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CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada: I Spent N1M On Perfumes In One Week by Viicfuntop(f): 11:39pm On Nov 08, 2019
DaddyMorenike:
What manner of lie is this one, hallelujah (2ce)
It makes the blind to see, halleluyah
It makes the deaf to hear, hallelujah
What the hell grin
CrimeRe: Nasarawa Man With 5 Wives And 23 Kids Sells His Children For A Living by Viicfuntop(f): 1:07pm On Nov 08, 2019
Akamariner:
Do you want to diversify your source of income, or do you want to be self-employed. don't go too far looking for a job for i have a better one to offer you.
i shall now be introducing to you: internet entreprenureship.
this is a fast growing business that with your patient and persevearance, you can be grossing over a billion naira anually although it require hardwork. but no business is easy and with your persevearance you can become the next selfmade millionare.
that is why i'm offering to teach you everything you need to know about the business, within the space of three month, you will learn how to build your own website, many profitable business to run on your website which requires very little startup capital, automating your business and also SEO. all you need to enroll for this course is just a token of #5,000. for more details, contact me on oyedoyinp@gmail.com.
remember, 5,000 is just a drop in the ocean compared to what you will be earning from what i'm going to be tutoring you.
But why would you want to share a secret that grosses you over a billion annually? And before you say, you are already rich and you just want to help, then I think you should offer the course for free. My piece
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Killed Two Snakes The Same Day In My Room. Is It Spirituality Attached? (Photo by Viicfuntop(f): 8:55am On Nov 06, 2019
mulante:
Those things you killed are baby snakes.

Mother's definitely lurking around somewhere watching with unbridled hatred and anger as you murder her lovely kids.

She's silently watching you and planning her revenge.

Maybe the perfect opportunity will present itself while you sleep tonight.

Let's wait and see.

I'm definitely following this topic.
What the hell grin
TravelRe: The Day A Plane's Window Blew Out During Flight And Sucks Pilot Out by Viicfuntop(f): 4:27pm On Oct 26, 2019
9jayes:
That day was terrible, we had to landed halfway, I wasn't injured tho. How time flies
Really, liar
CelebritiesRe: Blossom Chukwujekwu And Maureen Esisi Marriage Crashes by Viicfuntop(f): 8:35am On Sep 07, 2019
SuperBlack:
Instead of buying Insecticide for 1k
I'll allow mosquitoes 2 bite me, then I'll buy 400 naira malaria drugs & use 600 for Suya!

Foreign AffairsRe: Suicide Blast At A Wedding Reception In Afghanistan, 63 Killed, 182 Wounded by Viicfuntop(f): 5:40am On Aug 19, 2019
mu2sa2:
Dont waste precious time with these people; they are agents planted on social media. They are tasked to smear Islam at every opportunity in the futile effort to stop its inroad into their heartlands as the world's fastest growing faith. These people are already alarmed that islam will be the leading religion in the world by 2050.
Why do you guys always say this? What is the big deal if it’s the leading religon soon? How is that an achievement?
RomanceRe: Lady Loses Her Boyfriend To Another Lady After Twitter Bet by Viicfuntop(f): 1:38pm On Jun 18, 2019
habsydiamond:
what am even thinking is the whole Scenario may be a staged drama just to thread... U know people can thread with any goddamn thing on Twitter
You mean trend
EventsRe: From Makydebbie With Love- Dear Tales; The Unveiling (Photos) by Viicfuntop(f): 8:20am On Jun 16, 2019
makydebbie:
Thanks sweetheart. kiss

Cake dey here oo, come and join me. embarassed
Happy birthday maky. I wish you the best. kiss
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Brahimi Ghazli, President Of Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic by Viicfuntop(f): 8:25am On Jun 14, 2019
etrange:
Dude, it has nothing to do with Buhari. I'm not his fan but let's be logical. Nigeria recognised the sovereignty of this country on the 11 of November 1984. Buhari is therefore only performing his social obligation.
Buhari was President that time
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: I Have Two Wives And Four Children, I’m Not A Criminal by Viicfuntop(f): 6:00pm On Jun 02, 2019
Livefreeordieha:
yes I'm washing dishes... There's dignity in labour... Can u say the same about ur smelling cunt, that oozes and secretes slimming mucous from the numerous STDs that has plagued ur miserable lifehuh Glorified client from hell... Nonsense smelling empty vessel..

You have alot of problems to contend with... But they are as a result of ur own doing.. Hatred and the pathetic upbringing u had from the would be parents u had.. Go get a life and real one please..
Shut up already. The more you talk, shows how limited you are intellectually. Did your mother mistakenly drop you when you were a child, because I don’t see how a grown man who said he has been living in Europe for 15years could not get his sense of reasoning to acclimatize with his environment. You sound really stupid for a grown man. Your parents should have left you behind in the village. Adult baby. You are the perfect example of “you can take a man from the village but can’t take the village from him”. Uncultured pig
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: I Have Two Wives And Four Children, I’m Not A Criminal by Viicfuntop(f): 5:55pm On Jun 02, 2019
Livefreeordieha:
no I'm actually referring to u and all the women in ur family who are morally bankrupt and malnourished... Ashewo oshi dirty brown pants hustler..


Please to the left... Go into that bin!
Swine
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: I Have Two Wives And Four Children, I’m Not A Criminal by Viicfuntop(f): 3:55pm On Jun 02, 2019
Livefreeordieha:
yes I do.. Because I'm not a pussy.. And I'm not a fan of hypocrites they nauseate me..
Just shut up already. You talk too much, Mr unnecessary grammar. You are probably washing plate in the Uk . Online warrior, offline chicken.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: I Have Two Wives And Four Children, I’m Not A Criminal by Viicfuntop(f): 3:52pm On Jun 02, 2019
Livefreeordieha:
lol... I already know ur type... Lol@ u said no 3 correctly.. Sadistic sore sore loser like u... If not that u are a miserable whoreeeeeee whoring about the earth for crumbs, how could such a comment please u?? Stop hating!!!!!! It kills..... And to think diz glorified cunt now would say I'm a Christian just got back from church... But na only body go the heart is in hell... Oloshi ashewo kobo kobo awon ti clients from ell!


Have I said something loud enough for u to hear nowhuhmtchewwwwww
You sure have got a lot of time for someone that is bigger than this place. I guess you are referring to all the women in your family. Useless wannabe
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: I Have Two Wives And Four Children, I’m Not A Criminal by Viicfuntop(f): 2:14pm On Jun 02, 2019
Livefreeordieha:
because it was meant for discerning minds not immature, ignorant minds... Drink a glass of water and read again, if lack of comprehension symptoms persist... Fucckkkkkk the thread..

Try it and thank me later for not embarrassing you..
You give yourself a lot of credit
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: I Have Two Wives And Four Children, I’m Not A Criminal by Viicfuntop(f): 1:40pm On Jun 02, 2019
VillagePipu:
[s][/s]

Is it just a few paragraphs of my post that inspired this Psalm 119 that you typed?
Frustration has finished this one's destiny. grin

I would ignore the insults you were throwing around. I'm not responsible for your frustration and so, carry it elsewhere.

1. An unmarried woman can't be regarded as a spouse. If you don't know what a spouse means, that's your problem for not being properly educated.

2. You can give birth to 100 children for a man but if not married, you're not his legal wife.

3. I don't care if you are in kuvukiland or Guam. If you are this ignorant despite being in Europe, how would your brain be functioning if you were tapping palmwine in Abakaliki?

4. I know my post touched a raw nerve in your personal life hence the frustrated outburst. Go and rearrange your life so that your children won't make the mistakes you've made.

5. Good night and God punish all thieves, fraudsters and yahoo boys.
I was surprised at his essay. He said a lot and made no sense. You said no 3 correctly.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: I Have Two Wives And Four Children, I’m Not A Criminal by Viicfuntop(f): 1:35pm On Jun 02, 2019
Livefreeordieha:
He said he has 2 wives in the UK but he's so stupid to know that Bigamy is a crime in the UK under the s.11 of the Matrimonial Causes Act 1973...


Ignorance and limited knowledge or deliberate attempt to sound intelligent and exposed, or all of the above... Meanwhile u might be a baby that was never out of a matrimony but yet ur father was OK to address u as his child and ur mother his wife...!!!? It's a known fact to exposed people that bigamy is illegal in the West but people have baby mamas who they refer to as spouses.. And are absolutely responsible for them...


Now let me check if u aren't a robot or a dunce or both.... Is it OK for the government to mandate me to be responsible for mother and child in all ramifications as required knowing fully well we have no legal backing as it were and in the same breath it will be bigamy if I refer to them orally as my spouse or partner?

The celebrities we have living with baby mamas in Nigeria or outside why don't u attack and refrain them from parading themselves as spouses...


You are just ignorant and myopic and I despise, detest irritating people.. Who are devoid of commonsense and logic..

I'm not supporting bigamy, polygamy or philandering... But we all know what is the trend now.. It started as a joke about 20 years ago women started to tune their girls to fiercely fight to keep men at all costs, before we knew it many unwanted unions were created, murders, rancorous and acrimonious endings filled the society all in the name of marriage, today is a new trend baby mamas even friends now share same baby fathers and everyone now thrives to get theirs...

Get a life and stop being irritating because u want to express an half baked knowledge..


I'm ara here... By the way I'm in Europe almost 15years and my family lives in the UK were all born and raised... Before u speak... Becareful I might embarrass u more uncapped, untamed this time around..

NB.. I don't support fraud or tolerate it.. Because I noticed uneducated bitter souls devoid of intelligent inputs run out easily and attack opinions instead of subject matters..

Goodnight..
You said a lot but nothing
RomanceRe: Why Do White Women Age Faster Than Black Women by Viicfuntop(f): 10:45pm On May 25, 2019
ubunja:
because white people are more beautiful
No offense but this didn’t make any sense
RomanceRe: Why Do White Women Age Faster Than Black Women by Viicfuntop(f): 10:43pm On May 25, 2019
lilwetdick:
melanin..black people have abundant of melanin which makes them age slower unlike white people
How about the Asian women? They age better than black women. What’s your theory
RomanceRe: Guys, What Would You Like Your Lady To Stop Doing? by Viicfuntop(f): 9:53am On May 22, 2019
DanceVille:
Yea.... This is a counter thread asking ladies that what should guys stop doing... https://www.nairaland.com/5198621/ladies-what-like-man-stop#up


So guys, what are the things you think Nigerian ladies should stop doing....


Feel free to share your thoughts and views..... Gat you back guys...


Lemme share mine

Nigerian ladies should stop forming hard to get... When you wanna date them and expressed your feelings, that's when they will be doing unnecessarily forming.... Abeg, no be guy go. later marry you and put you for house biko...

Nigerian ladies should stop trying to act as a foreigner.... There was a day I went to a restaurant in school(Kwasu), and I saw a very blackish girl using fork to eat Amala with egusi soup..... I was like.... Ooooh my God.... She must be sick in the brain sha...



Lemme stop here.......
Guys.... Oya drop yours.
Excuse me, most people don’t like eating with their hand. My married male cousin never eats with his hand. He uses a fork always and that’s inside the house. Leave everyone to their preference. It takes nothing to mind your business. And what the hell is oh my God, she must be sick in the brain
RomanceRe: Twitter Slay Queen Who Cheated On Boyfriend With Twitter Slay King Trends Online by Viicfuntop(f): 9:11am On May 12, 2019
Candiesramah:
Abeggi! Make I hear word. What am I loosing? And when did guys start confessing to cheating when they won't get caught in the act? You think it's so easy to leave? Let us all cheat together.

Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 11:22am On May 02, 2019
AbaLion:
Go meet your father to kiss your thiny slutty ass while you down on your knees and suck his wrinkled balls as routinely as you do. Animals of incestuous bloodline.
The failure of your father to teach you etiquette as basic as respect for people's choice, makes him the most stupid animal of all.
Look, bitch henceforth you have set yourself up for doom and doomed you shall be.
And for your mother, I won't even waste my precious gracious words on a mother-hoe whose hoe-daughter has taken quite bitchly after.
*spits


-Lion
K
Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 10:51am On May 02, 2019
AbaLion:
I'm rather amused by the rantings of an ill-mannered bitch for as much as I felt you deserved one more hard knock on that big forehead of yours for being more pathetically stupid than previously thought.
Being a seed of misfortune, by proof of an unfortunate copulation, your sob stories and tales of miseries aptly described at best the history of your family.
Rather than own up to your being stupid and apologize, you showed by a large degree that you have no brain in between your two ears.
If you push your bad luck a little bit further, I would leave your parents a message strong enough to make them choke.
ill-bred bitches bore me.
*spits



-Lion
On a second thought, I am sorry for calling your mother into this. You started it but still I won’t make excuses. If you want to continue insulting me, that’s alright but leave my parents out of this. At the end of the day, what kind of person I am that insults one’s parent? I am sorry once again . Insult me all you want, that’s alright.
Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 10:25am On May 02, 2019
AbaLion:
I'm rather amused by the rantings of an ill-mannered bitch for as much as I felt you deserved one more hard knock on that big forehead of yours for being more pathetically stupid than previously thought.
Being a seed of misfortune, by proof of an unfortunate copulation, your sob stories and tales of miseries aptly described at best the history of your family.
Rather than own up to your being stupid and apologize, you showed by a large degree that you have no brain in between your two ears.
If you push your bad luck a little bit further, I would leave your parents a message strong enough to make them choke.
ill-bred bitches bore me.
*spits


-Lion
Look at who is calling someone an ill mannered bitcch. What then do I call your mother for raising a goat like you? Did she forget to teach her sons manners or she is the typical African woman who believes her sons have the right to misbehave and the girls have to be humble?
You insult my father in your first mention to me and you dare call me ill mannered because I brought your mother into this, you are very mad. You dare mention me when I didn’t even quote you and say trash to me and you are here telling me to choose my words, in fact you are very mad. What happened to you minding your business. Would it kill you to ignore.
Yeah yeah, it’s a public forum and so? Did I mention you? Are you so jobless you read each post until you came across mine? I never even go past the first page.
You later now tell me I have to apologise, to who, you? After this trash you wrote up there? You call me I’ll mannered and names and you want me to apologise, you are fuccking mad. Yes I called people stupid in the flick of the moment and rather than call me out in a civil way, you result to insult and you expect me to watch. Some other person called me out and I apologised, when I realized how insensitive it might have been.

You will leave my parents a message to make them choke. You have gone nuts. Trust me this is more than surface level. Someday you will regret ever saying this. This world is too small.
Stupid son of a bitch. You can kiss my ass
Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 10:06am On May 02, 2019
Moukandjo:
Lol! Mor0n is now bringing up typos to feel good! grin Funny girl! By the way, "bolded" is very correct! I won't even bother bringing up the numerous grammatical errors in your posts because I consider you unintelligent mainly because of your daft thinking & nothing else! grin

Again, mor0n, she was freed just like the numerous Christian Chibok girls were freed! Simple!
Cheers!
Please just shut up. You sound really stupid. I was trying to decipher this trash but what was I expecting from a beer parlor man? Whatever makes you sleep
Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 2:12pm On May 01, 2019
Moukandjo:
grin grin [b]Girl, with each post, your unintelligent becomes even clearer! Come on, it's clear you were being sarcastic, but point is that sarcasm was too daft!
What's the sense in the bold[/b]ed now?

And Saudi has been arresting Nigerians right from time including under Buhari, but na the innocent one wey Buhari choose to save na him be your problem. If we want to do daft comparisons like you & CAN are doing, then it's safe to say Buhari is saving this one innocent Muslim girl from Saudi just like he saved the numerous innocent CHRISTIAN Chibok girls abducted under a Christian president! Simple!
Firstly Intelligence , it should be

1. Girl, with each post, your unintelligence becomes even clearer.
2. What’s the sense in the emboldened?

Back to you, I read your reply like 3 times and I still can’t find the sense, only screaming letters. The switch from English to pidgin is enough. You are obviously a beer parlor man.
I can’t even argue with you. Enjoy the girl brought from Saudi. I hope it brings to peace to whatever torments your life. Asshole
Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 1:15pm On May 01, 2019
Topmaike007:
don't worry cheesy happy New month
Thanks. Happy new month
Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 1:14pm On May 01, 2019
Moukandjo:
I'm sorry girl, but when I called you unintelligent, I wasn't insulting you; you actually are, & like you said, life is too short to be! I'm really sorry!
Does what you typed make any sense to youhuh

Simple question: The Chibok girls that were kidnapped under the "non partial" past government & that this administration has negotiated 70% their release, are they Muslims or Buddhists?
Nah, you are actually the retarded one. Are you saying you couldn’t tell that the emboldened was sarcasm? I am saying this from my side of view and you are saying yours from your side. You are looking at it your way and I am looking at it my way. I maintain that Leah is still there because her life is not as important as another. You are talking about numbers that was rescued. How many people was rescued in Saudi? So young man, you need to calm down. I am not trying to insult you. You are not even the one I mentioned. Counter your facts sensibly and not like someone in a beer parlor. You probably might be a Muslim, hence the unnecessary scream from your words of which is justified honestly.
Channel your scream into something.
Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 5:41am On May 01, 2019
Moukandjo:
Are you smart at all? What did the daft CAN point out that's making sense to you PDP sycophants? You're seriously comparing the negotiation of the release of a person arrested by a country & those kidnapped by Terrorist groups? Where them dey make una brains from sef? Were all the Chibok girls the government has been able to release Muslims & the ones still remaining in captivity only Christians? Your Jonathan & PDP loves Christians so much & he was busy playing politics & refusing to fight for the release of the kidnapped Chibok girls who're 90% Christians?

Is this the first northerner & Muslim to be arrested by Saudi or any other country for drug related offenses? Has Buhari interfered in those other cases?
People are really damn unintelligent in this country!
Waoh, bold letters.

Calm down, young boy. You do have it worse. Life is too short to have this much anger in a public forum lipsrsealed. I said what I said and I am not taking it back. I am not a party person. I am a patriotic citizen who wants to see her country better than it is now. Like I said, we all can see the partiality in this government. Buhari was so quick to seek for the release of this girl because of what, she is innocent, right. Is that what you are saying. Leah is right at his backyard. She has been there for a year now and everyone keeps saying they are working to seek her release for more than a year now. Alright. Leah’s captivity actually doesn’t hold weight because the islamists have not killed her, they are onmh just raping her. Is that what you are saying? Honestly I don’t even want to try to argue this out.
Obviously you are a core supporter of this administration so there is nothing I can say that would please you, so I won’t waste my time. I’ll ignore your insults, so take a chill pill alright, life is short.
Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 5:31am On May 01, 2019
Topmaike007:
pls don't call me stupid,I did but don't like the partiality played by FG
I am sorry for calling you guys stupid
Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 5:26am On May 01, 2019
AbaLion:
You are free to call out the government as it pleases you. But it rather makes you insanely stupid, insulting a large number of people that are a million times better than your father.
*spit


-Lion
You changed my name. I wonder. Do you know how stupid and immature you are? Your mother obviously forgot to raise her son.
Why do you guys result to insulting females with their genitals? Does it make any sense? Is it suppose to hurt? Is it suppose to strike a nerve? No tell me. I am trying to understand why it’s okay for you to think that once a man sleeps with a woman, he has conquered her, hence the dick on top name change. Why should a woman be ashamed she has had sex and it’s alright to shame her. This is 2019, idiot.

Boy, it’s a mutual thing between two genders, alright. I mean how else did your mother bring your wretched self to this world, if she didn’t sit on one? Tell me?

Yes, I have never hidden my dislike for this government, maybe hate. I went too far calling the people at large stupid, of which I would have apologized for but no, your quote up there proved that it was okay for me to call you stupid. You are very stupid man, your household, your extended family and anyone who knows you.
You call yourself Aba lion, that’s enough to know how you look. You probably maybe a small apprentice in an Igbo man’s beans shop waiting for his years to be completed so that you maybe settled.
Buhari supporters,
1. quick to anger
2. quick to spilling rubbish
3. Unable to counter facts
4. Unable to defend their master
5. They suffer the most

Tell me, what is your greatest achievement in life, tell me? Online warrior, offline chicken. I could go back and forth until I am tired. Nairaland, now a place for miscreants.

You call yourself a lion. You might actually be a lion. Lazy ass. I think you know in the animal kingdom, the lion is very lazy and does nothing but sleep around all day and wait for the lioness to bring food. He is never prepared for a fight. Lazy lion who won’t do shiit, unless provoked to anger. That’s what you did up there. You probably wait for your mommy to bring home food. Lazy ass. So boy like I said earlier, you are stupid, infact very stupid.


I’ll see you in the evening. You probably would reply me early because, like I said up there, you have got no job or life, aba chicken cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 9:59pm On Apr 30, 2019
martineverest:
as a Christian,CAN is just too dumb and insincere....they are just getting foolish daily.
How are they dumb? Because they pointed out something that’s quite obvious even to the blind. Leave sentiments aside. You are not a Christian
Christianity EtcRe: Zainab Aliyu Released: Are Some Nigerians More Important Than Others? CAN Asks by Viicfuntop(f): 9:54pm On Apr 30, 2019
This is quite true. I wonder the stupid people that voted for this administration.

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