₦airaland Forum

oshdam2015:
See wickedness... So na ur sister deserve that strict scrutiny, shey you collect your husbank moniker before you agree to marry him?.

i said brother

stupidity:
I saw an ad on job section of nairaland, immediately I mailed my CV, after some days I got a feedback to come for an interview today.

I got there and from what I saw, the coy is much more better than the current coy I work for, and I guess their pay would have put a bigger grin on my face. So after waiting for some minute, I was called in and told to introduce myself, I introduced myself and I was asked series of questions which I answered correctly and the employers were impressed(I guess).

One skinny guy among them asked me how I got to know about the recruit. I told him I saw it on nairaland. He asked if I'm a nairalander or a guest, I told him I'm a confirm nairalander and a complete romancelandist. He asked for my moniker to see my post and comments.(Biggest mistake). #at first I wanted to give them moniker of the likes of "Tallesty, ronald4lyf, decker etc.
But I quickly thought what if they ask me to log in my username and password for them to see my profile to be sure its truly me. So I just bone face and let it out "STUPIDITY sir!!!"

Skinny guy: - "What"
Me - I said STUPIDITY sir"
They: *all cuts in* is that your moniker??
Me - yes sir.




That was it they were just laughing uncontrollably at what they saw with my nairaland moniker and forgot I was sitting there and waiting for them.

After wasting my time, the skinny guy told me to go, I asked him if I should expect a feedback from them, they all told me to forget about it that I am not a serious somebody.

I answered him "but sir, that moniker is only my online personality, my offline personality is the real me, he backfired me and said "my friend I said use that door, if by mistake you work here with us, you will eventually download your online personality to our coy and start "GONKING" our female workers".......

Seriously any girl dt will marry my brother will hv to tell me her moniker if she happens to b a Nairalander cos ur online personality is always the real you. kpele anyway

cc. Toks2008 cme and see oooo

durentdbiitch:
but dats how we were made. If u pass by nd guys dont analyze u, u won't be happy, ull start tagging d guys gays, asshooles, abi i lie?

Na lie abegi

xreal:
Now, his problem begins.


He go dey think and behave like goat henceforth.

lol

durentdbiitch:
its ur type dat'll still complain if a guy turns gay. Jst keep quiet nd enjoy d attention we are givin u while it lasts.

ROTLMAO

bt on a more serious note we ladies dont discuss boys we rather discuss our fellow girls unlike u boys. if a lady pass a group of boys u peopl will strt analysing her body even to the extent of following her up and down. na waoh

pathetic

donTbone:
No body is obsessed with anybody. Got an advice for the mean...kindly share



After all, the Op is right!

ok

y r boys so obsessed with ladies honestly this is getting out of hand.
ladies dis ladies dat. shuuuuu

y nt tell her to dash u the money instead cos igbo land is developed

OnyeAraNdiIgbo:
I just decided to show him a lesson...

Dnt argue or exchange word with any deranged fellow because people will not notice the difference. it is either u snub the fellow or u block him. simple

u didnt show him any lesson dear

Lollipop247:
Ok, we have seen it. so many do's & don't article for women only. What of the men na?

WRITE THAT PLEASE

Godwin10123:
How some Ladies are destroying their Marriage without knowing

If you are one of those ladies who no longer respect people who are older than you because of the things you see in social media then you can't be my friend; I will keep you at bay. Respect for ones elders is one of the cardinal principles I learn from my parents and I live by that. Many marriages are failing today because women want to be equal with men blindly, hence there is no peace on many homes.

Read this interesting eye-opener from a married woman...

When I got married, I was amazed at the instant, overwhelming sense of responsibility I felt to love and care for my husband. Suddenly, a huge part of someone else’s well-being and happiness was largely affected by my choices and actions.

Women, we need to be careful about how we are caring for our husbands and marriages. Don’t let the small stuff ruin the things that will bring you the greatest happiness in life.

Here are just a few ways you might be unknowingly destroying your husband and killing your marriage.

1. Living outside of what you can afford
A wise old woman from my church congregation once advised: “The best thing you can do as a wife is to live within your husband’s means.”

Wives, show sincere appreciation and respect to your husband by carefully following a budget and making the most of what you have. Be wise about your finances.

Constantly complaining about not having enough to fulfill your lavish desires or racking up astronomical amounts of debt for yourself and your husband is a poor way of saying “thank you” to a faithful spouse who works hard every day to provide for the family.

Yes, you may not have enough to buy that deigner shoes or bag you’ve had your eyes on recently, but your husband will love and appreciate the fact that you honor him and are grateful for what he provides.

2. Constant negativity
You hate your hair, the messes around the house, the neighbor across the street, your dumb co-worker, the old dishwasher, and everything in between. As soon as your husband walks through the door, you launch into action and dump every negative and angry thought that’s crossed your mind.

Can you imagine having to carry that burden? Negativity is draining. Men like to fix things, and constantly being hounded with complaints makes it difficult for him to help solve your pains.

If there is one thing I’ve learned from marriage is that a good man wants you to be happy, and if he can’t help you do that, it makes him unhappy.

3. Putting everything else first
When your children, mom, best friends, talents, or career in front of your husband, you send a clear message to him that he is unimportant. Imagine having that message sent to you every day for many years. What would that do to your self esteem?

Put your husband first! Although it sometimes seems counter-intuitive and counterproductive, I think you’d be amazed to find that it’s often the key to the greatest happiness in marriage. So many couples get divorced these days, because of neglect and to a large extent disrespect.

If you choose to put him first, you will find a lot of joy.

4. Withholding physical affection
Men crave and need physical affection with their wives. When you constantly decline intimacy, it wears on them. Sex should not be used as a tool to control your spouse; it should be viewed as a sacred tool to draw you closer to one another and to God.

It is a great blessing to be wanted and needed by a loving, romantic husband who wants to share something so beautiful and important with you — and you only. Even though you might not always be in the mood, it’s worth it to give in (unless you are sick) and spend that time bonding.

5. Not speaking his language
Don’t waste your time giving subtle hints that he won’t understand: Speak plainly to him. Be honest about your feelings, and don’t bottle things up until you burst. If he asks you what’s wrong, don’t respond with “nothing” and then expect him to read your mind. Be open to your man and grow your marriage.

http://www.olufamous.com/2016/01/how-some-ladies-today-are-killing-their.html?m=1

OK

UrennaNkoli:
400k for introduction better runaway before it's too late. How much will you now spend for engagement and wedding proper ? Be smart.

HIAN Which one be engagement again u mean the trad. marriage?

dacovajnr:
Huh! 400k for intro..Haba! Bro cancel the intro and cancel the girl join..she no get cmon pity for her to talk say 400k no reach...Baami that 400k is enough for wedding But cum Wetin u wan introduce?

LOL

CassaBooBoo:
please that is on the high side!!! habbba!!! just for introduction... introduction no be sitting room things again ni abeg cut your coat according to your material ooo!!! sit your fiancee down and tell her your budget...if she cannot work with it, she can as well contribute meaningfully to it and make ither dream intro!!! Please be wise ooo!!! the economy is not smiling at all...

AS IN EH

Exponental:
in yorubaland, buy your cloths for both of you. take gifts with you (fruits n drinks mainly). if the girl's family are responsible, they should cater for food cos they are hosting u. you can support financially in food if asked depending on agreed estimated guest but that doesn't mean you should be extorted.... 400k is extortion..... Ask Efcc to this investigate this introgate even before they share the money..lolz

lol

ossaisly:
Hello NL, my fiancee and I have been arguing about how much an introduction could cost us. I told her that my budget is 400k but she said that it's too small, just for an intro.....I don die! Please help me o cause this might just make me to run away.

Please kindly help me to know how much is ideal for a Rivers lady intro.

Thanks.

JEEZ. R U TALKING ABOUT TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE OR WHATCos the last intro in my family didnt cost upto 50k. introduction is jst about showing ur family members ur suitor and getting marriage list from them. jeez

Acidosis:
I keep warning people on Nairaland not to allow ex boyfriends/girlfriends interfere in their relationships.

It is not about trust, its about commonsense. An ex should not even be on your contact, BBM, Facebook or Whatsapp. Do not keep pictures of exes, and don't allow anyone of them (dead or living) come near your home.

Sir, your marriage is 15 years plus. Why on earth would a woman leave you, your home and a job of 200k/driver/car for a meagre 40k?

Sir, your wife must have gotten N40k in cash, and N300k in KIND. Whoever tells you otherwise can kill you.

How can you book flights on 3 occasions for a 40K job? Nawaooo!

I don't know what to tell you, many Nairaland women will blame you on this so get ready to act like a man.

GBAM!!!.1 MILLION LIKES FOR THIS

ShakurM:
Na wa oo, they have send you come too? Uncle keh, I'm just 15 ooo but with beards

lol

olaide92:
Am a corp member in rivers state. I didn't want to share this before but I had to when fellow corp members suffered the same faith. I was posted to our lady of lauders secondary school(am sure ph based people will know there.) it is within Obia akpor local government area. When I got to the school,I met the principal. He asked me of my discipline and I told him. He said they needed me. I was happy. Next thing he said was that wat was my doctrine (he taught I was Christian) to his surprise I told him boldly that I was Muslim. Next this he said was that we can't accept you here. I asked him was I coming here to teach religious studies? He said I won't be able to practice their religion. He said he didn't have a choice than to reject me. I didn't even bother to argue and I gave him my letter and he signed. I didn't want to put this up before but when some group of corpers said they refused to rent an apartment to them because they are Muslims I was forced to share this. We don't need all this. Together we'll make our country great again.

sorry about dt bt the fear of islam the religion of peace is the beginning of wisdom. maybe the school principal is afraid of the peace islam offers

AyoolaIgwe:
This is to inform all 2016 batch A
prospective corp members i.e. Nigerians who have graduated from Universities and Mono/Polytechnics both at home and abroad that the NYSC is yet to officially release the time table for 2016 Batch A online registration.Therefore 2016 batch A Prospective corp members should ignore any news about the official time table for online registration till further notice.
Pregnant women, Nursing mothers, PG students Excluded from NYSC service year
The official 2016 batch A time table for online registration, for prospective corp members will be published officially on the NYSC website as soon as it has been released by the NYSC officials.The time table for online registration contains the dates for all activities to be carried out and all the necessary requirement needed by the foreign or locally trained graduates before mobilization of the prospective corp members and must be duly signed by the NYSC director general.
While waiting to be mobilized,keep yourself busy with things you need to know about NYSC

Thanks

adedotun48:
Which Cds is the best. Let's know your cds and the work you do precisely on ur cds day.

and he is yoruba ...pls corps not call...pls dnt b offended

2dice:
Even Women don't understand themselves Toomuch wiring na make Dem so Complicated

hahahahaha. faints

2dice:
Even Women don't understand themselves Toomuch wiring na make Dem so Complicated

hahahahaha. faints

ShakurM:
Story of my life oo

lol sorry uncle......hope am nt uncle-zoning u aswell

Toks2008:
Very very true...

Someone told me yesterday that i should be married and i answered "OFCOURSE I AM MARRIED"

At least that saved me some boring regular jamb questions that usually follows whenever i say i am not married.

hahahaha
so how is ur furniture and electronics since u dnt hv wife and children....funny comments

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I actually read all the comments in this thread so hilarious

No be small hw is ur furniture and electronics

RadicallyBlunt:
Oyinbo life nawa o. Dem go do all this finish and divorce again

HAHAHAHAHAHA

YAM EATERS EVRYWHERE

solidman59:
Lol, make una calm down na. Wetin make una feel say na op the thing happen to? Me I be young guy o, I never marry sef.

lol

OnyeAraNdiIgbo:
The guys on the thread is showing us females they can do the same thing..

u shld hv blocked him immediately he made dt statement