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Jokes Etc › Re: She Broke Up With me Cus She Saw me Self Servicing by valmunich(m): 11:22am On Mar 02, 2015

Op pele oh...

why self service your johnbull when you already have a fiancee. huh

I guess she must be one of those Deeper life girls

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Shares Adorable Photos Of His 4-week Old Baby by valmunich(m): 11:18am On Mar 02, 2015

Son of Baddo...

May his days be Longete

Romance › Re: She Say She Loves Him by valmunich(m): 11:16am On Mar 02, 2015

Lawd! Thank you for not making me this kinda son to my parents

This nigga must be Mugu 128 grin

Singing p.squares MMS

Christianity Etc › Re: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by valmunich(m): 11:07am On Mar 02, 2015

naijaboiy:
And you just sit there obeying everything.

That was how one time I went to a church with my cousin during the holidays and the pastor was preaching endlessly.

Hunger don dey fire me as I no chop before I comot house.

Service started at seven and it was already 10 with no sign of its end at all. I was feeling very dizzy and so I decided to go outside and rest in the car and maybe probably find something to eat outside before I faint there.

Immediately I stood up and was walking towards the back door I heard a loud cry.

"And that is one of the demons over there! They can appear in different forms,,this one is looking calm and presentable,,ushers bring him forward"

They brought me forward to the pastor and I was really confused on what to say.

My shouts of "i'm not a demon! I'm not a demon o" aggravated the whole issue.

If you see SLAP!

I just kept dumb and let them continue with their prayers.

I never went to that church with my cousin again.

Hehehe

Most of these is the reason why I'm gradually giving up on religion and engrossing morality embedded in rationalism undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Question: Who Owns The rooster That Crowed After Peter Denied Jesus? by valmunich(op): 9:54am On Mar 01, 2015

ginawest:
APGA

LMAO

Christianity Etc › Question: Who Owns The rooster That Crowed After Peter Denied Jesus? by valmunich(op): 8:28am On Mar 01, 2015

Please, this is an easy question and the correct answer gets something, trust me cool

So since I've been reading the bible and listening to the gospel, this question though seems funny has been troubling my mind for quite a while

I shoot...

Who owns the cock that crowed after peter denied Jesus thrice huh

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Phones › Re: Share The Story of How You Cracked Your Phone Screen, Your Reaction ?? by valmunich(m): 4:43pm On Feb 27, 2015

Joel3:
Terribly bad and carelessness of you.

Nairaland General › Re: "86% Of People Reading This Will Not Find The Mistake In This by valmunich(m): 4:29pm On Feb 26, 2015

Lame

Romance › Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by valmunich(m): 3:47pm On Feb 26, 2015

The nigga couldn't even wait an hour for a counter thread grin

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Politics › Re: Jega-must-go Protest In Warri, Delta State [see Pictures] by valmunich(m): 3:25pm On Feb 26, 2015

Can anything good come out of wafftown grin

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Forum Games › Re: Girls What Do U Think?! by valmunich(m): 3:21pm On Feb 26, 2015

diddydiva:
Because he is to be blamed

why? the man is working !!

it's these lazy ass dudes like the OP that is turning Nigeria into what it is becoming undecided

Celebrities › Re: Meet Basketmouth's Beautiful And Super Adorable 5 Year Old Daughter by valmunich(m): 3:19pm On Feb 26, 2015

she's Adorable

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Nairaland General › Re: Now That I've Got Your.... by valmunich(m): 3:17pm On Feb 26, 2015

Attentionbarbie:
Why nau

Someone even liked it .

That was me grin

I figured out you are in dire need of this attention
Hence, you've got yourself a fan cool

Forum Games › Re: Girls What Do U Think?! by valmunich(m): 3:15pm On Feb 26, 2015

diddydiva:
I blame GEJ

You guys are so quick to blame errytin on Gej undecided

Nairaland General › Re: 10 Types Of Customers In Nigerian Restaurants by valmunich(m): 2:11pm On Feb 26, 2015

Tallesty1:
No bad news yet, I fank God.

I will email you later today.

Aiii

Nairaland General › Re: 10 Types Of Customers In Nigerian Restaurants by valmunich(m): 2:03pm On Feb 26, 2015

Tallesty1:
I am good bro.

How school nah?

School's fine, just trying...

and how's work?

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Pictures Taken With Mobile Phone by valmunich(m): 2:02pm On Feb 26, 2015

Hmmmm... Bro, never you of a people will be this jobless cool

Nairaland General › Re: 10 Types Of Customers In Nigerian Restaurants by valmunich(m): 1:58pm On Feb 26, 2015

Tallesty1:
xup bro

I'm good...

wbu?

Celebrities › Re: Sad News: Seyi Law & Wife Lose Their Newborn Baby Girl. by valmunich(m): 1:56pm On Feb 26, 2015

I love my space

Nairaland General › Re: 10 Types Of Customers In Nigerian Restaurants by valmunich(m): 1:54pm On Feb 26, 2015

vjsmiles:
TEN TYPES OF THIS TEN TYPES OF THAT

UNA NO DEY TAYA?
PATIENTLY WAITING FOR TEN TYPES OF TOOTHPICK

NO OFFE?NSE

Hypocrite

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Nairaland General › Re: 10 Types Of Customers In Nigerian Restaurants by valmunich(m): 1:50pm On Feb 26, 2015

So funny I forgot to laugh undecided

Fashion › Re: When Last Did You Patch/mend Ur Clothes by valmunich(m): 1:47pm On Feb 26, 2015

geogolddanielz:
....... u must b on of them haters......shame on you

pls who are you again and what's your point?

Phones › Re: Share The Story of How You Cracked Your Phone Screen, Your Reaction ?? by valmunich(m): 1:45pm On Feb 26, 2015

My phone has so cracked that it no longer seems new to me whenever it happens...

I just take it as one of those inevitable stuffs in life

The only worry and fear I usually have is the money for changing the screen.

I have to lie each time for it Buh its all good cool

Phones › Re: Share The Story of How You Cracked Your Phone Screen, Your Reaction ?? by valmunich(m): 1:42pm On Feb 26, 2015

Fashion › Re: When Last Did You Patch/mend Ur Clothes by valmunich(m): 1:41pm On Feb 26, 2015

what the heck is wrong wif these people? undecided

Celebrities › Re: Elle Magazine Lists Zuriel Oduwole Among The Most Powerful Women In 2014 by valmunich(m): 1:37pm On Feb 26, 2015

Talk about girls with potentials

Career › Re: Why You Should Not Be A Banker - A Bank's Stakeholder by valmunich(m): 1:37pm On Feb 26, 2015

Some banker's wife be like grin

Kachisbarbie:
Rubbish

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Family › Re: Her Six Months Old Baby Gazes Sternly At Her During Sex- She's Worried. by valmunich(m): 1:21pm On Feb 26, 2015

Good job!
keep it up guys!

Trust me, that kid is learning a lot

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Forum Games › Re: Girls What Do U Think?! by valmunich(m): 1:12pm On Feb 26, 2015

Oh! Nigeria... look what you've done to our youths sad

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