₦airaland Forum

hope baba Iragbiji no dey among?

tiger28:
Pls don't mind these "Beer Parlor illiterates " !!!

Beer Parlor Illiterate?u are too mean

baralatie:
So rudiger is aging? Abi na Aubameyang

both

shey d thing go work for NORTH?

Truthday:
Who's the former prime minister of islamic state of pakistan, present prime minister of bangladesh ?? They're not islamic countries right ?? Who're the parliamentarians in Saudi Arabia.

Hate kill you there

Abeg hate no go kill,but annihilate him!!!

jeromestarks:
What are you saying? I don't speak Chinese.

better go learn

jeromestarks:
My kinda woman. Intelligent, beautiful, elegant and sexy.
Young people are leading great nations all over the world but Nigerians decide to stick with old people.
Anyways, I will still vote that old cargo come 2023.


A happy home produces mentally stable children who can lead the world. To have stable home do no marry a woman you did not disvirgin else you will be training someone else's child.

Once your woman starts misbehaving, know that she has met another man. No woman will joke with the only man in her life.

If you marry a woman who has ex just know that she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up.

Finally, fvck any girl you want but when you're ready to settle down, find a virgin.

Oro e ko lesi

kurlz:
Where is the bridge?

Na wa. Corruption everywhere. Africa oh Africa!!!

The cøntract for the Bridge was given to a Yoruba guy from IRAGBIJI!!!

Perez99:
Happy new month y'all. I'll go straight to the point. Pls I need your advise.

Yesterday evening (6:10pm) when I came back from work, a friend of mine who live down the street invited me over to his birthday party. So I quickly freshened up and I went for the party.

There was enough drinks (alcohol), smoke and goat meat pepper soup. Although I don't smoke. I only drink and it's occasionally.

After taking few green bottles, I know I would be very hungry later, so I pleaded with my girlfriend to help me prepare jollof rice and meat, that I'm at a friend's party. I sent her 9k to prepare the food.

As at 8:45pm she called me she's already at my house with the food. So I left the party and headed home to open the door in order not to keep her waiting. Her house isn't far, it's just #100 Keke or bike down to my place

She sat on the couch playing game on her phone, I don't understand what came over me, I was under the influence of alcohol. Omoh! Alcohol na bastard.

The next thing I did, I started kissing her which she responded, she knew I was drunk, she could smell alcohol all over me, then she persuaded me to go eat my food before it's get cold and go take my bath.

Before I knew it I pushed her on the couch to lie down while I unzip my trouser, she said I should stop that she's not in the mood, I didn't listen to her, she crossed her legs so tight while struggling with me that I should stop that she's on her period yet I didn't listen to her.

I was forcing & trying to open her legs while she crossed her legs so tight struggling with me. I was almost gaining access Until she said "Peter do you realize you're about to rape me? Please stop"

Omoh! The word rape reset my head, the highness cleared off my eyes immediately. Honestly I didn't even know what I was doing. I knelt down and I begin to apologize to her.

She stood up and left immediately. I called to apologize but she didn't pick my calls. This morning she texted me saying "I thought I was safe whenever I'm with you. You scared me so much that I don't know if I could continue this relationship"

This girl is a beautiful, caring and nice girl and our relationship is just 5 months. I really love this girl. I don't want to lose her. She always give me good sex but I don't understand what happened yesterday. Infact I quit alcohol from now henceforth. Shayo na bastard. Please how do I apologize to her.

You spent 9k on jollof rice,whereas there are some ppl on nairaland begging for ordinary 2k?Did u help them?Go and burn into ashes wit ur girlfrd.

Abi seniorMAN SOAP don FINISH ni?Abeg make SANE cut SOAP for him ooo!!!

loosecanon50:
Which one is 2 christian soldiers. They should have just said 2 soldiers. This country, only God will help us. RIP sheik

Mr cannon,where was 2 christian soldiers mentioned?I pray dat ur cannon will not CANNONISE u in ALLAH'S name

ChangetheChange:
They are satanic APC janja-weed jihadists, they want to eliminate you(Dogara), Babachir Lawal, Governor Ortom and other Northern Christians who have rejected Alhaji Mujahedeen Tinubu dead on arrival and buried jihadist demonic Muslim Muslim ticket...their plan will fail insha Allah

May Allah forgive and your irks

Mandate2023:
It takes a foolish human being to use such a derogatory word on those not supporting d same person u r supporting.......ur ideology is not different from boko haram, u r not brought up well or civilise

mr Bokoharam,u do WELL

Mandate2023:
Leprosy has caught up with ur family already is too late for u and ur family

Until u learn to respect ppl's right to vote whoever dey wish without u insult and attacking them with ur miserable families leprosy.....I don't have to support any candidate to know that what u wrote is foolish and it also shows u came from a stupid family

Can u show ur parent what u have written online oloriburuku

Shey o pain e ni?

TheSourcerer:
Hausa girls in a compound. 1970s

wit smelly body odoür

Cypress042:
I can only imagine applying someones else urine on my expensive new dress with overwhelming joy, to attend an occassion.

Those kids are something else

im sure say they be from Afonja descendant

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar


obi is our president come 2023

which obi?Obi ko,na Orogbo ni!!!

but u self dey kuma cheat God

God1000:
US president Joe biden on Sunday was seen riding a bicycle along the beach at kiawah island, South Carolina.

Biden is in kiawah island with his family on vacation.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2751003/Video-Biden-enjoys-bike-ride-South-Carolinas-beach.html

Tinubu can do better!!!

Willy7:
Rev. Fr Ugwu, much respect. I salute your courage and tenacity in putting these retards and polical neophytes in their proper place. They have been deceiving people all this years acting as activists. Thank God for exposing them. At least the youth now know their role models for who they are. This election is not and never will be about Obi, but rather the downtrodden, hungry, rejected and poor Nigerian that has said Enough to the status quo. These challatans are just there for their belly and seeking for who will court their evil services. Nigerians now know better. Deji should keep his corrupt gotten loot from heaven knows where, he will need it later for himself to get himself busy when the country has been positioned for production by President Peter Obi.
Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime

whose role model?

Gambari pa soja ko lejo ninu.Na dem dem

BeardedMeat:
I'm sick and tired of recycled stories coming from Wike and his people.
You will be very naive to think that Rivers people will vote for Tinubu in the general elections.
Wike can rant from here to eternity, Tinubu can't ever get the statutory 25% there.

okay oo.Lets wait and see.God no go shame us

BadNews:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/8/suspected-transformer-vandal-electrocuted-in-bayelsa-graphic-photos.html

Oh my God,see how Obi got electrocuted by Grandpa Tinubu!!!!!

ChangetheChange:
Wike doesn't understand Nigeria Politics at all he thinks this is Rivers state politics where he can be doing gra gra every where and picking up fight with almost everybody .
Wike has been making noise almost every day and threatening fire and brimstone almost every week, but Atiku has kept quiet and refused to reply any of Wike's outbursts.
Wike is politically naive and myopic like Tinubu supporters who still thinks, believe and hope Tinubu will get more votes than Atiku in the North
What the Northerners did to Wike at PDP Presidential Primary is just a teaser to what to expect from the Northern bloc in February 2023 election.
Northerners will put a Northerner first before another other irrespective of party affiliation

Hmmmn,i dey laugh oo.Wike carry go joo.U be dem Papa.THunder fire OBI& his supporters

donaldking100:
We are tired of seeing pictures.
We want to see videos of this tired, sick, old & dying crook talking & giving coherent speeches like Obi.
Emilokan Emilokan.
Baba wey no well e dey shout Emilokan.
Hand de shake, Leg de shake.
Baba wey no well e dey shout Emilokan.

But ur own blokos dey shake now

Alba3:
And they are so many in Owoland. There are lots of their farm settlements between Owo and Ifón. Lots of robbery and kidnapping around that axis and the killing of Ifon's Oba should be reinvestigated.

could u believe dat they constitute nuisantes in the whole owo?Initialy,we were made to believe dat it was the handiwork of Fulanis.Infact alot of Hausas were beaten to stupor even some left owoland for good.Some Fulanis at Isuada ran away leaving thier wives behind.Ebira people are nothing but vseless idiots.

incandescentena:
Free show as how?..have you returned the 60 thousand dollars before talking about free show?


You should be seriously pleading to your fans by now

omo naija don come again oo.How did u know much he collected?

nlfpmod:
Saraki, who was the Senate President to President Buhari was caught with supicious and doubtful looks ever since Buhari's unusual delayed return from an abroad treatment.

Saraki became more suspicious when Buhari's fingerprint could no longer open his own office in Aso Rock.

omo naija wit Lies!!

Quintopia:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/08/09/2023-dont-vote-for-peter-obi-nnamani-warns-enugu-indigenes/

e go better 4u Nnamani.Obi na wash out