₦airaland Forum

One thing i like about all these her counter threads. She never quotes anyone in reply to anything posted.
Even when you call her names.






I think she's just like me. Nairaland is were I cool off and catch trips.

OmoAlata1:
how is that a sick sexual fantasy? Now if he goes and finds another woman to do it for him. She will start visiting all pastors and crusades and doing by fire by force prayers to get him back. lol orisirisi

Did a woman type this?



What has the world turned to?

Evina:
Upon receiving our pre marital medical reports, my fiance told me God changed his genotype, from AS to AA. I laughed it off, not because I don't believe in miracles; having personally experienced several, but because he could be very mischievous.

He insisted and asked me to ask his mum. So I asked, "mummy, what is your son's genotype?" She said, " AS". I asked again, for certainty, she said, "AS of course, what's the matter?".

So yes, God changed his genotype! Several tests confirmed it!

To those doubting the efficacy of fasting and praying, SMH. You are on a looooooong tin.

Thank God for you. If you know how many suitors i lost already just because of this issue.

Alcatraz001:
Sorry tro digress from the main topic but what do you mean by what kind of Change is that?

The Change being talked about is Political Change at the Center.I know most people from the South East don't want Goodluck Jonathan to leave Office but the Man must go to Avert an Humanitarian Crisis because he is a threat to World Peace.

The Nigerian Economy is in the toilet due to Bad and Wasteful Management of hitherto Surplus resources when there was a Boom. We Nigerian Graduates know what we are Facing with the Current Lull in Economic Activities due to the Low Oil Prices.

@ Op,God will help you and please know that Millions are in the Same if not worse shoes than you are in and Help is on the way. Your Vote is your Power.

#VoteChange.

If you are not here for the sole purpose of sympathysing or empathysing then you and your friend should carry your wahala to politics section. Please dont come and spoil the man's thread for him. Please... its already bad as it is. dont let it enter worse.



Thank you...

Jesus!
Keep holding on bro. Help is on the way. I wish i could help you.

Loneliness brings about depression.
The married ones dont take it easy on their unmarried friends either. They form a clique and alienate you. Even when you genuinely ask about the welfare of their family because you care, they see it as you pokenosing instead of minding your business. You visit them? Wahala- you want to snatch their husband. Their husbands? -double wahala, will want to enter your panties instead of introducing you to his married brothers or friends. You are succesful? - na here matter finish, its because of the runs you are doing thats why you didnt see husband. Their bosses? Feel its thier right for the single ladies to sleep with them. In that same office? Staff address the married females with respect even when they are obviously younger than the unmarried.





Dont feel bad if she doesnt handle all the stress well. People have different level of tolerance. Some more, others a little.
To each, his own.

Defcon1:
You need not even go there

What can I say?

This is the same guy who saw it appropriate to post pictures of his late parents scantily clad, and clutching rolls of weed.

l give up.

A mango tree does not produce coconuts...

MarvellousGod:
Veave, Evina et al, which shower milk do you recommend? I currently use palmolive naturals but I feel like I need a change. ..

Honey, i'm not the best person to ask oh. My own case is different cus i have a sensitive skin. Things i use are strictly on derma recomendation. I so wish i can walk into any beauty shop, just pick any showergel or soap and use happily. God dey sha.

Rhukie:
my wedding is in a week but my tummy has refused to reduce. help a sister oooo

Breakfast: a cup of warm water mixed with lemon and ginger
Lunch: half a pot of watermelon
Dinner: 2 cups of water.
Start today and thank me next friday.










If you faint next saturday. Dont call me fa.
But it will work sha.

Nne let us know when you touch down ok? Turbulence free flight. Amen.

hilarious picture. I remember those days.

We will run and run. Mumcy will get tired and start crying and begging us.

Defcon1:
Sister,if l told you the stick l have been getting for sharing your opinion on this matter, you would pity me.

They have called me all sorts of names.For what??

They say children normally get dirty playing.l agree 101%

My argument is if I were to take a picture of my kids l want the world to see,l wouldn't snap them looking worse for wear;simply because kids are expected to get dirty while playing

But,hey,that's me
l don't know about others

lf they want they can upload the picture of their kids potty training...after all that is very normal with kids

ignore them. Thats to show you the number of dirty people we have in Nigeria. You don't need to have all the money in the world to keep your children clean.

Those kids are not diry from playing. Look well, you'll see what I'm saying...

How has the mighty fallen.

Defcon1:
Nigerians are always quick to label someone a hater or "bad belle" once you have a contrary opinion to theirs based on a picture

lt is pathetic

1,why would I be jealous of innocent pretty little girls or their parents??

2,lf you read well,l said it was just an observation NOT criticism
l believe you didn't read that part in a rush to label me "bad belle"

3,Children can very well get dirty it is normal,but when talking a picture of them you want the world to see you should at least make them look more pleasant.
At least that is what I would do.l don't know about you

thank you very much. Look at the second girl. Her gown hasn't been washed for days. That is not dirt from carryin her obviously clean dog but accumulated dirt.

Defcon1:
Nigerians are always quick to label someone a hater or "bad belle" once you have a contrary opinion to theirs based on a picture

lt is pathetic

1,why would I be jealous of innocent pretty little girls or their parents??

2,lf you read well,l said it was just an observation NOT criticism
l believe you didn't read that part in a rush to label me "bad belle"

3,Children can very well get dirty it is normal,but when talking a picture of them you want the world to see you should at least make them look more pleasant.
At least that is what I would do.l don't know about you

thank you very much. Look at the second girl. Her gown hasn't been washed for days. That is not dirt from carryin your obviously clean dog but accumulated dirt.

fairygeh:
Those kids are in their house playing with dogs. Now how kept do u want them to be? Or you want them to fix Brazilian hair and wear their Christmas dress?
BTW,how kept are you on your dp?

I'm not on my dp honey

Wow. Very nice. Keep it up gurl...

Akshow:
Is that ur face on ur profile? And u dare to say someone is unkempt? With that ugly unkempt, pimpled, dark spots face, black face of urs. U are laughable.

Honey, it wasn't said in spite ok? Just an observation. And to think you decided to dive into conclusion about whatever pic you saw on my profile. I laugh in chinese... i know you want to pick a fight. please check elsewhere ok? We all are entitled to our own opinion.




BTW in case you decide not to check elsewhere, feel free to quote me just for ranting sake...



P.S- if you must expose your children to social media, then do it rightly... a picture tells more than a thousand words ... thanks.

dunkem21:
Impossibility is nothing.

I never dreamt of meeting Ini edo but I did and she gave me a peck and her call card ..people were like ..what did you tell her, are you sure there's no hidden movie camera ..blah ..blah ..blah

Tell us the truth. you didn't bathe afterwards for three months to preserve the effects of the peck abi

nnamdiosu:
Hmmmmm Vivian.........

Watapun

E better. At least i go chop the banana. Wetin go vex me na if e go buy wan yeye rose flower eh? E go explain wetin i wan use am do. Even ugu leaf better pass sef, at least i go use am cook soup.

Herzumpther:
I heard the same thing and a doctor confirmed its true too. I was going to ask Evina if she takes it everyday.

Congrats pweetiebabe and every other bride here.

@Veave how are you? Been checking here to see...emm your wedding date. Remember i ppromised to come. Xup? I've not seen you in the kitchen of late, hope you are good?

I'm okay sweets.
Eeeerrrrm,on the wedding... we waiting for the groom. I'll def let you know when he shows up. Okay?

Oh how i love you.
You prepared agama lizard. And posted goat meat stew...
Your sense of humour is soo off da hook.

martyns303:
Let me start by saying, in no way are their actions justifiable, however, it will be note worthy that this story may not be entirely true.

When you are arrested, you seldom write your own statement, this is mostly the case if you are young or uneducated, the police write the statement based on the charges they want to charge you with. This is the only explanation as to how an illiterate can write a fine and well articulated statement.

First, one of the charges leveled against the boys is that they stole a blackberry phone from the victim, on which of the victim's phone then did they call to place the ransom as stated by the police.

Secondly, the victim claim she became unconscious after a ring was stroke against her chest, however in her unconscious state, she was able to remember where she was taken to, she was offered alcohol, and in her unconscious state she consumed the alcohol.

A proper read of this story will expose a couple of flaws in it.

And for Pete's sake N6000 ransom? A desperate attempt from either the victim's family or the police to make their case strong.

Here is a logical explanation, the girl went to the culprits willingly, they had a nice time consuming alcohol, when she was drunk they had their way with her. Upon the realization of what has happened the girl informed her folks. But then her folks will ask her how she got to the culprits place, thus the story of the ring and being unconscious.

May your daughters or sisters never be raped so that you will not come to nairaland to give this analysis that will generate as much likes as you want.


If only men will cultivate their conscience.

jiggaz:
So God can pity me and bless me? loool dis is sooo hilarious. U don't know me yet u come here to talk trash. I can feed ur whole family so calm ur tits.

In your dreams. Successful people are too busy giving thanks to their maker they don't have time to be this bitter oga. Same way i dont know you is same way we both don't know O C. If you cant say a good word about someone, its better you shut up.

jiggaz:
O C is dat you? Calm down man, am not spoiling ur hustle. just dat i see the trailer of ur movies on most mainstream media so i became curious.

And your eyes can't even see the F attached to my user name. Oh well, Not surprised tho, You are too busy finding fault blindly

You haven't seen his movies and you come here to talk trash? Why do people like spoiling other peoples hustle abeg... Repent so that God can pity you and bless you.

GoodBoi1:
@Veave I would like to know what you're studying? Is is digital signal processing (I have interest in that area)? And is it in Nigeria?

I'm actually doing something related to TTS. Yes, in Nigeria. The images of the alphabets of the language i'm working with is what i'm trying to process. DIP/DSP, OCR and some other aspects will be touched.

Were is bobby obodo

GoodBoi1:
Have you tried looking for gaussian filyer libraries e.g this one in C++
http://www.librow.com/articles/article-9

Got some, still searching, still reading. Just thought i should ask, if anyone already have an idea. So he/she would help me understand it. Some things are looking strange, besides i don't a understand how to get the parameters from the images nor how to apply them to the formulars. will check this site tho... thanks

GoodBoi1:
What language, library, tool (matlab?) are you using?

The system I'm designing will be implemented in c language. I just need to smoothen the images using gaussian or medium blur. Finding my way around it is the issue here.

obioraval:
Are you using MATLAB?

C. I have to understand how it works first. Before thinking of writing anything.