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sushieater:
Madam Koi-Koi!! Hold on small, I'm coming with the details

Which state exactly??

Don't know how to say this but back then during my nursery 3, a very beautiful girl called Sandra was fond of raising her school gown then removing her pant. She was always removing a brownish stuff from her vagina (the thing looked exactly like chocolate) and would put it in her mouth, licking and enjoying it.

Boys in our class would line up to get some of the chocolate-like brownish thing from her vagina but she was doing shakara with it and gave only few boys she liked and they had a taste and were all smiling lols... I didn't dare go close to her because i knew something was wrong with that, I think the girl is possessed or something. Just remembered this since years I thought of it last wtf

Spanishmilf:
u dey here

Petland dry jawe

happinezz110:
The day I was use as a living theory during Biology class by (Mr Kasali) the topic then was Reproduction nd dis useless teacher drag me out nd started telling me to explain the topic to others, saying that "after all that's ur specialty, nd I kw u understand it better than others because u hv been doing it already" I was in SS2 then without any ideas of wat dis man was talking about, I was so naive, I don't even hv a boy frnd then, believe me it was d worst day of my life, I was so embarrassed nd throughout dat term my class mate changed my name to REPRODUCTION. I just don't kw y some teachers are so heartless.

You should've reported to your parents, you were really a good girl

OlawaleBammie:
There is this guy called a certain appellation, lemme conceal dat as necessary lemme call him kiridikiridi.
Kiridikiridi was a very stubborn boy, he had no fear for anybody whatsoever. It was a mango season wen the principal and the rest of his subordinates told us the student that we should not touch any of the mango trees to pluck mangoes but we would still not heed to their course...wetin consan us before?

this fateful day, kiridikiridi just wanted to answer his call of nature(stubbornness) den he climbed one mango tree which is beside the road which everybody ply, he went up the tree and began plucking some mangoes to eat, immediately he saw the principal coming he just threw one of the half-chewed mangoes from the top to the front of the principal, expectedly the principal shouted who is dat as he was looking up to the tree den kiridikiridi told him.. it's me.., the principal responded by sayin haven't we told u not to do dis again?? the response of dis stubborn boy was mouthwatering...

He just said in yoruba, Boya Abare logbin mangoro sibee waa so fun a.., Eyemi wa Lara ihonra foriru eso re a sibee, oyahi kaamoje.

Meaning; Weda na ur papa plant mango for here u go tell us, my mama dey among people wey use head carry d seed come here wen dem wan plant am and una dey say make we no eat am.

Is thus real??

Back then in st Mary's bigard primary school uwani, I was so stubborn and lived a careless and "I no send" lifestyle.

Aboy(my best friend) and i were always selling fruits in our row and as back benchers the teachers never saw us. Our school had varieties of fruits and Aboy's family lived inside the school so he always got; mangoes, oranges, almond fruit, cashew, large kerosene mango etc...

Just like it's done in the market we assembled different fruits on our desk (4 fruits go for 5naira) during classes and our fellow pupils would pass a 5naira note from one person to another until it gets to us and the desired fruits would be passed to them as well without the teacher's consent

We did this since primary 2 to primary 4 that we became so popular in school that people from other classes come to buy from our back bench desk often, we didn't listen to teachings and at the end of the term my result was always 24/24 or 23/24 meaning aboy my friend had taken the 24th position

We were later caught in our primary4 3rd term and our headmaster concluded that cane and punishment couldn't solve my problem so they sent for my mum and after discussion with the teachers and my family, they decided to withdraw me from that school and enrol me to another primary school with higher competition... Within the first and second term, I had learn how to read and write and at the end of the 3rd, I came 8/19. Was so happy and that was how I changed for good. Today i lecture in class (university) when my lecturer isn't around

I've been searching for my friend aboy on Facebook since 2013 till date but can't find him please anyone that knows chijioke nebo popularly called aboy or nwokeocha due to his albinism should please quote me, he attended st Mary's bigard primary school and they lived inside the school at uwani enugu I so miss my childhood naughty best friend because I left after our primary 4 and had no time to tell him I'd be going to another state to continue my primary 5

eni4real:
3K
CC: Stupidity

When I've been offering him help but told him to return the 3k and he decided to avoid me

Just like owning a transaction shop and a friend asked for loan and you granted him

You're the one being stupid

They're still little pls don't kill them rather keep or return them where you found them for their mum to come for their rescue

Don't lend him any money cos he won't pay back. About 2years ago I lent a very very close friend 3k and since then he has been avoiding me


He avoided me so much that when I lost my dad he didn't even come to pay me condolence talk more of coming for burial lols... Saw him last month and we greeted, he thought I'd ask him about the 3k but I didn't, allowed him bury his head in shame while i drove past him quietly

After this experience I stopped lending my friends money rather I support them with what i can when they've a problem and they thank me so well

Go for tecno povouir 3

4gb ram and 5000mah battery

Around 40k+

lovchalice:
still pregnant but we are doing fine. Decided not to involve him.

It's fine, be strong for all will be well

Are you able to fully care for yourself and the coming baby btw?

Yeecar:
Did you Bleep her.

Nop bro bleeping your hommie's woman is against the bro code, I made her UnCloth herself and made sure she had nothing on, not even bra or dross. then all of a sudden I was making a call and she was like "but who are you calling again?"

I told her to relax that I just wanna call my mum to inform her I dropped the keys to our house at our neighbour's place so she doesn't call to disturb us when we're in top speed so we would jejely finish what we started and she gave me this shy smile and pushed my head with her middle/long finger, I then jokingly asked her;

"Baby why didn't you clip your middle finger nao?? As you can see I clipped mine already because I don't want someone to accuse me of tearing her thing ooh hmm"

I was consentaneously delaying so not to unbuckle my belt even because my guy was just few blocks away, hurrying to get to the room so he could see if I was tricking him all these while since he wasn't fully convinced it was the girl he so loved and trusted

He knocked, I stood up to open the door and she was already covering herself up asking me "what's going on nao" (her voice had already began to shiver in fear) but I didn't answer her. I opened the door for my dude, he came in looking at his babe without believing his eyes while she was already covering her face with the white pillow, crying so bitterly that I had compassion on her but neither did I show with as it wasn't my business.


I smiled and handed my phone to him to listen to the last record tape I recoded in the room few minutes ago before he entered so could listen to our dirty talk lol. I'm happy I taught my friend something, he respects and confide in me in things concerning relationship up till date

Less I forget, he called her when she was un-dressing in the room and asked her where she was but she told him she had gone to visit her sick grandma whom badly needs help so she would be busy and may not pick up if he calls in 1-2hrs time

JamesRiley:
Na lie oooo..you have to finish what you started�... waiting for the happy ending

kunleweb:
Just finish the tori na

oloriLFC:
Bia! You must conclude this o! Not when I was beginning to enjoy the gist. Wetin apun next? Heads break?
Tears flow? Be fast jare, and quote me o

Kaydeexotic:
Bro if you no finish this story. . your phone go lost o

Sorry I didn't finish the story, have been kinda busy lately

lovchalice:
well in my case it was someone that have been disturbing me for friendship and when I turned him down, he proposed marriage. When pregnancy set in stories started. Tell me, can he go Scot free

Some guy really got you pregnant and wanted denying it?? So sad.

Hope you kept the baby btw, if you did how's he/she?

lovchalice:
if you told the lady come let's play away match and she accepts that's fine.
But if you started by saying I want to marry you and then she gets pregnant and you run away. God will surely judge you

In most cases nothing like "come I want to marry you"

They're just two people who are deceiving themselves on loving one another just to have sex and get intimate. They both enjoyed the sex so why forcing the pregnancy of the dude when it wasn't rape??

hashtagged:
You know the fact you are assuming I use a cheap phone means you are using one, lol if not a Java self. Don't worry when am doing using my phone I'll dash you so you don't embarrass yourself with Java. I'll free your family from the bondage of N100 dayplan subs.
Are u sure you don't want the 1k, you stomach is screeming for help

I dismiss you from my quotes&mentions from now onward, it's obvious you're a jobless bumbling idiot on a loose parading on NL looking for who to engage in senseless arguments

hashtagged:
Who quoted this op, is it your father that quoted you, I don't need idiots among my mentions.
Take 1k and shift you stink

Little boys like you just secured and overused cheap android phone from your elder brother then rush to open an account on nairaland smh

He doesn't even know what an "op" means sef

Where you see 1k when u wan dash me??

Uselessness runs in your DNA. Poor koala like you

hashtagged:
I have it's a legendary one, I think it was girls from India college, 5 of them, they raped him to death. I heard they even waxed his cucumber when he couldn't continue

Look at this one, who's joking with you here?

Gtf outta here

lovchalice:
Depending on the agreement you have at the beginning of the relationship

Nothing like agreement here, it's just an away match

.hmm

Happy married life to her, I honestly hope their marriage would end like this unlike regular celebrity marriage

A girl has been keeping her virginity for her bf in uni for 4years. she later secured admission into a neighboring uni as planned so they could have endless fun lol

Las las she lost it to a nigga in her school 1week to the scheduled fork date and the bf was heartbroken, laugh so much each time I remember this lmao

Several years back some boarding school students (females) raped an ice cream seller to death in onitsha, if you heard this story raise up your hand

Gsdbrov:
Yes I paid that much for the workline, the showline (Kane) was 400k but no pedigree details, I only know the sire and dam were imported from Russia, I know it still doesn't mean anything if I don't have raw papers to prove it's pedigree.

OK sir

Gsdbrov:
Yh you are correct, but my bro who helped buy it assured me it's pedigree, he called her a straight back gsd, I'm only getting to know the difference since I researched.

He called??

A puppy worth 300k should have good pedigree details regardless of the breed. Nice puppy you got btw

fieryy:
Lord knows how much I hate snow

But seems you had fun lol

Why exactly do you hate it

pwettyme:
People can be so jealous o!
Op no mind dem...hoping to be in Europe with my family soon.

Remember me on your way to Europe pls

Whenever he keeps malice and wouldn't let you know what the problem is, just stand in front of the door and don't allow him go out for work in the morning. Say this to him:

"Baby I know that I've wronged you so much but you not talking to me is causing me depression and I'm dying of boredom in this house, remember we don't have kids yet and you're my best friend but look now you ain't talking to me and I feel so bad. I love you and seeing you this moody shatters my heart into pieces


I promise never to repeat such again, never. Thanks for forgiving me" then kisses and the rest is history


Whenever he's vexed make sure you confront him and tell him things that'll touch his heart. My dad was a very difficult sadist but my mum sabi em trick well well

I inherited it from my dad too but when one asks for forgiveness from their heart I do forgive and forget immidiately

You're my type of person OP, always trying to make your ex know what they've missed

That dick doesn't belong to you nao, it's your roommate's turn dear

Hmm