₦airaland Forum

Neyova:
We come to church to listen to God's word but what we hear after are preaching on numbers. I'm just tired.

To scam. There u have it

Pastors and functional prick

CANDYDADDY:




wife materials ke?

10k on ordinary soup
5k on shirt
5k on data for mere FaceTime

That type of girl are those that dump you when you are broke, because you won't be able to meet their day to day insatiable needs.


which kind food is 10k,is she prepared it with exported ingredients

only 10k soup, soup that you will finish within 2 days


If it might be 'mama basira' wey dey my backyard, she go use brain cook better 'gbegiri wey mixed with better dry fish, and prepare it with already cold
'eba' without the amount up to 2000.


Like my neighbor usually say 'don't marry for beauty, marry just an intelligent'

Wat if the intelligent woman is ugly af

s3tt1ngz003:
Pls am in a very tight situation now, just need someone to help me with 2k to sort myself out. I beg
Acct details on my profile pls

Sorry i will pray for you

CANDYDADDY:



Nairaland Head Of Asslicker, when will your imaginary pregnant wife deliver her bloated tummy

Its either its emoney himself disguised as airforce1 or truely he is the biggest of all ass lickers, how long will he continue to do this?

datribune:
Ortom is a political liability. No matter d shenanigans, it's PMB all the way.

PMB HAS BEEN:
Brigade Comander
GOC
Governor
Fed Commissioner
Fed Minister
Chairman PTF
President

PMB HAS NO:
Oil bloc
Oil Well
Estate
Private Jet
Political Thugs
Private Company
Private University
Private Library
Foreign Accounts & Residence.

Who among his peers has such credentials?
The PDP goats will never come near our National Yam ever again. Sai Baba!

Yet his children skld abroad, and receive medical treatment there, fly to states because the roads are bad and bandits have taken over, i can say without a doubt that there are many competent hands, im a pro buhari but i dnt lick his ass, he has mismanaged his good will with security neglect, allowed his looters to go free, babachir and co,disobayed laws of the land, impunity on National Assembly members, he might not be thief but certainly has less of integrity as assumed,certainly not a good democratic, king of excuses, where he has done well we have appreciated him and supported him, but we cant support him again 2019 at this rate, we deserve better, either he steps up his game so we support him or he keeps turning a deaf ear on the nations issues and wel send him packing

bigdeals:
08088525399

Nice upgrade

hisexcellency34:
Melaye deserves an award as the best stuntsman in this Buhari regime

And it works for him every time.

Trading imaginary money, wch can increase and decrease at any given time

presholala:
yet no one was following you

My bae was, over to u

If he could sack him why asking him to resign,

kinkybunny:
does he care?

Neither do i

I saw the short fool at jabi mall with few fans following him while he was feeling like nyash, i jst passed him like i saw a tree.

Newpride:
Leave them, it’s a matter of time that will soon tell.

They will all soon regret their inordinate action. Saraki is a great evil that pmb breed of out tribal, ethnic and religion bigot.
Even David mark didn’t do to gej what saraki did to buhari. What does saraki really want. He won’t get it because he will never be president or Vice President of Nigeria.
The highest he can attain with his desperation is the senate president.

I bet u were the ones that made him senate president or that made him remain there, saraki is not fighting any one but they are fighting him, pls tell us why they hate him? Na God get power no be man, if he becomes president make una impeach him

bigpicture001:
strictly for yorubas...!

Gbatin gbatin bank

Afamed:
Opinion of those who don't know how politics work.

In otherwords ur highness grand master of politics this is also just ur opinion

Beeman1:
mtcheww. kwankoso can never defeat Buhari in kano. plss ipod terrorist should take note.

The idea is not to defeat him but share his votes, or take a majority of it, even tinubu will have to renegotiate with pmb because there is tendency that he will be used and dumped, now they have negotiating power, they should use it wisely

Beremx:
What is DSS business in this matter?


Can someone remind me of the functions of DSS?

lol anything that the normal police or military cannot do,used at the presidents will

Thank jesus this one was not a pastor rapping church member

ItzBIM:
I’m sure u haven’t seen the videos of her on Instagram asking for a seed of 1 million naira to be sowed into the life of the pastor, what exactly will the money be used for ?

To fund lifestyle

princemillla:
Expect Aba made soon

On a second thot all I need is clear picture of this watch. My Chinese friend will make copy of this watch make lite and pro version self

In few months the watch will be sold at wuse2 junction, for less than 5k

farem:
You don't have to. It was taken to the fp almost immediately I moved the motion
The purpose of intended likes was to prove that it's fp worthy. it wasn't my thread and I came well later to read it But found quite educational.
I, naturally, attract LIKES, I don't solicit!

Ok let me go and take back my like, lets see how many ul attract.

farem:
I move the motion that this great and educational thread should hit the front page now.

If you agree click LIKE disagree click SHARE

Make i dash u one like

krattoss:
Seriously, I have been reading comments here on Frontpage in my ghost mode, I can swear considering the fact that this is Africa's and Nigeria's largest forum, the comments here isn't encouraging to anyone seeking solace in this country..

The hates, negativety and naiveness is out of proportion.. Anyone reading through comments here will think that Nigeria is one slum, archaic and blinded habitat..
Common Nigeria isn't that bad ..

The Hate and negative comments is too much and uncalled for..
I feel bemused and saddened when I read these hatred here and sometimes I feel like getting emotional, not because of how bad the country is but because of the mindset on some of the habitats of this country..
I know am doing fine, living fine, and I know whole lot of folks living OK, fine, and they re all hustlers as well..

Common guys, Nigeria isn't that bad..
All yall got to do is believe, believe and believe.. It will all be better

I guess ur living above poverty line. U even de use am dmdo skipping rope, lol

phemmyfour:
blind follower

Blind leading blind

eagleeye2:
deep down in your heart, you know that those cows may never be found. As for the boy, reserve my comment.

Iv heard stories of cattle recovered after months, the truth is the security agencies knw those involve in such, i will give kudos for attempting to rescue and recover lost property, the whole objective is to prevent another breach of law that may claim lives,

eagleeye2:
I am very familiar with this type of story and what is likely to happen in a few weeks or months from now.

If cows and d boy are found, wel have peace, i wldnt like it to go the other way, but thats reality.

kolafolabi:
He's a smart politician.. He will eventually decamp. When and where? That I don't know..

What most people don't understand is that he dsnt need to decamp, hes very comfortable where hes at, has contributed of both apc and pdp in their house, and most likely will emerge SP again if reelected, why should he trow it all away, he has made his calculations ahead of all those top apc fools thats why hes where he is,most ppls wnt like him but he has achieved. Its not easy for Fg to fight u and u wnt fight back and still win. My opinion though

ybalogs:
Please guys, if you know the easiest and fastest route to leave Nigeria, kindly contact EX-Governor Ayodele "Rock" Fayose ASAP. You will be handsomely rewarded. Thank You.

What do u think the neckbrace was for? A ticket to seek medical treatment abroad

antagonist:
What you really need, is better critical thinking.

..

And u really need critical reading, especially what i wrote earlier about inverted image.

My question is apart from images has any one ever seen an ambulance with the reverse spelling?

This caught my curiosity about 10yrs back, especially in countries like europle, at first I thought it was the camera that inverted the spellings,some how its true, look at the writing on this image