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Hmm, 2 porn topics dis nite? When two persons of d opposite gender decide to watch Porn together, we all know how d story go end.

dirtydiva:
I watch porn for long dat it became nothing to me and my babe, the moment you realize that once you cum during sex you go hate to continue watching it.

I lived with my galfrnd since my campus life and such video was like seasonal movie but as time goes e no dey shack me again but now to watch it again no dey move me. You can't force yourself to quit porn, na your body go get tired of it as time goes

You are a Guy and you re bearing dirtydiva?

Datboredberri:
I saw it in my uncle's phone... It was gross... I still don't know what I had watched...

It made me hate porn... For a few years...

In school, caught some students watching it.... Reported them... They were suspended...

I was 7

Wait, you watched porn at age 7 in your Uncle's phone.? Dat means you re a very young babe because from 2007 upwards, nobody had porn in their phones.

Ryda:
You be fa.g?

S.He is a bat. Neither a bird nor a flying mammal.

Ryda:
What is this?

You are a female, right? Well, Dats called proper packaging of the Penis!

Lalasticlala

heniford2:
why on earth will make my wife slap me na end of marriage be that

Hmmm. Dats how u guys will be bragging. Ur wife go wozz u better slap, marriage go still continue.

Lols, dis Fada na Wosky fada . But seriously, no sensible Guy should be beating his wife in dis 21st century..

Bahamas95:
There's an element of truth in what he said.

Same thing applies to two big churches in Nigeria, I won't mention names. A particular tribe dominate in the head pastor department. Pastors from other tribes work under them as assistants even in their states...... Community slot dey religion, nor be only football.

Thats Winners Chapel and RCCG. Yoruba Pastors has dominance in dis 2 churches. No matter how we pretend, there is Tribalism in d Nigerian church.

Wahali, Tribalism no go fit end for naija.

DrFunmisticGlow:
you a baby daddy?

No!!

We the elders don't agree!!

A baby daddy for one child will continue to be a baby daddy for other children. We can't have that for datboredberry

Just like 2face, future, nick Cannon and so on

What if Datboredberry care less like Annie Macaulay?

Afterall, one member of your Vaginarian club here said she is ready to become Davido's 50th babymama.

AoifeNightfall:
The Lutheran Church broke out of the Catholic Church too.

Yea but This particular incident happened like a century earlier b4 the King Henry and Pope fall out.

AoifeNightfall:
Who fúcking cares?
I'm not bashing any church.

The Anglican Church was created because King Henry VII wanted divorce from his wife. He was desperate for a male child and wanted to marry a younger woman but pope Clement refused to annul his marriage. So with the help of the younger woman (Anne Boleyn) he made England a Protestant country. And got his long sought after divorce.

Then the reforms for this new church came later.

The initial reason for the creation of the church was not because they were sick of the corruption in the Catholic Church like other Protestant churches that came after but because a man lusted after another woman and was desperate for a male child he wanted divorce.

It was actually the Anglican church that more Churches now sprang from..e.g Methodist, Presbyterian, Puritans, etc..

Catholic church remained as it was.

So you are just getting to know?

The story has it that King Henry XVIII wanted a heir which his wife (I think Catherine) couldnt give him.

As a known Catholic, He met the Pope for a Divorce inorder to marry his Mistress (Anne Boleyn or so) but the Pope said Catholic church cannot dissolve the marriage on flimsy reasons.

So he Cut ties with the Roman Pope and formed the church of England (Anglican church).

Read this in our Literature in English Selected WAEC Novel,(A Man for all season) far back 2006.

ASUU don vex o.

But MannaVultureGriller will not like this.

LINTUNE:

B4 U know,

u will create a thread, 'I am deeply in love with a sweet but troublesome nairalander'.

Hartugrin27:
Gbayii boss
Must every love story base on sex
Oh gosh!!!, I only get erection 6:15am every morning..I think less about sex cos wanna b a man of honour

Hmmm..Na so...

LINTUNE:
same here, u meet different characters here it's actually the fun of it....

Hmmm.

Na so dat guy in the other thread take fall in Love oo..

Darkseidxx:
You're a mumu man
Toto you nr go see even the line of tight

Ogbeni, the way OP is talking, he does not care about towtow one bit.

He is a 'No sex, lets respect our bodies' kinda of guy.

A real loverboy!

Kollins11:
As for me, I just wan shift all these feminists wombs.. nothing more. I can't ask them for a relationship.

But Comrade, please advice us on how to strategize and get saphiere and Jennyclay, Those girls get ACTION and they're too BITTER.

Lolsss..Bad guy.

Please wait for d other senior Comrades, Smellysperm or Truvelisback for d Tips.

Beebah2000:
thank God say u separate the Beebah from the 2000.

My future hubby no be nairalander
All these nairaland boys way Sabi play with person feelings.

Owk o. Not bad.

Hartugrin27:
I might the right guy for her
I mean it n I'm serious about it..
She accepts,she ignore, reject or nevermind..
I have shown my concern cos I love her

This Guy is neck deep in Love already.

Kinda Reminding me of Tony Umez now.

YinkaOlusesi16:
That`s how a lot of men enter one chance. U dey fall in love with Person wey you nova see hin picture. If kon go be man con? Ur eyes go soon clear.

Lolss...

Datboredberry is a lady.

Once that, she fit use Talku talku bore this Guy to death.

Lolsss..

Datboredberry Hook don catch fish.

All her love, romance and relationship talk don catch dis brother.

Iyaebe, Candidlady, Beebah 2000,et al. Better Strategize and get a fine bobo here.

Single life no good oo.

Loreettaa:
Everything you must drag sex inside. OK na

When marriage is not in d cards, what is dating without Fcvking?

As the first commentor has said, any Docking (sex) in d relationship must not be too aggressive.

OP.

Na Arrangee.

After doking Lady A, the sly pastor arranged secretly with a church brother and begged him to marry her.

For Lady B who refused to give the evil pastor Kpekus, he did some jazz to ensure she does not get husband on time.

Some pastors are walking Demons while some churches are Beautified Shrines!

Ikillbrokehoes:
I think it's a lesbian bluefilm, something like that, it has been long though.

Ogbeni, the movie na Porn.

Not different from those on xvideos!

All the fcvking styles are well represented.

Lols.

This OP wants to codedly know those that loves Porn.

OP Datboredberry.

Hope this is not a ploy to force d hand of a Brother here?

because these days you have been shooting ur shots at some Cool guys here..

U ladies say nairaland guys are toxic yet una dey Die for us!

mattmogan88:
Bro i don't know why its very difficult, after every match, i will vow never to watch their match again but here I am already dressed up to hit the viewing center

Those days, Una dey laff Arsenal fans for supportership without trophies. Una don join d party o.

Leeds 1 Man utd 1. Another Sunday ogbolor soup for dem Kyase, Fergie, Obembet,etc. to chop dier eba.