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PoliticsRe: Jonathan Steps Into Sambo’s N16billion Residence Contract Row by vanstanzy(m): 1:50pm On Dec 22, 2012
Sincere 9gerian: It is obvious that the president doesn't even know much about the N16billion Sambo's residence contract. For this same issue, the 'retardinhos' have attacked, abused and cursed GEJ. Do we really expect one man to know everything and be involved in everything? As far as I'm concerned, there are institutions and those institutions should do their work and where they fail, all attacks should be directed at them, not an 'omnipresent' president. In this case, where the contract sum appears too high, the senate committee should do their work(which they'r already doing), the budget office, ministry of office and other parties concerned in the project should also do their work. Where foul play is suspected, the law should take its course.
But I completely understand the retardinhos. It is always convenient for them to blame everything on an 'omnipresent' president so as to score cheap political points
Like one post said, change ur name from sincere 9gerian, cos aint noting sincere about u sad sad sad. U will be such a bad representation to the already bastardized Nigerian image when u leave the shores of this country. Hell, am even forced to start thinking u are one and the same person as Beaf, cos both of u see nothing wrong with the present administration.
Like i once wronte on my post to Beaf, pls say the truth for once. Haba! huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Steps Into Sambo’s N16billion Residence Contract Row by vanstanzy(m): 9:38am On Dec 22, 2012
alj harem: Gbammmmm Need I say more. When I talk, it's like Alj harem is against GEJ and that is not the case, it is glaring each day that Nigerian have made a mistake by voting this man in due to tribal sentiments.

16 billion Naira is ( one million in 16 thousand places so you can see what I am seeing) and we know a lot of Nigerians barely collect 100 thousand naira home. It would take a person earning 100000 a month, hundred and sixty thousand years to save up without spending a kobo. that 160 millenia shocked shocked shocked wicked leaders grin grin grin
Wicked leaders na small thing. I believe these leaders take their orders from THE DEPTHS OF HELL. angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Steps Into Sambo’s N16billion Residence Contract Row by vanstanzy(m): 9:34am On Dec 22, 2012
Sincere 9gerian: It is obvious that the president doesn't even know much about the N16billion Sambo's residence contract. For this same issue, the 'retardinhos' have attacked, abused and cursed GEJ. Do we really expect one man to know everything and be involved in everything? As far as I'm concerned, there are institutions and those institutions should do their work and where they fail, all attacks should be directed at them, not an 'omnipresent' president. In this case, where the contract sum appears too high, the senate committee should do their work(which they'r already doing), the budget office, ministry of office and other parties concerned in the project should also do their work. Where foul play is suspected, the law should take its course.
But I completely understand the retardinhos. It is always convenient for them to blame everything on an 'omnipresent' president so as to score cheap political points
U obviously don't know what u re yapping about and u re 99degrees crazy, ok. It'll be a total waste joining issues with u, this is just incase u want to reply this post. SMH!!! sad sad sad
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Steps Into Sambo’s N16billion Residence Contract Row by vanstanzy(m):
N16billion for a government quaters? What manner of leaders are these? Ok o, God is watching. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed I tell u, these Nigerian leaders wont rest until they milk the nation absolutely dry.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Owl Survives Head-on Collision With Pickup Truck by vanstanzy(m): 2:07pm On Dec 21, 2012
Sorry dude, this is Africa n such aint news around this part of the world. Funny thow! Next!!!
FamilyRe: Merry Christmas & Compliments Of The Season by vanstanzy(m): 2:00pm On Dec 21, 2012
losak9111: Love, Peace and Joy came down on earth on Christmas day to make you happy and cheerful. May Christmas spread cheer in your lives!Sending the warmest Christmas wishes to you and your family. May God shower his choicest blessings on you and your family this Christmas.
Same to u bro. May the Face of God Almighty smile on everyone of us now n beyond.
PoliticsRe: Aliyu Condemns Those Rejoicing Over Yakowa's Death by vanstanzy(m): 5:09pm On Dec 20, 2012
Those rejoicing over Gov. Yakowas' death are not human at all. They shouldn't buy for themselves the wrath of God. This goes to show how degraded our society is.
PoliticsRe: Police Ban Knock-Out This Season by vanstanzy(m): 5:07pm On Dec 20, 2012
Me thinks its cos it scares the $h!7 out of them, that's the main reason why it was banned. grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Why Do Nigerians Celebrate Whenever A Leader Dies ? by vanstanzy(m): 12:35pm On Dec 20, 2012
dederocs: Because they deserve to die...you know how many people their corruption and bad policies have frustrated to death?...death to all the whole corrupt leaders-petroleum minister,farouq all the criminal state governors etc.
Bros, calm down na people parents u dey talk sooo. Their reward will come to them when its time. Just a quick question, ARE U A MUSLIM? grin grin grin grin grin Cos all this death to this, death to that, na only muslims dey yarn like so.
No offence intended!
PoliticsRe: Why Do Nigerians Celebrate Whenever A Leader Dies ? by vanstanzy(m): 11:55am On Dec 20, 2012
musKeeto: LEADERS or POLITICAL OFFICE HOLDERS? undecided
The last leader we had was erm....
E don tay since Naija experience leadership last. No be only u wey no fit remember, me too.
PoliticsRe: Why Do Nigerians Celebrate Whenever A Leader Dies ? by vanstanzy(m): 11:48am On Dec 20, 2012
Even the Holy Bible says it, not quoting verbatim. There is rejoicing whenever an evil man dies. Not saying all our leaders are evil, though. QED!
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by vanstanzy(m): 10:01am On Dec 20, 2012
Cweetie: huh huh
Most ladies will feel too embarrassed to reply on this medium, cos it ain't private. But in the bedroom they won't. wink wink wink wink wink
PoliticsRe: FG To Conduct Census Of Jobless Nigerians In 2013... by vanstanzy(m): 9:52am On Dec 20, 2012
Its a very good and sound scheme, but trust that it'll be hijacked. TRUTH IS ALWAYS BITTER, LIKE THIS ONE.
PoliticsRe: FG To Conduct Census Of Jobless Nigerians In 2013... by vanstanzy(m): 9:42am On Dec 20, 2012
FG better get ready, cos they are in for a shocker. Unemployment rate for Naija no be beans.
My thinking is that FG will shy away from it, cos to me its an exercise in futility. They (FG) can always get an approx. figure just sitting where they are. But the most important thing is not counting the jobless, but actually providing jobs for the jobless. FG and their "merry-go-round" tactics again.
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by vanstanzy(m): 9:39am On Dec 20, 2012
bittyend: I love bo.obs, I tell ya. cheesy cheesy
SECONDED! wink wink wink
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by vanstanzy(m): 9:37am On Dec 20, 2012
amiskurie: Amiskurie cancer prevention center ACPC is an NGO aiming to reduce the risk of cancer of our Nigeria women(young & fresh ones though).ACPC offers free squeezing and sucking of all kinds of bobby,be it apple shaped,orange and mango shaped,but excluding pineapple shape cos those kinds are considered risky to me as a volunteer.
COME LET SUCK & SQUEEZE URS TODAY FOR BRAG RIGHT & EFFECTIVENESS. Thanks.
I beat u to it, i don already begin receive fine @ss customers in their hundreds. Ntoin! grin grin grin grin grin
CareerRe: Which Course Will You Discourage Your Child From Studying? by vanstanzy(m): 9:34am On Dec 20, 2012
Magicdon: How Do I Burn My Lost Phone With The IMEI Serial Number? I lost my phone I tried burning it by sending the serial number to the same serial the message refused to send. I sent it with mtn sim, it dint send, tellin me message failed. Then, I sent it wit my etisalat it got sent, but told me not delivered n they deducted 15naira from my etisalat airtime
Eyaah sorry. Having ur phone stolen can be very painful. But all this cheap thieves wey dey steal phone, God dey watch una. This life or next, u must deliver the stolen phone to the owner.
CareerRe: Which Course Will You Discourage Your Child From Studying? by vanstanzy(m): 9:30am On Dec 20, 2012
Theater arts and hotel management. Theatre arts, because in the movie industry ladies especially have to sleep with all the directors before she makes a big break. Hotel management, cos of the rate of sexual immorality in that Tourism industry.
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by vanstanzy(m): 9:22am On Dec 20, 2012
But wait o, BU*TT SQUEEZING nko? Have scientist forgotten that there could be cancer of the NYASH?
Anyways, this is the BEST discovery scientists have made since the ozone layer depletion.
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by vanstanzy(m): 9:17am On Dec 20, 2012
Mehn guyz, those kidnappers holding Nkiru Sylvanus may have already started squeezing the chics' boobs shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked. Lets go set her free ASAP wink wink wink wink wink. Where's Mercy Johnson when u need her?
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by vanstanzy(m): 9:13am On Dec 20, 2012
I have a feeling, that 2nites' gonna be a good nite, that 2nites' gonna be a good, goodniiite grin grin grin grin grin. My wifes' in for a goood time. What the heck am i saying? my wifes' bosom is already mine for the squeezing. grin grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by vanstanzy(m): 8:49am On Dec 20, 2012
emilyone: where are the boobs squeezers grin
i need mine squeezed asap ........ grin
Here i cu*m darling. Hope u're fine girl though with all the right mounds? grin grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by vanstanzy(m): 8:47am On Dec 20, 2012
And i had half tot they meant, squeezing a ladys' bu*tt "can stop cancer". Mehn, that would have been FUN. grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Describe Year 2012 In One Word by vanstanzy(m): 8:43am On Dec 20, 2012
Blossomy!!!
RomanceRe: 10 Keys To Healthy Relationships: A Must Read!!!!! by vanstanzy(m): 5:06pm On Dec 19, 2012
THANKS OP FOR THE TIP. I REALLY COULD MAKE USE OF SOME ADVICE HERE.
PoliticsRe: SSS Detained Journalist Over Chime's Death Story by vanstanzy(m): 5:05pm On Dec 19, 2012
Had_one: WHY THE REPORT SINCE NOT CONFIRMED?
IT WAS CLEARLY WRITTEN, REFERRING TO CHIMES' RUMOURED DEATH AS "UNCONFIRMED", SO THIS SUDDEN TWIST, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
LIKE SOMEONE RIGHTLY WROTE, IS IT BAD FOR ONE TO FALL ILL?
PoliticsRe: SSS Detained Journalist Over Chime's Death Story by vanstanzy(m): 4:56pm On Dec 19, 2012
I DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SSS. PUNCH REPORTED THE NEWS OF CHIMES' DEATH AS UNCONFIRMED. SO WHATS SSS' HEADACHE?
RomanceRe: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by vanstanzy(m): 4:50pm On Dec 19, 2012
nollywood20: [size=18pt]Good and well written advice.
But for Nigerian girls and women, it is easier said than done.[/size]

My bro does it best.
Once he ends a relationship, he deletes all contact details.
He ended a relationship with his live in lover on January 1, 1999 and he has never communicated with her till date and even when she sent her number to him through his younger brother, he did not call.

[size=18pt]But in most cases, ex girlfriends always look for ways of returning for favours, flings and even to snatch back the guys. Example is Rihanna.[/size]

An ex-girlfriend after traditional marriage wants to return.
Another ex-girlfriend who is married is always flirting with the guy.
Another ex-girlfriend who is engaged still prefers the exciting life of the guy, because her husband is boring.
Another ex-girlfriend even hisses whenever she sees the guy with another girl and was even stalking him.
The list is endless.
Some guys are just too hot to be ignored.
Ex-girlfriends often feel miserable when they see you dating or married to a prettier and sexier woman that makes them to look small. grin

[size=18pt]Ex-girlfriends in Nigeria don't have the heart to make a clean break.
Their ex-boyfriends can even sleep with them if they persuade them. [/size]
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RomanceRe: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by vanstanzy(m): 4:47pm On Dec 19, 2012
dabrake: Too much story. Tell her you just lost your job. It will work anytime
ITS SURE TO WORK LIKE MAGIC. TRUST OUR NAIJA GIRLS, THEY'LL QUICKLY BRAND U AN NFA (NO FUTURE AMBITION) AND WALK ON.

MONEY WORKS ON MOST OF OUR GIRLS LIKE THE EFFECT OF HONEY ON BEES.
RomanceRe: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by vanstanzy(m): 12:34pm On Dec 19, 2012
JUST TELL HER U USED TO BE A GHOST OR GET R.I.P. PRINTED PICTURES OF BEAUTIFUL LADIES AND CARELESSLY PLACE THEM SO SHE'LD FIND THEM AND ASK QUESTIONS, THEN GIVE HER A STORY THAT ALL UR FORMER LOVERS DYING MYSTERIOUSLY, UNTIL SHE CAME ALONG. SHE'S SURE TO ZAP!grin grin grin
MANY MORE WEIRD IDEAS COMING UP LATER.

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