₦airaland Forum

TonyeBarcanista:
Wee you keep kwayet? You sit in your house typing nonsense.

And where do you sit typing yours,may be the bar?

nonut:
When is Jubril having a debate with Mr Atiku?

when the moderator in chief (cownu)is back from exile.

ochejoseph:
*From the desk of Reno Omokri the master of facts.*

1. One of the achievements in the @MBuhari Next Level campaign document is that they increased power from 4000 megawatts in 2015 to 7000 megawatts today. But how can you increase power without building even one single new power station? Retweet if you know this is a #NextLevelLies

2. One of the achievements in the @MBuhari campaign document is the Mambilla hydro power plant. But that plant is an @OfficialPDPNig project by @GEJonathan. Dont take my word for it. @Google it. They have no achievements so they lie. Retweet if you know this is a lie #NextLevelLies

3. Another achievement in the @MBuhari campaign document is the 700 MW Zungeru power plant. But that plant is an @OfficialPDPNig project by @GEJonathan. Don’t take my word for it. @Google it. They have no achievements so they lie. Retweet if you know this is a lie #NextLevelLies

4. The @MBuhari campaign document lists job creation as achievement! Even @SGYemiKale, head of NBS was on Twitter to complain that they have not given him funds to release this year’s job numbers. 11 million Nigerians lost their jobs. Retweet if you know it is a lie #NextLevelLies

5. Another achievement in @MBuhari’s campaign document is the creation of “a fairer and more equitable society”. Yet ALL the intelligence agencies are headed by Northern Muslim men. Not one SE person heads a security agency. Retweet if you know this is another big #NextLevelLies

6. The next achievement in @MBuhari’s campaign document is that “we lay the foundation for a star and prosperous nation”.Yet Nigeria was officially named the world headquarters for extreme poverty under Buhari. Retweet if you know this is another one of @fkeyamo’s big #NextLevelLies

7. Another @FKeyamo lie in @Mbuhari’s campaign document is the claim that “We implemented a responsible and transparent fiscal plan”. Yet Ibe Kachikwu’s leaked memo revealed NNPC awarded $25 billion contracts without due process. Retweet if you know it is another big #NextLevelLies

8. The biggest @FKeyamo lie in @Mbuhari’s campaign document is the claim they reduced rice importation by 90%.. Nigeria is now the WORLD’s SECOND LARGEST RICE IMPORTER after China. Our rice imports increased by 30%. @Google it. Retweet if you know this is another big #NextLevelLies

9. @FKeyamo’s lies of @MBuhari achievements claims they have improved healthcare. They improved healthcare so much that Buhari lived in London for half of 2017 and @AishaMBuhari complained of no paracetamol in @AsoRock clinic. Retweet if you know this is another big #NextLevelLies

10. Their Next Level campaign document claims they stabilised the economy, yet, Bloomberg named the Naira under @MBuhari as the fourth worst performing currency on earth. Please don’t take my word. Google it. Retweet if you know this is another big #NextLevelLies

11. @FKeyamo’s Next Level document praises @MBuhari’s economic plan. Is Keyamo an economist? @BillGates traveled to @AsoRock and told Buhari face to face that ‘Your economic plan does not meet the needs of Nigerians’. Google it! Retweet if you know this is another big #NextLevelLies

12. Can you imagine how low and shameless @FKeyamo and co are. They advertise the so called WAEC ‘certificate’ given to @Mbuhari as an achievement! Look at how stupid they think you are. Look at what they have reduced Nigeria to. Retweet if you know this is another big #NextLevelLies

13. The latest news is that satan is preparing a special award of recognition for @FKeyamo and all those who put together the lying contraption called @MBuhari’s Next Level campaign document. They can lie for Africa! Retweet if you know the next level is just a big fat #NextLevelLies

14. How did Nigeria get to the point where a President arranges a special Dinner Ceremony and Thanksgiving to celebrate a WAEC ‘Certificate’? I guess when you have no achievements to celebrate, you end up celebrating your ‘certificate’! Retweet to reject this #NextLevelLies

Source: www.twitter.com/renoomokri

we wan manage the lies than the thief

NwaAmaikpe:




This looks like propaganda to me.
Hope it is not APC people trying to discredit the PDP administration in my dear Rivers state?

He said the gunmen killed many but it is only one person's picture here.
Besides, the lady in the picture does not even look dead. How can a dead person wear eyelashes and be masturbating?

If it is your dear Rivers,why make call to confirm. Someone lost a sis and hear you're saying trashy politics.

davidodiba:
I remember how stranded I was supporting GEJ in 2014...

Fast forward to 2018...
I am enjoying this payback time...


Fully Atikulated..........

And you will be stranded again, mark it somewhere.

ochejoseph:
I married Atiku because of his integrity, says Titi

November 18, 2018
Hajiya Titi Abubakar, wife of the Peoples Democratic Party Presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar, said she married her husband because of his honesty, sincerity and integrity.

Mrs, Atiku made the remarks when a group, Women for Atiku, paid her a courtesy visit at her Maitama residence in Abuja.

“I get confused whenever I read the false allegations of corruption being peddled by mischief makers against my husband in the media.


“I ask myself if they are referring to my husband whom I have been married to for 47 years or a different person.

“No one knows my husband like I do and their descriptions of him are totally those of a different person and not those of the man I love and adore because of his uprightness,” Mrs. Atiku said.


She said they were brought together by destiny and that she had been endeared to him because of his sterling qualities and patriotism to his fatherland.

“I was on my way back to Nigeria from Benin Republic where I visited my aunt and was accosted by custom officials at the Idi-Iroko border who demanded the payment of a duty for the pair of brocade materials which were gifts from my aunt.

“An argument ensued between us and I told them to keep the material because I would not pay duty for a pair of brocade, and a gift at that.

“The officer, who was Head of the Command at that time intervened, paid for the duty charge and gave me the receipt.

“One thing led to the other, we hooked up later and the rest is now history.

“As the head, he could have chosen to order that I be allowed to go, but he paid for the duty and that act, from that time, impressed me and I fell deeply in love with the man Atiku,’’ she said.

The National Coordinator of Women for Atiku, Mrs. Blessing Ebera, thanked Mrs. Abubakar for the warm reception accorded her group and pledged that it would continue to mobilise women across every ward to vote for Atiku Abubakar come 2019.


https://punchng.com/i-married-atiku-because-of-his-integrity-says-titi/

that was long time ago,the man now is a kleptomaniac

seunmohmoh:
HAZARD is the main man

For Chelsea shey?

Khd95:
Hazard is the new generation GOAT

and you see the GOAT name on the list?

Khd95:
Hazard is the new generation GOAT

and you see the GOAT name on the list?

SarkinYarki:
With what we have suffered in Nigeria under Buhari it will be a sin for me to mourn a Buhari supporter for now so I will just pretend I didn't see this ..

I looked but fail to see Buhari at scene, all I heard from you was RIP or was it not from you. In that case you're heartless. From me and other reasonable folks RIP.

bunmiano:
That's his picture from Uber page
AUGUSTINE CHUKUY CHUKWUDI

What do you expect from a chukwudi,and they blame the country.

flowmama:
Good result for PDP even in katsina...

what do you expect, candidates from the same State?

iykecicero:
Nigerians should wake up. Like play, like play, APC would rig itself back to office and Nigerians would be surprised by what has hit them. INEC in collusion with APC rigged the Ekiti, Osun gubernatorial elections. Now, it’s the bye elections in Kwara and Katsina that they have rigged. And Nigerians still think that Aminu Jubril al Soudani is playing. He ain’t playing. He means business. And he’s determined to come back either by hook or crook in 2019. And he’s being facilitated by INEC.

O ga-eme ndi Nigeria vuum n’anya mgbe Jubri Onye Sudan ga-emeri na ntuzi aka nke 2019. Mazi Nnamdi Kanu ekwuola ya.

Python will continue dancing be that oooh

NextPresido:
So you prefer the killings and ethnic divisions that the country is experiencing instead??

killings and ethnic divisions the oppositions create?

PizzleGold:
The presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, has approached the general population of the North East geopolitical zone not to vote in favor of the decision All Progressives Congress in the 2019 general election.

The former Vice President decided on Saturday amid a gathering with his supporters upon come back to his home state.

Amid the association, Umaru Fintiri, the PDP governorship candidate for Adamawa was exhibited to the electorate.

He approached the general population of North East to remove the APC out of the region.

He said the people of the North East had a chance to regain political prominence in the country by voting his party, the PDP in the 2019 general elections from bottom to the top.

Abubakar said, “We thank God for this home coming which has afforded me the opportunity to make this reunion since my emergence as the Presidential candidate of the PDP. It is no longer news that I emerged the Presidential candidate of our party – the PDP at the Port Harcourt convention.

“It is not just my desire that the people of North East gain prominence again but it’s a sacred duty that the people must root out the APC completely from the bottom to the top.

“We have that chance to choose the PDP and be in front. I am a son of the North East, I have returned to thank the people of Adamawa and the entire North East, for our feat in Port Harcourt.

“I want to appeal that you vote out the APC from the region by ensuring that from the Presidency down to the states you elect only the PDP. From bottom to the top l want the PDP to be in control as far as this zone is concerned.”

SEE MORE:: http://starnation.com.ng/dont-vote-for-apc-atiku-tells-north-east-citizens/

So expect north east to vote for you,for your eight years with obasanjo no infrastructure on ground to show you're from that end.You were busy selling off Nigeria's assets with your Right hand and buying same with your left hand.When time comes you will be surprised.

LibertyRep:
Ehn ehn.

What about security votes, estacodes and other sundry allowances?

Who needs salary of paltry 600k when the security vote and other allowances run into hundreds of millions of naira.

Ogbeni talk another one joor.

what about no account no house, praise whom a praise is due please.

CilicMarin:
Shehu Sani is a useless, frustrated and embittered man. He should shove his Useless opinion down his sagging ass!

just like that? And where do you shove your over useless opinion?

Omooba77:
President Muhammadu Buhari has again faulted the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) for allegedly mismanaging the nation’s resources.

He stated this at a meeting with a select group of South East leaders on Friday at the State House in Abuja.

The President believes that although the forthcoming elections should not be a do or die affair, he will never support the opposition party to rule the country.

“Let anybody lead this country but not the PDP,” he was quoted as saying in a statement by his Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Mr Garba Shehu.

President Buhari added, “They (PDP) were so reckless with the resources of the country. The state of infrastructure we inherited was terrible – no roads, the railway was killed and power.

“They lacked conscience because anybody with a conscience will not do what they did. We will report them to Nigerians.”





The President noted that the reported split within the Ohanaeze Igbo socio-cultural group over the purported endorsement of the PDP candidate, former Vice President Atiku Abubakar, did not come to him as a surprise.

He said the moment the said resolution was announced, he got calls from some leaders from the region asking him to disregard it as it was without any substance.

“From that moment, I knew that the resolution would not stand, and alas, there it was,” said President Buhari who added, “We have done so much. Given the chance, we will do more. Given every chance, we will tell Nigerians where we were in 2015 and what we have achieved up to now.”

He stressed further, “We will not get tired of speaking about the golden opportunity Nigeria lost during 16 years of the PDP. We earned money, which we didn’t use.

“If you ruin the economy, send your children abroad to get education; won’t they come back? I said it 30 years ago that this is the only country we have. We must stay here and salvage it together.”

The leaders of the delegation, Mr Emeka Ekwuosa and the Nation.

https://www.channelstv.com/2018/11/16/let-anybody-lead-this-country-not-pdp-buhari/?utm_source=TW&utm_medium=ChannelsTV-+AutoPoster&utm_campaign=SNAP%2Bfrom%2BChannels+Television

of course not the thieves again

NessaBoo:
Arsenal is bae dear!!!
From the players to the coaches to the managers....I love em all

And to the fans?

MrTechy:
Ah just recently picked interest in soccer too ⚽

where were you

chubysoft1:
This is an old post. What's wrong? No new post again?

post new one

anambraeyes:
By Dr Ugoji Egbujo

Tales were only once told only by moonlight. The sun gave way to the moon and people gathered to wind down. They shared tales , fables , lullabies and all.

Those tales were useful because they were not to be believed. Children were told scary fairy tales so they wouldn’t wander from home. No one actually wanted to deceive another. Now men gather children and fellow adults and with constipated faces tell them political fairy tales in broad daylight. Politicians and the clergy now concoct tales and tell them without songs. And force lumps of rough tales down throats as they would force medicine down the throat of sick children.

The scary thing is no one really knows if these modern day tale bearers know their stories are imaginary. And if those who hear them know where to keep them. Now adults are told political fairy tales. They nod like frightened children. And hold on to them like scriptures. About a year ago many said Buhari had died in London. Fayose was certain he was in the mortuary. He said he had the pictures.

Many of those who celebrated Buhari’s death went dumb when he returned. Fayose gave up the ownership of secret intelligence channels around the president that once made him the favorite of gossip magazines. He never talked about the mortuary pictures we once knew he had under his pillow.

But Nnamdi Kanu, the owner of the late dog named Jack didn’t take Buhari’s recovery and return calmly. He looked closely at the recuperated man and shook his head. He declared that the returnee was an impostor of the Buhari that died in London. He said his men of the Biafra Secret Service had reliable intelligence that a certain Jibrin from Sudan had been co opted to fill in for the dead Buhari.

Ordinarily, with a little song, that would have made a good African fairy tale. But without a song, and without the somnolence of moonlight, Nnamdi Kanu’s tale raised eyebrows. Many amongst his apostles who had longed to kiss the feet of the Director of Radio Biafra couldn’t help but doubt their god. But their unbelief sparked anger in the supreme freedom fighter. He labeled those who couldn’t see Jibrin de Sudan in Buhari as morons.

They knew if they persisted in their unbelief they would become rebels, saboteurs. So they started to believe. Some could only go half the way. So they deemed their supreme leader’s Jibrin theory a useful exaggeration. So Jibrin became, in their hearts, an apt metaphor of a disappointing president. So they too, these intellectuals, could say the healthy Buhari is Jibrin. Cynics hissed. They had always doubted the firmness of Nnamdi Kanu’s grasp of reality.

After he expounded Jibrin, they included hallucinations in the long list that must be overcome during any royal rehabilitation for the supreme leader. After Jibrin instructed a python dance and the Biafra secret service smuggled Nnamdi Kanu into a hole outside the country we all thought the Idea of Jibrin had been buried. But Jibrin of Sudan has lived on.

A certain pastor mounted the pulpit a few days ago and spoke about Jibrin. He said it took him a while but he has seen that the Buhari in Aso Rock isn’t the Buhari that went to London for medical treatment. The pastor spoke with priestly earnestness. He must have acquired the special spirit of discernment as the IPOB leader.

The problem with fake news is that it is potentially a weapon of mass destruction. It is true that corruption can kill Nigeria. But perhaps corruption is a slow virus. The plague that took apart Rwanda in a few months in 1994 was not corruption. It was hatred spawned by fake news.

It was the fake news about the existence of weapon off mass destruction that brought Iraq to precipitate ruins. If a picture of Buhari surfaces and his nose appears a little flatter than the beak of a woodpecker murmurs about Jibrin will fill the air. Corruption is ruthless. But it is fake news that has the stubbornness and ruthlessness of a Californian wild fire. The elections are here. Tempers are volatile. Idle poorly educated young men are the combustible dry wood . They abound. Ethnicity and religion are the high velocity winds. They are here. Fake news is the fire. Its factories are sprouting everywhere. Firefighters could be useless.

Nigeria is therefore particularly vulnerable. It has many pyromaniacs in positions of influence. Jibrin, fortunately, is not the sort of news that can set the country instantaneously ablaze. But the sheer stupidity of the story and its baffling tenacity must trouble the lovers of peace. If the most outlandish of political fairy tales can survive for so long and manage to intrigue minds that claim sophistication then the country is exceptionally vulnerable . Fayose may have dropped off the bus. But he and his colleagues set it on that ruinous path. If he hadn’t declared that he had mortuary pictures perhaps the demons wouldn’t have found tilled grounds on which to sow their ‘Jibrinous’ hallucinations . What Jibrin does by its sheer ridiculousness is to prepare the ground for a future mass hypnosis.

Fake news , like weeds , must abound. But if allowed to flourish only in beer parlors and motor parks then the society may not be harmed. Real damage is risked when fake news takes residence in government houses and houses of God. And when it occupies radio and television stations. Ordinary people took part in the holocaust and roasted ordinary people. Deliberate insistent misinformation was all that was needed.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/11/jibrin-of-sudan-and-the-audacity-of-fake-news/

He jibrun from Sudan but when he sent the Python after them oh he has returned to his old military ways,confusion.

NIGHTMARE0O7:
women on hijab ooooooooh. I thought they are saints.

The dressing may be modus operandi, how do you fit a lap top in a skirt.

[quote author=dukie25 post=73028957]Raise up your hand if you actually believe Ganduje would own up as the supplier of those vehicles.

And remember to also raise up your hand if you think Ganduje will purchase such vehicles and write Gobir on them. shallow thoughts.

When foreign agencies mentioned something about your country that suit your selfish mind,you believed them but when they go contrary you shout foul.

Afamed:
Made in Dubai accusation

my broad,let's hear the names.

stephenduru:
A Jos-based public affairs analyst and commenter identified as Davidson took to Facebook to share photos of victims killed that led to the killing of Major Alkali.According to him,they were killed few days before some bad ones blocked the road and killed Major Alkali.He wrote....

'In the flurry of activities that led to the sad but cold blooded murder of Gen Alkali Idris at Dura- Du, we may forget to mourn and commiserate with some families there too that are still grieving the murder of their loved ones who were mowed down by armed killers in a Gestapo style a few days before some bad ones blocked the road and killed Alkali reprehensibly.

They also deserved to be buried with honor by having a high-powered condolence visit to their families and also their families would wish to see that their killers, like that of the late General, were unearthed and arrested as well.

Rest in peace dear friends and neighbors'



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/11/see-photos-of-victims-killed-that-led.html

And you did not volunteer such information when the army was searching for the general.

What I observed in this Boko fight is ,the army Wait's for the boko boys to attack first before retaliating.Sure looks like the army hierarchy is enjoying the show (monetary)

You claimed that you know where they are but you can't attack their locations. You wait for them,this beats me.

Why all defections in groups is always in round figures of 5,000;3,000;2,000.

Calyb:
This is the whole village na

Never seen those women that protested.

googlepikins:
Innocent people paraded by the most corrupt police in the world.


If you know you know.

Try and be sensible