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amdrowning: I don't know if this thread had been created before but I feel we could all have fun.Even those that didn't give anything can still comment.
As for me,I gave my girl a new phone(I do this every year though) and a New tablet(new addition) and this is what I got" woah Boo..all these for me!!God bless you and a long kiss on my lips"
Shuo!!! This girl don brag that she was saving up to get me something nice for xmas as this was our 2nd year together and she wanted to surprise me.

ferdimako: but wait oh..how pesin wey one dick or hole no dey do, go come dey manage one now because of marriage? dis cheating shld be renamed and accepted as part of us.

Huh!!!

SAFO: What would be your reaction?

Would you immediately seek a divorce?

I don't claim to be a perfect man, far from it anyway and yet I've never cheated on my wife since we got married. I did mess around a bit while we were dating but there really wasn't a commitment in place so I don't feel as if I've acted unfairly.

Honestly, if my wife cheated I don't know if I would get a divorce (probably for the sake of the kids) but I would definitely stop loving her. I'm my eyes she wouldn't be the same person anymore. My wife is supposed to belong to me and the thought of her with some other guy would severely taint my perception of her. I wouldn't be able to look her in the face and not feel disgusted. I wouldn't want to touch her or comfort her anymore. In short I would despise her.

The mere thought repulses me and now that I think of it, it would probably do more harm than good to stay together. People always claim that you can forgive and forget but to what extent can one maintain this belief? Isn't marriage supposed to be a sanctified bond that can not be undone by anyone but God?

Do others share this belief or is this too extreme on one end of the spectrum?

I share ur views 100%. To be married (even with kids) and not cheat on ur wife is a very great achievement and i'll advice u to stay that way. Respect ur matrimonial bed at all times. U carry ur matrimonial bed wherever u go, ur body belongs to her alone and its the matrimonial bed i speak of.
There is bound to be very stiff temptations coming ur way for u to cheat. Just stay away from too much alcohol, inviting another lady over to ur house when u re alone, amongst many other things.
THUMBS UP GUY!

faporori24: Nah there you dey go ask ya fada how dem born you i think you want hear the super story go learn no belle no marriage i cant marry Naija used TOKUNBO girls never BIKO

Please urself then, but don't mention my parents, cos they ain't ur mates.
And if u'll answer a post with an insult, it'ld have been best if u just read and not post. What, u want to be heard?

Okija_juju: YES o!!

The number of Damaged goods walking around our c=society, calling themselves women are too much.. He will marry you, all he wants are babes.. Whats so hard in that..

Do you agree that he can divorce you should you fail to produce babies for him after marriage and you are not entitled to even the g-string on your waste as divorce settlement?! IF YES! Then sign a fhucking pre-nupt and lets get the marriage on!!

Women wan use Christianity cover up their faults.. This trend is not new, our fore fathers did it.. Infact, the groom was supposed to test the bride to verify she was a virgin before marriage sef back in the day.. If na today, many of una go die single..

tatosh: I wish I could have a one on one with this Fat Pig called Okupe I desperately want to kill him with my bare hands

Easy Tiger, our time will come and we'll get him.

PROUD-IGBO:
^^^This ones bigotry and hatred looks like it's gotten the better of him; he makes the first bigoted post, and a few minutes later -still full of rage and bile- he returns and makes another one; both posts not directed at the Governor or Senator, but rather at Ndigbo in general!

Omo you get issues no be small......abi you dey see Ndigbo for ya sleep?

doctokwus: prisingly, Senator Anyanwu, who no doubt knew the convoy was that of the governor of Imo State, alighted from her car and ordered her Naval security personnel to open fire. The Senator slapped both the governor’s Aide Camp and Chief Detail. She also rained abuses on the governor,” Uzoukwa said.

Why am i not surprised at this? I very well know what a woman in power can do. They can be so damn rude. JEEZ!!!
And u bliv dat senator Anyanwu wud order her military guards to start shooting @a convoy,a gov's for dat matter,and dey wud obey?D way some of u reason @times is baffling to say d least.

byrron: yet educated carrier tribal demented Nigerians on nairaland will still fail to see that the people ruining this country are drawn from the 36 states of the federation.
Aneni,gej,doyin okupe and all other political criminals in this country are drawn from every part of the country.
the earlier some du.mb skulls realizes this fact and stop bringing tribal sentiments in all political issues the nearer our collective emancipation at hand

uihebom: I pray someone kill all your family dis year. Idiots all over the world only you people spill blood. So Allah fuc-k bar ask you people to do so abi? Why not pack yourself inside a gas chamber kill yourself cos Allah fuc-k bar is waiting for you in hell.

Troll: [size=13pt] See As The Woman Package The Story. Women! Quick To Play The Gender Card Whenever They Feel Insulted. I Dey Laff But E No Reach My Mind

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omonnakoda: These Okoro savages again

Why does it PAIN most Yorubas each time they here or see a news from the east. Is it because "THE THREE WISE MEN WERE FROM THE EAST" or cos "THE SUN RISES IN THE EAST"? Don't hate bro, all this is a natural law. I mean whats ur bitterness, anyway? No, seriously what is it?

Lilprocess: Hmm Igbo man and power,I dont know why igbo's abuse power

dirtymoney: tears of joy... N184 billion... do u know how much he's gonna make out of that? if u won a billion bucks.. i bet you, the first thing would be tears of joy!

Ol boy, u no wrong o. NA TEARS OF JOY, this F@ggot Gov. dey cry. He's going to embezzel a lot of dough.

pendusky: Hehehehe, the last time i checked on u, u wer in prison, i dont talk 2 exconvict coz they need time to fully recover! Sorry wrong Guy!

jacobscros: are hot babes in miniskirts and the club scene all there is to life?

huni_naija: Errrmmm lemme think... Yes, if he looks like van vicker and has the swags of idris elba, then it is possible... I wont deceive myself

pendusky: Why Seun? Who tell u he need a nimcompoop as a psychophant? Did u take ur drugs today? Abeg slow down b4 u bomb this place

Akshow: Dont blind me wit your bold print Abeg. Pathetic senseless imp

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