₦airaland Forum

kenzysmith:
Wat is annoyin there u re clamin d name angel buh ur heart is as dark as wande coal

Say I refuse to make Assumptions!
You foul yourself, and shot yourself on the foot by any thoughts of yours which you finally termed Wande Coal why not be CHRIS and remove BROWN.

Na the likes of Malivelihood dey make moto dey cost prapra...wetin be ur busyness(English masters which word you don add for Cambridge/Oxford) for this matter.

No make CLA change there mind...dey make ono-nso erughi aka cars o!

But let me ask o! Is the high price the spice...

Expectations sure would be high on you...Girl u have much questions to answer, much defence to make now and in future...To whom much is given much is expected.

Can't forget my days in the University, I had this friend who would prefer a balanced Second Class Upper to First Class, his reason been that you've got to have a higher expectation, if your pass/success level be @the extreme.

Girl! we got a lot of C-Class owners, D-Class owners, E-Class owners and F-Class owners ready to flaw you...B-Class owners ain't always ur problem. So o! Glory not yet. You have more of the proof that X+Y=Z.

Congrats darling... Meet you at the top, because I already got my bed space there.

jieta:
just look at your self, does your statement make sense to you? how can you sell what you need.

Once you all give to learning, Nigeria would be a better place, go through his statement again...It was a rational statement. From my days in Primary school I was told the reason why Nigeria sells to Niger and Benin Republic. It is even to our advantage, we are really disadvantaged if they dam for the purpose of generating their own hydrological energy...They are before us in the water course flow, doing that sure would breach flow, meaning the water wouldn't get to our own dam

veekid:

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If this your guy takes all this food and look lekpacious more than I do...Then he must be running a faster metabolism and really needs prayer

lifeispeace:
tcheeeeew....
have you wondered if he couldn't recognize you because he thought you couldn't be outside or near him after you gave him the impression that you knew his plans?
if he had seen you, who knows? maybe you couldn't have been alive to write this story (be glad he didn't see you)
thank the fog thick darkness not some unseen God...
Abbi why didn't he just send one of his angels to fly you away rather than subject you to that heartbreaking fear..
Religion is really for the gullible...

I read one of ur post with the headline '[color=#000000]I feel I am punished by a supreme force...you felt depressed[/color]'.
Hello dear, you are really the one engineering ur problem and predicament... The reason been that you saw light but have solemnly sworn to remain in the dark.
You have seen HELP but have decided not to be HELPED.
Some demonic influence is contending for ur life...And each time u are closer to the light, they tend to discourage you with the thought in ur heart that later manifest itself in ur write-ups.
You are suffering for lack of wisdom, you are perishing for lacking knowledge... Knowledge of what ur problem is, wisdom of how to access ur divine HELP.
May I bring to ur Notice that what you need is JESUS CHRIST...That is what would give u that savour ur life needs, I see ur life lacks direction, but you really desire direction...you really ain't a joyful type, but you can't understand what makes you unhappy.
You are closer to ur HELPER but thou Knowest it not...I bring you LOVE from the throne of GRACE. For God so love you that HE has given YOU JESUS CHRIST his SON, so that just by believing in HIM, you would not PERISH but have EVERLASTING LIFE, what a wonderful love.

Please ACCEPT JESUS TODAY...THEN YOUR LIFE WILL RECEIVE A MEANING.

FuckBuhari:
they think is the handiwork of an imaginary dude, who allowed it to happen in the first place.

I spot a reprobate mind! All I could say is 'God Still Loves You and It was for your kind Jesus Died'

Don't wait till towards your final year to reconcile your admission letter issue.
Most of u got admission to study in two different Universities but the one you accepted their offer is quite different from the one JAMB uploaded on their platform, please quit blaming JAMB. The reason why it was so is that the institution enlisted in the admission status dialogue sent their notification of admission to JAMB before the one you accepted their offer. Regularizing it is simple, it wouldn't cost you anything from my angle...what it would cost u is your willingness to be helped.

Probably you may have gotten this sorry response #Sorry_change_of_admission_letter_not_approved...reason been #NO_DELETION_OF_2016_ADMISSION'.

I have this privileged information, quit searching for help from this fraudsters parading themselves as helpers, quit listening to your Institution that tags the current JAMB Registrar as been a mean man whose policies they say are undermining of Nigerian Education system. Sorry they gotten your tuition fees and cares so less if you lose your admission, don't think of getting a Rejection letter from a school you didn't accept their admission offer, because they would rip u off ur hard earned money all in the name of Accepting an already ended Admission process before they would give u Rejection letter which isn't relevant for this course.

I shall help u through out the journey of u solving the problem of getting and regularizing ur admission and getting ur admission letter with NO KOBO taken away from you.

Don't wait till towards your final year to reconcile your admission letter issue.
Most of u got admission to study in two different Universities but the one you accepted their offer is quite different from the one JAMB uploaded on their platform, please quit blaming JAMB. The reason why it was so is that the institution enlisted in the admission status dialogue sent their notification of admission to JAMB before the one you accepted their offer. Regularizing it is simple, it wouldn't cost you anything from my angle...what it would cost u is your willingness to be helped.

Probably you may have gotten this sorry response #Sorry_change_of_admission_letter_not_approved...reason been #NO_DELETION_OF_2016_ADMISSION'.

I have this privileged information, quit searching for help from this fraudsters parading themselves as helpers, quit listening to your Institution that tags the current JAMB Registrar as been a mean man whose policies they say are undermining of Nigerian Education system. Sorry they gotten your tuition fees and cares so less if you lose your admission, don't think of getting a Rejection letter from a school you didn't accept their admission offer, because they would rip u off ur hard earned money all in the name of Accepting an already ended Admission process before they would give u Rejection letter which isn't relevant for this course.

I shall help u through out the journey of u solving the problem of getting and regularizing ur admission and getting ur admission letter with NO KOBO taken away from you.

If you have issues getting ur JAMB ADMISSION letter for 2016 Admission year, contact me. Is not a SCAM, am willing to aid you out with procedures.

Freely I receive of God and freely will I give...God gave me wisdom on how to go about it, today my brother's long age admission letter problem issue is solved.


Contact me on: 09061642638

fistonati:
God bless me, pls don't let recession bring me down. Let me rise and shine this time and forever

Baba rise and shine that year for school means when you go out for joyification with ur friends, if una joyificate finish, you tell them say u wan piss, you take style waka commot, na so plenty others go still do, is either the last person understand the waka, succeed in making his own waka or risk paying for everything consumed!

You still want to dey live that kind life?...Me I don repent o, I just dey pray make Oluwa bless us properly! No be the rise and shine package again.

I feel this guy is broke now...Op dissed him for another ready to spend guy.
Op, please just tell us the truth...You've digged out all the gold! And remember I didn't call you a gold-digger, I just said you exhumed all the gold in the dude's mine leaving him bare.

I wonder why some people would litter sugar around expecting not to see ants, harbor ants expecting not to see reptiles.

My guy...your body go tell you, more of them are coming for you. And na wetin u want be that!

Tamarapetty:
kinda like shy guys..lol

Hmmm...Seriously, but they could be jerky. I was really one before...lacking expression!

I hated myself for it, because I let beautiful creatures go by me without even saying Hi.

I just notice you are one of those beautiful creatures and wouldn't want to betray my intentions. Pardon me, all my long speech was in a bid to say 'Hi' am Vikstan! Your looks inspire love and affection.

POLICE AND CRIMINALITY ARE LIKE IDENTICAL TWINS...
I am of the opinion, that you take laws into your hands if it calls for that, there is no justice in Nigeria...Justice is just the one you serve yourself.
I hate police with passion, I may kill anyone of them if it so calls for that, they are pure breeds of wild and hopeless animals.

Senator Enyinnaya Abaribe

Oratory...................5/10
Sponsoring of bills...3/10
Fighting.....................8/10
Argument..................6/10
Constituency projects and programs....0/10
South East championing initiative.........10/10

Don't be fast to judge...you are no way different from the mob that killed the soldier, you probably would have done same...

Women are fragile and too emotional... Seeing a gun from a stranger, especially someone without an identity signifying a FORCE Man is enough to cause goose bump...

I blame the Soldier...He should have calmed the woman down and declared his identity immediately before the mob approached...

You may not know what this neighborhood has gone through in the hands of men of the underworld... The ill treatment is enough to cause gun scare, @the sight of a gun, every unknown person is likely a ROBBER, go tell the military man in your house I said so and I would probably do same if I found self in that situation...

My condolence to the bereaved family...May God always send HELPER and may he fill the space of ur brother, son, husband and father!

Hey Farouk or whatever u call ur self! You cry whao and talk about Federal Character your dullard brother Buhari never practiced in the face of appointment...

It is said that when the corpse of another is carried, person of ur type liken it to a log of wood...See how pained you are!!! Go kiss the Ass of a Mad woman...

When you Northerners assume that change within yourself...Then we can entrust Nigeria in your hand for drastic and all round change...

Who worships God of Baal like you Muslims do...Did your Ramadan stop u from coming to the house to vote against the bill instituting South East Commission, even when you knew it was the right thing to do, Don't you have your own commissions... Do you foster the interest of others...

Stop this long preaching and concentrate on how to be transformed by ur fast... Only if u serve a supreme being who can transform, wonder the kind of God you even serve...

I hate your kind...who only advocates his interest, fight for the interest of other tribes and for once lay aside ur own interest and Nigeria would be great again...

Talk about sacrifice... And practice sacrifice, come to the south south and see for yourself...you will agree with me that you've been living on BLOOD MONEY...

Yet u speak of federal character!

Babe...I for no worry with u, if u said "Demi-god" cos u no reach the 'g' talk more of 'G'

Elites and their Children are always the first people to break these laws and rules...will the law catch up with them?
Answer: NO.

I CRY...LAW FOR THE COMMONER


It is a crime to be poor and in the lower class!...Please do whatever will take you out from that estate...but know ye that you would give account of all.

The very reason I find it so hard to Celebrate Nigeria and Democracy... A country with high profile intimidation, harassment and extortion.
Outnumbering incidence of victimization and incrimination by so called Security agencies.
A land where rule of law is violated, her leaders ain't answerable to laws and violates court orders.
A nation where decisions are taken without due public consultation.

What is then 'democracy'...What's the import of celebrating it in an Autocratic nation.
We are indeed making mockery of ourselves.

Not a fan of hers...But believe you me, she actually got u guys (Jobless) engaged.

How on earth do you think she doesn't know what that acronym stands for!

Please I wish to share my experiences the past years admission (2016/2017 admission year)...

We were giving two choice University by Jamb and I opted for;

University of Nigeria (most preferred)----Med. Lab
Abia State University (preferred)----Medicine & Surgery

It turned out that we didn't have to seat for PUME, but admission was giving by point mark using your WAEC and JAMB... You would agree with me that no State school has the number of A's recorded by Private Schools so I wasn't offered admission through the merit list (1st list) meaning I had to try another luck through payment for supplementary for the both institutions.

As God would have it ABSU my state University offered me admission to study Medicine, I had to pay #2500 to change ABSU to my most preferred Institution a week before UNN brought out there Supp. List.
I had already accepted ABSU admission and paid school fees and had even dashed my hope on UNN admission, it was even my elder brother that called to say UNN offered me admission in Med.Lab (one striking thing about UNN admission is that during supplementary Med.Lab wasn't enlisted so I opted for Anatomy with the hope of changing to Medicine, the course I have pursued years before in UNN).

Having gone far with ABSU admission and had even started lectures without completing the registration process in order to be at pace with my colleagues. I finally came to the final point of registration which requires submission of Jamb admission letter to finalize my admission, what I saw on the admission letter was UNN (Med.Lab).
We've paid #11,000 twice to change the Admission letter to ABSU (Medicine) since that is the place am running my undergraduate program, JAMB Registry vehemently refused.

I have gone to JAMB offices in Abia and Enugu, and they said it can be changed, we should go through the institution (ABSU Registry).

We've gone and the Registrar of ABSU told us that is the new JAMB Registrar stand and that the Universities are not happy with that. That the school has about 1000 students with same issue. That we should result to Prayer and be hopeful.

I have written first semester exam and defiled UNN admission and didn't register for the present years Jamb and have stayed about two years at home before getting this my dream course.

In the light of all of these...what is ur advice Nairalanders!

Please I wish to share my experiences the past years admission (2016/2017 admission year)...

We were giving two choice University by Jamb and I opted for;

University of Nigeria (most preferred)----Med. Lab
Abia State University (preferred)----Medicine & Surgery

It turned out that we didn't have to sit for PUME, but admission was giving by point mark using your WAEC and JAMB... You would agree with me that no State school has the number of A's recorded by Private Schools so I wasn't offered admission through the merit list (1st list) meaning I had to try another luck through payment for supplementary for the both institutions.

As God would have it ABSU my state University offered me admission to study Medicine, I had to pay #2500 to change ABSU to my most preferred Institution a week before UNN brought out there Supp. List.
I had already accepted ABSU admission and paid school fees and had even dashed my hope on UNN admission, it was even my elder brother that called to say UNN offered me admission to study Med.Lab (one striking thing about UNN admission is that during supplementary Med.Lab wasn't enlisted so I opted for Anatomy with the hope of changing to Medicine, the course I have pursued years before in UNN).

Having gone far with ABSU admission and had even started lectures without completing the registration process in order to be at pace with my colleagues. I finally came to the final point of registration which requires submission of Jamb admission letter to finalize my admission, what I saw on the admission letter was UNN (Med.Lab).
We've paid #11,000 twice to change the Admission letter to ABSU (Medicine) since that is the place am running my undergraduate program, JAMB Registry vehemently refused.

I have gone to JAMB offices in Abia and Enugu, and they said it can be changed, we should go through the institution (ABSU Registry).

We've gone to see the Registrar of ABSU, who told us that it is the new JAMB Registrar's stand and that Universities are not happy with it. That the school has about 1000 students with same issue. That we should result to Prayer and be hopeful.

I have written first semester exam and defiled UNN admission and didn't register for the present years Jamb and have stayed about two years at home before getting this my dream course.

In the light of all of these...what is ur advice Nairalanders!

Please I wish to share my experiences the past years admission (2016/2017 admission year)...

We were giving two choice University by Jamb and I opted for;

University of Nigeria (most preferred)----Med. Lab
Abia State University (preferred)----Medicine & Surgery

It turned out that we didn't have to seat for PUME, but admission was giving by point mark using your WAEC and JAMB... You would agree with me that no State school has the number of A's recorded by Private Schools so I wasn't offered admission through the merit list (1st list) meaning I had to try another luck through payment for supplementary for the both institutions.

As God would have it ABSU my state University offered me admission to study Medicine, I had to pay #2500 to change ABSU to my most preferred Institution a week before UNN brought out there Supp. List.
I had already accepted ABSU admission and paid school fees and had even dashed my hope on UNN admission, it was even my elder brother that called to say UNN offered me admission in Med.Lab (one striking thing about UNN admission is that during supplementary Med.Lab wasn't enlisted so I opted for Anatomy with the hope of changing to Medicine, the course I have pursued years before in UNN).

Having gone far with ABSU admission and had even started lectures without completing the registration process in order to be at pace with my colleagues. I finally came to the final point of registration which requires submission of Jamb admission letter to finalize my admission, what I saw on the admission letter was UNN (Med.Lab).
We've paid #11,000 twice to change the Admission letter to ABSU (Medicine) since that is the place am running my undergraduate program, JAMB Registry vehemently refused.

I have gone to JAMB offices in Abia and Enugu, and they said it can be changed, we should go through the institution (ABSU Registry).

We've gone and the Registrar of ABSU told us that is the new JAMB Registrar stand and that the Universities are not happy with that. That the school has about 1000 students with same issue. That we should result to Prayer and be hopeful.

I have written first semester exam and defiled UNN admission and didn't register for the present years Jamb and have stayed about two years at home before getting this my dream course.

In the light of all of these...what is ur advice Nairalanders!

Rukkydelta:
Let the best man come and marry me
So that we can do our own

I have a little confession to make...I spied at ur profile.

I have this to say about u...
1) Either you are a learner and doesn't have clue of what romance is or how to be romantic and wishes to learn

OR

2) You are a guru and may wish to give any who dares a run for ur money

What is it, am not taxed....
I go to the mall, after making payment am charged VAT.
Every month the bank charges me enormously for SMS, Account maintenance charge, VAT.
I use USSD the bank charges me...
I make a cardless withdrawal and am charged, even with VAT
I use card in third party ATM, am charged for doing that.
I use my primary bank ATM, am charged Card Maintenance with the payment shifting from annual charge of #100 to #600 with VAT.

I collect my salary, am been charged PAYE...
I use water, I pay TAX
I use light I pay tax...

All na on top this little income of mine...

I keep the remnant for bank...they keep stealing from it, with #1-#5-#100 disappearing on every transaction.

Complain about it, they give u long process of going about the claim...you get tired and forget it.

Sometimes they charge twice for the same thing...they say it was computer error, network error...telling u how tech isn't perfect. If u insist on reverting the money back, my brother ur ink go finish for writing, and you spend more on transport coming to the bank to rectify that...you are left with no option than to forget about it.
#GTBank, FIRSTBank...You are guilty as charged.

They say me (guy) na really moulded cos me no fat...They say me na specification, say everything wey I dey wear na specification.
Baba God I pray make I fit fat a bit as a guy, make u fit change me from 'Slim Vikstan'...But Baba God this fatness no give me joy.

Was She born this way...abi na over time accumulation?

I will continue to advocate licensing of gun to all Nigerians... The death of police men no dey pain me because 90% of them are DEVILS

WELL DONE SIR...
But Pray nobody cries like a baby...
Can't forget the sight of a full grown man crying like a baby, after been bitten!

Hmmm....These ladies and silicon breast.
Men una see wetin una dey cause...Remove eye from bubby, una no gree!

In the words of Phino phyno....Araa ga agbakwanu unu Ara! See wetin una turn my potential sisters into!

I for care more, but no be say me careless...But na say me no get biological sister, my Papa carry Old Trafford drop for him house. My mama no been like am b4, but she no get choose o.

Papa e get y dominating chromasene...X kerosene, e waka comot em longy longy...My mama e try that year, until FIFA abi size 4 bladder wey dey our house reach six.


Oyaa Suppy...Come spelling and pronunciation check!

I will only observe and not count, because my people say Anya huru deal nwere share...Meaning that eye wey see, go chop.