₦airaland Forum

A man who has them full of his bans will not be timid when discussing with Neighbours outside.... Oluwa I be twin I wan taste triplet or quadruplet... OBIM! Iga-ebuwukwa.

A man who has them full of his bans will not be timid when discussing with Neighbours outside.... Oluwa I be twin I wan taste triplet or quadruplet... OBIM! Iga-ebuwa kwa.

Philadelphia:
I suspect "thiefry."

Not at all... need to know whether he trains a fish or water mammal. wouldn't mind quitting ma job n starting fish farming after one month

guy wetin u call ur dog na wetin em go answer... As 4 d football vs Telenovelas/Televista/Telemundo.
Anyone of us can sacrifice it for d other, sacrifice not mine alone to do; she could offer her sheep, I offer my ram.
I even prefer watching football games with ma niggas were all hopes become high with expectations making it more fun... if I got those niggas in ma hood, she no get CHOOSE O! rather she gats bend down see ABA

Please Sir... permit me to come work at ur Farm for a month, don't pay me.

GurlFriend:
Remember this pre-wedding photo that broke the internet early this week?

While people were awed by the muscular guy's so-called courage in marrying a woman her size, others engaged in full blown fat shaming.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/06/i-love-her-size-man-whose-pre-wedding.html

I like when people mind their business... If u commot dog for shit, u go chop am.
Even some wey lekpa like me go soon burst pass am after one while she maintains her physique or trims.
#NIGERIANS AMEBO...

As per the lifting up Omo! me go fit still do am... man strenght na measure of the strenght of ur bone...lol

this man dullard pass PMB own... though fasting is good, u also have the right to make laws that would put these vampires in check...ain't u d chief security officer of ur state... these are d lives and properties u've sworn to protect... U'll not even pray or fast when it happens to ur love ones... It is said that when another persons corpse is been carried it looks very much like log of wood.

vikstandon:
this one na omogo feli feli....don't leave me cos am hotter n Hot than u.

seun leave that Hot no be hot I write

this one na omogo feli feli....don't leave me cos am hotter n Hot than u.

Angelberry:
Chill lady! He didn't call you olosho, you are taking it personal. Edit your post and remove his mom.

I see no reason why you are personalizing this.

The lady (Hadez) is guilty of all of these....

@Angelberry....I admire ur temperament, maturity I see in u, ur female counterpart is still test running, SHE NEVER SEE CHON CHIN.. but we ain't a sacred cow either, we've got our flaws.

Obiagelli:
80% of these agencies should be scrapped, they are absolutely useless.


6. Petroleum Technology
Development Fund (PTDF)
7. New Partnership for Africa’s
Development (NEPAD)
8. Nigeria Social Insurance
Trust Fund (NSITF)
9. Nigerian Content
Development and Monitoring
Board (NCDMB)
10. Federal Mortgage Bank of
Nigeria (FMBN)
11. Tertiary Education Trust
Fund (TETFund)
12. National Information
Technology Development
Agency (NITDA)
13. Petroleum Equalization
Fund

23. Industrial Training Fund
(ITF) (xxv) Nigerian Export-
Import Bank

16. Bureau of Public
Enterprises (BPE)
17. Petroleum Products Pricing
Regulatory Agency (PPPRA)
18. Standard Organization of
Nigeria (SON)

Useless agencies

B4 u call them useless agencies, pls do find out what they represent... Consider the economic implication...are u employed?, consider having the unemployment rate double up...
Nigeria can do better than that, lets focus on how to fight corruption in these agencies, then u would soon appreciate the need to have these agencies around.

morereb10:
The National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) has fined Guinness Nigeria Plc, N1bn for violating laid down rules.

Punch Newspapers reports that NAFDAC accused Guinness of allegedly revalidating expired products without authorisation and supervision, and exposing its raw materials to rodents.

An excerpt of the letter from NAFDAC, which was obtained from Punch, reads “In view of the above, you are further required to take the following actions: disclosure of all your warehouses in the country and submission of inventory level of the stock thereof; submit a written voluntary consent of forfeiture for destruction of the expired and revalidated raw materials discovered in your warehouse; and submit a notarised undertaking to comply with all the guidelines, rules, regulations and enactments of the agency, and to refrain from any future violations.”

See more on http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/11/food-drug-angency-nafdac-slash-guinness.html

Default and get fined, days of doing things with impunity is gone... whites have been enriching themselves and improving their economy with fines from Africans "Nigerians"

Envious Yorubas....You can't rewrite ur chronicles of ur envious acts...
This is another Scenario of Igbos been drowned in Lagoon
God will soon deliver this blessed Nation called Biafra

IGBO KWENU

The Fool Say there is no God...Billious and bloated, they gas, ''God is gone''.
It's poison gas- they foul themselves, they poison rivers and skies; thistles are their cash crop.
God sticks his head out of heaven. He looks around. He's looking for someone not stupid- One man, even, God-expectant, just one God-ready woman. Psalms 53;1-2

who is that woman that say there is no God... Have this in ur mind that God is not slow as some people think in metting out punishment to u... He has given u a long rope, just for u, to come to repentance.

FlirtyKaren:
This is getting serious oh! The lady who accused Timaya of raping her, now identified as Shella_b is not stopping with her claims at all. She is even more furious now.

She had opened up an Instagram page two days ago accusing Timaya of rape HERE. Timaya, who 10 days ago welcomed his second child with his babymama, reacted to her claim saying yes they did have sex but it was mutual and that she recorded their conversation with an evil plan of blackmailing him.

She has now gone on Instagram to post the picture above with the caption:
"I FILED CASES AGAINST U #TIMAYA DA DAY AFTER IT HAPPENED. YOU BEEN BEGGING ME TO KEEP SLIENT NOW YOU WANT TO CLAIM ABOUT ME WANTING $50,000 WHAT IS THAT COMPARED TO THE PAIN
YOU CAUSED ME!!! ONE CASE FOR RAPE AND ONE FOR THREATING MY LIFE!! LIKE I SAID I TOLD THE DETECTIVE TO GIVE ME TIME IF I WANTED YOU ARRESTED FOR RAPE! THEY SEEN THE EVIDENCE!!! I SWEAR I TRIED TO BE NICE!!! BLOGS WONT HELP YOU!!! COME BACK TO ATLANTA IF YOUR INNOCENT TIMAYA!!! IM DONE BEING NICE!!! YOU CAN NOT SILENCE ME! #getready"
This is really getting out of hand.
http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/07/lady-accusing-timaya-of-rape-replies.html

This Lady sure is d She devil spoken of... She wont stop at nothing just to see DEM MAMA fall.
Guys stay clear of dis babes fronting Eden Apple... TIMAYA Don Chop forbidden fruit wey wan choke am.

Some So-called parents are not worthy to be called one... There really need to be a school of parenting where if u don't graduate, u wouldn't become one.

See how a mother mismanaged a situation she should have contained.
God would hold us accountable for these children he has given us to take care of... taking care of a child doesn't end at providing food for her... It also concerns giving a child a sense of been secured at this point of her feeling of insecurity.
What a great lost... As for d Three, Your Regrets are much, restitution is hard to make here... when u repent of this u can't restore her back... I pray u find grace from God that would restore u from this wicked act of urs.

papoose999:
http://www.punchng.com/city-news-feature/girl-15-commits-suicide-after-being-gang-raped/

Some So-called parents are not worthy to be called one... There really need to be a school of parenting where if u don't graduate, u wouldn't become one.

See how a mother mismanaged a situation she should have contained.
God would hold us accountable for these children he has given us to take care of... taken care of a child doesn't end at providing food for her... It also concerns giving a child a sense of been secured at this point of her feeling of insecurity.
What a great lost... As for d Three, Your Regrets are much, restitution is hard to make here... when u repent of this u can't restore her back... I pray u find grace from God that would restore u from this wicked act of urs.

Suborned:
Should this be a priority?

If u understand the reason y Aba is always flooded after rainfall, u won't make that statement.

If u understand that the river at waterside need to be drained to allow for free flow of water from drainage terminal and to minimize stagnancy, u will also not ask that question.

He is an Environmentalist... He has a vision to sanitize Aba Metropolis... quit criticism and give ur support

I bet we are in for a change, both in keeping to time... blame PMB for ur failure "APC"... As for the NASS assembly, they did the right thing... TIME IA IMPORTANT, WE NIGERIANS SHOULD LEARN TO KEEP TO TIME.

Is pathetic that we do not valuate d pros n cons of a particular decision been taken by our political leaders... I bet u that was quite a rash decision... don't 4get the film state of emergency in a hurry... if these bloody hooligans should capture such a vital unit, Nigeria is in for a LONG THING

Kingoflotto:
I just got the phone and it's quite impressive the specs are

Y6 Specs
Here are a few specs of the Tecno
Y6:
General Features
Platform: Android 4.4.2 (KitKat)
Processor: 1.0GHz dual-core
Processor
GPU: Mali 400
Memory: 1 GB RAM
Colours: Numerous Colours
Dimension: 140.2 x 74.5 x 10.6 mm
Weight: -
SIM Type: -
SIM Count: Dual SIM, Dual Standby
Display
Display: 5-inch Touch Display, 480 x
854 pixels (225ppi)
Display Protection: -
Camera
Rear Camera: 5 MP Camera, Video
Rear Camera Features: LED Flash
Front Camera: 2 MP Camera
Storage
Built-in Storage: 8GB Storage
Memory Card Support: Yes
Bundled Cloud Storage: -
Network Support
2G GSM: 900 / 1800 MHz
2G CDMA 1X: No
3G WCDMA: 2100MHz
3G CDMA EVDO: No
4G LTE: No
Internet & Connectivity
GPRS: Yes, up to 48kbps
EDGE: Yes
3G/WCDMA/HSPA: Yes
HSPA+: Yes
CDMA EVDO: No
4G LTE: No
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n
Wi-Fi Hotspot: Yes
Bluetooth: Yes, Bluetooth 4.0 with
A2DP
NFC: No
Infrared Blaster: No
USB Port: Yes, microUSB 2.0
Messaging
SMS/MMS: Yes
Instant Messaging: Yes
Push Emails: Yes
Email Protocol: IMAP4, POP3, SMTP
Entertainment
Music Player: Yes, mp3, WAV, FLAC,
eACC+
Video Player: Yes, MPEG4, H.263,
H.264, XviD
FM Radio: Yes
Loudspeaker: Yes
3.5mm Jack: Yes
Navigation
Navigation: Yes, GPS with A-GPS
Maps: Yes, Google Maps
Sensors & Control
Digital Compass: No
Accelerometer: Yes
Proximity Sensor: No
Light Sensor: No
Barometer: No
Pedometer: No
Heart Rate Monitor: No
Gyroscope: No
Fingerprint Scanner: No
Iris Scanner: No
Intelligent Digital Assistant: No
Motion Sensing / Gesture Control: No
Voice Control: No
Other Features
Video Streaming: Yes
Active Noise Cancellation: No
Wireless Charging: No
Water Resistant: No
Dust Resistant: No
Image Editor: No (download at store)
Video Editor: No (download at store)
Document Viewer: Yes
Document Editor: No (download at
store)
Battery
Battery: 2350 mAh Li-ion Battery
Standby Time: -
Talktime: up to 13.8 hours
Music Playback: up to 31 hours
price 17000

what is special abt this... TECNO doing mumu mumu phones with low internal storage memory since di kingdom come.

WisdomCanada:
are u for real? Or ure indirectly kidding me?

He is for real... The indebtedness Abia is unto... Is as a result of Alex Otti's selfish ambition, he taught he could aid T.A Orji with series of irregular loans from Diamond Bank in exchange of the Abia Governorship seat... Is a pity... such a person can't ascend that seat, he will put Abia in more debt

chuks01:
ABIA MUST BE ON THE LIST . IN ABIA IT WAS CLEARLY RIGGED. OTTI (APGA) WON IN ABIA.PS I AM IN ABIA

IF U've got no comment, go and sleep... Okezie's winning vote came from OBINGWA; His people, which shows acceptance... why would you want it cancelled, now GOD has vindicated him even in the rerun u shout "RIGGED"..

chuks01:
ABIA MUST BE ON THE LIST . IN ABIA IT WAS CLEARLY RIGGED. OTTI (APGA) WON IN ABIA.PS I AM IN ABIA

IF U've got no comment, go and sleep... Okezie's winning vote came from OBINGWA; His people, which shows acceptance... why would you want it cancelled, now GOD has vindicated him even in the rerun u shout "RIGGED".

Likewise Amaechi

[quote author=emusmith post=30136358][/quote]Is Funny Indeed...I must say am quite guilty of this

Congrats to you all Akwa Ibomites!

These are the developmental strides Nigeria needs... All other public office holders should go to him and learn... Akpabio has left a legacy behind; that would speak for him when he becomes a baby again or is no more.

All Title driven Governors "TA Orji"... Is no longer a question of go to the ants, human beings also embark and achieve infrastructural developments.
I bet you the ant is better than so many Public office holders... when I see mighty and gigantic buildings (ant hills) and road networks built my this insects I weep for humans... so many of this ant hills has become tourist centres; what a world.
AKPABIO.. THUMBS UP TO YOU.

You are right bro... Chemistry is a BOMB; but thanks to Oluwa who taught me "I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST THAT STRENGHTENS ME"... I bet u if I had the time I will do Medicine cos thats the discipline I love most.

StealthyMe: sorry,which phone d'you use again?

tecno phantom a+(tecno F7)

All this I too know won't land u nairalanders anywhere... U either share in his pain, proffer solution or u get ur fingers off the keys... I bet u, many of u who have criticised his writing don't even have the courage to express themselves both in writing and oral speech... CRITICs and HATERs leave nairaland.

StealthyMe: Settings>>Applications
It shld be there

And if it isnt & u're rooted,get Force2SD and move the apps to ur SD Card

My phone is not rooted and I don't know how to go about... I would need help on how to do that.

StealthyMe: Your RAM would be full then..might as well uninstall some apps u're not using or select SD Card as the default storage for apps.

Such option is not there bro... I see it in smaller tecno but have not seen it in tecno F7