Here are the types of people you’re probably going to meet while using a Nigerian road from my experience.
1. The learners
The first category is the learners. These set of people are usually slow and always stay at a particular side of a lane so as to make space for other oncoming drivers that will be overtaking them because of ‘speedophobia’ They barely know a thing about using the road. They usually don’t seem to understand or use most important road signals. Some in this category instead of using the learner sign, they’ll choose not to because they feel it’s degrading.
2. The meticulous drivers
This category comprises mostly of old men and few women. They strive towards perfection while using the road. They barely overtake any vehicle and when they do, it’s probably all these slow trailers and tankers. They always strive to maintain an average speed and wouldn’t mind if they are overtaken by lots of vehicles. Almost every dad and old people falls in this category.
3. The rough riders/speeders
This category consists mainly of young boys, usually drunks with their flashy cars who think they’re in the fast and furious movie or they’re a driver in the need for speed game. They drive to overtake every other road user like it’s a car racing with loud music emanating from their vehicle. This category runs into the risk of road accidents mostly.
4. The road greeters
An annoying category of road users that will stop their vehicles on the lane just to start exchanging greetings or passing information instead of parking by the side of the road hence, blocking other oncoming vehicles and the more annoying part is that people will be complaining and shouting at the duo, they still will act deaf and continue conversing.
5. The unnecessarily slow pokes
This is the most annoying category of all. This category just slows their vehicles in an expressway just for nothing sake making every other vehicle following them to maintain the same speed with their vehicle till you find a space to overtake them. I once had an experience that made me feel like going back to ram the dude’s trunk. I was patiently waiting for this guy for about five minutes, when I had the chance to overtake, I decided to steal a look and see why the guy was maintaining that kinda speed on an expressway. Guess what?? It was nothing! The brother was rather busy licking bananas and nodding his silly head to the car music.
6. The stoppers
This category derives joy in stepping on their car brakes unnecessarily. They step on their brakes even when the need is not there and it is more annoying when you’re directly following the vehicle on an expressway because (S)he will keep showing you the brake light and sometimes will stop abruptly and before you can interpret the signal, you’re already in collision with the bumper probably because of the speed you were maintaining.
Please, you guys should try and forgive my diction. I’m not a pro at this unlike my bro Tosyne2much and please don’t hesitate to add yours. Don’t stop the fun!

Cc kachisbarbie

you should be worried about she having more male friends than you

I feel for her.

missberrypop5:
even licking toothpaste

lol... did that too

laykorn:
Eating soap
You're one weird thing.
Ayamlaykorn

lol... I knew Noffin then

peeing on chicks jso the mother can chase me around

and eating soap

God bless this OP