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Let us see who is going to tell the best lie, I know we have great liars in nairaland. Please all comments should be a lie, its game of who lie best.

NB: core christians, moslems and other regious may decide to view but thier posts are welcomed.

victormini: HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR
IMAGE.
To mess for public dey sweet but if
dem catch u, no be small
embarasment o! Just follow dis
guidelines & u are on ur way to being
a star in dis profession.
1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind
direction,if na closed hall wit air
condition or fan,beta 4 u. Maximum
impact.
2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind
direction. ...
3. Make sure say u get enof leg space.
U go soon knw why!
4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every
now &then.
5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am
until time wey d hall dey noisy incase
ur mess na d type wey dey sound like
AK47.
6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over
left.
7. Elevate d right yansh.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow
steady.
10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.
NOTE:
1. Make sure say no be u be d first
person to complain.
2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus"
who do dis wan. E no go better for d
person wey do dis kind thin," simply
ask "why som persons no fit respect
demselves 4 public places?na wa o"
3. No shout pass odas if not u go
become suspect.
4. Take style disengage from d area,
relocate to another zone and repeat d
exercise!
Trust me,u will go places wit dis
profession.d world must hear of u
more dan Micheal Jackson..
Happy Sunday..

The best post on nairaland since its inception.

I LOVE BEANS

Good post by op. I saw it on todays bulletin.

Cant these female beggars reject any advances from men or cant they scream if they dont want it?. Sometimes they have s3x because of the fun and it is their male beggars in actions.

Thanks for the info.

I am guilty of this today.

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Not only this animal all of them that dont want peace for nigeria.

Bigcake: Asari u have my blessings go for d animal. That's all.

very funny

Interesting debate

Heaven is up and hell fire is down and you dig ground till u reach hell fire.

Teslim Balogun scored the only goal against India. India defeated Nigeria 99-1

when two fowls are fighting we will rule a circle on the floor and insert broom stick in the center, so that they will fight without stoping.

The use of sex appeal in music video is nonsense and demeaning. Ladies are now meant to be seen as sex object and nothing more.

Kairoseki77: I am not a Christian, so quoting the Old Testament means nothing to me.

Anyway, you are willfully lying because EVERYONE knows that Christians believe that Christ died for their sins, and wiped away the old rules of the Old Testament. The New Testament doesn't mention killing anyone. In fact, it famously says that if someone strikes your cheek, that you should turn and offer them the other cheek to strike as well. This is common knowledge.

I have dealt with enough Muslims in my lifetime to know what kind of people they are. I have seen (with my own eyes) Muslims go door to door killing their "infidel" neighbors because some Christian in a far away land insulted the Prophet Muhammed.

I watched neighbors kill neighbors who thought their Muslims neighbors were their friends. Three men knew that a female co-worker had married a Christian, so they walked over to the house, knocked on the door, hacked the husband to death, and then argued for awhile.

They were arguing about the couple's 2 year old baby. The men decided that the baby had been baptized already, so they set the house on fire. The baby was still inside.

The entire time the mother was SCREAMING in a voice I will never forget. She was in shock and couldn't even process what was going on. She tried to run into the fire to get her baby, but the men wouldn't let her.

I remember the woman saying, "but he was your friend" over and over again.

I guess this will be "hidden" because the mods are worried about Muslims going on a rampage. Why THIS story would offend MUSLIMS, I have no idea. To be honest, my story is no different than what we read in the newspaper everyday.

I have seen many things like this in my life time. That's why I always carry weapons when interacting with Muslims.

you are hereby ban till 2025.

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petjum: @daraboy v u heard frm etisalat?? I was sent a mesage to my phone yestday to complete some personal details..

Sequel to ur telephone interview for customer service rep role,we require ur full names,email ,staet of residenece in order to proceed to d next stage!!pls is anybody in my shoe??thanks.

i got same on monday that i should reply with regards to my availability for wednesday.

What standard defines dipping bread in tea as been wrong? You eat bread then drink tea or you drink tea then eat bread they are all the same. Its all about satisfaction of the stomach and not the process involve in eating.

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ghostofsparta: My black brother may the Irunmoles bless you for your sound response. I don't know why our dudu people are readily inclined to always condemned anything ancestrally theirs as inferior and unscientific. One wonders why black Africans are nowhere today except neo-slaves to the rest or the world. Colonial mental slavery is more devastating than physical enslavement, if not I wonder why does the black man still hold on to rhe belief that their first parent is Adam & Eve, anything black is bad while white is God and good. They still think of their native science (Juju) as satanic and demonic just as the EuroArab slave masters defined it to be. Pagan Korea, China, Japan are adapting their nativity(pseudo-juju) to modern science since 40s while many hypocritical religionists are secretly applying the negative aspect of ours for their selfish interest and enriching themselves. Decades ago every one used to consume foreign alcohol while we enrich the foreigner's pockets at the detriment of ours fading into obscurity due to some useless laws, thank the gods for Taiye Solarin (an A'theist) whose brave act put an end to that silly law. Imagine today, our women and ladies unknowingly keep killing their male folks with too much of foreign Magi and Ajinamoto, and they are told what about our native equivalent they'll response with statement that mildly condemns the same Iru and Ogiri what their fore-fathers was ingesting to work the New World and begat them.

God bless you a million times. Tell those deluded insane black people who believe amything white is good and black is bad.

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Agbo jedi jedi is a vital curative bevearage (the non alcholic). It work best when taken at night, the resultant effect is, it searve as a detox and make you stool with ease. It is recommended for those who want to lose weight, there is no overdose in agbo, no fake or imitation in agbo, it has work best for our ancestors. Dont worry am a living witness

Although you might say it is not hygenic and not fit for consumption, but dont be scared it is boiled be it is sold. Drink one cup tonight and come and testify tomorrow.

kponke denge: Thank u 4 defending me my broda. May all ur threads grace d front page in Jesus name.

Amen!

May ur days be long.

This post is afraid to appear.

T-smooth:
Mtcheew! Stupid thread.

you dey mad? Abi u dey craze? Or something dey worry ur head? Wetin de do you self? Guy! You better tk ur time or else...... U know the meaning of "stupid"? You this article of no commercial value. Irresponsible raw material.

ikanason: Give them the 49 million then use the remaining 1million and sow seed in ur church

gbam!

Mr. OON:
still reading to see d joke....

Do you think with your kidney?

Arrant nonsense