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calebo101: 450k for business investment and i'm reaping the benefits today, . Just a friend and not a girlfriend. Sometimes it pays to be nice.

Bro don't tell me that after 450k that you are still in the friend zone

So she get 72 virgins boys now? I hope her toto can take it....lol
Mean while Abubarkar Shekau and his crew are getting their own piss of toto in Sambisa forest.
The guy is not waiting for 72 virgins when he dies. He is wants his own on earth....that is the only reason he kidnapped those girls.

Blockus: OP!!

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

One day, take her by surprise, looosen your belt and whip her like a child that she is. And when you are done, give her an ultimatum; Return to factory default setting or move out.

Dont let any pastor become the head of your family. If your biitch isnt acting right, whip her or cut the biitch off.

And its okay if you cheat now, God would understand. If Virgin Mary looked like that, she would not had been God's babymama.

This stuff sounds crazy but you are on point (just remove the virgin Mary part next time).

talk2cj08: TETRACYCLINE
popularly called “red and yellow capsule” in places like Nigeria isan antibiotic and one of the medications that have been seriously abused.It’s a first choice for many people in treating diarrhea; and a lot of them do not use the right dosage. Many people are guilty of this.Here are very important facts you must know before you use another dose of tetracycline.

1. Don’t use less than the required dose. Some people use only 2 or 4 capsules and they stop. This will cause resistance, and it may not work for you when you use it another time.

2. Tetracycline is not to be taken by children less than eight years. The drug may cause permanent discolouring of your teeth.

3. Pregnant women (or those planning to get pregnant soon) or nursing (breast feeding) mothers should not us tetracycline

4. Tetracycline should not be taken with milk, yoghurt or other dairy products.

5. Tetracycline should NOT be used at the same time with oral contraceptives. This is because taking the drug at the same time with some oral contraceptives may cause the contraceptive not to work.

6. Tetracycline might produce some side effects such as diarrhoea, blurred vision, nausea and vomiting, dizziness, infections of the vagina, etc as adverse effects. 

7. Always consult your doctor, pharmacist or other health professionals before using tetracycline or any other antibiotic.

Thanks for the write up.
However, I have a question. What is the side effect of imodium? I always use it as a 1st line of defense once I have running stomach.

Thanks for the good information.

hotwax: A friend of mine met a girl in Spa last week. I was surprise to see them exchanging pictures 2 days later.
She sent her nude pics to my friend.

I was like, what sort of carelessness is this?

Ladies can be carried away by lust_/love, that they tend to do disgusting things that can come back to hurt/hunt them.

Come to think of it. Some ladies do not have foresight. Some might become the chief Judge of the Federation in the future, and when they have se_x tapes, nud_e pictures with ex-BF and sugar-daddies, and that affects them gravely.

It reminds me of Chidinma (singer). We all saw her se_x tape. I had the tape before and I am 100% sure she is the one. She used media propaganda to clean her dirt but people still have this tape.

Below is another case of one upcoming actress.

http://okgist.com/blog/2013/12/video-download-3-days-to-her-wedding-bose-akanmu-sextape-surfaces-lobatan/

When she she becomes famous, she will claim that is not her. Its Photoshopped.

Ladies, wise up!

Bro, I think you can make your point with out posting the link of the video. This na person sister ooo! And in the video you can see the lady asking the guy not to video her and the guy said that he will delete if after they watch it.
My take is that she was just naive and too trusting. The guy no try at all!

All the used car merchants will relocate to Cotonou. Our borders are still porous and customs officers are still as corrupt as ever.

Choi! See market oooo. Rivers state money go finish for this imported ashis

Madam and his boy-boy.
It's amazing what Gowon has become. For all the atrocities and genocide he committed for the Hausa-Fulani, he has nothing to show for it. He was just a errand boy used by the northern bandits. These days I laugh every time I hear how Fulani's are kill Gowon's brother in the middle belt like chicken. They are surely reaping what they sow; it is just a taste of what we fought for. The only difference is that we had the ball to stand up and fight for our lives and territory; and still has the capability and will to do the same today it the need arises. God bless Biafra and her children!

[quote author=T-smooth]Make dem remove Nnamdi Azikwe frm dat money abeg, make dem replace am wit M.K.O.[/quote]Your father there!

[quote author=Donalð Genes]5. Mercedes Benz S500 Plug-In Hybrid (Fall 2014)
The 2014 Mercedes Benz S Class is about to be released this fall, but many are waiting on the plug-in hybrid to make the biggest splash on the market. When Mercedes has a hybrid in showrooms, the segment has officially arrived in the U.S. luxury market. Early reports suggest the approach to the hybrid will be Porsche-like, with the S500 Plug-In Hybrid able to go around 18 miles on a charge. Pricing on the S Class starts around six figures. Potential for eMPG is expected to be above 60.[/quote]THIS CAR IS OBVIOUSLY A MUSTANG

Imbeciles!!!!!

Na waa ooo.....na person mama be this ooo.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Yeah, Those era that we have to come down from bus and raise our hands up every now and then? I remembered walking around Mobil filling station at Rumoukrushi with my hands up for like 10 minuts. Presently, I party from dusk to down and still drive about around 2 am in PH courtesy of Ameachi.

Madam first lady, I say that prayer of yours should go back to the sender x 100.[/quote]Amen!

My company (construction) has been using 3 of these for more than 9 months and it's performing better than the Toyota Hilux we have. Better fuel economy and uptill now we have not had any course to repair anything.

This has finally convinced me that the hands of the police is in every robbery in Nigeria. Why is it that the robbers are only caught when the kill police officers?

OmoEziokwu: SOURCE: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21963862

Like joke like joke this guy might walk free ooo.

trendystuf:

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/03/caption-this-photo-of-obj-and-shan.html

See wetin our Oga @ the top dey chop oooo.Lekwa ukwu eee

Give what she wants once the fucking is worth the cost. Consider it that you are paying for the sex ..... no strings attached. Heard of friends with benefits?

pheyikemi: The student acted in a very stupid way. When he had a chance to nab d man, he blew it. He shd av reported d incidence wiv evidence then, afta d removal of his kidney he's now confessing. Of wot use is his confession? It won't bring back his kidney. How will u give him ur body part? He z lucky d dean did not use his kidney 4rituals. The dean shd av asked him to remove his heart instead datz a beta option

Correct response.

The same artifacts will go missing before the year runs out!

[quote author=eGuerrilla][/quote]Is it now Ihejirika's turn? BY John Okiyi Kalu

There is this piece circulating online on army promotions under General Ihejirika. The author, apparently sponsored by faceless failures, alleged that Ihejirika was promoting his Igbo brothers over Northerners to achieve an "Igbo agenda".

Here is what I know.

Unlike other past Army Chiefs, Ihejirika insisted on competence and merit as a basis for promotion to very senior positions in the Nigerian Army. To give teeth to that policy and engender competence and professionalism, he invited an external body to administer promotion examination for those within the relevant cadres.

If Igbo or Yoruba man passed that exam and the author's sponsors fail to make it, should we promote the olodos and sacrifice competence and professionalism? All the while "federal character" and "we we" were used as basis to promote all manner of misfits in the army, how did Nigeria benefit? Apart from coup plotting induced pot bellies and class looting of the nation, what did we gain from past promotions?

Let the author of that vile piece summon the courage to publish all promotions made in the Army from 1979 to date. It will help the whole world see why everything is wrong with Nigeria. Don't forget that even out of power, militicians replaced themselves with their civilian minions made up of slightly more incompetent people at all levels. Even then they still find themselves retiring and contesting elections to continue the suffocation of Nigeria to death. To them, merit is haram.

For Christ sake people should also stop insulting our sensibilities by flaunting fake population figures in public discussions. We are not in the dark ages and anyone who cares to know the truth about Nigeria's population should simply go to google earth and see how many buildings are there from Abuja to Sokoto. Even the British have long accepted complicity in this census fraud. I challenge any living Nigerian to swear that those figures we bandy about as census figures truly represent Nigeria's population distribution. If you lie let your story be Nigeria's story. Great potentials but negative growth for 52 years.

Let it be known that any system that is based on merit will favor the Igbo man and competence driven Nigerians, naturally. If the rest of the country is not ready for merit based progress let them reconsider keeping Igbos in Nigeria. It is wrong to force them to remain in Nigeria while living in mortal fear of them. Like I've said severally, a key reason Nigeria is not moving forward remains her fear of the Igbo man. That mind set have led to a situation where every single national system must have a viral program that says "keep Igbos down". A country committed to keeping one section down will remain down to keep that section down. It is better to seat down and tell them to go and form their own country so that those who choose to remain will progress (or retrogress) without Igbophobia.

Even our national football team is now a victim of this "I love, I no love" attitude towards Igbos. One so called activist recently posted thrash on how the match allowance paid to the national ogbono team mean enriching the Igbo nation. The emergency activist forgot that the glorious USA 94 team was also an "Igbo team". With the exception of Yekini and 2 others,, the rest of those who made up the first team were of Igbo Origin. I can tell anyone without fear of contradiction that the team excelled because Westerhoff made his team selection based on merit. All the coaches after him were forced to operate under the "national agenda".

Not long ago, we saw similar propaganda being circulated against the former head of immigration. She was sacked two weeks ago. It was also deployed against Barth Nnaji and he lost out. Such propaganda is hardly deployed against the locust and cankerworm of the Nigerian nation. They can steal N37b police pension money and get 2 years with option of N750k fine. Billions of new naira notes can disappear at CBN and nobody will talk about the CBN governor but EFCC will look for Soludo over N750m contract awarded by Obasanjo.

Sincerely, if Nigeria is not ready for merit based growth and development, let's sit down and talk. Lord Luggard's 100 years expires next year, 2014. If because of hypocrisy we cannot shake hands and say "you are still my brother no matter your new republic" let us agree a regional government where each region pursues the type of development suited to it. While some might choose the Sharia model, others will be free to pursue Awolowo style development socialism or apply the American Capitalist model based on merit and competence. If one region is making progress others will copy or at least visit that region to borrow wisdom. Who knows, after AD 2140, our great grand children might decide to come together and propagate and pursue merit as a basis for reward, promotion and appointments..

God forbid that my children will belong to a country where merit and competence are punished.

Good marketing...but seriously I was tricked into buying 2 plots in this estate. And I will not want anybody to make the same mistake.
1. The Beachwood estate is 50 mins drive from Chevron rounabout; if there is no traffic jam.
2. I once saw a fisher man in my plot. Yes the roads are well raised but the whole place is a swamp.
3. Nobody lives in the whole estate now. Forget the houses in the picture.

It is not right for federal government to allow Dana Air to still fly in Nigeria air space.
Given the typical maintenance culture in Nigeria and expected life expectancy of any airline we should not allow planes that are more than 15 years to fly.
I goggled the history of all the planes on Dana Air fleet they were retired from different airline's fleet due to old age or pesistant faults before they were salvaged by Dana Air. Make we no allow Indian use our life play gamble ....enough said! The average age of their fleet is 22 years! You fit enter 22 years old luxury bus from Lagos to Abuja?