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yea... very bad, I started driving last year..... a lil bit late

aii

dude came back....... ori to ba ma jeko

numerous.....

oshi

2000 naira gown...... 2000 naira shoe,...... 1000_naira for flowers and sh!t .....

don't ask me if that's my plan, I av more than 5k for Bae

just as ours was fast to the ones before us...
16-17 of nowadays is more or less like 21 22 of those days

its harsh.... very harsh of you to ladies

yaqq:
bros chill, she jst actually proved wat u posted

dude... you the real MVP bro, I Don laff tire

ehn ehn..... you want to turn it to bore hole so quick abi

the mistakes girls make....... rich guys too PM

canada

just like me bro...... I don't know how to persist at all, but its what girls want

*copied article* (bad luck for a nigga)



Just the other day when I was going to oshodi, I was waiting to board a bus when I sighted this girl, I can't say she is very pretty but she is so much my type..... she was also waiting for bus and I decided to flirt a little bit.

that was how I approached her and she started forming as usual, she told me to say what I wanted to say cos she will leave if a bus arrives.... for some weird reason I didn't care about the potential embarrassment I was about to face so I kept talking and she was paying very little attention.

it was all getting boring until one small wicked wind blew towards us and made something enter her eyes(both eyes).... she started scratching her eyes deeply so I took her off public and then helped her blow her eyes.... where the whole yawa began was when I asked her to try and open the eyes and she opened and said "I can't see anything" jesu, cant see wetin.........I quickly rushed to a shop nearby and bought a bottle water, I helped her rinse her face but still she ain't seeing anything.

I sighted a pharmacy so I decided to take her there.... at first I asked them for a bowl with water so she can open her eyes in water, it didn't work.
the pharmacy attendant advised me to buy an eye drop.. I bought it an applied and sat down for a while, after like 10 minutes she suddenly said "ah its opened, I can now see".

she collected my number so she can thank me later cos she is already late.... I've just been thanking God since then cos what really helped me was that the girl wasn't a superstitious person or else the whole bus stop would have pounced on me and I would have been on aunty Linda's headline like " boy use girl's eyes for ritual" + untrue details.

my flirty attitude has reduced ever since

cc. lalasticlala

lmao

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okay peeps,..... every single one of you guys have the right to do *what the title says*

enjoy

I go ask question like mad

is that why u wanna get married, because of the ring?

wife material

that's north for you.... na knife sure pass

just throw me in the middle and come back for my corpse later .

in drakes voice * I love my girls BBW*

I still dont get the phone thing..... I use to give my girl my phone all the time.

and trust me, I just stopped cheating cos it ain't worth it

if this is true...... then apparently, I have never been in love

CaroLyner:
. just stop picking their calls.they'll get the scope.

that's harsh.... heartlessness at its peak

you should care about human feelings cos you human too you know

I actually do all this.... but it still turns out dirty

mods somehow find it exciting banning

What's with these Kenyans and looking like idiots while people would want to kill themselves....

but she is not carrying anything na...... hand dey pain am?

why do you think like this na...... so because he asked u to pray means he predicted the crash abi.....