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Mymynd4u:
But we have been yanshing ur women since 1990

No wonder, nna Igbo girl plenty pass for ashawo business...

I know of a yoruba girl begging an igbo guy she's so much older than just to love her

If i dy lie make I bend

Mymynd4u:
He murdered ur forefathers na

He didn't mother anyone, you murdered them abeg node talk Wetin u no no for here

MrHeff:
i like you. Your confidence is really admirable even though you know deep down sey na okoto you yarn.

Ask your sisters why they keep running to us despite their shouts of yoruba demons. Its because they know yoruba men are better in all ramifications and don't treat their women as properties

Thank your god I didn't see the screenshots I've been looking for.

Who's running to you?? Davido has been the one running to chioma and the two old lovers (chioma and perruzi) scammed him

No b by to chop ewedu

Mymynd4u:
Yes he had the guts to lead over 3 million people to death.. To starve the feeding baby of breath milk, starve the old.... For his SELFISH reason

What selfish reason are you even talking about?

If there's anybody that should be complaining here it should be the igbos and not you oga

Dunno what's paining you sef

Something is really fishy about this and i think this is a set up. The eastern governors should install armed vigilante group without wasting any time

Skmoda360:
Stupid bigot oshi.

You too onye oshi

MrHeff:
eeyah. Chioma and the first lady of ondo state must really be low class igbo ladies. Afterall, they have been chopping yoruba penis

It is really obvious you don't consult your brain before you type. Or maybe you lack a brain in the first place.

My friend keep quiet and face the truth, ladies from different tribes all want an igbo guy because they treat women right unlike una wen go fork woman finish buh to bring money for ewedu na war

Mymynd4u:
Coward like ur lord n personal savior Ojukwu et al

Which yoruba man would have the guts to do half of what ojukwu did??

Corny people only good at playing mind games

A yoruba man once told my dad that he can't do things(eg. business) with his fellow yoruba men because they're extremely corny lol

If you go ahead to date him don't expect him to protect you in times of danger because most of them are cowards

kokanepyramid:
I don’t want to believe that thread is real. Dude might just be seeking attention.

Lol me as well, as in no one can be that stupid

Reichel99:
You are a big idiot. You are wasting your energy, time and resources to punish a girl sexually, you think you are hurting her but not knowing you are actually giving her pleasure. The way some guys reason ehnnn.... A chicken even has more sense than you.

Na her type you be and thanks goodness guys like op are already waking up and giving people like you and his puppet what you deserve unlike the sissy simp guy on the other thread always forgiving his cheating wife and going to see a pastor for counseling lmao

It's either this story is fiction or the woman is using charms on op


Simple!!!

Timidangote:
What's the meaning o

woow baba musa your deek so sweet like sugar
Chop me till i die
Put am for my yanch

Who knows if she also committed suicide due to lack of enough Instagram likes

Rip to the dead btw

barrydee:
Why not go and murder ur already dead Skin cells before you think of murdering someone? Good idea huh?

Nice response you gave him. Imstead of the bumbling idiot to seek solution to cure his skin disease rather looking who to kill.


God knows why he sent him that skin disease just like he did to wicked Pharaoh and his people

Offpoint:
I'm an adventurous human being, I've been to places and I've seen things

Laugh wan kill me for here

Offpoint:
Lack of polluted environments my black balls.


Most women cheat due to lack of sexual satisfaction from their partners.

An average Hausa man can consume all the sexual enhancing concoction known to the universe and the banging is like a full time job... they're dedicated to making sure mama Musa says these words "Woyo Baba musa wahahi bura ka na da dadi kamar suga, ka ci ni har mmutu, cire mu da gindi na"

Who taught you these

When I was in primary/secondary school I witnessed so many things, much crazier than this sef...

My classmates were always having sex/orgy at the back of the class and they were never caught, maybe i should say we not them

Sadly it turned out this way but it can still be corrected, you and your husband left her to grow told wild and this is the outcome

Jovi123

lemme add this last one

When I was about to take my ssce (waec) I convinced my momma that government schools had the best results tho my dad showed small hard man sha but after my mum begged him he gave in

People from different states registered waec in that government school that year and there was this Hausa/Muslim girl (Aisha) that never liked me, she was always looking for a reason to make fun of me to an extent of her sending me out of their class in front of everyone (she was in science class while me a new art student)

This girl was so pretty that I couldn't look her eye ball to eye ball whenever she was yabbing me in fact, she was by far the prettiest girl in the whole school and I could swear I've never seen a girl that pretty on my whole life. She said her dad is from sierra leone so she's a half cast with a pointed nose

Tuesdays were our house decoration days so I came very early to school that faithful day. Was coming outta my class after dropping my bag I then saw Aisha. damn she was already looking at me with her mean angelic face because she barely laughed, upon sighting her I did a U-turn immidiately to avoid crossing paths with Aisha the girl all the teachers craved for... Lo and behold I heard her call me "vi-vi" don't know how she got to know my name is Vincent lol, I wanted zooming off but had to man up and face whatever she had to say and to my greatest surprise, she asked me why I've been avoiding her for weeks now but I didn't say anything just holding my face to the ground like someone taking orders from a god lol

She placed her hand on my shoulder and told me she's sorry if her attitude had hurt me but she was only trying to get my attention and maybe we could be friends or something **oboooyyy I couldn't believe my ears at all, thought I was dreaming omg**

In less than 2weeks we were already dating and that got the attention of the male teachers, as an igbo boy wen I be... most hausa teachers didn't like me talk more of seeing me dating a Muslim student (I heard it's a taboo). One day I came late to school the male teachers used that as an opportunity to whoop my ass so bad it didn't matter to me because las las our relationship grew stronger and we were the latest couple in school, we often went inside the bush one after the other then kiss passionately and have fun, not that kinda fun o dirty mind

Igbo guy from the east dating a half cast devoted hausa girl whom refused everybody in the school, up to the extent she started avoiding her female friends that are always reading some holy books for her and teaching her the dangers of dating a Christian lol. She told me every every

If I forgive her then my name na sorry because my family will disown me

You greet good morning by 3pm

Naija gals don't know what op is talking about, just like a typical naija gf listing all she'd need for valentine and all you do is teach her what you learnt in school and all that lol


If she woaz you slap ehn

Being friends with your ex isn't a bad idea. My first gf lied to her new guy that I disvirgined her and the guy went mad and was threatening me. Imagine!

We reconciled and she asked for forgiveness, now we're friends and have zero feelings for each other

That should be adanma, the best masquerade dancer in igbo land

Mashallah:
No evidence

Stop creating fake news with your blog

Oga it's not my blog, just posted what I saw on Facebook hours ago

Prof. Aminu Mohammed Dorayi: Abusite Who Drove a Car from London to Kano in 24 days.
Professor Aminu Mohammed Dorayi is a renowned educationist, an elder statesman, distinguished Abusite and respected professor of Chemistry. He is a former president of the ABU Students Union Government (SUG) for 1966/1967 and the man who set up the Sharada Industrial Estate in Kano and organize the first trade fair in Nigeria.
He is also a Record-breaker who broke a world record by driving his Peugeot 504 from London to Kano, a distance of about 4,000miles, in 24 days.
Source: https://www.becksblog.com.ng/2020/01/meet-nigerian-professor-who-drove-car.html?m=1

what's your take on this?

Lalasticlala

kowema:
Ouhhh!!!.
This is one of my best reads. Lol

Yup it's worth reading. At bolded what made you laugh?? Lol

Back then in primary 3 we were just little kids but there was this guy in our class called simon, this guy was even older than primary 6 pupils and everyone feared him but he was cool sha

Simon was fond of coming to school with dirty clothes so there was this very day ( lol I'm laughing already ) our home economics teacher forced him to remove his clothes and wash it in school just like any other person with dirty clothes, then allow it dry before wearing them again so next time he'd learn to wash his clothes ahome

A friend told me to go outside towards the water tank side, that'd I'd see something there. We were around 10 year old so we assumed our deeks were all the same size after all we pee and see each others unclothedness (just boys o)... When I went towards that water tank side O.M.G I saw simon's huge black deek dangling around as he was freely sitting and washing his uniforms with this "I no send" tight face doing his thing

The sight of that thing made me run back to the class and immediately my friend saw me he fell down and was laughing uncontrollably knowing fully well how I felt already lol. We later agreed to keep mute because Simon would strangle us if he gets to find out we were laughing at his huge black hanging rooster

Bluezy13:
Aba, Abia state.


Sound of her shoes walking.
Chalk writing on the board without hands as class is in progress.
Windows banging.
Slapping of teachers.
Unnecessary breeze blowing at a particular place.


Tales have that once you hear koi...koi...koi... You run for your life because you stand a risk of being slapped
I remember she died in school and was dumped in the school toilet without a proper burial. So I was told.
The story was so serious that older people who left the school used to claim it really happened and they witnessed it.
It was until her remains was given a proper burial that the whole thing stopped

This can't be true because in enugu back then pupils and secondary school students claimed they witnessed it. Well let's say it happened somewhere and the news was circulated around or something

Jewessgratitude:
Reality neva strike you. So because of this flimsy thing, you dump a girl? What has that got to do with anything? I mean... I dont get it. Like how does it affect you? Mere letters missing in a word is what is making you to lose a lifetime opportunity?

To each his own sha.

That should be the least of your worries in a relationship of all the issues therein if you ask me though.

A lifetime opportunity?? Lmao

He's the one doing her a Favour by dating her and she should be seen as the opportunist not the other way round. This is what most men fail to understand

Bluezy13:
tales of Madam Koi-Koi...
Sends shivers down my spine those days.
Tales have it that she died in the school toilet with her ghost doing wonders in the school.
It was a public primary school and I happened to be in her former classroom

Was it in enugu?? People claimed they heard the sound of her shoes in school and I was so scared AF

these are just tales lmao