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PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 6:49am On Sep 10, 2021
You know some of these charlatans have null knowledge of anything phone that is why when they start whipping their usual fingers you'll understand how much their hands are disconnected from their brain. They've failed to put this into perspective that even Oxygen OS which is considered to be the smoothest skins on Android lagged and underperformed on Nord n100 or whatever that budget phone's name is.
Why aren't you complaining about oxygen OS on that budget device? Or one ui which runs terribly on budget Samsung phones. Why are you obsessed with bashing miui all the time?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 6:41am On Sep 10, 2021
Gptech:
Everything don turn bugs now, even when network ish dey too na bug, some ppl just like exaggerate. Even when we used to have weekly beta updates, the bugs complain nr even near wetin these ppl dey talk now.
Check the monikers parading the bug issues and mongering the update fear issues, you'll discover they have something in common; they are all jobless.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 6:39am On Sep 10, 2021
lilshevy:
Ppu are talking about bugs on redmi devices, but I never notice any bug on my Redmi note 8, or am I not observing close enuff? I usually thought redmi devices are almost flawless in all dimensions.
You should have checked those people's moniker and their past post, most are transion fans who feel xiaomi is doing any competition with them, don't mind those claiming samsung fans ooo, they are broke ass niggas either managing transion especially itel or low budget samsung phones. I've been using redmi devices for the past 4 years and most of the bugs I've encountered are not as these jobless mofos parade them I swear.
PoliticsRe: Internally Generated Revenue Compared To Federal Allocation Of States 2020 by vibratingpenis: 5:19pm On Sep 09, 2021
Jackson105:
You obviously need brain! So, you want to eat your cake and have it, enjoying the benefits of one Nigeria while in Biafra. You all must really think everyone is as daftt as you. When ibos are ready to get their land of sinking sun and landlock barren country, you all know what to do, slaves fight for freedom, masters don't give it out.
Like I said before, a brain dead imbechile will always expose his dna. No body wants to enjoy one Nigeria, is china enjoying one Nigeria but huawei is here? You guys are so funny and I blame myself for quoting a nympho like you.
PoliticsRe: Internally Generated Revenue Compared To Federal Allocation Of States 2020 by vibratingpenis: 4:57am On Sep 09, 2021
Jackson105:
Shut it, carry your parasitics body to your landlock and barren land, what are you all doing in Lagos and all over Nigeria? Or you need permission to do that?
Somehow you are saying another thing, huawei is a chinese company but it operates in Nigeria, same with julius berger and others. My sister's fiance is a beninese and he works in lagos and I intend working in germany; meaning anyone can stay anywhere as far as you fulfill all the legal stuffs required, therefore, if Igbos are in lagos, it means they've fulfilled all that is required if not the state government should have sent them out, now what am saying is even Igbos as a different country can still do their business in your Nigeria with them fulfilling all that is required. You as a person though your family may be poorer than a church bat should tell your terrorist government to allow them have their own government since they are parasites but I know you'll vomit your normal rubbish like an aborted foetus born by mistake which you are. So vomit on and leave the question.
CelebritiesRe: Court Grants Helen Prest-Ajayi 50% Of Late Husband’s Assets by vibratingpenis: 4:50am On Sep 09, 2021
Lokojatoofar:
You people claim you are Africa men and as such are entitled to marry many women. Next moment after marrying your many women you start complaining about how you labour to provide for your broad family.
Am an African man and I believe in marrying only one wife, and in so doing, naturally I'll work and die for her because I believe naturally that even if I die she won't abandon my children.
PoliticsRe: Internally Generated Revenue Compared To Federal Allocation Of States 2020 by vibratingpenis: 3:02pm On Sep 08, 2021
blamingthedevil:
South East States are parasites.

That is why IPOB SIT AT HOME has zero effect on Nigeria economy
Tell your terrorist government to grant us our freedom na so that we can carry our parasite body go or are you scared of something?
PoliticsRe: June 12: Gani Adams Hails Buhari, Asks Him To Restructure Nigeria by vibratingpenis: 7:35pm On Jun 07, 2018
Zionista:
The award is not only righting a criminal wrong done to MKO, but an acknowledgement of his status as a “former President” of Nigeria.




Abiola must not only be officially recognised as a former President which this hasn't done, his family should be paid all his entitlements as President , from the said June 1993 till date PLUS a hefty compensation by the state. Not only to MKO who also lost his brave wife to the struggle , but every citizen who lost their lives for the actualisation of June 12 should be compensated by the state .
am a full blood Igbo and I support this 100%
democracy starts from here first but you know PMB's intentions are glued to winning the votes of south west in 2019 but if southwest can just find someone in 2019 apart from PMB I'll throw my vote for the person cos I don't trust the fulanis but I love the Yorubas not trust them oooo but I trust and love the Hausas.
I know the Igbos have no chance but we are good and can adapt to any government as we've been doing.
The reason I'll vote the Yorubas is that they are progressive but the Igbos already are engulfed with hate cos of the perceived marginalisation which to me we are one of the cause.
PoliticsRe: One Shot Dead As Protesting Shiite Members Attack Police Team In Abuja. Photos by vibratingpenis: 12:08am On May 15, 2018
osazsky:
boko haram use to b unharmed,kill them all,imagine barricading d full Kaduna every Friday cos of one stupit religion,they are terrorist, kill all of dem,kill all d black Igbo Jews,kill all d pigs,tugs serves dem right,wat are dey fighting for
before killing all these people, first your mother will be hung upside down with a fish hook to her clitoris, then a gun will be aimed at that point where her clitoris is joined to the hook and shot, if the skin breaks, she will repicked and hung with same hook by the nipple, this is how she will keep going until there is no space for holes in her body, then she will be submerged in a drum of salt and burnt alive then your sisters will be picked one by one while you are watching. when everyone in your nuclear family is dead, then your extended family will be next and if it is sure that everybody that have same blood like you is finished, your prick will be chopped off, with your tongue, arms and legs, your limbless body will be tied to a block and you will be thrown into the river.
PoliticsRe: One Shot Dead As Protesting Shiite Members Attack Police Team In Abuja. Photos by vibratingpenis: 12:00am On May 15, 2018
vexdacool will not see this one happening under his/her nose but will bring the story of one imbecilic nincompoop that already wished to die cos he knows his life is worthless in far Palestine to nairaland.
when you want to talk about hypocrisy, double standard, self-deceit, eye service and all what's not, just remember Islam. The world have known 50000 percent increase in violence and restlessness since Islam was born from that moronic, paedophilic and rapist prophet of doom
RomanceRe: Ladies Come In Oo, Man's Hot!!! Pics by vibratingpenis: 4:35pm On May 14, 2018
the lady above me no get sense at all
RomanceRe: Girl Celebrates 19th Birthday With Almost Unclad Pictures - "CHECK" by vibratingpenis: 4:24pm On May 14, 2018
this romance section sef, I dey carry my 20 litres of holy water after bathing in holy water to enter here.
RomanceRe: Lady Set To Wed In 8 Days Time Sleeps With Another Man(screenshot) by vibratingpenis: 4:22pm On May 14, 2018
nonsense everywhere
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 17th Spetember 2017 by vibratingpenis: 12:47pm On Sep 17, 2017
am a Chelsea fan and wouldn't want them to lose.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo, Ministers At The Inauguration Of Presidential Council On SDGs by vibratingpenis: 12:21pm On Sep 16, 2017
y
HealthRe: How I Contacted HIV From Sleeping With Different Prostitutes At The Age Of 24 by vibratingpenis: 9:31am On Sep 15, 2017
no wonder when ever I hear of sex, my pencil runs out of lead.
say no to illegal sex
my oga to be honest, your story no touch me cos I personally do caution people who make sex distasteful but they don't listen, I just believe experience is the best teacher in life so those shagging, shag onnnn! sex is dangerous, it makes you lose your sense of judgement, it gets you vulnerable, it can be used to set you up and do so many things bad to you.
I can't have sex, drink, smoke, or take drugs cos I always want to be aware of my environment, I want to know even when I die to know how I died, I hate surprises of any type both by seduction and addiction.
let those that have ears hear and young man and please don't go to spread it cos there is second contamination.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Rescue 6 Abducted Persons From Boko Haram Terrorists by vibratingpenis: 1:47pm On Sep 09, 2017
Evaberry come and see
FamilyRe: I Caught My Husband Red Handed by vibratingpenis: 1:45pm On Sep 09, 2017
Evaberry:
Send those stuffs to her fiance so that the young man can avoid making the biggest mistake of his life.

but as for your husband meeting you at home, My dear please leave that marriage it's not safe.

your husband can even resort to physical abuse because of anger.

Cheaters should not be given second chances.

Once a cheater always a cheater.

but op sha you are a correct hacker o, see the way you monitored the man just so you can catch him, lol.

This is why women should always be independent in marriage, so that when your husband screws up, you can leave without thinking of how to take care of yourself and kids.

Let's be honest if it was the husband who caught his wife cheating would you advise the husband to stay with her, why the hypocrisy and double standard? some1 above even advise the op to give the cheating dimwit a good treat. is it when your husband starts giving you numerous std Or impregnates another woman is that when you will leave?
this advice will only complicate things
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In My Shoes!!! by vibratingpenis: 9:48am On Sep 09, 2017
your English is bad and I couldn't understand what you were saying so can't make out any tangible medium to help here.
My candid advice is that you leave all this relationship stuffs and invest more in developing yourself educationally, emotionally, physically and all Worths cos better days are ahead.
RomanceRe: Sex At Benue IDPs Camp: Condoms, Pants Litter Camp (Photos) by vibratingpenis:
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PoliticsRe: "Obasanjo Endorses Kwankwaso, El-Rufai For 2019" - Alhaji Abdullahi Sugar by vibratingpenis: 8:21am On Sep 07, 2017
God what have we done wrong that you've decided to punish us this way.
Reveal our sins o'lord to us so that we can do away with it and let your mercy find our path.
Amen
RomanceRe: Sex At Benue IDPs Camp: Condoms, Pants Litter Camp (Photos) by vibratingpenis: 8:18am On Sep 07, 2017
Evaberry:
Lol it's not surprising.


Benue girls are known for their talent in the other room




Benue guys are known for the spread of hiv
I never expected this from you.
I had high hopes where you are that finally I've found my missing rib but I'm doubting if Na ribs or hanger for hanging clothes I just found.
repent and recieve Christ.
CrimeRe: 2 Men In Army Uniform Came To Rob GreenVille Estate Badore, Lagos & Got Mobbed by vibratingpenis: 8:11am On Sep 07, 2017
movingcoil you no get sense at all
ProgrammingRe: Take Your Web Development Skill/Career To The Next Level By Creating A Web App by vibratingpenis: 10:03pm On Sep 06, 2017
pcguru1:
lol your monicker is funny
lol
ProgrammingRe: Take Your Web Development Skill/Career To The Next Level By Creating A Web App by vibratingpenis: 10:01pm On Sep 06, 2017
kreativemind:
Yes, you are right. Django is a fullstack open source framework. That is good and you don't even need a separate web server for your work and it comes with its own lightweight development server. One of the best framework out there that makes work easy for developer. Well done.
you are right
ProgrammingRe: Take Your Web Development Skill/Career To The Next Level By Creating A Web App by vibratingpenis: 4:50pm On Sep 06, 2017
though I will be using Django powered by Python but I'll appreciate the extra knowledge of PHP as am currently learning JavaScript now.
thanks mate and God bless as you are doing a beautiful work here.
RomanceRe: Lady Exposes Cheating Husband, Shares Photo Of Him Romancing Married Colleague by vibratingpenis: 4:26pm On Sep 06, 2017
here we go again
CrimeRe: PHOTOS: A Nairalander Got Robbed Of 1.2 Million Naira By A Slay Mama In Dubai by vibratingpenis: 5:58am On Sep 05, 2017
o'boy.. journey of no return
you've learnt your lesson especially being honest with women normally have repercussions.

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