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I realise I'm digressing. I'm so in love it must creep in


Ahem. Lemme stop talking as a muslim & start as a believer in God. First I don't believe God has the ability to change. He doesn't change. His rules may, but He doesn't. There's no way He'll condone & encourage something & ban it outright a few millenia after. God wants to be recognised & acknowledged. He is not without drama for He could simply reveal himself but what's the fun in that?

I'm posting from a phone. Forgive a dude.


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I'm in love with a christian woman 5yrs older. Religion is a problem for her. A little for me, but mostly it's shrouded in culture. People just blame it on religion. Muhammad fell in love with a woman 15 yrs older. But who does that nowadays? People brand conflicts as religious warfare where they are really political. Arabs can't stand Israelis & vice versa. It's so obvious it hurts.

It's been forever since I've read a thread from beginning to end. I've studied both major religions. I'm a muslim cuz I find the connection more direct and simpler. Also cuz I've sought out knowledge instead of allowing myself to be fed it. Before I go on, Max and Mazaje, y'all make interesting presumptions. Culture has too much an influence on religion. Where there's no out and out tampering, there'll be misinterpretations. To be continued

@Spike. Actor is all encompassing na. Like mankind. Some women find it insulting and demeaning to be called actresses. Search me, I don't understand it either. Though Max strangely didn't put any woman in her best lists. And anything bad and obnoxious is labelled women. Ngbo, Max, are you sexist. Twisted sexist nonetheless. :-)

Snort! Still won't be seeing anytime soon. Except my girlfriend insists

Spanking list, Max. I forgot about Lion King, Tarzan, Hercules and Little Mermaid (especially). In short Walt Disney Cartoons have the best. Simple!

So we've got rare enough metals to interest Xavier and co. Trust us to be the last to know assuming we ever. I remember watching Godzilla cartoon series and they shot Kano. I was like, oh cool. Same with Mr. Eko on Lost. Bourne Identity. Mr. Johnson. I dunno. Since Nollywood is largely crap, I gotta get satisfied, since I can't get no satisfaction. © The Rolling Stones

And, uh, congratulations, Spike. 8000! No be beans. It might be garri, it might be yam but it's definitely not beans. ©Terry tha rapman

And, uh, congratulations, Spike. 8000! No be beans. It might be garri, it might be yam but it's definitely not beans. ©Terry tha rapman

Spike, prepare to be more than bitten. You're gonna have a one way blood transfission. I hear about the Lagos thingie in Wolverine and I admit it's got me curious. Spike, are you gonna ignore being a part of the AFFA awards? What're you gonna do when it comes for you? AFFA that is.


@Max. It sounds like you saved me 2hrs. Since The Rock, Nic Cage has gone down hill. Even National treasure didn't save his ass. Ford Coppola will turn in his grave

Ha. I didn't know The Knowing was about all that doomsday stuff. My brothers told me there was a creepy boy who could see d future by interpreting numbers. They say he could see 419 and say four crooks and one politician will be indicted on d 9th. What's all this earth falling into its star business? And how the hell can a story like that have a good ending. I expect everybody to fry. Or did everyone move to Mars?

Ha. I didn't know The Knowing was about all that doomsday stuff. My brothers told me there was a creepy boy who could see d future by interpreting numbers. They say he could see 419 and say four crooks and one politician will be indicted on d 9th. What's all this earth falling into its star business? And how the hell can a story like that have a good ending. I expect everybody to fry. Or did everyone move to Mars?

I'm very surprisedattebayo. U mean u watch this anime MAX sama? Nani?

@Max. Cuz I'm eternally lazy, I'm gonna mainly edit your post for my nominations. Thanks for saving me a lotta time.  



Best Picture:

Valkyrie
TCCOBB
Revolutionary Road

Worst Picture:

Max Payne
Seven pounds
Twilight
The Spirit

Best Actor in a Television Series:

Zachary Quinto - Heroes
Robert Knepper - Prison Break Seasons 1 & 2
Hugh Laurie- House
James Spader- Boston Legal
William Shatner- Boston Legal

Worst Actor in a Television Series:

Dominic Purcell - Prisonbreak
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Supernatural

Actor in Need of a Kick to the Groin Award:

Aidan Keller (David Dorfman) - The Ring
Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini) - The Sopranos

Please! My Eyes! No More! (Franchise Award):

Superman
Transporter
The Mummy
Shrek
Underworld

On Oliver's Behalf, We Ask For More (Franchise Award):

Spiderman Franchise
The Bourne Franchise
The Xmen Franchise
Batman Franchise
Mission Impossible Franchise
The Bond Franchise

Best Badass Award:

Russell Crowe- 3:10 to Yuma
Daniel Craig - Quantum of Solace
Ray Stevenson - Punisher Warzone
Matt Damon - Bourne Ultimatum
Viggo Mortensen - LOTR trilogy

Best Comeback:

Robert Downey Jr
John Travolta
Mickey Rourke

Creepiest Child Actor award:

Macauley Culkin- The Good Son
Haley Joel Osment - Sixth Sense

Best Television series:

House
Lost
Boston Legal
Heroes

Worst Television Series:

Supernatural
One Tree Hill
Dr Who

Best Action Score Ever:

The Bourne Ultimatum
Assault on Precint 19th (Original)
Mission Impossible

Best Trailer (2009):

I am Legend
Terminator 4: Salvation

Best Comedy:

The Ladykillers
O' Brother Where Art Thou
Ruthless People
Analyse This & Analyse That
Mafia!

Worst Comedy:

Norbit
Epic Movie
Disaster Movie
Meet Dave

Best Visual Effects:

Spiderman
I, Robot
The Matrix

Worst Visual Effects:

Blade 2

Best Action Movie:

The Matrix
Kill Bill
The Dark Knight
Die Hard (all of em)

Worst Action Movie:

Catwoman
Paycheck
Ballistics:Ecks vs Sever
Batman and Robin

Best Theme Song:

Woke Up This Mornin' - The Sopranos
A Place In Time written - 4400
Superman - Scrubs
Save Me - Smallville
May It Be - LOTR
Lady in the Water - Lady in the Water
Jai Ho - SLumdog Millionaire

Worst Successful Actress Award:

Carmen Electra
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Ashwarya Rai
Kim Kardashian

Coolest Villain Award:

Anthony Hopkins - The Silence of the Lambs
Heath Ledger - TDK
Javier Bardem - No Country For Old Men
Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) - The Matrix
Gary Oldman- Bram Stoker's Dracula
Ed Harris - The Rock
Jack Nicholson - A Few Good Men

Retire Already! Lifetime Achievement Award:

Robert Duvall
Anette Benning
Jack Nicholson
Clint Eastwood
Harrison Ford
Meryl Streep
Morgan Freeman



My word! This thing is hard work

Hmmm. I'm anticlimaxing here. What gives?

Oh. I didn't know it was a nollywood movie.

If I hear Dogville or revenge one more time,

@Max. Must all the eligible films be those from the 1st quarter of this year or you were only talking about best picture. Reason is a lot of films came out middle of december last year. It just wouldn't be fair. How about we make the eligible films be those that were not nominated at the Academy Awards?

@Max. I'm loving ur idea. Especially cuz ur categories cover all my emotions about these people. I'm power drunk already. Academy plus razzies rolled into one. Only problem is I might not have seen some movies of this year. You're the best. And my pal is looking to join the Air force. On his behalf: I'm touched you remembered me (sniff sniff) Will be back presently.


@iice. You've fixed it!

@Karma. Seems Luc Besson owes u some hrs of your life.

Ha! I apologise. Seems that this phone I'm using doesn't know the meaning of restraint.

Hehe. Another one bites the dust. That film is easy and the dog is by leagues the best performer.

I saw The Punisher, Max Payne and Transporter 3. The Punisher was delightfully Frank Millerish. He's now my adopted Godfather. Max Payne was a waste of time. Transporter 3 was a pleasant surprise. I coulda done without the spoilt ugly Ukrainian girl. Yea, I'm shallow! Bite me.

Hehe. Another one bites the dust. That film is easy and the dog is by leagues the best performer.

I saw The Punisher, Max Payne and Transporter 3. The Punisher was delightfully Frank Millerish. He's now my adopted Godfather. Max Payne was a waste of time. Transporter 3 was a pleasant surprise. I coulda done without the spoilt ugly Ukrainian girl. Yea, I'm shallow! Bite me.

Hehe. Another one bites the dust. That film is easy and the dog is by leagues the best performer.

I saw The Punisher, Max Payne and Transporter 3. The Punisher was delightfully Frank Millerish. He's now my adopted Godfather. Max Payne was a waste of time. Transporter 3 was a pleasant surprise. I coulda done without the spoilt ugly Ukrainian girl. Yea, I'm shallow! Bite me.

Hehe. Another one bites the dust. That film is easy and the dog is by leagues the best performer.

I saw The Punisher, Max Payne and Transporter 3. The Punisher was delightfully Frank Millerish. He's now my adopted Godfather. Max Payne was a waste of time. Transporter 3 was a pleasant surprise. I coulda done without the spoilt ugly Ukrainian girl. Yea, I'm shallow! Bite me.