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@Epi. I'll have the chocolate but I think I'll pass on the cake. Thanks.

Aww, y'all mean the tension abated that easily? Had Tgirl been less mature. It'd have made for blissful reading. Aww, crap.

OOOOooh. I see a collosal glacial wall that needs to be cracked at least. Epi, don't mind them jare. Go back to speaking that lingua that we all cannot understand. Keeps everything neat and tidy. Phew. Y'all can start posting again now. Tgirl, I just saw this but I'll sign ur book still.

Teasing you brings light to my petty mind. Deny not a bloke his solace. Even if it makes another's fist itch

Dude, you're always falling sick. If you're not falling sick, you're falling for a broad! How's you man? I hope you get better soon. And, uh, look before you leap, watch the gallop of the horse in front of you, bla bla bla. I'm sure you'll catch on!

Well, personally I detest yahoo boys. But I detest some of the greedy people they dupe too. That said, this is utter nonsense and I think it should be considered an insult. The dudes should be tried here, no discussion. I can't believe they made such a request. Doggone Czechs.

And Ariblaze, course tis you I was talking about.

Tgirl and Epi. Have y'all got history? Or y'all are fighting for Ariblaze? Hehe, please don't make my head roll. I've got too many unchecked boxes on my to-do list.

Lessons (not rants, depends on your POV though)


Shyla aks me to guess what

No sooner have I understood the question that she goes a telling.

Pissed, I looked away.

She asks what's wrong

Hurry and tell me

Lesson: Give time for people to guess what.



I often wonder if prawns are big cray fish

Or cray fish are small prawns

They look the same to me

Maybe lobsters are mutated ultra gigantic cray fish

No that can't be right. They have claws

Ultra gigantic crabs. Yeah. That sounds right.

I was thinking this while crossing a road.

Nearly got astrally projected

Lesson: Don't think of stupid things. You could get killed.


I was in a cab.

The cabbie was telling me how the guy on the motorcycle he just overtook had AIDS.

How he's a shadow of his former self.

He proceeded in his monologue begging God to forgive us and send us a cure

I hated my position.

At a store close to my crib, I ask for milk.

In the stead of saying "there's no milk today"

There Store owner opted for "I haven't been to shop. My brother died last week"

I hated my position.

At the cyber-cafe yesterday night.

This dude walks up to me and asks if I can help him to some of my music. In his Ipod that is.

Being the insufferable polite human being. I obliged. With a smile too.

After he got what he wanted. He asks me what I thought of Bill Gates.

Mildly surprised and mostly ticked, I said I thought he was a swell guy.

He declared that he must be into Metaphysics.

(I figured he just read that up somewhere and his dilettante head can't keep up)

I followed Sisikill's advice and said I thought so too. They must practice Alchemy in their spare time.

Thinking he has found a soulmate he let it rip.

I tried to act like I was paying attention with the occasional "uh huh', "damn right", 'abi o".

When he decided it was getting late he said his name was (I swear I've forgotten, it's a Yoruba name though) Kunle*, I said I was Wale.

God I regret. So you're Yoruba and he switched to vernacular. Goodbye became welcome. If I had a gun I'd have shot someone. Myself or him.

Lessons (there are two): 1. Don't think because the water is still, there are no crocodiles in it. 2. You don't have to read absolutely everything B.S. you see written.



Tgirl, you made this happen. I don't rant without cause. Unlike,

Well, so long as you're back, hombre. Thanks for sparing the shit fest. I was actually gonna dial ur #. Whew!

Ariblaze has finally gone AWOL and this here river is dry. I guess I gotta roll up my sleeves and dig into the shit that is Ariblaze's world and dig him out. I'll be back, up to my elbows in shit.

Wow, Kay. I didn't know you had it in you. Blaze seems to have plugged his butt and activated hibernation mode.

Hehe, Blue. I'm biting. I'm biting!

Sisi don run go. Ok, forget about the email thingy.

Oh, Sisi. But I wouldn't know what to do. I wish you'd make me privy of ur email addy so we could chat or something. I have a knack for playing Shrink. Huh, how about it? I'm for frustrating the idi Amin dude. Only it's a bother to open so many emails because of this one dude. Anyhoo, you were right. I was gonna say what was in a name, but like I said somewhere before, methinks, your real name is hardwired into Sisikill. Me, I have about fifteen odd aliases ready in case of any ego tripping by Idi Amin.

Blue, how's them lecturers? I hope you're not batting your eyelashes too much, hmmmn? Be good, now.

This thread is spiraling out of control, or into control. Get a grip man! Don't go soft on me, dude. Get on the messenger pronto so I can give u a pep talk, "Sir, yes sir" style.

All this cat fight sef. There are only so many chics on this thread, Blaze. Why did you have to go hurting Tgirl's feelings. Haba!

Kay9, don't look at me o. You said domitila, deal with it, bruv. Have a good lynching!

Hehe, Tgirl.

Look for a harder to crack code abegi. And write more inflmmatory stuff. Like give names and addresses, so it would be worthwhile.