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MrCEO69:EPISODE 4 Got to krissh's domot in no time, met him in the lIving rooM flexing with a bae, i wasn't suprised, good radiance to bad rubbish. Everytime girls!! Na only him waka come. I walked him and gave him a lets talk look. He got the message i was trying to pass across, he took his bae to his room and came back to me at the living room. Krissh : ife how far? Me : i'm gentle o Krissh : why the face? Me : guy i need your help with payment stuff. Lost the contact of the guy who helps me with it in ib. Krissh : How much does the guy charge you? Me : 20% of the amount am getting Krissh : that's much Me : yeah, but at least it's something Krissh : well i could help you set up your own medium of payment in minutes. Me : ya! that's what am talking about. That's why am here. My maga iz ready to bill up Krissh : Oh it's a sharp sharp thing Me : yeah o Krissh : have you heard of token? Me : nope Krissh : chai you are really a learner Me : anyhow unlearn me Krissh : okay give me few minutes to clear this bae. He went in, i was busy on my pc. 1 hour passed by krissh waa yet to show up. Is this guy mad, few minutes is becoming few hours. 30 minutes later he came out putting on singlet and Boxers hand in hand with the bae , she was fully dressed, in my mind i knew this foolish guy had choosen Kitty-Cat over helping me, Am sure he just finished a match with the way he was sweating. He walkes the girl out and came back to me.. Krissh : ife can you spend your night here, so we can do it at night, right now, i am tired faa. Me : ypu dey craze faa. You askes for few minutes, you spent few hours, can't you just control yourself? Krissh : guy you can't understand, can't let such a big fish get off the hook like that. Me : you are high, so now after waiting endlessly , you want to post me fa, that ain't happening o, let's get to business. Krissh : lolz no vex now, the girl was a machine, she was going non stop mehn. Me : quit telling me your story abeg Krissh : okay let me drink some extra joss, so i could have a enough energy. He went to his fridge and brought two bottles of extra joss with two glass cup. He let him drink to his satisfaction but i joined him. Krissh : ok now, let's get down to business. He made a skype call to his friend who i suppose to be a yy also but stays abroad. He told the guy to get him an Account, the guy did sharply, and we create like two more accounts, one in south africa, another in malaysia, so we had full access to the accounts. He then told me once a payment had been made to the first Account which was in uk, i should transfer it to the 2nd Account then 3rd then 4th. I should then go cash it via western money via my Account. Sharply i put that into test, billed up my maga that was online, the white nigga was forming had to get , i sent two Unclad pictures of the girl i was faking to be, to him. and gave him my perfect format, He concured straight up, i send my account details to him, and thanks to mobile banking , he transfer the money into my account. I didn't waste time, i wired it through the 4 accounts, and made a transfer from my malaysia account, so i got the money in naira. As in no stress at all. Me : krissh maga don pay shout halleluyah Krissh : oya ife toh sure. Lets celebrate now Hmmmn i've learnt my lesson from my previous lifestyle in ib, tryibg no to spend wastefully but this a first payment in a long time. It's worth celebrating tho codedly. Krissh and high headed for time out. We were dancing with girls, Drinking and popping champagne, krissh was literally high, he even paid for all the expenses. We went back to his domot I was with a girl, and krissh two girls. I rushed my bae to krissh's second room. And played a tactical, breathe taking match With her. She got tired oh, and i was still full of energy, chai frustration, i guess it's the work of that extra joss we took earlier, hmmmn no wonder krissh took two girls along, he Must have known the effect of the drink. I masturbated a little and slept off Hmmmn what a wonderful night |
MrCEO69:Episode 3 The next day he was the one who called me first. Krissh : hello Me : hello who is this? Krissh : chai see your life, so you didn't save my number yesterday? Me : oh my nigga Krissh no vex jae, was to high that yesterday, guess i didn't remember to save it. Krissh : no qualms now, when are you coming around now, You know we've got a lot to disscuss. Me : just send me your address, i'd be there in a jiffy. Krissh : okay would send that to you asap. Hung up. Sharply i took my bath and dressed up , I guess things just happen for a reason, am having a difficult time financially already and now krissh just showed up. Omo i guess i would go back to this yy stuff o, at least am yet to exercise the runs i did at mama Primate domot. Krissh just have to orientate me back, with the way he was talking last night, i know he is still a wire wire, just have to tag along. Few minutes later his messafe came him. I headed out for his place, and arrived there around 12pm. He lived off campus, in a 3 story building, he stays at the top flat, he alone, the other flats where habited by other guys who are students, i guess they are Into yy also, but krissh is mad oh, how can he aline be living in a flat, with 3rooms, a living room, a kitchen and store. That guys cassanova life won't kill him. Am sure it's because of girls, only God knows the number of girls he must have nailed in this building. We sat in the living room to chit chat At his place Me : krissh , why the hell wpuld you be living in this area, i jnow you are a soicial freak, so why could you choose to live in roadblock of all places. Krissh : you know the eke in this state are on fire, so one has to be very careful, am living a lowkey life here o. Me : hmmmn wise you Krissh : yea that aside, how far now, you should have hammered alot already, what's wrong? Me : hmmmn my guy it's a long story o, lets just say am back on track now, have deviated alot previously, just update me about the latest formats and let me start clicking again. Krissh : no problem na. Will you keep living on campus? Join me here now? Me : oh boy futa strict o, just have to be careful, because they fit rusticated person at any slight issue. Krissh : ok o Me : i would be spending my weekends here sha. That evening i copied all i needed from him, i set up bew accounts, a new me, hmmmn jagaban is here again. My maga must start to dey pay. It's actual time i could see if mama prinate's parole is active. Spent my night at Krissh place, at night we were just boxing sites up like old times, it was fun been with my guy again. That night i was already connected to clients, everything just seem easy for me. The next day i left his place for my hostel very early in the morning, witj the peak i was last night. I just kept bursting mails. I was on my pc when my room mate kunle came in all of a sunden. Kunle : guy you get issue o Me : issue as how? Kunle : where were you last night? Me : how is that any of your business fa? Are you my father? Kunle : you are sick faa. So you think you can just be doing anyhow abi. If anything happens, you forgot it's me they will ask first? Me : whatever mind your business, our hustle differs jae Still concentrated on my pc Kunle : what are you doing on that lappy of yours, you are serious as if you are writing some project. Me : guy you get issue oh, why can't you just mibd your business fa? Kunle : hmmmn am sure you up to something, whatever it is i would know fot sure lastly, you can't hide anything from me you know. Me : whatever, sha park well. I was still sorting things out on my pc. A client agreed to pay, but i was having problems with recieving payment so i washed up and headed back to Krissh's domot asap. To be continued |
MrCEO69:u don gree say u lazy now? |
MrCEO69:Episode 2 The next day have gotten over the shock already, Brother Shola took me to Abeokuta as planned. We got there I decided to abandon yahoo for a while because bro shola was always around, so he enrolled me in a lesson, I kept playing the obedient child, he obtained jamb form for me, and as a guy with a sharp brain, I was somehow brilliant so I passed jamb. Wrote my post utme and got admitted into FUTA. That’s marked an important stage of in life because I would be eventually free. Getting into futa wasn’t easy o, I read faa, I had no time for yahoo at all, I was just like every normal student. My first year in school I was still a fresher so I ws always attending classes, I don’t attend parties because parties in futa then were like gay parties , futa was an technology school, so guys were much more than girls, therefore in the parties girls weren’t enough, and I can’t be dancing with guys. So I shunned social lifestyle. My Gp was really great in my 100 level. But everything changed when I met Krissh again. It happened on Friday evening, I was coming back from MTS 101 class so I decided to greet my friends living off campus, they lived in a building called pinnacle, mehn that place was dope, boys were able to do things freely with no school rules, so it was the usual hangout for guys. i decided to just go and flex there that evening, got there and the guys were heading out. Me: where you guys all going to ? Segun: we are rolling to Genesis to flex oh, a guy from JABU is celebrating his birthday there, you can come along na. I joined them to and we met people in the partying mood at Genesis, I sat by the pool side low key watching everything going on. You know that moment when the MC was like, lets call in the celebrant to come and dance, lo and behold the celebrant was Krissh. Woaw how could Krissh be a JABU student the Krissh I knew was a no future ambition. Wonders shall never cease. I was dazed I just kept to myself; immediately he was off hook I approached him Me: Oh boy Krissh: IFE!!!! (Looking at me) Iphekitan! Dead or Alive ME: You are high, its I, am also surprised to see you here o. Krissh: You just abandon us then after leaving with your brother. How did you get to Akure alaye we go discuss gan o Me: woss that story for another time lets party hard now and talk later. We were just hanging around each other. I was like the celebrant’s best friend because he was calling me to his side anytime his taking pictures with his bitches, we exchange contacts sha, and decided to meet up the next day. Hmmn it’s nice seeing my guy again, Krissh a.k.a. Casanova |
SleekAboki:ur name fit u |
MrCEO69:na una de cause naija problem u re to lazy to check for episode 2 before saying 'he jump', jump what? buhari them |
midolian:u get plenty tme to all this long tori |
Suntin wey dem close april 13 |
stexsy:help me ask am wetin concern am |
De go don de find heads wey dem go use bury am |
Iphekitan: |
When a family lacks shame, things like this must happen. A terribly enraged woman has carried out a most brutal attack on her own daughter for the most unbelievable reason ever – male lover. The woman identified as Chiekube Igbinosa in Akumazi community of Delta State, was said to have bit off her daughter’s ear and stabbed her for having se x with her boyfriend. Sources said the fight which led the mother biting off a scoopful of flesh from the daughter’s ear, took place around camp 74 behind Ibori Golf course in Asaba campus of the Delta State University. The 46-year-old woman is the secret lover of an Ibo trader who was deported to Nigeria three years ago from Spain, but he allegedly hoodwinked the woman’s daughter into a relationship. The daughter in question had recently graduated and is on visit to the mother after her Youth Service. While their love relationship blossoms, the unsuspecting mother who is a school vice principal, was said to have showered her lover boy with gifts. But this was not to be when the daughter identified as Mabel Igbinosa flippantly opened up to her friend her relationship with the Igbo man who is a building materials trader, including how they made love. Someone the gist got to the mother and she decided to visit the Igbo man’s housearound Okwe Quarters in Asaba. After enjoying herself with her mother’s boyfriend, the girl left his house, unknown to her that the mum was around. She immediately pounced on her, bit off her ear before stabbing her with a bottle. Police was later called in and the shameless mother and daughter were taken away.
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sarzwizard:Mr personal Emeka smith call 4 phone say na him post this rubbish? Haba To Whom brain is given common sense is expected |
A 29-year-old British woman named Sami Walton, says she’s addicted to se x & has opened up about the problem. Speaking to the Sunday Times of Britain, Sami said she needed to have sex at least 40 times a day. And when her boyfriend is too tired to satisfy her, she uses her huge collection of se x toys worth about $2,000. Below is what Everyjoe.com wrote Before she was in a relationship with James, she was traveling all over the country to meet people for se x, then missing work. When Walton explained that she was a se x addict, her boss was understanding at first, but eventually let her go. “Things spiraled out of control completely and I drove my friends away because all I cared about was se x. I had a huge network of people I’d sleep with regularly – I’d call them my friends with benefits – but I’d also sleep with strangers,” she said. “I was so desperate for some action, I’d do anything for se x. I consider myself straight but I’d sleep with women just to satisfy my cravings.” James said it was fun at first, but now he wants to slow down a bit. Thank goodness for Sami’s huge collection of se x toys. “We have had some good times as I’m quite adventurous in bed too. One Bank Holiday weekend we had se x around 40 times. But now I’m getting a bit older I do get tired more easily so I’m glad she has her se x toys as well.” I know se x addiction is real, and loving an addict is difficult, yet somehow I still don’t feel sorry for the guy.
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Krismart:1 car for, u r a true & a blessed naija |
adeyeye5353:u r nt yet born u wey. Never chop, e b like d juju wey dat old malu do una never clear abi? Mungo park |
dacovajnr:how meat go jealous bone dis person? |
U.S.A abeg come & fight for the poor Nigerians Ooo Bumuri de china de flex while our masses r suffering, some r prentending to be enjoying cus of foolish ego & pride. |
marvelck:the writer na mungo park u beta wise b4 u de talk knockout |
marvelck:the right na mungo park u beta wise b4 u de talk knockout |
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Bubu |
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TzIphekitan:wey chapter 8 |
AntiWailer:ok lol umu buharia |
AntiWailer:ok lol |
Una too de lie jor |
AntiWailer:I pity you |
You wan carry nigeria 4 head dey travel buharia? |
(CNN) — Actor Wentworth Miller had a
poignant comeback after he became the
subject of a meme because of his weight gain:
He penned an open letter about depression
and being suicidal.
Miller, who found fame as the buff star of Fox's
action drama "Prison Break" and now stars in
the CW's "Legends of Tomorrow," posted the
meme on his official Facebook page. The
picture shows the actor, lean and tattooed as
he was on the show, next to a heavier image of
him with the caption, "When you break out of
prison and find out about McDonald's
monopoly ..."
In response, Miller wrote, "In 2010, semi-
retired from acting, I was keeping a low-profile
for a number of reasons. First and foremost, I
was suicidal.
"In 2010, at the lowest point in my adult life, I
was looking everywhere for relief/comfort/
distraction," wrote Miller, who also described
battling depression since childhood. "And I
turned to food. It could have been anything.
Drugs. Alcohol. Sex. But eating became the one
thing I could look forward to."
Some weeks, all he looked forward to was his
"favorite meal and a new episode of TOP
CHEF." Consequently, he gained weight.
"One day, out for a hike in Los Angeles with a
friend, we crossed paths with a film crew
shooting a reality show," Miller wrote.
"Unbeknownst to me, paparazzi were circling.
They took my picture, and the photos were
published alongside images of me from
another time in my career. 'Hunk To Chunk.'
'Fit To Flab.' Etc."
The star said that although seeing the image
initially hurt him, he has managed to transform
it into a source of pride.
"Now, when I see that image of me in my red
t-shirt, a rare smile on my face, I am reminded
of my struggle," he wrote. "My endurance and
my perseverance in the face of all kinds of
demons. Some within. Some without.
"Like a dandelion up through the pavement, I
persist."
Miller ended his post with links to helpful
websites for others who are struggling with
depression or are suicidal. "If you or someone
you know is struggling, help is available. Reach
out. Text. Send an email. Pick up the phone.
Someone cares. They're waiting to hear from
you."
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