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PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 9:38pm On Sep 14, 2021
olayinkajnr:
Abi na
Forget it those guys will still flood here, xiaomi is living rent free in their cobweb filled brain with AC and mouka foam.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis:
Dat2jo:
Guys mek una help na! Abeg
Dollar is almost five hundred and something, I don't think you'll get a phone with all those things you want except it is the one eve used. Please don't buy any entry xiaomi phone and try to play games or snap iphone like pictures cos you'll complain like one jassman guy or his cohorts.
Do you know why am telling you all these, look down and see the post one idiot that advised you gave but up till now he has not sold, thrown or dashed the phone away, he is still enjoying the bugs of the phone he can't recommend to his enemy, this is to tell you how wicked a human with flesh and blood can get.
He perches like a green bottle neck house fly on feaces in anything xiaomi but ask him what he has achieved in his whole life, it is only how to fight and cuss noting else that you'll be doubting if we are all created in the image and likeness of God or some were picked from beans before cooking it.

PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 9:33pm On Sep 14, 2021
atheistandproud:
That same year, in the same town, my roomie torchlight fell in a cab and he never got it back. The idiot who found it, not only refused to return it but was actively using the line till my guy went to retrieve it. It was not his main line tho.

Mine was the Redmi Note 7. The driver waited and gave it to me. Didn't ask for money or turn me around like barber chair. Just gave me and drive off.

My point is even in the year 2300, people when good go always dey good. Bad people go always exist as well.
Why is it that you can't make any sentence without adding something that will make the person to laugh and forget that you were answering a question or arguing with him?
I never eat today abeg and the lining of my stomach don tight and you wan use laugh tear am to pieces; which one is turning you like barber seat?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 9:25pm On Sep 14, 2021
Psychodavidovic:
New Wallpaper. cool
Just changed mine now, can't get the wallpaper for the lockscreen to stick, don't know why.

PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 9:24pm On Sep 14, 2021
Tiger2020:
not just lagos but everywhere
I agree with you that it is everywhere. There is a place in enugu here called apo filling station, if you ever loose guard any important something there, I assure you that it must be stolen even bananas and groundnuts.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 9:21pm On Sep 14, 2021
UPDATED2020:
I TYPE IN PAINS NOW embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed , MY REDMI NOTE 9S WAS STOLEN FROM MY BACK POCKET OF MY JEANS AROUND 4.30 PM TODAY, HONESTLY I JUST DONT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED AND I CANT STILL EXPLAIN IT TILL THIS VERY MOMENT,MY LOCATION WASNT ON ,SO I THINK FOR NOW I AM UNABLE TO TRACK IT ,BUT I HAVE REMOTELY LOCKED IT AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE SCREENSHOT, PLEAE GUY WHATS THE PROBABILTY OF THHEM UNLOCKING THE PHONE AND MAKING IT WORK AGAIN embarassed embarassed embarassed

CC GENIUS43 JBOIXX AND THHE REST GURUS IN THE THREAD.
Kai! Its a pity.
There is no way these hoodlums won't find a way to bypass it, since they can bypass iphones.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 9:17pm On Sep 14, 2021
Horiolah:
Redmi 6a,note 8,poco x3 Pro and I neva see wetin go make me change brand...

Follow people mouth at your own peril.
Chai! You don use xiaomi phones pass me ooo,
Started with redmi 6 pro, kai! That phone changed my life and opened my life and spirit. Will upgrade to either note 12 pro or mi note 12xxx depending on pocket then, my note 9 pro is still serving gallantly.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 8:05pm On Sep 14, 2021
Revelation4:
you didn't put screen guard?
Olosho wey go carry aids go carry am whether condom or no condom.
The day my note 9 pro screen shatter cos car climb am, I no look the phone for two days to make sure I wake up from the horrible dream. Na me still face reality find 22k go buy another screen. The way these things happen if you no strong for mind, you fit say na spiritual attack and en own fit be amoled.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis:
Jazzman01:
Sorry for the loss bro, just pack it and dump it somewhere. These chinko phones are not reliable. The only difference between Xiaomi and transsion is that Xiaomi is globally recognised but last last they are all chinko. Get a Samsung next time or iPhone if you have the cash.
And samsung is hungary zuwo? ... china even better pass south korea if not for their communism, after'all russia is doing well and why waste time on a saliva gushing illiterate.
Computer MarketRe: ASUS 17' Core i7, Dual HD, 2GB Nvidia Graphics, 750GB, 8gb ram laptop by vibratingpenis: 5:08pm On Sep 14, 2021
AL1ENWARE:
ASUS K-75VJ
CPU: Core i7-3610QM
GRAPHIC-1: 2GB Nvidia GT 635M
RAM: 8GB RAM
HD: 750GB (Has a bay to hold a second hard drive)
DISPLAY: 17.3" Full HD
PRICE: ₦120K ono
CALL/WHATSAPP: 09098077713
3rd generation core i7
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Wows In Sexy Bikini Pictures by vibratingpenis: 4:53pm On Sep 14, 2021
Mama mmadu
ProgrammingRe: Microsoft Ports. NET To Linux And Macintosh, Goes Open-sources; Is Java Doomed? by vibratingpenis: 4:21pm On Sep 14, 2021
airsaylongcome:
Where are all the protagonists in this conversation?! It's for threads like this I originally joined NL years ago (under my main). Heavy punches thrown but apart from the little insults here and there, it was mostly a very erudite discourse. Why did a lot of them deactivate? Where are they now?

I stayed up until late at night reading every post and cross referencing.

Has IntelliJ caught up with Visual Studio? I believe Netbeans and Eclipse lost the internal battle in the Java Space. But across Languages has IntelliJ (or any of the other contenders) caught up?

After years of being away from Programming, I am slowly coming back to dev and going back to C++ using Visual Studio. So I'd really like to read about the state of things highlighted in this discourse
Why don't you try python?
PhonesRe: 228k vs 136k phone. Which one is the better device? by vibratingpenis: 3:51pm On Sep 14, 2021
atheistandproud:
All of una when talk say I be assassin i.e. psychodavidic, vibratingpenis, SunshineV, jemerson, make una come see something.
In my language I can only say Ike gwuru.
I even heard someone saying he will stake for techno after all these, am not a neurologist.
RomanceRe: What Do Nigerian Women Think About Men Who Gifts Them Romantic Flowers? by vibratingpenis: 2:20pm On Sep 11, 2021
Doradorwa:
I don't consider flower as romantic.... Nah for Oyibo girls wanna be...

Gift me a flower and I'll tell you thank you, immediately you leave I'm throwing it in the refuse dump... Cos I don't know what to do with it... The man I love got me through books... And he still makes me feel like a child by buying me more...
Say the truth and shame the devil, habaa! Are you in any way related to the information minister?
RomanceRe: What Do Nigerian Women Think About Men Who Gifts Them Romantic Flowers? by vibratingpenis: 2:18pm On Sep 11, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
huh


Y'all niggas and bitches don't ever get tired of talking about love and sex? undecided


All these irrelevant topics every damn day, making Nairaland to loose it's worth and value
It is lose and not loose, you are damn too ugly with a nose like yahoo boys pocket and face resembling the steering wheel of a 911 tipper; I foresee why you are so sad and angry at this cruising moment.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 1:51pm On Sep 11, 2021
atheistandproud:
Na him work be that
I tire for his stupidity, his shame dey shame me.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 1:38pm On Sep 11, 2021
Jazzman01:
Another one. It is Redmi 8 this time.
First of all finish the explanation of what is happening here https://www.nairaland.com/6729654/im-done-xiaomi-brand, you posted it with caption that it is a xiaomi problem and unfortunately for you it didn't go as your cobweb filled brain envisaged, now, you are shifting idiat imbechile.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by vibratingpenis: 12:46pm On Sep 11, 2021
Yinksdavid:
Oh okay, i got you now. I know of a group on telegram where python learners and developers discuss and share knowledge on projects. Due to the strict restrictions on this platform, i might have to send the link to your email if you can provide it.
Okay, thank you sir. My email is dikachi4906@gmail.com
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 12:44pm On Sep 11, 2021
ityP:
I went into the thread link you posted and saw this. Wetin you get to talk oga
Even someone agreed that umugidi do suffer from same thing the OP wants us to believe is specifically for xiaomi devices, that guy is so desperate I swear.

PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 12:37pm On Sep 11, 2021
Jazzman01:
Do you reason at all? How will I complain about a phone I don't use? But FYI, Those using the 9C are also complaining.
Visit this thread;-

https://www.nairaland.com/6729654/im-done-xiaomi-brand

The complains from 9T users is even more alarming, or is 9T also the cheapest and lowest device?




I should upload my MIUI starts and do a screen record? You must be a clown. I have nothing to prove to you because you are not worth it. I have posted many screenshots from my device here in the past when I was looking for solutions you can dig it up.




This is exactly what I also experience on my 9A. It gets stucked whenever i put on the data and notifications are coming in.

The issue of Heating depends on how you use your phone. Apart from overloading it, If you use it while charging, it will definitely heat up even if you are running basic tasks. The ambient temperature of the surrounding is also another factor.




What parameters did you use for the basis of these comparisons? Their year of release? Thats dumb. You don't compare their Note series with the ordinary series of infinix it is unfair. The RN7 and RN8 are also more expensive so what are you comparing?

There is a very little difference between the RN9 pro and zero 8 the only striking difference is their processors.

The only one you got right was the last two comparisons. There is no doubt that the RN10 pro offers more value for the price. I am not even a fan of TECNO from day 1. The Only product I value from transsion is infinix. TECNO and ITEL are a no-no for me.
This idiat shot himself on the leg, He said the thread is full of complaints about xiaomi but I've gone through the thread which I noticed the OP is always romancing entry level redmi devices wnd the complaints ain't about xiaomi anymore, iphone users are included like the picture below, even someone there said it is an android problem. This guy is suffering from complex problem and he is desperate to prove that he is not a clueless dunce and an illiterate.

PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 12:22pm On Sep 11, 2021
Samyd18:
Jokes apart you shouldn't be on this thread. Am being honest
From the image you attached where he wrote he is not a student, psychologically the guy is suffering from complex problem hence his very urge and tendencies to prove himself to strangers that he is not an illiterate, but the worst part of this is that he doesn't want to learn at all.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by vibratingpenis: 12:01pm On Sep 11, 2021
Yinksdavid:
You can subscribe to Python for beginners by Nana (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8pPdKYpowI). There are also forums you can join to post issues you encounter on python.

I also have a well detailed and simplified soft copy of material to learn python
Am already at the intermediate level in python, I self coached myself with ebooks such as learning python, programming python, etc plus tones of internet resources. I just need the group to interact with the gurus, also to market myself, find projects I can do not that am a beginner but thanks for your response, I really appreciate.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by vibratingpenis:
Please is there a python thread here? and would love to be added to their whatsapp or telegram group using o8o_ 34 82- 27 57 and
@ExplosiveSkull respectively please.
PoliticsRe: VAT Collection: Appeal Court Orders Rivers, Lagos To Maintain Status Quo by vibratingpenis: 9:10pm On Sep 10, 2021
Ibkhaleel001:
LET US VOMIT OUT THE SOUTHERN HOOK, LINE AND SINKER


Northern Nigeria has more graduates and Professors than South Africa. The real problem is not as Southerners paint it and you echo it like empty halls. 


Practically, millions of Northerners are either unemployed, misemployed, or underemployed. Our problem is our chances are blocked and our resources dominated by Southerners who paint the wrong picture for fools to believe them.


75% of  government spending is connered by Southerners via the domination of salary earning, contracts, projects, bail outs and other interventions. Trade and industries are dominated by Southerners who have easy access to multi billion credit facilities courtesy their domination of state financial structure and instruments and institutions. 


Every ministry is dominated by them. All our markets are monopolized by them due to their control of capital that enable them to finance business and take more risk due to ease of acces to money. They conrol their markets by regular disruptuons of our businesses officially and by direct frequent violence unofficially. Their control of and easy access to liquidity enable them to be more enerprising business wise. They buy our goods cheap and sell theirs exorbitantly.


To preserve the exploitative status quo they spread false verson of the reality. They centralize oil as the main source of wealth so that our attention will be far away from other sources of wealth they dominate.

Oil is less than 10% of  Nigeria's GDP. They tell us we are the parasite and we are lazy and we are uneducated to instil a sense of guilt, self hate and inadequacy in us. We swallow all these falsehood uncritcally because we made our source of daily information their media and books. They over concentrate on our weaknesses and ignore almost completely their own weaknesses. An average Southerner having mild cold will almost by default blame it on Northerners and will not lack northerners who "speak the truth" to agree with him.


How can uneducated people have multitude of unemployed graduates? How can lazy people be producig the food of the nation? Why do millions of Southerners troop to the poor parasitic North and refuse leave? The south said so and it is?


What we need is a  political economic solution. We must take control of our local markets, our institutions and our businesses in their land must be given due attention and protection and any act of disruption by way of constant destruction must be paid back in due measure without listening to their victimship outcries. They fear separation more than us because their weak economic foundation, especially the west entirely dependent on controlling  government resources.


We must ask and take our fair share of every government employment at whatever cost. No people has ever prospered when their resources, oppurtunities and chances are blocked and dominated by others.  Our constant preachment of peace must stop: justice and and equity must be our new slagon. 


The real problem is believing in the propaganda of the enemies which saps our resourcefulness and infuse our senses with feelings of backwardness that really do not exist, or are caused by false perception. The greatest defeat one can suffer is to see oneself as projected by one's enemies. 


Almajiri is system suffocated by lack of finance. Poverty is a direct result of economic domination and exclusion. Degrees are not unavailable. Marrying four wives will not stop as it is never a problem but a great social system. Once we assert control on what is rightly ours, that self concious timidity will evaporate and be replaced by confidence and bold enterprise. Up to the Seventies we were the richest people in Africa. As the central government grows and  takes control of resources our wealth progressively dwindles. As the southerners intensify drums of hate and aggression we draw back to give peace, that is never forthcoming, a chance.


Try asking for propotionate representation in all government employment in all institutions and at all levels, they will cry out about mediocrity supplanting merit as if those half literates southerners dominating the place are Einstein incanates. Or they will blackmail you with Islamization.


Try treating their traders in our markets as they treat ours and they will cry xenophobia as if the regular denial of market space, heavy taxation, constant disruption of business and officially sanctioned harrassment of our traders in their land does not exist.


Try replacing Southern union leaders and foreign sponsored NGOs operating in the North with our own people and they will start wailing about marginalization.


Well, their era of dominance and false propaganda is coming to an end with the coming of age of young northerners who could no longer accept marginalization because of blackmail or threat. These new bold Northern youth have seen how southerners cowered when asked to leave the North two years ago. Their cries for secession are empty ruse. 


We will be better off without them and they will definitely be worse off without us. They know we lack nothing, while their millions selling substandard, fake good, drugs and inrdinately high interest bank loans fleecing the north and feeding on cheap food and services will have nothing on returning back home. Their franchise firms and industries will lose over 100 million costumers overnight which is more than their home market demand. 


Soon we will ask for equity or call it quit. We know who we are and we know our strength.
You see those bold words, they are true.
If you feel all these why don't your government allow them to go their separate ways, we buy your so called goods and if eventually you think we depend on you for food, we can buy from neighbouring countries, we don't need any of your products to survive, we will be ultra fine without as you guys ain't important in any way to us instead it is only badluck that you guys expose us to.
RomanceRe: My Wife Just Confessed That My Last Son Is Not Mine by vibratingpenis: 1:22pm On Sep 10, 2021
Emmanuel909090:
If she is truly sorry, forgive her.
This life is too short to spend unhappy, since you love her this much forgive.
No dey talk this kind thing especially when you are not the person, do you know the pains the dude is passing through?
RomanceRe: My Wife Just Confessed That My Last Son Is Not Mine by vibratingpenis: 1:20pm On Sep 10, 2021
Sonnobax15:
grin
Wahala for any guyman wey make woman him best friend....Them no dey tell person na....It's either you understand the video by yourself or you learn through the hard way...

Op,no too rush......But Afa,are you still calling her your wife or your ex-wife?
Maybe this is a lesson my creator is teaching me why I never marry cos I fit commit cos of this I swear to who created me.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 1:12pm On Sep 10, 2021
davomaster:
The way people complain of bugs with miui on here makes me think if I'm really using a Xiaomi phone, or some people really doesn't know the meaning of bugs. I've been using Redmi note 10 pro for 3 month now and so far it's been a smooth experience. Every phone has its hiccup, even iOS isn't exempted. Check if the issue you're facing can be adjusted in settings and stop staging everything bugs simple because you don't know your way around it.
Don't mind them.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 1:11pm On Sep 10, 2021
dollarnaira:
Mi9T back glass needed urgently
Lagos
Quote with a fair price
My note 9 pro back glass is shattered too. Need a quote too.
IslamRe: Major Shirk And Minor Shirk by vibratingpenis: 12:27pm On Sep 10, 2021
tongue
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by vibratingpenis: 6:54am On Sep 10, 2021
have you tried a budget sh^t from Samsung with the heavy one ui which some people consider as ground breaking while its quite ok especially with the lagging exynos that Samsung uses in every budget phone from years , Samsung budget phones lag more than Xiaomi
my friend has a redmi note 8 and it doesn't lag unlike Samsung with sh^tty soc and heavy one ui that has so much bloatware also one ui has ads that cannot be deactivated unlike miui
but some people still consider it as ground breaking lol

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