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The disarray in that party is what we have all suffered for the past 7yrs. Unfortunately, some of us are nose deep with evil so we can't see past Tinubu's brown teeths.
Anyway, the trend is repeating itself again... a back and forth from UK to Nigeria. The funny thing is that Oga national leader can't coordinate his house and couldn't build a hospital that could take care of his old age! Very shameful and disastrous for a Mega City Slum.

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TOP 7 DANGERS AFFECTING EVERY UBER-BOLT DRIVER IN LAGOS

Sit a cabbie down for a pint of beer and you will hear the most terrible, heart-wrenching, disgusting tales, and sometimes amazing fact checks of events that happen just around you without your freaking knowledge. It pays to pay attention. But for the sake of this post, I have drawn the Top 7 fears of a regular uber-bolt driver in Lagos state. If you have not experienced no 6 then you are lucky

Hidden One-Way drives in Lagos; No doubt it seats pretty at number one for a reason.
Sometimes, try to monetize your problem so you can have a better understanding. A one-way offense in Lagos will cost you over N200,000 and a lot of mental torture, bureaucracy stress, and time-consuming court processes with a risk of losing your car. Newbies are mostly the victims here, not you sir... Mr. know-it-all. Watch this space because i will be making a list of hidden one-ways in Lagos state soon.

Car Air-conditioner: Sometimes as a driver, you would look at yourself and ask; “Is it just me,
abi everybody AC dey misbehave?” Because why is everyone saying “oga is your AC on?”. Well, two things you can do my friend; fix the damn car AC or skill up with an A++ in your customer service and talk your way out. Non is easy, but one is the solution. Sometimes it’s not your fault either, but it definitely turns your car to a glorified Danfo.
SEE THE REST HERE : http://www.greentechnaija.com/2022/01/top-7-fears-of-uber-bolt-driver.html

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A house divided against itself they say cannot what?
Not like I am interested in what goes on in that congregation of demented self-styled evil incarnates... I'm only worried at how their actions and inactions, decisions and indecisions affect the livelihood of the good people of this country. We pray for more disaster on any group of persons trying to impose any form of incompetence on this country again. APC or PDP alike!
For the Lagos man, well he should go and deal with this http://www.greentechnaija.com/2022/01/top-7-fears-of-uber-bolt-driver.html?m=1 first, Then maybe the street will start paying attention.

Lol, am sure ASUU and Labour are his biggest supporters

Leadership should always be about the integrity of the person intending to lead. Perception is thus everything in leadership. If the majority of the would be subjects are saying you are dirty character wise, i think its on you not to force your way into that revered office and soil its potency and integrity. We can't have a fugitive running for president. Not saying Tinubu is one, but we have had enough already.
We should be comparing notes on business ideas and how to a living and not debating this man's age and giving him attention. Unless you haven't gone through this research http://www.greentechnaija.com/2022/01/how-much-does-uber-bolt-drivers-earn-in.html you won't be here on a saturday morning spewing thrash in comment section.

When we should be comparing business ideas
It's really unfortunate that Abians have been reduced to objects of mockery, courtesy of their governors and benefactors. A committee of thieves looking to see who stole better? Shamelessness!! Research topics like http://www.greentechnaija.com/2022/01/how-much-does-uber-bolt-drivers-earn-in.html and see how to help your life!!

I find it really amusing, same time insulting as to how the government of our country thinks and sees its citizens. So because the northern youths have decided in their scantily numbers to stage a peaceful protest, the govt immediately feels threatened and moves to initiate a counter argument with basis on national security. A reason enough to kill anybody who carries a placard in the FCT. By extension, anybody who voices support for them while they march is classified as a separatist or better still terrorist and will obviously be treated as one. Such a dumb and stupid move.
Again, I hope your people in the north can actually read and understand, except you have other ways of communicating what you mean here

MTN retail offer (share sales) closes tomorrow or perhaps midnight today. All along, MTN only needed money to pursue 5G spectrum broadband. And to think I was just searching and researching their performance in the stock market trying to make an investment decision.. has to be another money heist episode in the series.

lol.. I see what Soludo is trying to do. Special mention to MSME means one of few things. For the youths, it could mean a partnership with market associations to help "Ogas" support their umu boy upon completion of apprenticeship. This way the govt is sure of their skills and desire to succeed in their trade. And for the Oga, it's just another weight off his shoulders.
Again, I think Soludo would be futuristic enough to encourage the creation of tech hubs and workspaces around the urban centres to encourage collaborative partnerships that would ordinarily not be possible if the individuals don't meet. The SE especially Anambra must lead the way into tech. There is nothing the Igbos cannot build. But to build, the community needs to meet somehow, from the backend and front end guys to the Ui/UX to the product managers and even possibly the Venture capitalists!

Chloraseptic:
Is he changing clubs to prove a point on Messi?? He's trying too hard.

Are you trying to say if Messi played for PSG, Bayern Munich, Juve, Man City he wouldn't have won the league?? You people are funny.

He didn't even play in England but he has scored 26 goals against your so called big teams. I think only Aguero has more.

there's only one way to find out yeah?
Ronaldo didn't have to wait for his Stans to keep guessing his capabilities, he goes there does his thing and stat-pad on history. That's a goatish attitude

orgylover:
but eod what year because i hear say that car dey sabi break leg anyhow. besides i dont really see them using it for bolt

2004-2005. It's actually very much in use. About the leg thing, always listen to your car. The bolt joint will give you a sign before it goes bad, if you ignore it then it has no choice but to embarrass you

nnamdi65:
Good morning

Please I want to start a temporary business as a Bolt Driver before I got bank teller offer of ₦70,000 monthly.

A friend told me as a Bolt Driver you can earn up to ₦40,000 to ₦60,000 comfortably 6days in a week.
And if I work harder 7am to 7pm I could earn upto ₦80,000 weekly on Bolt.
But I need to invest by buying my own ride (I've just ₦700,000)

And with the Uber or Bolt I can get to meet many people and I can even freelance Real estate or Housing Agent while driving unlike the bank work that doesn't give you enough time.
Note: I just married and I need to Carter for ther family.

Please what your advise.

Chief listen carefully now, it's true you can make even up to 100k in one week Monday to Sunday. But there is always this other side of the hustle they don't tell you about. The car you will buy for 700k is definitely a Nigerian used car. Maybe a Honda City or Civic, or a Toyota Corolla 2002 or honda EOD. All this cars will not go through that kinda intense working condition without giving you tons of issues. You will see the money yeah! But you won't be able to save it. So left to me I would say, do your bank thingy for 6months and keep saving. When you have like 1.2m then go for an EOD direct toks, from there be rest assured that you will make tons of money before it begins to weaken.
I am telling you from experience too, leave the people you will meet o my brother... Make you no go dey meet LASTMA or Taskforce wish you the best mate.
Another alternative?
You can do both if you are a real hustler. Banker during the week, bolt on weekends and you will help your car last long. Reason am well bros.

ALISMILE:
You have succeeded in saying nothing
It is true that the traitor while laying the foundation for the destruction of his village ran to abj to cool off, just like kanu cooling off in the UK while his foot soldiers die on the front

lol..
Naturally, I would engage you... But on a second thought, that privilege you will abuse with a zombie like reasoning. Bye.

NgeneUkwenu:
Imagine the idiot...After destroying Alaigbo, they run to Lagos and Abuja, where there is relative peace to cool off...

It Will Never Be Well With Nnamdi Cownu...

Your usual cheap attempts on smear campaigns are so basic and elementary. A toddler can easily see through your gibberish and rubbish it for what it is. The really annoying part is that someone somewhere is paying for the thrash you spew on Obasanjo's internet! *Yurk*... Can never be me bro.
I hope it's all worth it at the end of the day for you, try not to be caught in the crossfire while being an idiot

lemon10:
Ajebor my niggy how fa na. Jeff, Sunday, and Maitera.

identify yourself sir

lemon10:
Wow!! My alma mata that year. From Futy to Mautech. Representing chemistry department.

who was your HOD? Buba, Dimas, Maina, Jeff, Sunday, Illya?

uniqueuser:
Just recently got admission last 2weeks

congrats

It's a big shame what is going on in Kaduna state. For a fact, kidnapping is a daily occurrence there now... Only the ones that make it to the news are the ones we get to hear! People have died needlessly because someone thought it wise to negotiate with riff raffs.
When this is over, we will all count our losses.

After my service year, I got a 40k sales job. When the disaster called Buhari hit with his first recession in 2016, my salary went from 40k to 20k ( based on % of target met). I will tell you for free, Nigeria is a dream killer but I dey use double barrel follow am for back.

I left the job and began something interesting. Today we are giving back to the society by making it possible to learn everything about cake from scratch to finish for 35k
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I'm not sure what to make of this article really, but investigative journalism requires that if you want to counter an allegation, you would have to provide facts to counter the other "manufactured" facts.
Nice epistle, great wording, meaningless at the end. It reminds me when Fr. Mbaka said "During Abba Kyari's time" as though he had a privilege information to know that the man was indeed the president.
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Naturally you would expect a government that thinks to understand that to develop the Nigerian domestic league, you would need this kind of gestures. Fans would be motivated to step out, pay just to see their idols go head to head.
What I expect ministry of sports to do is give this retiring European players some assurance of security (and maybe a national honour OON) and extend same to the entire league and make it attractive for people like Obafemi Martins to play for MFM, Anichebe Victor for Ifeanyi Ubah, Emmanuel Emenike for Enyimba, and so on. Trust me fans will have something to look forward to and will go a long way in distracting us from this trauma of country.

Lol

By his stripes we are made whole. Thank you Jesus for dying to save mankind.

Naturally I would say do not watch the television today, but it will be misleading when I myself have been watching this show all day on YouTube. It's shown on Channel 173 on DSTV. Happy holidays Nairalanders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyJvTmIgMjs

this fat dunce staged a fight with Joshua at first only to take pictures with Olosho and come back to lose and blame it on "innocent" girls and beautiful alcohol..

Don't trip guys,!!
Watch some cool thriller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N03MhMQrlw

Elon I see you. For those of you still debating which tribe should be president in 2023 in your 21st century Nigeria, here is your mate exploring next alternative planets just incase you all invade their country with your stupidity and backwardness.
Elon Musk is not your daddy GO's mate. He sees the future while your GO predicts it.
For now use the video to cheer up guys. But I should advice you not to open that video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N03MhMQrlw