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OP. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with you. Nature has designed Females to need the touch, companionship and protection of a man. Dats y when i see feminists insulting men online, i just laugh.

WibusJaga:


I will not dignify this fallacious assertion with an answer.

Lol, see dis Guy. U just did. And Erigga is almost right.

Erigga Newmoney is correct abeg. Particularly for Teenage girls and Girls around 20-23. Dem like Fcvkk like mad! U will see small girls looking fat like married women because of Sperms and Postinor!

Pounded yam and First day Egusi soup.

Candidlady:
Lol

VIN your brain needs DIESEL...

So irocked you on the dance floor means a green light ko?

Na wa ooo

You can't be friends with me. Cuz na so so green light you go dey see....


Sitting on a guys lap now means something


Iam learning erday

Lol, y not kerosine? Either you re ignorant in boy/girl affairs or living in pretence! No right thinking lady will sit on her male friend's lap, probably put arms on his shoulder n still think its just 'play'.

CandyOps:
Nah bro she's not in love. She's hoping you have the balls to make a move and shift her pants.

Next time, ask her to come sit on your laps you wanna ask her a question. Then if she does... Ask her the last time she kissed. Say that while licking your lips slowly.. move your face closer to hers and see if she is receptive.

If she lets you kiss her make your move..

P.s Use protection and don't let your guys know about this because - you remember that guy wey army flog for being a bestie to his babe? Yes that's why.

Sometimes babes just want to chop and clean mouth too. Some guys don't seem to get that

Boss, Your last paragraph is over correct. She wants to fvck the OP too, but is pretending or wants to see if he is bold enough. Ladies play lots of mind games in such situations! Dats y its Sharp/fast guys that get p*ssy d most.

Candidlady:
Lmao

This forum will kill me with laugh one day



You see this Dam's kid ba? they see erthing as green light...


You walk with em!!! Green light
You smile sef Green light
Share a blunt Green light
Please can you help me with your spark Green light

If the story is true, why will a young lady play, giggle with, sit on a guy's laps and expect him not to catch feelings? Why do u ladies love pretence?

Candidlady:
Caution your dawg/dog


A leash around his neck might do the magic

Ok, Ma.

Candidlady:
See this poor wretched soul... In life nothing to offer ... After life nothing to offer...

You need help.... If you are above 25 you better just give up on life... Cuz truly life is DARK and it has obviously been UNFAIR to you

Hmmm, dis wan you are Bashing and Insulting peeps this morning, hope all is well?

Hmmm, Love matter for dis early momo. OP,just have boldness and let out ur feelings to the Girl. She may have same for you too.

This OP has a form of entitlement mentality. You share a problem with someone and u expect him or her to wail, cry or be depressed. Na him get d problem? Is like u dont know in Nigeria currently, everybody including 7 yr olds get problems. Every mallam to his kettle, abeg!

FalseProphet1:
I see that girl being slaughtered for rituals before Easter, I see her mutilated corps circulated on the internet, I see people blaming Buhari as tho he was the one who asked her to be greedy.

This I have seen.

Oga Falseprophet, u harsh dis night oo. Abi, one Yahoo boy snatch and fvck ur babe?

Lolss.OP. Or from your picx, she thought u were GM of a company or what? Naija babes tho. Dier matter dey too funny.!

My brother, life of a Naija guy in his 20's is never easy. I faced hardship during my time too but the key thing is contentment. Manage every little u have and don't envy others. D future will definitely be better!.

Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie with my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

Lol, its like your libido dey high o.

Ever8090:
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!

I Suspect dat dem still dey chop free food from dier mama pot. If u re paying ur own bills, you wont have time for certain things.

OP, There is a part in d book of proverbs which says it takes a bad experience for us to change our ways. One day, sb will watch and film you, rubbing ur dick. Ur sex tape go burst out for social media like Oxlade n Tiwa. Ur eye go clear.

The Topic should have been 'Have you been Enemies with someone you never thought would be one with.'

So because Messi missed that Penalty, he is a burden to PSG and not really a world class player or what?


But Mane missed a penalty in the AFCON Finals. So?

Filipo Inzaghi, d king of offside. Then Chicharito (Javier hernandez) of Man U.

ifyken:
She is 18 years old

It just has to be.

because watching Porn on phones came around those 2007,2008 Bird, Thuraya and Sony Ericsson era..And she was 7 yrs then.

Well, If she is 18, dats not bad.

Iyaebe:
Stop going into relationship if you don't have money as a man,just focus on building yourself, its better that way.A struggling man has no business with relationship.

You re just deviating. Relationship in d proper sense is just a guy and a lady dating and trying to see if they can be compatible for marriage. Money spent in d course, should not be brought up as a topic@all. Same with time, energy and sex. Both parties gave sth. Please, some of u should change ur mentality o.

Iyaebe:
Don't ever try that,you'll be breaking the sis code which States that whatever that comes from a man,be it money,gifts and other valuables shall never be returned no matter the circumstances. He's supposed to be paying you breakup allowances especially if sex was involved in the relationship.

Break up allowance indeed. D way you ladies in Nigeria have now monetized relationships is sickening. Please, have some self-respect, ok?

OP has met a Yahoo Boy or a Rich but secretly married man and now thinks very low of her BF. When the bad guy will suck your juices n dump you, don't cry and start claiming all men re scum o.

Hmm, 2 porn topics dis nite? When two persons of d opposite gender decide to watch Porn together, we all know how d story go end.

dirtydiva:
I watch porn for long dat it became nothing to me and my babe, the moment you realize that once you cum during sex you go hate to continue watching it.

I lived with my galfrnd since my campus life and such video was like seasonal movie but as time goes e no dey shack me again but now to watch it again no dey move me. You can't force yourself to quit porn, na your body go get tired of it as time goes

You are a Guy and you re bearing dirtydiva?

Datboredberri:
I saw it in my uncle's phone... It was gross... I still don't know what I had watched...

It made me hate porn... For a few years...

In school, caught some students watching it.... Reported them... They were suspended...

I was 7

Wait, you watched porn at age 7 in your Uncle's phone.? Dat means you re a very young babe because from 2007 upwards, nobody had porn in their phones.

Ryda:
You be fa.g?

S.He is a bat. Neither a bird nor a flying mammal.

Ryda:
What is this?

You are a female, right? Well, Dats called proper packaging of the Penis!

Lalasticlala

heniford2:
why on earth will make my wife slap me na end of marriage be that

Hmmm. Dats how u guys will be bragging. Ur wife go wozz u better slap, marriage go still continue.