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OkpaNsukkaisBae:
both Ikpeazu and Ugwuanyi should go and learn from Umahi.

mediocres everywhere. tufiakwa!

Abeg don't compare Ikpeazu with Ugwuanyi... Ikpeazu is the worst; that was the shortest flyover in any known state.
It took Ikpeazu 5years.

A bigger one and stronger one took gburu gburu not upto 6months...I be Aba boy, no sentiment.

If She doesn't know is my best dish... Thunder don fire am!!

It becomes a case of what was intended for evil has turn out for my good.

This meat go sweet walahi... But whoever would partake should contribute money for treatment of the man. He is a brave man.

He couldn't transform his home state...He won't make an impact as president of Nigeria.

Afonjakid:
Yea

Great buy...for a real estate

War...no be your Papa mate; e get why!

I will lecture in this University by God's grace.

basilo101:
More

Please is this body of water inside the University premises?

MrBrownJay1:
so she didnt know she was a married woman when she accepted the free fuel?! .... you too, should lame yourself for believing that some dude will just give your wife free fuel for herself and extra 20L for you, for no damn reason....haba!!!

With all the aphrodisiacs (buran tashi) these mallams use, her (my wife's) nyansh go don suffer.

There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!

This comment shows he knows someone has been helping with his matrimonial duties.

I pity Op...Mallam and his big size gboola...my friend, you will be like as a bicycle running in the centre of a four way lane.

The sickness has helped him shed some fats

Question: Is he free from what he is preaching against.

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No be this one wey the husband dey help give birth for pool.

From Jara to death

Are we still talking about this...how some of these crazy officers live to talk about this atrocious art being a mistake baffles me...What happens to on the spot execution.

Cashio:
Bro, I know what I am saying. I am actually the last boy, me elder siblings are not financially strong and I contribute more to the family than them because I earn better than they do.
I never felt entitled to anyone's money because I understood what it meant to have mine at a very younger age. I sponsored more than 80% of my higher education through bricklaying and designs I did.
What I am saying is this. An elder sibling who is well off financially is mandated to assist his younger ones. Not like it is a must, but it is just the right thing to do, Just as parents are mandated to take care if their children.
If I train my child and he gets so useless as to forget his family, I will hunt him down and make him repay all I spent in his training before I disown him with a curse that his kids will do same to him. So after giving you the best education, you now leave home and abandon everyone. Na mumu dey worry the bastard.

Ok I get you now!!

Jakumo:
Sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

Kindly join me in deep and wistful prayer.

By the special grace of Almighty Sky Daddy, may I too join my ancestors on the down-stroke while ministering to the shockingly tight toto of a fine young woman blessed with firm pointy breasts untouched by any plastic surgeon in Jeeeeeeesus name, Amen.

Of all the deaths that man pikin can select, there is none more pleasurable and honorable than to die while thrusting feverishly and urgently atop fresh tight and slippery toto, as God is my witness.

With that in mind, Papa God, please ensure that when my time comes to come and sit by Your right side, my transition follows this righteous modality in Jeeeeesus name Amen.

Are you not bereft...this statement of yours calls you a FOOL.

Cashio:
Why will people shout entitlement?
Yes the elder brother owes his younger siblings some form of help or assistance. That is not entitlement, that is being responsible.
Imagine I have an elder brother who was trained in school or craft by our parents and afterwards, he absconds and forgets his siblings. I will personally go to his house and break his doors and if need be, threaten him with gun and make him pay for everything our parents spent on him.
An elder bro, owes his younger ones some care, same with other siblings. If you are trained, you have to assist to train others. That is how the family will grow.

Hey friend... That is wrong mentality, you were cared for at the same time with your elder brother... This is an entitlement mentality so many remarked about here.
To think your elder brother received special treatment is wrong; Mum would always talk about how Siblings that came after, came when they were well-off and received better care. You don't overload your senior brothers. Even the young can help the old.

Just pray for your Elder siblings to be sacrificial... First sons are always object of sacrifice.

I remember how I always was given to my siblings... My immediate younger one after graduating from school and breaking forth took vehicle as his first project, even when I have worked for years without boasting of a bicycle because of family education project and other projects in the family I was undertaken. That is the mentality most you young ones have...you think the elder ones don't want to enjoy life.
Always pray your elder one be sacrificial...most of you younger ones are selfish!
I as the first son believe family is everything...and that my purpose in life is to live for others. It might not be others purpose.

My Family has a WhatsApp group, we take vital decisions there...As a matter of fact, we all travelled down the last Mothering Sunday to be with Mum.

Like my both parents would say...if you are in manfe and only think money is what they need...you are wrong!
My both parents want us to be around them...it gives them this sense of belonging more than money...the aged enjoys the warmth of their children around.
To keep that bond...my five league of gentlemen still keep that bond inasmuch as we ain't dependent on each other...we also rally to help each other solve some pressing needs... that's family bond.

Mum will always pray, any daughter in-law that would sever bonds between us...let her not come to her house.

Some Statements here say a lot about how many dysfunctional homes we have in Nigeria.

If you have got money and stability and you think family bond doesn't matter...you have a problem.

Unionism brings about advancement even in community, talk more of family... Tomorrow you encounter problem that you don't have access to that your wealth...you will require a bro/sis to do the runarounds.

Some innocent persons are in jail even with their money...na family dey the outside walls dey run around to secure their freedom.

Many are kidnapped even with their money, na family member go pay ransom to secure their freedom.

Family bond matters...money can't do a lot for you. Onye nwe mmadu kariri onye nwere ego (Igwebuike).

People who don't have known relative (family), try to create one (even a superficial one)...There is reason why!

The people has a role to play in the security of their land and in eliminating these menaces.

They have been wanting for you to leave...they wan settle fulltime as husband and wife for the house. They don't know how to tell you.

You are living with a Couple and helping them pay house rent...while they discomfort you.

You are the attachee here!!

Our Dear Buhari is building Railway track to Niger Republic to help his brothers come in and finish what is left of Nigeria.

What you get when a foreigner rules you.

Another foreigner claiming Adamawa is warming up...Still give him ticket and vote for him come 2023.

Nigeria headed for STATE OF EMERGENCY.

Who watched that Nigerian movie with Saint Obi as one of the cast.

British.... FREE.

What is it they forgot to take from our soil, that they are still targeting.

MrCover:
Ok, Meet On WhatsApp Chat

This guy na yeye o...she answered you NO...you asked her to meet you on WhatsApp Chat. You be Kidnapper?

Take time o...Yeye Bloggers!!

LilMissFavvy:
Life imprisonment....

Is not always true...he may go Scot free. Law has many faces.

Guy the one wey die, una leave am there. Abeg make una no waste meat o.

These white people are planning to give us another old fool....say NO to Tinubu.

Best candidate... sentiment apart

Topccy007z:
Good morning fellow Nairalanders. Please i urgently need help with knowing how to balance the following chemical equations. I believe the Chemistry gurus in the house can help do justice. Thanks

Hey no one will give you such Chemical equations to balance...These equations are against Chemistry laws of multiple proportion and definite composition.

The law of multiple proportions is an extension of the law of definite composition, which states that compounds will consist of defined ratios of elements (i.e Simple whole numbers).

Gastrocnemius:
I don't think this is necessary. How many trees do we want to cut down? Some of them are over 20 years and they've been doing well b4

Cut the branches so the regenerate