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LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by Vavavoom(m): 11:59pm On Sep 14, 2010
hear! Hear!, Y words like lameass dey change to backside? angry
Seun dis ur bot come misrepresent while flowing on my blindside
changing my rhymzo without regards  for copyright?! angry
we go see Oputa the next time to enforce my patent rights grin

Joecoollorenzo dis name come make me shout Kilode? wink
sounds like Joe is Cool and G's sometimes dey call am Lorenzo smiley
two of una drop una debut and e come hot like a summer day
reminds me of that skilful Belgian wey name be Enzo
who dribbled the whole backline possessed like im hold the Opus Dei cheesy
leave im enemy in awe dem come nickname am the Virtuoso

Just like Enzo our own maedan na pidgin maestro wink
with brain wey rich and high like Kilimanjaro
pidgin flow wey cold pass AC for Milan wink
Each time I read her flow omo me I dey learn
Va-va-va-va-voom she scribe dribbles like Thierry Henry cool
truly she dey make feel like say I shack Campari cheesy



LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by Vavavoom(m): 11:58pm On Sep 14, 2010
hear! Hear!, Y words like lameass dey change to backside? angry
Seun dis ur bot come misrepresent while flowing on my blindside
changing my rhymzo without regards for copyright?! angry
we go see Oputa the next time to enforce my patent rights grin

Joecoollorenzo dis name come make me shout Kilode? wink
sounds like Joe is Cool and G's sometimes dey call am Lorenzo smiley
two of una drop una debut and e come hot like a summer day
reminds me of that skilful Belgian wey name be Enzo
who dribbled the whole backline possessed like im hold the Opus Dei cheesy
leave im enemy in awe dem come nickname am the Virtuoso

Just like Enzo our own maedan na pidgin maestro wink
with brain wey rich and high like Kilimanjaro
pidgin flow wey cold pass AC for Milan wink
Each time I read her flow omo me I dey learn
Va-va-va-va-voom she scribe dribbles like Thierry Henry cool
truly she dey make feel like say I shack Campari cheesy



PoliticsRe: Why I Dumped Jonathan For IBB, By Dokpesi (Zoning) by Vavavoom(m): 2:06pm On Sep 14, 2010
I have read Gadogado's rebuttals and can't seem to understand his insistence on not changing the rule or moving the zoning/rotationdepending on who you plan on deceiving goal post mid way but has evasively refused to answer the question of a change from regions contributing to the centre during the groundnut era to the centre taking charge of allotment upon the discovery of oilshocked. Maybe I should repeat the question, Where has the groundnut gone?

On a personal level I find it disturbing when educated folks would rather champion ethnicity rather than competencein matters of leadership on the basis of prevailing realitiesI think more about the fear of change than anything. So instead of sensitizing people around one to vote for a competent Buhari or have a Tunde Bakare lead us for example the admonishment is all for zoning based on ethno-religious sentiments angry.

I couldn't help but realise upon reading 8 pages that what binds us is thin & stretching and sooner will give way. Hurting Igbos, dissatisfied and harbouring deep-seated grudge are waiting to move on yet none to pacify them of injustices meted out before & after 66, and continues till date. Then there's the case of the niger deltan, he sees his resources being controlled by another whose authority he is prevented from determining. He sees profligacy by another, the arbiter of his estate-his grieviance just like his Igbo neighbour is real, near and present. Besides, there's the Hausa-fulani, the man in whose hands susbsist power to give and to take back for over 30 years in a period of 44 years! It is sad that the coming voting exercise has already the denouement of power capturing instead of nation building through servicewe need more than ever to talk the way we desire to live together. A system in which few progress against the many is bound to elicit anger and violent change down the road.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by Vavavoom(m): 10:42am On Sep 14, 2010
^^^
Ogbonge Maedan, our mama for luv rhymes wink
100 page nonsense mostly tongue in cheek jibes angry
me and you know say sarcasm na anoda form of wit cheesy
kpo kpo egberi wey just dey burn like Russian wheat shocked


Gossip dem yarn say dat Plat chick na lame ass grin
luv left cold sour like ogbono soup fast fast grin
shows you how inherent we beg baba for anoda's fall angry
so dat we fit laff-sing their broke ass like Simon Paul cheesy

But to be gbo gbo big dat tu na serious crime sad
pretend to b nuveau riche even without a dime embarassed
false cosmetic personality, fake-her all for some fleeting show cheesy
just like some made up babes with braids on Channel O! wink

I no fit laf I no fit cry just come dey read like say na JAMB undecided
beef wey people cut 4 there big pass wetin comot from Lamb cheesy
of how Olu-butta come turn to kpako all just for one day glam embarassed
and pour all yakata of yawa upon her and her fam sad

So if you dey read dis gbo gbo ti gbo wey me sef dey yarn wink
no think like many say I don dey follow sing their psalms lipsrsealed
of condemn and sama accuse nodoby I don wanna harm cool
Today na Plat, tomorrow Rooney why should I give a damn cheesy
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by Vavavoom(m): 2:57pm On Sep 13, 2010
Things dey move in a slow mo, but gud to see una again wink
32 pages and going gung-ho, sweet tori like flavor from mai suya stick smiley
wey we dey share for tombo joint cheesy, better pass garri and plantain
Oroboskibo ba-by grin, see amusement from dis fat chick
going down with ease like Westham, inside Chez Queeneth's inn
she come dey make us kolo, see guys come dey scratch dem 'rick
just like d Plat tori, we come break loose & no fit maintain
each one don gbo-gbo yan yan, like boiz whose skull don dey thick grin
PoliticsRe: Facebook Generation Gears Up To Monitor Nigeria Poll by Vavavoom(m): 4:03pm On Sep 08, 2010
It may appear insignificant against the might of would-be riggers of (s)election but let history record your part that in such a moment you stood up, did something against oppression and sided with positive change. This should be the spirit and the attitude we take to the polls.
PoliticsRe: Tafawa Balewa Was Not Killed By Soldiers: Mbu by Vavavoom(m): 3:37pm On Sep 08, 2010
History is a beautiful thing but more often than not it is written by the victors, people who have hanged ''heroes''.
In this story, our story, the Nigerian story I strongly doubt if the actors were alive today the true motive of their actions would have been told. It is why we haven't healed and continue to haemorrhage of distrust. Babangida is alive and hearty yet has refused to tell us why he annuled the election of 93, instead disjointed and made-up stories filter through as the reason for annulment. Someday he'll pass on and another chapter will then be made public. I prefer we talk now, civily and dissect matters of common interest, to decide wether to continue as one or go our separate ways.

Whatever anybody says here, the motive of each actor died with them.  Wether Igbo, Hausa or Yoruba, even Niger delta, we all must know now that the strings that bind us are at their pressured threshold.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wayne Rooney 'slept With Prostitute While Wife Coleen Was Pregnant' by Vavavoom(m): 9:37am On Sep 08, 2010
For me,
there are 33 men trapped 700m underneath a mine in Chile who may never earn a quarter of Wazza's annual pay in their lifetime!Things should be kept in perspective.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by Vavavoom(m): 9:50am On Sep 01, 2010
Back on the block watching una rhymes flow like Victoria falls
Maedan, pastor, gaurantor, mentor; shcweeeps see actor grin
Abi na 9ja film wey one persin dey play all? cheesy
Ruude Boy, critic u flow like Simon on the X-factor
Gee, u too sempe, each time u flow e b like make I have a ball
just like Barca players you roll words 2 win like u r on a tour
pidigin mimming (s)hi* tight like Joke's delivery when she's on a call
jos to keep in touch see as I dey sweat like nama from my pores
abeg make una do d collabo make we go step to for a dancehall
Maedan-Ruddie love-joint dropping it like D'Caprio in the Aviator
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Group Vows To Frustrate Jonathan by Vavavoom(m): 1:32pm On Aug 31, 2010
Comedy of errors by clowns, men of deceit their hype they believe
Atiku, IBB even JEG; different names, same clowns-bunch of shadow chasers
PoliticsRe: Waiver: Atiku Threatens Pdp With Court Action ! by Vavavoom(m): 10:50pm On Aug 24, 2010
lol, karma maybe slow but it is sure to come. Atiku is an embodiment of greed, the disease of the ''big'' and powerful but visionless group that has plagued and stagnated our development. Make im carry dem go Hague if im like grinas u make your bed Atiku---
PoliticsRe: Let Us Put Our House In Order, Says Obasanjo ! by Vavavoom(m): 2:18pm On Aug 24, 2010
koko_oro:
Listen to the message not the messenger. At least, he speaks the truth.
The Listeners' ears hear this message whose messenger has the power to effect the message! We know and have solutions to what we desire as a nation, the problem has never been the message but the bringers whose cumulative greed embarassed continue to prevail over the common good sought by the message!
TravelRe: Why Is It Difficult To Return Home? by Vavavoom(m): 2:01pm On Aug 24, 2010
Good debating spirit. subconscioulsy we are at that crossroads when something must give as a people.
Naturally the right to survive and instinctively well takes preceedence with every racenot a black or nigerian thingand people tend towards comfort if available even if expensive. But there's a truth to the other side of the story albeit a Nigerian one, that our land of birth will never be developed by another but us. While we've gone out and progressed our brilliance in hinterlands can only mask our ability to reproduce same success back home for so long. There's a part of every diasporan that seek that change which brings success but the price is steep and wrapped in the fear of the unknown. Like I said we are at that crossraods where we'll have sacrifice to effect change or continue in comfort and our land remain desolate and in the grip of a thieving few. Make we think.
PoliticsRe: Let Us Put Our House In Order, Says Obasanjo ! by Vavavoom(m): 1:09pm On Aug 24, 2010
^^^ Ajanlekoko, bros true talk. Impunity abounds for them that are at the corridors of power to hold at a time until it becomes evident the end is near and a purpose to life's meaning therefrom eagerly sought. persin wey wan help you repair your car shock first dig swallowing hole say make u drive enter come out from the other end before e go fix your shock embarassed . The thing about life is that we all get to that point where a pause is needed and our conscience get pricked albiet momentarily, the picture of the many suffering become plastered in our memory and we fight the other ill-will not to change, that part which subsconscioulsy we made dead in the pursuit of our greed. Obasanjo somehow missed death grinrumours have it, that's the reason we have this recent people-centered thoughts prevailing and chocking his brain, e go pass and things go return to normal.
PoliticsRe: Let Us Put Our House In Order, Says Obasanjo ! by Vavavoom(m): 12:42pm On Aug 24, 2010
What remains Mr. Obasanjo is to gather your friends and associates, cronies who have plundered our commonwealth since 1960 and have them plough back same into developing our poor infrastructure back home. Trust between the governed and the governor has eroded over time and at this crossroads we are talking while keeping looted funds in same capitalist countries won't count for much am afraid.
It is doublespeak to harp about exploitation by the West while resisting or propounding measures that keep the very weak in within us at the mercy of the capitalist!
Obasanjo, na action we need! Walk the talk, get your friends to give back majority of the equity they own in the private companies you sold to yourselvesabi dat wan no b capitalist move? grin; when that is done we surely won't have individuals who are more powerful than the state! Imagine a country where one man is the sole importer of diesel grin and a known crony of obasanjo, abegi, this whole thing sounds like---( readers make una make am up grin)
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by Vavavoom(m): 12:08pm On Aug 24, 2010
^^^
lol, incredible, commendable -I picture the sands of St. Tropez
words wey dey drive my visual, in the direction of Jenny Lopez cheesy
dem say shorty's got that booty, that overload mimmed about by Mo'Hits
Onion bounce grin wey dey make guys (k)pere, even though we neva eat embarassed
Sometimes e make me dey wonder, I fold hands come dey ponder
minutes when we boiz lose it, in the bid to go under and plunder
small tin-gi-lee moments, jos so to calm the fleshy lust
baba finish work; kai for una back, so much sotay e drive Adam lost! grin
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by Vavavoom(m): 10:16am On Aug 23, 2010
^^^^
Mister? Yeah, u make me feel like Capable
But that title na Banky W's
King of Las Gidi party, the only one able
Shayo master, crooner, the only wan wey fit steal U cheesy
with im strong tin chicks say im dey irrisistible cheesy
and fit make a gal glow till she becomes blue
but Yours Truly dey cool like a convertible
naim make for this acceptance I dey say thank U wink
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by Vavavoom(m): 2:32pm On Aug 20, 2010
one to thirty-one so many flow
bros got hooked like say na ma moda soup grin
3 whole days locked herein like Defoe
piled up work, una don turn me nincompoop embarassed
No!
I must recoupe
make I go find my work hoe
but una sick lines still dey keep me in the loop
Maedan, Ruudie and the other John Doe
Abeg make una register me as part of the troupe cheesy
LiteratureRe: Knaan's Beauty by Vavavoom(op): 1:47pm On Aug 19, 2010
olulu:
what is d purpose of singing, if not for fun and for money
The original version was a call to attention of wars and tribulations in his native land Somalia. As an exiled poet he sought to draw attention to this inhumanity happening in his beloved country through the might of his pen, Coca Cola did notice but opted not to spotlight the hardship of Somalians but rather exploit the commerce angle of the song by changing the lyrical content to reflect their world cup campaign. [color=#990000][/color]So while many people know the lyrical content of the revised song it is doubtful if they've ever heard of the original. I think of how many people who would have heard about Somalia through the original version of the song and wonder if it wasn't an opportunity lost in the bid for commercialisation. It's like tweaking the anthem of a nation for commercial gain, just my thought.   
PoliticsRe: Ibb: I’d Do Only One Term by Vavavoom(m): 10:50am On Aug 19, 2010
The zoning argument has been anything but objective. It is only a short-term measure to address a crippling ethnocentric society like Nigeria. The long-term measure remains devolution of powers and true federalism, which for reasons of Sweet-Bonny-light cheesy, no one is eager to discuss. The zoning debate has been deliberately contrived to suggest that Nigeria’s corporate existence and need for equity, justice and fair play started in 1999 when some Northerners constantly try to remind us about their magnanimity in conceding power to the South-West.

Nothing could be more emotionally sapping and challenging than this claim.
PoliticsRe: 'We Don't Allow Nigerians In Here' - Port ElizaBeth by Vavavoom(m): 1:43pm On Aug 17, 2010
honeric01:
@Vavavoom

Nice poem.
Thanx bro.

cjfavour:
Brothers and sisters,  the truth is that our country stinks of corruption in high places. Let us rebuild our country. Our ZIK and others  helped SA  in their struggle against racial discrimination, now look at how they're treating us just because our leaders are afraid of bringing development to Nigeria. They prefer stealing our money/ common wealth and taking it out of the country. Let us say no to corruption and we'll be better than SA and Ghana. Let us say no to all the past looters that want to come back. Let us elect people like Ribadu, Rufai, Okonjo, Ezekwesili, Sanisu Lamido etc. 2011, no IBB , Atiku, Bankole, David Mark and co.

Let us force these people to pass the freedom of information bill. It will help to stop corruption.
The spirit of our people must be in our belief for a common change that frees the most who are weak within us. Yes, we must rebuild, but only if we believe we can irrespective of tribe and affiliation, otherwise healing won't come; we've longed so much in mediocirty amidst excellence. For me I see only challenge in the current Xenophobia being spread against Nigerians wherever, cos when we can't run elswhere we'll consider fixing that which is broken but still ours. First we must begin to DEMANDno time to fear death, cos we've been dying albeit slowly and be willing to pay the price for change to happen. This is my land, GREEN!  all year round and nobody's gonna better it for me.
PoliticsRe: 'We Don't Allow Nigerians In Here' - Port ElizaBeth by Vavavoom(m): 12:47pm On Aug 17, 2010
t'is hardwork time

I have decided to stay here
and not to abandon this throne i call home
though this striving maybe hard
and ignorant people find their kind when they diss
I wave my green-white-green higher
cos nothing can break my strong will
I will work to soar repping for 9ja wherever I go
so I call on you cos dem no fit break us
let's get together and fight this stereotype reign
standing together one strong house to build
cos it is time for our victory, to unite, and  
to find inspiration in the aspersions of the Xenos.

Time to work people, real hardwork. To build this nation on a foundation that will stand, brick-by-brick, where tribe is irrelevant and merit takes leeway for the coming generation. So look at their aspersions and be motivated. Be inspired for once, let's start with the coming poll to forge a nation we can be proud of, one 9ja! Love ya'll.
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by Vavavoom(m): 3:18pm On Aug 13, 2010
When a diss a baba, I ain't talking about Ethiopia

Modenine slaying you know who
LiteratureKnaan's Beauty by Vavavoom(op): 2:33pm On Aug 13, 2010
From ( original Version, aspiration)

[b]When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom, just like a wavin’ flag

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom, just like a wavin’ flag
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

Born to a throne, stronger then Rome
A violent prone, poor people zone
But it’s my home, all I have known
Where I got grown, streets we would roam
Out of the darkness, I came the farthest
Among the hardest survivors
Learn from these streets, it can be bleak
Except no defeat, surrender, retreat
So we strugglin’, fightin’ to eat
And we wonderin’, when we’ll be free
So we patiently wait for that fateful day
It’s not far away, but for now we say…



So many wars, settlin’ scores
Bringin’ us promises, leavin’ us poor
I heard ‘em say, love is the way
Love is the answer, that’s what they say
But look how they treat us
Make us believers, we fight their battles
Then they deceive us
Tried to control us, they couldn’t hold us
Cuz we just moved forward like Buffalo Soldiers
But we strugglin’, fightin’ to eat
And we wonderin’, when we’ll be free
So we patiently wait for that fateful day
It’s not far away, but for now we say…
[/b]

To ( Commercial version, [b]''Coked'' version if you will

Give me freedom, give me fire, give me reason, take me higher
See the champions, take the field now, unify us, make us feel proud
In the streets our head are liftin’, as we lose our inhibition,
Celebration it surrounds us, every nations, all around us

Singin forever young, singin songs underneath that sun
Lets rejoice in the beautifull game.
And together at the end of the day.

WE ALL SAY

When I get older I will be stronger

They’ll call me freedom Just like a wavin’ flag




Give you freedom, give you fire, give you reason, take you higher
See the champions, take the field now, unify us, make us feel proud
In the streets our head are liftin’, as we lose our inhibition,
Celebration, it surrounds us, every nation, all around us

Singin’ forever young, singin’ songs underneath that sun
Lets rejoice in the beautifull game.
And together at the end of the day.

WE ALL SAY

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a wavin’ flag
[/b]


DO you feel it was a sell out by the writer to change the lyrics and go commercial with the Coke version? Discuss
PoliticsRe: Bankole Ignores Uproar Over Obasanjo’s Allegations ! by Vavavoom(m): 1:49pm On Aug 12, 2010
And how did he Obasanjo try to win their assent for his botched 3rd term agenda? Yeah, you're right. Pot, kettle and black comes to mind. All these to pave way for his daughter to become governor of Ogun state grin
PoliticsRe: Zoning Or Not, Ibb’ll Be President –pdp Chieftain Tells Beaf by Vavavoom(m): 1:29pm On Aug 12, 2010
@ Topic,

The pillaging of Nigeria is no respecter of tribe or ethnicity. Champions of IBB's presidency are people who feel that they cant be relevant until some premordial sentiment is brought into the equation. Why would someone even mootedly try to sell IBB to the Nigerian electorate on this forum having experienced where we are coming from?  How can we begin to forgive a man who's yet to admit his previous misadventures, mr. Danladi? I no blame u, if only the people can for once just rise like the REDs of Thailand<sighs> and crush every pillager from the past and present angry
PoliticsRe: Zoning Or Not, Ibb’ll Be President –pdp Chieftain Tells Beaf by Vavavoom(m): 1:17pm On Aug 12, 2010
On one hand Mr Danladi says ", All I am saying is that no one can lay claim to the position of president until after the election and as I see it, it will be too close to call.
and then we have him in the headed quote as '' Zoning Or Not, Ibb’ll Be President If as he posited none can lay claim to the presidency until after election how come IBB can before the same election yet to be held be president with or without zoning? Sound much like a confused Babangida zealot
PoliticsRe: Ibb: I’d Do Only One Term by Vavavoom(m): 1:00pm On Aug 12, 2010
In his recent speak IBB has become endangered of being a good man, he's seen the end to his life and fighting hard to draw a purpose from it. But there's just that one moment for a good percentage of us hereon, if we failed we never get a second chance no matter how hard we strive. It just shows you there are things money cannot buy-an eduring spirit of uprightness, the one that sides with the people against the wishes of a collective few.
Our ancestors before the 1900s, we ask for your guidiance, watch over us in this moment of peril so that in 2011 we can smile back at a man who took more time in honouring himself than serving the weak.
PoliticsRe: Ibb: I’d Do Only One Term by Vavavoom(m): 12:42pm On Aug 12, 2010
The pillaging of Nigeria is no respecter of tribe or ethnicity. Champions of IBB's presidency are people that felt that they cant be relevant until some premordial sentiment is brought into the equation. Why would someone even mootedly try to sell IBB to the Nigerian electorate on this forum having experienced where we are coming from? It is my belief that IBB et al have notched it further by infiltrating our ranks with paid anti-people bloggers whose only job is to offend our already battered pysche or how else can we begin to forgive a man who's yet to admit his previous misadventures?
PoliticsRe: 2011: Finally, Ibb Gets Home Support ! by Vavavoom(m): 3:28pm On Aug 11, 2010
Expectedly! Even Hitler will if he were alive.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Too Little Too Late? Hitv Slashes Rates! by Vavavoom(m): 3:13pm On Aug 11, 2010
Expectedly. Now the company should endeavour to develope quality content herefrom and prepare itself for future EPL bid. Nigerians will patronise quality irrespective of ownership. The whole saga has been a good lesson of how not to build from a weak foundation. I hope other Nigerian companies in similar situation have taken a cue.
PoliticsRe: All Political Parties Must Present Northern Candidates - Acf by Vavavoom(m): 2:08pm On Aug 11, 2010
The story of our lot.

People, seated.
Herds of them, their frown cold
the insignia of long deprivation
50 years of worthless toil
most pray but relief seem far
closed eyes envisioning long survival roads
fraught with daily economic harmattan
dusty winds hovering over their hope
blown at them by the ineptly corrupt
the few in whose bowel they all lie
whose crumbs they feed from,
surviving just so they see another day
tomorrow, which they hope will be better than yesterday

I fear for my country, Nigeria
I fear she may not survive after the coming harmattan
'cos the different FEW are gathering
North, East, West and South of her borders
I could hear whispers of sobering disquiet
the gathering FEW of the ill at ease
each seeking to protect its region
in defiance of the Compatriot's call
to build a nation, where peace and justice reigns

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