₦airaland Forum

I remember visiting a friend those days at ilesha in osun state.
The friend beckoned me to follow them to an occasion but being that I never prepared for that beforehand so I needed to get a new dress for the occasion.
Getting into a boutique to check what can b good on me the attendant looked at me hair to toe and asked if I was there to see someone. I said no that I want to check what they've got. As I approached one chinos the girl shouted 'Anyone u open u go pay for am ooo' !
I felt embarrassed at d time but still managed to fake my disappointment after all none of them cared how I feel. They were all after how I can get angry and leave. My friend that came with me was just looking at my reaction......I managed to check a chinos that is my size because I get small stature....so one other idiotic attendant told me it was 7k (this was around 2009). I didn't bargain all I did was open my wallet and asked if I can pay in pounds or Naira but that I needed Naira notes for where I was going to. The guy among them said I should give them pounds...obviously from d look on his face it would be his first time seeing or handling the currency.
I paid them 50pounds and AS I was about leaving one of d ladies approached me and said I should always come to patronize them. Then she requested my number and I quickly wrote down my girlfriend's number to her.
I'm sure she would call my babe then and will realize on her own that it was a wrong number when I had long gone.

Don't judge a book by d cover.

It can never be possible for someone that's both in govt to win election anywhere in d world without d support of those in govt.
If the step Obi took were taken by Osinbanjo, it would have been more easier for Osinbanjo than Obi. He would have had some governors in support, senators, ministers and even head of govt MDAs.
People are are using Kenya as example but they forgot that the guy that won was the V.P while he contested.

Why is it that those pastors that predict elections have suddenly gone dumb?
I've not been hearing them predict this and that.....

Tinubu is building bridges knowing that when he becomes president by next year he won't have problem controlling those people who may constitute problems to his govt.
He needs a peaceful reign and this is d magic.

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It's a walk over for Oshiomole. I know that for sure

If u come next time to vomit ur rotten brain on my comment thunder will blast ur generation. Keep off me with ur stupidity. Look around for ur types.

cletz991:
Urchin

I wish Bola Tinubu is already the president, Nigeria would have been bidding to invest into this.
BAT has an eye for a lucrative business. I trust him to invest Nigeria money into lucrative ventures. He knows where to put his money and relax waiting for return on investments.

That person wey introduce pigeon English no go make heaven.
Them be like people way dey sell local medicine for market.

Don't worry. Una go hear am.
I pray u won't complain when senate will approve 100Billion for surveillance of Northern pipeline during and after d 'New oil discovery'?

The only impact Obi's presence will create into d present political space is that when tinubu wins he will take Nigerians seriously.
Obi will only serve as stimulator.

Hmmm.
I honestly don't trust this oil discovery in the north. This could be a broad day yahoo yahoo.
Make no tell U, the north might make this project look like they have oil in order to share equal crude money with d Niger Delta.
Soon a commission will spring up like the Niger Delta Commision type.
Make them check true true if oil dey there ooo. I know what I'm saying.
There's no game d north can't play.
If they can sustain boko haram for all these years just to make sure money keeps coming to them, then I see no reason why they can't spend billions just to make it look like they have oil.

I know what I'm saying ooo.

Campaign in those two states are now made easier.

I remember d tittle of one book I read: [size=8pt][/size][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] Round the world in 80days.
Obi is actually touring d world and will complete within 80days. [b][/b]

Good for him.
Next he will be called to bar where he'll then drink to stupor

Sometimes I wonder if all these figures were true.
Do u know what 2400 means daily?
Some of these Devilish statisticians need to fear God na.
2400 daily? This is way out of reach. I don't know why they always paint such figures about Africa?

CAN have seen that they can't play this opposition and succeed.
Their brain don reset. They have seen d odds that it favours BAT.
Anyways BAT has a broad heart for forgiveness

I have seen some sticker rings that this method can't remove.
If u see well atucjed one u go fear.

Bulky u should have concentrated in wrestling power from APC in ur state. If u can win 5 LGA then will know u are serious.
As long as I'm concerned d little relevance u had was because u were riding on ur father's influence. Look at how irrelevant u have become since u started seeing urself as a bird rather than butterfly.

I went to visit my patient sometime last month and while I was in his room having some chat with him we overheard his tenant who live with her husband in one of the boys quarters talking by his window with a man whom d man (my patient) said is d father of the young lady who is carrying a 3month old baby.
Their discussion was about how she is confused at what to do because the father of d baby she is carrying who happen to be the okada man that carries her older kids to school is requesting that she either leave her husband to come marry her or make preparation to send d little baby bavk to him soon.
The father was telling her that she shouldn't 'let 2 ears hear what shes saying' and she was sounding so worried.
Later i asked the man I went to see where d husband of d woman is and d man said the husband is NEPA staff who leaves home on Monday for his place of work and returns on Fridays.
After d discussion d father of d lady told her that she need to find solution to this problem ASAP.
Note: She didn't know d man was inside as she thought probably that d man went for check up.
The man told me he won't even tell his wife as women may not be able to keep d secret but that he's sure that one day the issue will be exposed or that d woman will be thinking of either killing her husband to cover the atrocity or may plan to kill d okada man.

Remember that d husband is well to do about 1000x better than d okada man financially and facially.
Why d woman chose d okada man is what confus3s even Satan himself.

And u will blame Tinubu for not honouring invitation from this sham of journalism.

If Ganduje can comfortably chase Kwankwaso out of Kano then I confirmed that his relevance has waned down.

How South Africans find their way into Nairaland is what i don't understand.

This woman is d conduit used by Duoye Diri to ship out Bayelsan's money to South Africa.

Did u say one local govt?
This is massive.

Chelsea fans will leave their match with Man city to face Arsenal wishing us the worst but thank God God no b man

In my facility 2weeks ago, I mandated my nurses and Lab attendant that all patients must go through retroviral test.
In a space of 3days I referred 16persons to the appropriate family for HIV and AIDs center.
The night of the crisis is that majority are married men and women.
Then boom, my girlfriend came in from lag and to be honest I don't know what she does at Lag for a living. She came and said she has malaria...trust me na...i took blood sample and ordered foe tests including HIV.
Son of man won't kill himself because of punna.
But finally finally I no come go down with her because i just lost interest in all those punna stuff.

If that was Nigeria court now they will be fainting or asking for bail on medical grounds.
But I wonder who ekwerwmadu has offended in his village.
Seems witches and wizards have opened his folder.

I'm sure they won't remain the same heavyweight afterwards.

Tinubu is busy making strategic moves.
Let others continue with debates...they will debate and tinubu will stage his own debate at the 11th hour and his will be fresh in d memory of the electorate.

Nigeria political literacy and demography is not d same with those people u mentioned.
What it took anyone in Nigeria to contest or win a senatorial seat in Nigeria is what it will take anyone from those climes u mentioned to emerge president.
Also, factors that influence elections in Nigeria are not same with what drive voter trafficin those other countries mentioned.

I thought Pat Utomi was more knowledgeable that that.

Please can someone remind me when Atiku Decamped back to PDP?
I need to know how he helped while in APC