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that's not true...
at least the last person I dated before going celibate. I asked him out.
immediately I set my eyes on him, I knew I would not rest if I do not talk to him.
collected his number.
and started chyking him
we dated for 8months
Great guy I must confess...

ShahzadNonso:
*licking lollipop by the corner*

oh go away joor... this is between me and d op...

dis one pass my power abeg..
hian! I neva even advice myself finish

looks so much like her mum

Ahem!!!

Thank you

Were?

Wats rutabaga

tchiwinnie:
lol, just cake all day? dats for desert nau

No, I'm just fantasizing on the amount of cake i'll eat this period

#sighs...
And I'm so hungry, no strength to cook.
Hmmmmn

Wahala everywere

He should be happy.

#never be ashamed of your heritage.
#anyone who makes you feel less human because of were you come from does not deserve you.

awwwn... get well soon sir

ojingbe:
any album

ok

ojingbe:
I guess is pyscologica try take your mind off the sleep. do something that relaxes the mind. e.g take a cold shower after that brush your teeth go to the bed straight now get a earpiece play cool songs like enya it works like majic.
note take your mind of sleeping. thank me latet

don't have anything enya... okay leme download one album. Which one do you suggest?

You do not need to verbally complain... wen d look on ur face is like nobody go tell am.

Chai! Let me go and watch kanwulia's video

nairalife2013:
daan! Veave dear I had a leedl lack-o-sleep ma sef and dint notice d f till now dat I am just done taking a good look! And u waited dis long on it!...I was just about sending plan b and, in al pacino's voice, I was to com down hard on d philosophy!!! Sory veave.

Ok, no wahala

kennyman20:
That's why you're disturbing me the other time abi.. my own time is also coming... watch out!

Sorry

Guys...
I did not sleep



Will have to go to the clinic tmao

100Cents:
I fine from head to toe.

Ladies man. Just that I am not so lucky with falling in love.

#sighs...
So why do you want to fall in love first before you marry me

Okay...lets see... 3hrs from now... God willing...

dancok:
I like their massages can u share what he or she said about sex with me.

Sure, permit me to take a nap. Ok?

stinggy:
Now I don't like how you sound
Making me feel I don't wanna hear your point out. Don't get me wrong pls, I just wanted you to see things from a diff angle..

Did you sleep well?

I want to try and sleep... on cat nap like that

100Cents:
Do you mean 6 packs ?

Yes...
Do you?

KanwuliaJara:
Get off your bed.
It might be the MAJOR PROBLEM.
Try sleeping on a RECLINER. . . in front of your TV.
I sleep better on a recliner. . .

When my mom tried it. . .she stopped sleeping on a bed.
She could not believe it. As soon as she sits on a recliner WITH HER FEET UP. . . .SHE IS OUT TILL DAYLIGHT!
Some people do not get a good rest LAYING FLAT in bed.

Try it. . . . IT WORKS LIKE MAJIC!

I nor dey sleep for bed o. . . .LAI-LAI!!!!

Will try it... let me take a cold shower... body soo hot.

KanwuliaJara:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Sleep?

I nor wan miss anything for NL o!

My head is not pounding sha!

I only take cat-naps!

Please how do you take cat naps?

9inches:
I'm not in your shoes but you really need to get some orgasm especially prior to bedtime, it helps. Someone is surely not doing his job

I'll try today... about the job thingy it isnt always about that you know

stinggy:
Smh...they narrowed it down to sex.

Have you been over-stressed of late?
Do you have things you're brooding on lately?

I don't sleep much too but mine didn't start today.

Welll... i didnt really used to sleep before. these days it becomes worse and noticeable...
God help me!

nairalife2013:
U need "great" sex wid a lady well endowed who is also attracted to u. It will set u free. Start in d nite but dont let her stay!
If she must stay let her know u must be let alone. Tell her after u have cum and she is about starting bothering u!!!
make sure u have made her com first.

Ps:
never leave a lady un-cum.
Make sure u always see her juice on yur shaft before u free yours.
Goodluck

Bros... did you not see the(f) attatched to my username

For a while now, its been trouble sleeping..
No siesta, nap or anything
My head pounds, my nose runs, my eyes are itchy...
Thats the more reason why i've been a bit troublesome on nairaland...
Who else in my shoe?