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Nickybayo, you should be a magician.You're good with msdirection. And here I was thinking naija M&B and you had to go murder the Hot bastard. Jeez, where's that bloodthirsty Princesa?

I'm heeding someone's advice and won't talk too much.

But I wonder if Ariblaze gave some of his ranting elixir to Kay9 (Or Kay9 stole a sip). The guy is beating you at your own game.

@Tgirl, I think a real woman would be all of the second category and a little of the first. Don't want a docile, complacent woman either.

Where's our homeboy? Tgirl, you no go support your man? You're just looking on while he's getting mauled. Chamo, let loose. That's what this thread is about. We let loose. Not me though, I just laugh at people letting loose.

Chai, I don talk too much.

The testosterone in the air is so thick you could cut it with a knife.


Chamotex, come back and get bloodied o. Don't let your woman think you're a wuss.



THis should be fun, whaddaya say, Kay9 we watch with cold mugs of the old ale?

This is gonna come out all disjointedly cuz that's exactly how I feel today.

Life's a game. But football is very serious.

Nigerians are so doggone religious, even armed robbers pay tithe.

I dreamt that me and Iniesta were room mates and someone stole his money (Leslie, another friend of mine) and kasala burst. And I'm not even a Barca fan.

I was expecting one wiseass to say one wiseass thing. You and dust mites make me allergic but ridiculously tiny. It's going to waste now. Humphh

I play Football manager am addicted to Football manager. Joel Lynch, Paul heckingbottom and Daniel Drinkwater are among some stupid names I've come across.

* Joel, Lynch's pop musta been a member of the KKK

* Paul heckingbottom didn't cry (and thus breathe) so the doctor yelled, "heck, slap its bottom" to the rookie nurse. Thus a name was born along with the baby

* Baba Daniel, needed to drink water because Daniel was one out of a set of triplets.

Many smartasses will point out that these names are last names. Go ahead. Break a leg, Einstein(s)

To end this stark raving mad rant, I'll relay what my new and cool conscience is saying, "Don't be saying shit that don't make no sense boy!"

I got so angry it was funny in the end. I came here thinking of nice ways to tell Tgirl to call me Vesc instead, then I saw Kay9's post which cooled me off until I read Kay9; "and you might wanna use 'Vecs'" and got pissed off again. Vecs is definitely better than Vescussi. Too many s's give me wrong ideas. Vecs!

Hehe, y'all. Kay9, you're right too. Let him stick his tongue in a socket. It 'invigorates' you. Gives you a brand new zest for life. If you don't pass on after your brief coma that is. As per ranting, inasmuch as you guys keeping egging me on, rants aren't things that come naturally to me. I seldom lose my cool enough, unlike, hehehe

I'm sorry Blaze, but I just blazed thru your rant and didn't really pick much more than "I need a bike, bwuahahaha!". Eyah, good luck, dude. Don't get injured if you don't plan on croaking. What's life when you can't enjoy the things you love, yes?

If I had wanted to rant by force, this is what would come out;

He had hurt her here
He had hit her head hard
Her head heavy in his hands
How he hated her happiness.
Peons. Three hankies.

How's that? And the lat line is just to introduce some consternation. I'd have left it but the stupid new conscience I've got sent down is working overtime. Time to get the glock out, I guess. Oh, Mr. Conscience,

And on the unrelated matter of love in the air. Methinks it stinks

Mr. Blaze. You're the one who's missing out on all these things. Why do you assume we're too. Last time I drank/ate garri, 2 hours ago. Epa, yesterday, KK, been a while but can't be more than two weeks, roast fish, well, fish na fish, two hours ago.

And about your bike. Go get a loan. Banks would do anything to have u indebted to them.

Awww, Blue. U didn't think I'd let u off the hook that easy, did you. You're probably right. Unreturned love is punishment enough for u. Hehe. I think I'm enjoying this naughty spree, must be something I ate. Like fermented Tofu, hmmmn. Tofu,

Ecomog. Inasmuch as I'm usually a painfully polite bugger, I really think you should take this and shove it. You think cuz we're getting gritty means we're foul? B.T.W. aren't you supposed to be keeping the peace somewhere? And FYI, there's a section called romance. There are threads that deals with Hot people. There's even a woman called Sistawoman that can help you if you need to polish your rocket.



I've changed, I've changed, It isn't the same. la la ala

Oh, I forgot to add that I got nothing less than respect for you, Kay
If you'll have me, we could give those anti-same-sex marriages a run for their money

Amazyn, you'll do well not to reply. These guys will devour you. They will massacre you. They'll have you for a midnight snack. And I'm not even being sarcastic

I'm thinking we should vote for ranter of the week every week.

Kudos to Ariblaze for reading thru me. I'm a cold sumbitch. Can't be affected. Nice try Kay9. I had a jolly good laugh especially after the second one. Haven't had a worthy opponent since Ex-Inferis decided I was too boring. Unfortunately I'm not very good at bland uncreative gutter language. The best I can manage is to be caustic. Now I'm thinking, how does one piss off a pea brain? Tough question. Here are some options.

A. Become a pea brain

B. Break pea brain's toy

C. Refuse to acknowledge pea brain

D. Dust pea brain's rant off my shoulder

E. Really and honestly enjoy pea brain's rant


I'm leaning towards E. B would have been the most effective but I'm certainly not a petty guy.

Kay9 I enjoy it when u're not trying to rant and are just spilling like an uzi with limitless rounds. But that PH thingie belongs in some Hints magaziine column. BTW, where's that ur addy sef?

Blue. Where's ur bulletproof vest? Why do u raise the white flag after just getting hit once?

Aribaba, don't have anything to say to u, but since I'm calling everyone's name,

Tgirl knows how I feel about her

Epi, radioactive epi with small half-life. You know too.


Ok. On to being smug as a bug in a rug.

Heel, girl. Bluespice spitting and bussing. Worth seeing. I'd have paid good cheese to see that. I'm sure Kay is a dumb numb lump by now. Dude, nice going awakening the beast. When you find your voice come back and applaude the mistress. I'm sure Ariblaze is soaking it all up. Print a copy and take it home dude.




I will.

Hehe. Kay. Blue is just emoting.