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A of 20 % above + I Don’t Have Sex And I Will Remain So For A While= lesbian

Apparently, there is nobody who has never been
single in his/her lifetime.
Our personality is most shown out when we are single
and we want almost everyone around us to know that
our behavior at that particular moment is based on the
fact that we are single.
We might not be aware about how we behave and handle things but people actually observe and they can tell us our kind of character which even if we know it’s true, we will not admit.

Below are kind of single girls that really do exist.

1. Types that do not want to be in a relationship

These are the first sets of single people you meet out
there, they never want to hear anything about
relationship, and they believe they are done with falling
in love and failing again. They see things only in their own perspective, doing their things alone with no relationship disturbance. They are done with relationship and never want to have a partner.

2. Types that do not care about relationship
anymore

This type of girls doesn’t care about what anyone thinks, they do whatever they want and they prefer being flirty probably because they have been hurt a lot of time. They never want to commit, so you find them with a new partner every time but when you ask them, they will simply tell you that they don’t care for romance, and letting you realize that seeing someone with them doesn’t mean they are single, they are just in for the one night stand love and the next day you will see them with another person.

3. Types that are eager to be in another relationship

They are referred to as emotionally single people because they are actually not happy being single and when they see their friends going on fine with their relationship they always wish they were the one in love. They always wish they were in a relationship and complains about being single, they always want to get hooked up in another relationship because they cannot handle being single.

4. Types that are over-selective

These are the types you always find selecting and yet they will never find one person because of the way they are selective. They complain about this not good, that not good, they always compare whoever comes next to them with their “ex” which apparently will make them almost single for the rest of their life.

5. Types that are in love with their job.

The “Job lover” are the types girls that are addicted to
their work and feel that anything that has to do with
relationship is a distraction. They are hooked up with one man and they are too serious to give the person attention and so automatically they are single.

Iny3:
You should have just said u are directing this ur talk to guys naa...I can't see how this covers both gender.Na wa for u sha. You should have just said u are directing this ur talk to guys naa...I can't see how this covers both gender.Na wa for u sha.

hmmm

Ighoga898:
u would've made a very good point if u weren't such a football fans hater. how does arguing about football stop one from being successful.. most people u see arguing about football re as successful as well. OP re u successful, if u re, have u never gathered with ur friends once to argue about anything topic on ur way to success?

na ur type de argue wen u score low 4 ur exam I said "stop arguing unneccessarily"

I talk am

1. Do not depend on your parents’ wealth. Someone may come tomorrow to dupe you and you will lose
everything. Learn to do things on ur own.

2. God has given everyone a talent. Pray about yours,
discover it, and work on it. Then it will work out for you.

3. Do not just sit down and ping, tweet, facebook while
others are making money with their talents. Be wise for
once, the owner of these things are using us to make
money.

4. Its good to appreciate good things, but learn to
appreciate it wisely and stop arguing unneccessarily
about football and players. When will people argue about you also? Think!

5. Don’t feel like a DON for sleeping with too many ladies, they won’t make your destiny fufiled as some are filled with badluck.

6. Learn to get a lady close to you to be successful as they say: without a woman,a man cannot be successful.

7. Learn to solve problem on your own, its a good way of making it in life. Don’t copy others, tap little from them and modify it.

8.Stop drinking and smoking too much as it may damage ur life too much. Do it socially.

9. Learn to have a good heart, help people around you if you have the power as they’ll use their heart to bless you.

10. Think about impossible things, try to make it possible. Bigger people started from somewhere.

Chigold101:
Good news... Am so glad a church is burnt down.

I see expansion...

I love you LORD JESUS CHRIST...

THANK YOU L O R D!

lol am confused

Nice 1

A DRUNKARD got beaten up by Zion church pastors after burning their church and he avenged the beating by striking a church member with an axe.
Eliphas Ncube of Sishowe village appeared at the
Bulawayo magistrates court before magistrate Charity
Maphosa on charges of malicious damage to property
and assault.
Prosecuting, Jeremiah Mutsindikwa told the court that on 30 July 2016 at about 9pm Pastor Innocent Ncube was conducting a church service with other villagers
including the accused’s wife when he arrived.
Ncube disrupted the church service demanding to see
his wife. After being stopped by other church members,
he left and came back a few minutes later armed with an axe and okapi knife.
The accused threatened to kill Pastor Innocent Ncube
and the church members all ran away leaving him at the scene.
He then took a burning log and set the church on fire,
destroying everything in it to ashes.
He destroyed a hut valued at $500, a Bible $20, utensils $100, 12 blankets $180, church furniture (chairs, tables and bench) $100 and groceries worth $21.
After burning the church, the accused went on to a
bedroom hut belonging to Ester Ndlovu, the owner of
the homestead where the church was built, and used the same log to set the room on fire destroying property valued at $7 042 that included 12 blankets, 4 duvets, six suitcases containing clothes, utensils, two bicycles, two bags of cement and the room.
Upon realising that the accused had burnt the church
and Ndlovu’s room, Pastor Ncube and another church
leader, whose name was not mentioned are said to have lost their tempers and beat him up.
According to Mutsindikwa, the accused left the scene
armed heading to his homestead. On his way he met
Emily Mlalazi, a church member, who was heading to
Zion church. As a way of vengeance and without saying
anything, the accused struck Mlalazi once on the left
shoulder and twice on the upper part of the left leg with the back of the axe he was carrying.
In his defence the accused said he did not remember
meeting Mlalazi and hitting her with the back of an axe.
“Your worship, I went straight home after the incident I
did not meet the lady.
I was drunk but I do not remember meeting her,” he
said.
Ncube was remanded in custody and will appear on 16
September for sentencing.

29th

Could this be true? Twitter user @luztow_tosin claims this

Former Big Brother winner and actor, Uti Nwachukwu
narrated how some white girls mistook him for T Pain at
a night club.
so the funniest thing Happened that night in Manchester.
Cos I wear jombo kaleidoscope glasses and fall my Dreds.
These oyimbo babes (and more Begin Shout OMG!!! IT’S
TPAIN!!!!!
Na so dem rush me oo
soso hugs and kisses
If na u …u go talk say u nor be TPAIN !!!!! I tap free
current till I faint
#naijasense #naijaboy #wisdomisprofitable
Watch video below
SO THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED THAT NIGHT IN
MANCHESTER.
COS I WEAR JOMBO KALEIDOSCOPE GLASSES AND
FALL MY DREDS. THESE OYIMBO BABES (AND MORE
BEGIN SHOUT OMG!!! IT'S TPAIN!!!!!
NA SO DEM RUSH ME OO
SOSO HUGS AND KISSES
IF NA U …U GO TALK SAY U NOR BE TPAIN !!!!! I TAP
FREE CURRENT TILL I FAINT
#NAIJASENSE #NAIJABOY #WISDOMISPROFITABLE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gyd083K3p0&itct=CBoQpDAYACITCOO09Jeros8CFQmYHAodp6MDk1IhVXRpIE53YWNodWt3dSBtaXN0YWtlbiBmb3IgVCBQYWlu&client=mv-google&gl=NL&hl=en-GB

3. If she gets touchy Another way you can get to tell if a woman is ho rny is the way she does while with a man. If she keeps touching the man while having a civil conversation with him, it could be an invitation to do something else. If you do not want a man to caress you as a woman, it is important for you to keep to your lane and respect yourself.

2. If she cannot keep her hand off her hair After you must have spotted a woman who is thought to be ho rny, you should verify your opinion by watching out for this important sign. If she cannot get her hands off her hair while focusing on the guy, then something is going on in her mind. It is quite possible for her mind to have wandered from that conversation; so if you find her twisting her hair while looking at the man. She probably wants to get the conversation over with and move on to something more serious.

1. Mode of interaction If you are keen on finding a woman who is ho rny, then you should take note of the way she interacts with men. Some women could be stern and annoying when they talk to women like them; all you have to do is watch her reaction if a man talks to her and you may be unlocking some secrets. If she pays the man all her attention and flirts actively with him, you can tell she is ho rny. If the guy follows up properly, he may just end up being a lucky man.

Most people in the society think it is only men that get ho rny because of the hard on they often have when they see women that appeal to them. Some of these men find it embarrassing when they get turned on and have to hide the bulge by dipping their hands into their pockets. Men respond to what they see so ladies know where to check when it is time to identify the guys that are turned on. Sometimes, it is not just the bugle that give them away; their reactions to certain things also make people guess the kind of thoughts that is running through their minds. Women also get turned on as they have blood flowing through their veins too. They sometimes feel the need to have their bodies warmed up by the men. They too have some stored up s exual energy that they want to expend sometimes. Some men do not mind letting it show that they are ho rny if they are around women that they like. This is considered brave when we think of the fact that most women live in constant self-denial as they feel embarrassed to acknowledge the fact that they are ho rny. They will rather show what they feel through seductive moves and looks. It is quite possible for you to know ho rny women when you see them. These tips would help you identify the ho rny women around you:

Man City manager, Pep Guadiola is asking for an apology from Ivory Coast and Man City midfielder, Yaya Toure ‘s outspoken agent, Dimitri Seluk, regarding comments he made about him and the club recently. Toure, 33, has made only one appearance for City this season and was left out of their Champions League squad, this prompted a response from Seluk who said Toure had been ‘humiliated’ by his former Barcelona Coach. Guardiola who felt Toure’s agent was being disrespectful, says he will not play Toure until Seluk apologises. After Yaya was left out of City’s Champions League squad, His Agent Seluk said: ‘It is Pep’s decision and we must respect that. If he wins the Champions League for City this season then I will travel to England and I will say on television that Pep Guardiola is the best manager in the world. But if City don’t win the Champions League then I hope that Pep has got the balls to say that he was wrong to humiliate a great player like Yaya. ‘Yaya is a professional and so he will do everything he is asked to do. Perhaps Pep will think he is good enough to play in the final 10 minutes of a League Cup game against a third division team – and, yes, I am joking. But what I can tell you is that Yaya will spend the season at City. He will not be leaving in January. He hopes that he will get the chance to prove himself.’ Explaining the reason why Toure will not be considered for Wednesday’s tie at Swansea, Guardiola warned that the 33-year-old midfielder could be frozen out completely for the remaining eight months of his £220,000-a-week contract unless Seluk apologises. ‘It was so difficult for me to leave him (Toure) out of the Champions League, so difficult,’ said Guardiola. ‘I know him and I know he’s a good guy. The day after his manager spoke and in that moment Yaya is out. Except Mr Dimitri Seluk comes back in the press conference or to his friends in the media – because he hasn’t the courage to call me, he goes to the media . He has to apologise to Manchester City first of all, then his team-mates, and afterwards the trainer. When that happens Yaya will be part of the group and he will have the chance to play. ‘I cannot accept as a coach every agent when his player doesn’t play he goes to the media and speaks. I know how much Dimitri Seluk loves Yaya Toure. If he loves him, show me by apologising to Manchester City for what he did in the papers. ‘I cannot imagine in my day when a player’s agent would go to the media and speak against Johan Cruyff. Maybe it’s the new era but I’m old generation, and an old generation agent has to make his players his job and the coach his job. Today agents believe they are more than they are. If you have a problem, we can talk. Until he speaks, Yaya isn’t going to play.

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] I Respect this crew...

For car,for kitchen,for toilet,for Aeroplane even make fire dey burn dem still dey gbensh go [/color]

hmmm

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The End

8. The Judgmental Couple

These are the couples who always judge other couples
and what they do. They always complain about all the
types above.

7. The Competitive Couple
These are the couples who actually think their relationship is better than the other person by always comparing their lives with other couples.

6. The Social Media Addict Couple
These are the types who want the whole world to know they are together and so they seem to share the same profile on social media. You hardly see a picture of only one of them, they’re always splashing the internet with their everyday life as if they don’t have separate lives.

5.The In And Out Couple
These are the types who break up 1001 times and get back 1001 times. One minute they’ve broken up, the next minute they are back together. They can promise heaven and earth they will never get back together and before you know it, they are back together and if you’re their friend, you better not advise them because they will later blame you for trying to separate them.

4. The Hot Couple
These types don’t care where they get down and the moment they feel like it, don’t care who is around. They can do it everywhere. Get a room guys.

3. The Violent Couple

These are the types who are provoked at the least
situation and you will always see them at each other’s
neck but you dare not try to separate them or else you
will end up as the victim. The next moment they are are
so cool together like nothing ever happened.

2. The Fitness Couple
If you’re a gym regular, then you might have come across this several times. These are the types who only come to the gym together and only exercise together and seems like they are the only people meant to motivate each other. Even if there is a fitness class, they will not participate and you will see them in one corner shouting at each other to keep moving. One always acts as an instructor while the other does the exercise, they always switch up later.

1.Feely Touchy Couple
These are the types of couples you see in town and they seem not to care about the world. They are always nibbling at each other’s ears, kissing, touching each other’s faces and sometimes doing disgusting things in public. They make it seem like they are the only couples in the world.

Redoil:
but these are all the attributes of almost all women

all women u know dude

C B N = Corruption Bank for Nigerians

1. The Chatterbox

This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.

2. The Desperate Chick

This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she
starts talking about your wedding location, how many
kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right
after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal,watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the
homeless guy on the corner.

3. The Overly-Critical Woman

Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not
good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done
according to her standards. Anything that is said by
anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become
some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against
the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional
baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.

4. The Bimbo

This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. The majority of girls you see on the streets everyday fall into this category,

5. The High Maintenance Chick

If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to
drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon
immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a
princess and she expects to be treated like one at all
times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. If you don’t have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury, don’t even bother.

6. The Clingy Girl

This woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do
anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt
your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else.

7. The Baby’s Mama
This woman has a great physique, great personality and
her toes are pretty too! There’s only one problem–she’s
got a pretty large amount of children with assorted
“baby-daddy’s”, and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “daddy.” This woman got knocked up by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she once thought the world of and had unprotected s ex with.

8. The Gold Digger

The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She wants to write out the names of all her designer items and post it on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

9. The Club Girl

Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who
have been practically living in bars and clubs since they
hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with
full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you
could ever ask for. The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in some guy’s bed in the morning.

10. The Feminist

This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and
she believes that men are the cause of all the pains and
suffering of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are capable of
doing things “the right way”. You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that you do willalways be negative to her.