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can someone pls giv me niyiola for breakfast

sexual abuse/molestation is very real wen it comes to d male child! i still see. d bitch dat molested me a d age of 7 d bitch. thinks i've forgoten 22yrs ago is a. very long time but. d. memories ar stil fresh! sadly enough. she. is a cousin of mine ,nw married with four kids.

nudity is all she has to offer. trying hard to stay relevant urgly tin!

zoomman:
In economics ur statement is Normative but with the way things are now in this modern era ladies don't value love...Money is the real deal... only few go for love...

sure money is the in thing, but. der are few ladies who ar still well behaved well der ar qualities i look out for b4 even. askin a lady out! i dnt even dated girls i cant control to some extent, i dnt shear. my woman wit any niga! women are easy to manupulate only if u understand dem! treat her right buy are gifts once in while ,take her out! tell her hw u feel. , gud sex. n a little pocket money at regular intervals shez all ur but after doin all dis n she still dosnt. appreciate , give her a life time F"uck n. dump her ass!

Merceline:
sadly, the issue is not actually between us. if it were just between us then I would not be worried. though we are united, it is beyond us. however, we are optimistic.

all the best dear!

zoomman:
introducing her to my best friend who latter betray me and elope with her......it spoil our long time friendship and relationship....though theirs didn't last long but i still curse the day i did it......i felt betrayed used and dumped.....but now when i look back at it i smile and the same time fear gals.....they aint loyal......

as i'll alway say my woman is my woman i dnt see y my best frnd shud b unecessarily close to her i dnt take dat shit i often warn any lady am dating about respecting such boundries n datz one of my secret to a sucessful relationship! d niga shud stick to his bae! period

Merceline:
*clears throat* luckily for me no regrets. we have made Xs out of each other many times. when we provoke each other to the point of no return, we go cool off and come back again to start from where we stopped. we have lasted long but sadly we have no idea what the future holds for us

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i love ur lines! d future is uncertain but we cud often knw hw tinz cud turn out! jst b sure of wat u want talk abt it wit ur boo! its a path to better times

she looks like dat hipopotemus dat was killed in kastina state some dayz back

some punanie are nt worth suckin dat was hw i sucked one of my ex'es puna and ended up having serious cough and sor throught! chai but i stil love d test of a clean puna it test like chicken hehehe

creazz pple every wer

ouzo1:
Isaiah 4 verse 1; nd on that day seven women shall take hold of one man saying,we will wear our own clothes and eat our own food only let us be called by ur name,take away our reproach

one lazy man sighted

last time i checked men are more scared of commitment than ladies!

only a LovePeddler walks around wit condoms in her bag!

Pweedycutie:
Lolzzz but y naw?

They are all political croaches wit no positive impact on the masses

kilode100:
Some men don't even wash their Dick.

one Mouth Action specialist sighted

women are emotional beings no matter how much u tell dem d relationship! wont lead to marriage dy tend to stay hopeful i've bein in dis situation many times i knw hw it feels bro if u aint gona wife her jst free her!

buhari in d middle , osinbanjo and saraki.

creaz pple every wer

she as bin cucumberin herself since 1904! may cucumber neva finish on ur table

pick up ni ,trailer line ko! D best way to get a girl is to b ur natural nauty self n say tins d way dy her!

n we stil dont hav light in maitama since yesterday!

after much drilling

chai all pus'sy sucking activities suspended til further notice!

GodsLastBorn:
make no mistake about this, pussii is not pussyy cos some have dead cells/nerves, some have lost 80% of their elasticity, some are fresh, some are what I call M-pussii ( Mortuary pussi or dead pussi, they stink like dead body) some easily gets wet, some partially gets wet while some have lost all their ability to get wet(dry pusssi) I've come across dry pusssdi and believe you me its ridiculously depressing. bro the list is very long, don't forget the blown out pusdsi, the labia here now looks like the towel you can use to dry up after swimming. too many to mention so never use the phrase "pussssi is puni" I was a connoisseur.

lol puna don suffer for ur hand! tak it easy sha! me don retire!

GodsLastBorn:
Hahahaha brother that one no too follow naaa, I have a friend that was ALUMinated into marriage, na after marriage when the girl got tired of using alum maybe because the prize (marriage) have been won or she forgot her routine so the ish went back to it's diameter and now this guy is crying wolf about how lose the ish is and the retired Saggitus haven't given birth yet.
My point is that tightness can be induced on a puni with Alum, vinegar, lime and more hahahaha hahahahahaa let's leave the rest to the ladies.
May any lady with a fairly used or refurbished puni never come our way in bro Js name ooo Amen.

lol funy u! pu*ssy is pu*ssy bro let him close her legs n get d feel datz wat u get for wantin too much wen u've only given a little wen we learn to hear d truth frm d once we love n love dem d way dy are der wil b no deception my Boo aint perfect but i stil love her soo( its her imperfections dat made love her d more) its nt all abt d puni.

Oblitz:
Yes nah! The more you look, the less you see

lol i see u bro! what is worth doin, is wat doin well. its all abt makin d word a beutiful place! God bless ur hustle

GodsLastBorn:
After straffin which girls? I'm a virgin ooo ;-) and what is bad in wanting a brand new Benz for a very long journey even if I have a Toyota Camry I've been using?

lol u cant eat ur cake n have it! if d puna is stil tight n shez loyal wife her! no body only pass bro!

Oblitz:
So funny

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GodsLastBorn:
what of he who findeth a refurbished or fairly used olosho or sagged, over stretched, alum induced puni? because that seems to make up to 75-80% of NAIJA girls nowadays. What is his fate

him go manage am soo! after strafin all d girls den u expect to find a virgin.

the fear of wat some women can do is the beginn of wisdom! this kind of stories breaks my hrt! one of d worst tins dat can happen to a man!

most prity girlz are the most loneliest, the gud guyz are afraid to ask them out bcoz dy look too prity, the bad guyz ar alwayz der to chop n clean mouth!