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LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Vaxt(m): 4:07pm On May 01, 2016
MrCEO69:
Thanks U for the allegation, what u will do for now is to Quote with the episode 2 that i couldnt find.

Thanks in advance. Happy new month.
EPISODE 4
Got to krissh's domot in no time, met him in
the lIving rooM flexing with a bae, i wasn't
suprised, good radiance to bad rubbish.
Everytime girls!! Na only him waka come.
I walked him and gave him a lets talk look. He
got the message i was trying to pass across, he
took his bae to his room and came back to me
at the living room.
Krissh : ife how far?
Me : i'm gentle o
Krissh : why the face?
Me : guy i need your help with payment stuff.
Lost the contact of the guy who helps me with
it in ib.
Krissh : How much does the guy charge you?
Me : 20% of the amount am getting
Krissh : that's much
Me : yeah, but at least it's something
Krissh : well i could help you set up your own
medium of payment in minutes.
Me : ya! that's what am talking about.
That's why am here. My maga iz ready to bill up
Krissh : Oh it's a sharp sharp thing
Me : yeah o
Krissh : have you heard of token?
Me : nope
Krissh : chai you are really a learner
Me : anyhow unlearn me
Krissh : okay give me few minutes to clear this
bae.
He went in, i was busy on my pc. 1 hour passed
by krissh waa yet to show up. Is this guy mad,
few minutes is becoming few hours.
30 minutes later he came out putting on singlet
and Boxers hand in hand with the bae , she was
fully dressed, in my mind i knew this foolish
guy had choosen Kitty-Cat over helping me, Am
sure he just finished a match with the way he
was sweating.
He walkes the girl out and came back to me..
Krissh : ife can you spend your night here, so
we can do it at night, right now, i am tired faa.
Me : ypu dey craze faa. You askes for few
minutes, you spent few hours, can't you just
control yourself?
Krissh : guy you can't understand, can't let such
a big fish get off the hook like that.
Me : you are high, so now after waiting
endlessly , you want to post me fa, that ain't
happening o, let's get to business.
Krissh : lolz no vex now, the girl was a machine,
she was going non stop mehn.
Me : quit telling me your story abeg
Krissh : okay let me drink some extra joss, so i
could have a enough energy.
He went to his fridge and brought two bottles
of extra joss with two glass cup. He let him
drink to his satisfaction but i joined him.
Krissh : ok now, let's get down to business.
He made a skype call to his friend who i
suppose to be a yy also but stays abroad. He
told the guy to get him an Account, the guy did
sharply, and we create like two more accounts,
one in south africa, another in malaysia, so we
had full access to the accounts. He then told me
once a payment had been made to the first
Account which was in uk, i should transfer it to
the 2nd Account then 3rd then 4th. I should
then go cash it via western money via my
Account.
Sharply i put that into test, billed up my maga
that was online, the white nigga was forming
had to get , i sent two Unclad pictures of the
girl i was faking to be, to him. and gave him my
perfect format, He concured straight up, i send
my account details to him, and thanks to
mobile banking , he transfer the money into
my account. I didn't waste time, i wired it
through the 4 accounts, and made a transfer
from my malaysia account, so i got the money
in naira. As in no stress at all.
Me : krissh maga don pay shout halleluyah
Krissh : oya ife toh sure. Lets celebrate now
Hmmmn i've learnt my lesson from my
previous lifestyle in ib, tryibg no to spend
wastefully but this a first payment in a long
time. It's worth celebrating tho codedly.
Krissh and high headed for time out.
We were dancing with girls, Drinking and
popping champagne, krissh was literally high,
he even paid for all the expenses. We went
back to his domot I was with a girl, and krissh
two girls. I rushed my bae to krissh's second
room. And played a tactical, breathe taking
match With her.
She got tired oh, and i was still full of energy,
chai frustration, i guess it's the work of that
extra joss we took earlier, hmmmn no wonder
krissh took two girls along, he Must have known
the effect of the drink.
I masturbated a little and slept off
Hmmmn what a wonderful night
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Vaxt(m): 4:05pm On May 01, 2016
MrCEO69:
Thanks U for the allegation, what u will do for now is to Quote with the episode 2 that i couldnt find.

Thanks in advance. Happy new month.
Episode 3
The next day he was the one who called me
first.
Krissh : hello
Me : hello who is this?
Krissh : chai see your life, so you didn't save my
number yesterday?
Me : oh my nigga Krissh no vex jae, was to high
that yesterday, guess i didn't remember to
save it.
Krissh : no qualms now, when are you coming
around now, You know we've got a lot to
disscuss.
Me : just send me your address, i'd be there in
a jiffy.
Krissh : okay would send that to you asap.
Hung up.
Sharply i took my bath and dressed up , I guess
things just happen for a reason, am having a
difficult time financially already and now krissh
just showed up. Omo i guess i would go back to
this yy stuff o, at least am yet to exercise the
runs i did at mama Primate domot. Krissh just
have to orientate me back, with the way he was
talking last night, i know he is still a wire wire,
just have to tag along. Few minutes later his
messafe came him.
I headed out for his place, and arrived there
around 12pm.
He lived off campus, in a 3 story building, he
stays at the top flat, he alone, the other flats
where habited by other guys who are students,
i guess they are Into yy also, but krissh is mad
oh, how can he aline be living in a flat, with
3rooms, a living room, a kitchen and store.
That guys cassanova life won't kill him. Am sure
it's because of girls, only God knows the
number of girls he must have nailed in this
building.
We sat in the living room to chit chat
At his place
Me : krissh , why the hell wpuld you be living in
this area, i jnow you are a soicial freak, so why
could you choose to live in roadblock of all
places.
Krissh : you know the eke in this state are on
fire, so one has to be very careful, am living a
lowkey life here o.
Me : hmmmn wise you
Krissh : yea that aside, how far now, you should
have hammered alot already, what's wrong?
Me : hmmmn my guy it's a long story o, lets
just say am back on track now, have deviated
alot previously, just update me about the latest
formats and let me start clicking again.
Krissh : no problem na.
Will you keep living on campus?
Join me here now?
Me : oh boy futa strict o, just have to be
careful, because they fit rusticated person at
any slight issue.
Krissh : ok o
Me : i would be spending my weekends here
sha.
That evening i copied all i needed from him, i
set up bew accounts, a new me, hmmmn
jagaban is here again. My maga must start to
dey pay. It's actual time i could see if mama
prinate's parole is active.
Spent my night at Krissh place, at night we
were just boxing sites up like old times, it was
fun been with my guy again.
That night i was already connected to clients,
everything just seem easy for me.
The next day i left his place for my hostel very
early in the morning, witj the peak i was last
night. I just kept bursting mails. I was on my pc
when my room mate kunle came in all of a
sunden.
Kunle : guy you get issue o
Me : issue as how?
Kunle : where were you last night?
Me : how is that any of your business fa? Are
you my father?
Kunle : you are sick faa. So you think you can
just be doing anyhow abi. If anything happens,
you forgot it's me they will ask first?
Me : whatever mind your business, our hustle
differs jae
Still concentrated on my pc
Kunle : what are you doing on that lappy of
yours, you are serious as if you are writing
some project.
Me : guy you get issue oh, why can't you just
mibd your business fa?
Kunle : hmmmn am sure you up to something,
whatever it is i would know fot sure lastly, you
can't hide anything from me you know.
Me : whatever, sha park well.
I was still sorting things out on my pc. A client
agreed to pay, but i was having problems with
recieving payment so i washed up and headed
back to Krissh's domot asap.
To be continued
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Vaxt(m): 4:02pm On May 01, 2016
MrCEO69:
Thanks U for the allegation, what u will do for now is to Quote with the episode 2 that i couldnt find.

Thanks in advance. Happy new month.
u don gree say u lazy now?
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Vaxt(m): 4:01pm On May 01, 2016
MrCEO69:
Thanks U for the allegation, what u will do for now is to Quote with the episode 2 that i couldnt find.

Thanks in advance. Happy new month.
Episode 2
The next day have gotten over the shock
already, Brother Shola took me to Abeokuta as
planned. We got there I decided to abandon
yahoo for a while because bro shola was always
around, so he enrolled me in a lesson, I kept
playing the obedient child, he obtained jamb
form for me, and as a guy with a sharp brain, I
was somehow brilliant so I passed jamb. Wrote
my post utme and got admitted into FUTA.
That’s marked an important stage of in life
because I would be eventually free.
Getting into futa wasn’t easy o, I read faa, I had
no time for yahoo at all, I was just like every
normal student.
My first year in school I was still a fresher so I
ws always attending classes, I don’t attend
parties because parties in futa then were like
gay parties , futa was an technology school, so
guys were much more than girls, therefore in
the parties girls weren’t enough, and I can’t be
dancing with guys. So I shunned social lifestyle.
My Gp was really great in my 100 level. But
everything changed when I met Krissh again.
It happened on Friday evening, I was coming
back from MTS 101 class so I decided to greet
my friends living off campus, they lived in a
building called pinnacle, mehn that place was
dope, boys were able to do things freely with
no school rules, so it was the usual hangout for
guys. i decided to just go and flex there that
evening, got there and the guys were heading
out.
Me: where you guys all going to ?
Segun: we are rolling to Genesis to flex oh, a
guy from JABU is celebrating his birthday
there, you can come along na.
I joined them to and we met people in the
partying mood at Genesis, I sat by the pool side
low key watching everything going on.
You know that moment when the MC was like,
lets call in the celebrant to come and dance, lo
and behold the celebrant was Krissh. Woaw how
could Krissh be a JABU student the Krissh I
knew was a no future ambition. Wonders shall
never cease.
I was dazed I just kept to myself; immediately
he was off hook I approached him
Me: Oh boy
Krissh: IFE!!!! (Looking at me) Iphekitan! Dead
or Alive
ME: You are high, its I, am also surprised to see
you here o.
Krissh: You just abandon us then after leaving
with your brother. How did you get to Akure
alaye we go discuss gan o
Me: woss that story for another time lets party
hard now and talk later.
We were just hanging around each other. I was
like the celebrant’s best friend because he was
calling me to his side anytime his taking
pictures with his bitches, we exchange contacts
sha, and decided to meet up the next day.
Hmmn it’s nice seeing my guy again, Krissh
a.k.a. Casanova
CelebritiesRe: How Tiwa Savage Implicated Herself Should Anything Happen To Teebillz by Vaxt(m): 2:44pm On May 01, 2016
SleekAboki:
If Tunji does cocaine, Tiwa is into weed. For her, cocaine is extreme while weed is endorsed by her. She confirmed this right on camera.
ur name fit u
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Vaxt(m): 2:38pm On May 01, 2016
MrCEO69:
Been a silent reader bro, nice story. But like to point out to u that u jump season 2 episode 2. U uploaded episode 5 instead.
na una de cause naija problem u re to lazy to check for episode 2 before saying 'he jump', jump what? buhari them
CelebritiesRe: May Day, Tiwa Savage, Her Husband And Nigeria - Reuben Abati by Vaxt(m): 11:33am On May 01, 2016
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dssc Airforce 2016: Notice To All Applicants by Vaxt(m): 10:59am On May 01, 2016
Suntin wey dem close april 13
CelebritiesRe: Five Disappointing Blunders In Tiwa Savage’s Controversial Video – Ayo Alaba Ido by Vaxt(m): 10:58am On May 01, 2016
stexsy:
This man is tslking poo
help me ask am wetin concern am
PoliticsRe: Oba Of Benin Death: Our Hearts Are Heavy, Says Oshiomhole by Vaxt(m): 1:00am On Apr 30, 2016
De go don de find heads wey dem go use bury am
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Vaxt(m): 7:58pm On Apr 29, 2016
Iphekitan:
EPISODE 5
The following day was monday, i woke up 8:30pm, and i was having lectures by 9 a.m, before i could get to hostel tp pick my things, i'd be late already, and those lecturers get chin chin for head. To avoid embarassment i decided to forfeit the school for that day.
Took my bath, too my time to cook something up in krissh's kitchen. Ate up, rested a little, then decided to resolve to hustling on my lappy.
I was conversing with different maye's and also meeting new ones. Krissh woke up around 10 a.m, he also joined me in the living room with his lappy. He didnt spend up to an hour on it, but he kept coming back to check something on is pc after few minutes. He would go Ahead to watch film and he Was just check is pc frequently again.
I was on my own pc all this while,

Typing....
RomanceMother Fights Daughter Openly, Bites Off Her Ear For Sleeping With Her Boyfriend by Vaxt(op): 3:17pm On Apr 24, 2016
When a family lacks shame, things like this
must happen. A terribly enraged woman has
carried out a most brutal attack on her own
daughter for the most unbelievable reason
ever – male lover.

The woman identified as Chiekube Igbinosa in
Akumazi community of Delta State, was said to have bit off her daughter’s ear and stabbed her for having se x with her boyfriend.

Sources said the fight which led the mother
biting off a scoopful of flesh from the
daughter’s ear, took place around camp 74
behind Ibori Golf course in Asaba campus of
the Delta State University.

The 46-year-old woman is the secret lover of
an Ibo trader who was deported to Nigeria
three years ago from Spain, but he allegedly
hoodwinked the woman’s daughter into a
relationship.

The daughter in question had recently
graduated and is on visit to the mother after
her Youth Service.

While their love relationship blossoms, the
unsuspecting mother who is a school vice
principal, was said to have showered her lover
boy with gifts.

But this was not to be when the daughter
identified as Mabel Igbinosa flippantly opened
up to her friend her relationship with the Igbo
man who is a building materials trader,
including how they made love.

Someone the gist got to the mother and she
decided to visit the Igbo man’s housearound
Okwe Quarters in Asaba.

After enjoying herself with her mother’s
boyfriend, the girl left his house, unknown to
her that the mum was around. She
immediately pounced on her, bit off her ear
before stabbing her with a bottle.

Police was later called in and the shameless
mother and daughter were taken away.

CelebritiesRe: Adeola & Ayodeji Wed: Emeka Smith Lied About The Cancellation Of The Wedding by Vaxt(m): 9:28pm On Apr 23, 2016
sarzwizard:
What does it profit a man to lie and get busted huh



Simple!
The groom deceived him cos of his wack
jokes. So
cancellation was the best way to put him off
Mr personal
Emeka smith call 4 phone say na him post this rubbish? Haba
To Whom brain is given common sense is expected
RomanceWoman Who Is Addicted To Sex, Says She Needs It Many Times A Day! by Vaxt(op): 7:04am On Apr 23, 2016
A 29-year-old British woman named Sami
Walton, says she’s addicted to se x & has
opened up about the problem. Speaking to the
Sunday Times of Britain, Sami said she needed
to have sex at least 40 times a day. And when
her boyfriend is too tired to satisfy her, she
uses her huge collection of se x toys worth
about $2,000. Below is what Everyjoe.com
wrote
Before she was in a relationship with James,
she was traveling all over the country to meet
people for se x, then missing work. When
Walton explained that she was a se x addict, her
boss was understanding at first, but eventually
let her go.

“Things spiraled out of control completely and I drove my friends away because all I cared
about was se x. I had a huge network of people
I’d sleep with regularly – I’d call them my
friends with benefits – but I’d also sleep with
strangers,” she said.
“I was so desperate for some action, I’d do
anything for se x. I consider myself straight but
I’d sleep with women just to satisfy my
cravings.”

James said it was fun at first, but now he wants
to slow down a bit. Thank goodness for Sami’s
huge collection of se x toys.

“We have had some good times as I’m quite
adventurous in bed too. One Bank Holiday
weekend we had se x around 40 times. But now
I’m getting a bit older I do get tired more
easily so I’m glad she has her se x toys as well.”
I know se x addiction is real, and loving an
addict is difficult, yet somehow I still don’t feel
sorry for the guy.

PoliticsRe: US Releases Gory Report On Nigeria by Vaxt(m): 8:34pm On Apr 14, 2016
Krismart:
Fight for a future that will never come. US please come in and settle this once and for all. Enough is enough. The untouchables will finally be touched this time. Very wicked and heartless politicians we have in this country
1 car for, u r a true & a blessed naija
PoliticsRe: US Releases Gory Report On Nigeria by Vaxt(m): 8:31pm On Apr 14, 2016
adeyeye5353:
u are a childish! Try and think before u hunter a word, am sorry for that irony! But who is not malu what is his outcome? Please list them enemy of progress
u r nt yet born u wey. Never chop, e b like d juju wey dat old malu do una never clear abi? Mungo park
PoliticsRe: US Releases Gory Report On Nigeria by Vaxt(m): 8:28pm On Apr 14, 2016
dacovajnr:
I Smell sudden jealousy and Hatred for Buhari Govt from the US govt coz he ditched Dollar for Yuan..We saw it coming undecided #Yuan ti take over grin
how meat go jealous bone dis person?
PoliticsRe: US Releases Gory Report On Nigeria by Vaxt(m): 8:24pm On Apr 14, 2016
U.S.A abeg come & fight for the poor Nigerians Ooo Bumuri de china de flex while our masses r suffering, some r prentending to be enjoying cus of foolish ego & pride.
RomanceRe: Why Most Guys Don't Marry Their Girlfriends... by Vaxt(m): 6:43pm On Apr 14, 2016
marvelck:
When a girl keep givin a guy sex all the time, and also render som services to him, when she is not yet his wife, he wil either be reluctant to marry her or keep delaying it. Since he is already enjoying the benefits of a wife frm her...especially the regular sex. Girls shd wise up.
the writer na mungo park u beta wise b4 u de talk knockout
RomanceRe: Why Most Guys Don't Marry Their Girlfriends... by Vaxt(m): 6:42pm On Apr 14, 2016
marvelck:
When a girl keep givin a guy sex all the time, and also render som services to him, when she is not yet his wife, he wil either be reluctant to marry her or keep delaying it. Since he is already enjoying the benefits of a wife frm her...especially the regular sex. Girls shd wise up.
the right na mungo park u beta wise b4 u de talk knockout
Jokes EtcRe: In The Land Of No Fuel - Dj Noni by Vaxt(op): 6:09pm On Apr 13, 2016
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Jokes EtcRe: In The Land Of No Fuel - Dj Noni by Vaxt(op): 8:10am On Apr 13, 2016
Bubu
Jokes EtcIn The Land Of No Fuel - Dj Noni by Vaxt(op): 10:04pm On Apr 12, 2016
In the land of no fuel⛽ in the time of no light 🔦 the destiny of a great nation🇳🇬 rests on the shoulders of an old man👳🏿..his name...

LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Vaxt(m): 9:37am On Apr 09, 2016
TzIphekitan:
I take over

Story continues.....


Part. 9

That particular parol bro ola assigned to me was an easy task, I finished it overnight and the client paid him off the next day.

Of all the different types of yahoo scams that existed I still prefered "dating"
I don’t fancy the ones involving buying and selling scams, maybe because I don’t have that OT at that moment.

Bro A.y do call me from time to time and i do help him with his editing stuff, until I failed to start turning up for hia calls, because I was starting to make little changes myself. Since bro ola never come back for his system.

I visited bro A.y on day, and revealed what have been doing to him so I can learn more from him, now that have had and idea about the whole thing. When I told him he said, " you should have told me earlier you too Don ja, no wonder you no dey show up anytime I call you again, smart guy, leme sha show you one or two things that might help".

He gave me different dating formats, tho I was already creating format then myself. But he was the one whole introduced me to the military format. He also taught he how to fake skype call.

I learned many things from that bro but yet am not making cumbersum doe. So I was like Maybe because I don't have my system yet. I just gathered the changes with me and bought one fairly used system, but. Still no much money turning up. I have no friends then. Because I do my things codedly in my area.

I would sometimes have sleepless night due to over night chatting with the help of nescafe. Chai when I was writing my waec a year ago self I wasn't as serious as this when6it comes to night reading.

Things took a new turn when I met this guy called bosun. It was one a friday evening like that, I just say make I ge small for paramount club. As i entered the club, I didn't greet anyone u just went straight to the Bar man and ordered for the winners drink #trophy.

It was obvious with my facial expression I was having problems. I was on my 7th bottle when someone tapped me. Me Wey my eyes don leri, I didn't respond. Then I felt a second tap on my shoulder, and looked at the person and it was a lady, I just hissed, "abeg leme, I no get money to carry olosho tonight"
She con talk say "elo bobo, mister Ben dey call you". I still didn't respond. As she was leaving me I decided to take a look at her behind, then I saw her walking towards a guy amidst four girls on a Vip sit.



To be continued
wey chapter 8
PoliticsRe: Top Benefits Of Buhari's Foreign Trips Thus Far by Vaxt(m): 3:07pm On Apr 05, 2016
AntiWailer:
pity your life instead
ok lol umu buharia
PoliticsRe: Top Benefits Of Buhari's Foreign Trips Thus Far by Vaxt(m): 3:06pm On Apr 05, 2016
AntiWailer:
pity your life instead
ok lol
EducationRe: FGGC, Akure Cooks Pick Pads Of Students For "Ritual Purposes" by Vaxt(m): 8:46pm On Apr 04, 2016
Una too de lie jor
PoliticsRe: Top Benefits Of Buhari's Foreign Trips Thus Far by Vaxt(m): 8:06pm On Apr 04, 2016
AntiWailer:
We all know the advantage of the trips and Nigeria's repositioning on the global landscape.

But pained and sore election losers are using the gullible masses to criticize what they don't understand.

When you are in deep shit, you don't sit down at home and hope the shit goes on.


PDP left Nigeria in deep shit and only a M0r0n will sit down in Nigeria and expect a Miracle.


Baba cuaght them unaware. All Fayose's script that would have criticized Buhari as Old Man who can not do anything apart from sit in Aso Rock has been modified to enable the Wailing situation.
I pity you
PoliticsRe: I’ll Move Nigeria Forward Quickly, Says Buhari by Vaxt(m): 11:25am On Apr 03, 2016
You wan carry nigeria 4 head dey travel buharia?
Celebrities'prison Break' Star Responds To Body- Shaming: 'I Was Suicidal' by Vaxt(op): 6:20pm On Mar 29, 2016
(CNN) — Actor Wentworth Miller had a poignant comeback after he became the subject of a meme because of his weight gain: He penned an open letter about depression and being suicidal. Miller, who found fame as the buff star of Fox's action drama "Prison Break" and now stars in the CW's "Legends of Tomorrow," posted the meme on his official Facebook page. The picture shows the actor, lean and tattooed as he was on the show, next to a heavier image of him with the caption, "When you break out of prison and find out about McDonald's monopoly ..." In response, Miller wrote, "In 2010, semi- retired from acting, I was keeping a low-profile for a number of reasons. First and foremost, I was suicidal. "In 2010, at the lowest point in my adult life, I was looking everywhere for relief/comfort/ distraction," wrote Miller, who also described battling depression since childhood. "And I turned to food. It could have been anything. Drugs. Alcohol. Sex. But eating became the one thing I could look forward to." Some weeks, all he looked forward to was his "favorite meal and a new episode of TOP CHEF." Consequently, he gained weight. "One day, out for a hike in Los Angeles with a friend, we crossed paths with a film crew shooting a reality show," Miller wrote. "Unbeknownst to me, paparazzi were circling. They took my picture, and the photos were published alongside images of me from another time in my career. 'Hunk To Chunk.' 'Fit To Flab.' Etc." The star said that although seeing the image initially hurt him, he has managed to transform it into a source of pride. "Now, when I see that image of me in my red t-shirt, a rare smile on my face, I am reminded of my struggle," he wrote. "My endurance and my perseverance in the face of all kinds of demons. Some within. Some without. "Like a dandelion up through the pavement, I persist." Miller ended his post with links to helpful websites for others who are struggling with depression or are suicidal. "If you or someone you know is struggling, help is available. Reach out. Text. Send an email. Pick up the phone. Someone cares. They're waiting to hear from you."

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